English translation (please let me know if there are mistakes):
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ひびき せんぽ~い!
Hibiki-senpaai!
(ゼエ ゼエ)
(WHEEZE WHEEZE)
遅れてすみませぇ~ん!
Sorry I'm running laate!
ぴかり!
遅いぞ!
Pikari!
You're late!
遅いっ!
Too late!
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すみません!すみません!
I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
招集から25分も経ってるじゃん! ありえないんだけど
It's been 25 minutes since we got the call! Ridiculous!
フフフ
やっとメンツが揃ったようだなそろそろ始めさせてもらうぞ・・・
Heh-heh-heh!
Everyone is finally here, so we can start any time now...!
私の名は・・・ 聞いて驚け!
You'll be surprised to hear... my name!
怪人百均黒タイツ女!
はははははは
The Mysterious 100-Yen-Shop Black Tights Woman! Bwahahahaha!
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遅れますって連絡くらいはできたよね?
Couldn't you have at least called to tell me you were going to be late?
ちょっと道に迷ってたら充電切れちゃって・・・
I got a little bit lost and my battery is dead...
いいから後でやれ!
You can do that later!
まあいいわ小娘ども!
Okay then, little girls!
今日も今日とてエロ恥ずかしい目に合わせてやる!
Today will be the day I see you face erotic humiliation!
百均ビーム!!
100-Yen-Shop Beam!!
(ビイーッ)
(VREEE!)
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