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More/Less Annoying Now // Geoff is Back on Hot Dogs [70] - Patreon Ad-Free

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Black Hawk Down, William Fitchner, laid low at RT, "I'm on your side," no one's advocate, Costco life hack, fart ninjas, pizza bones, bird confidence, wings, salt & pepper, a different 5, sleep deprivation, Earthshaker High Score, bingo dog, Geoff injury, extracting the fun, done with fries, Shania Twain, 1080p popcorn, Scorpio Sky, Creating Character podcast, and movie theater popcorn.

More/Less Annoying Now // Geoff is Back on Hot Dogs [70] - Patreon Ad-Free

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The guys need to try AMC's branded microwave popcorn. The extra butter version is as close to the actual stuff in the theater as you can possibly get.

kazmeyer

Undergoing the burger count with some coworkers (not a contest) and had one try to argue that hamburger helper should count for at least three burgers, and had a whole ass argument prepared as to why. Absolutely unhinged the gaming of the system that's going on.

Collins Reynolds

Im late but you can definitely buy boneless chicken thighs I know because I thought I was getting bone in thighs to smoke but got boneless by accident.

Neo_Baggins

Don’t you remember when Boba Tea fell in the Snorlax pit in Return of the Fart Ninjas?

Neo_Baggins

People need to stop agreeing with Andrew so much on these insane takes even if you are not buying a drink your paying more for the delivery or gas to get popcorn at a theater

Joe

Price wise, AMC sells a to-go mega bag that's huge and a reasonable price since you're buying so much. They pack it in a big plastic back like you buy ice in... but like 2 feet long

MandaBear

Salt on tomatoes is legit. I haven't tried it on watermelon yet though.

Luke Elliott

did anyone else hear Andrew say snorlax while they were talking about the boneless pizza???

Jeb Bush

Listen. Gavin is British. The Brits hate flavour! At the same time though, water is the most delicious. People that say water tastes like nothing blow my mind. It's so sad they don't taste how lovely water is!

Haylee Flight

We need a series of gavin learns how to cook american food he's never tried

Manik Mouse

It's even easier at warehouses with outdoor food courts!

Hayley Knoph

I work at Costco and can attest that many people head to the food court first before shopping and take food and drinks around the warehouse. We do prefer for you to use the front door so we can get more accurate membership counts, and then head through self checkout to get to the food court. Literally no employee is bothered if you're trying to get through to your $0.89 soda.

Hayley Knoph

Michael Jones used to say all of your friends are deaad in content

Chris

Phenomenal landscape choice

Xmas Mike

Andrew: "I've tried everything, but I can't make movie theater popcorn at home, it's impossible." Audience and NEGG: "Have you tried using the universally accepted ingredient according to the instructions on the package?" Andrew, continuing to bury his head in the sand: "It's just impossible you guys got a pay for the delivery"

GModtheSire

I need a soundboard of Geoff swears so that I can enjoy every bingo game I ever play

SpriggleWiggle

You put the popcorn oil, popcorn seeds and flavicol and cook it till it pops

MaplexSyrup

Working at a movie theater when I was younger, people often came in to buy popcorn and leave, or though would watch a movie and the and buy more popcorn on the way out.

MaplexSyrup

as a primary choice drinker of water enjoyer and a fan of bland things specifically, im also a foodie and can attest that youre capable of enjoying the minute differences in food despite liking those things more. the enjoyment of those things are not mutually exclusive of flavor development and enjoyment of taste....long story short continue hammering that little freak until we get to the bottom of this >:c

SassyKat

Late to the party, but my mom salts watermelon and tomatoes.

Apathetic_Titan

I happily pay 20-ish dollars for 2 beers every time I go to see a movie.

Kevin Tester

Notice where it is?

Lia DeKesthler

I love the pinball talk, it takes me back. When I was in college, back in the early 1970s, I was the manager of the student center. At the student center we had six bowling alleys, four pool tables, two ping pong tables, and six pinball machines. Every month the company switched out one of the pinball machines, but I had to empty the quarters and include them with the cash out from the day's other activities. I've got some great memories of that place including many, many hours of pinball. I met my first wife there. When I went back for my 50th reunion last year it was sad to see that it had all been remodeled and everything was gone. Still I can close my eyes and hear the ringing bells and clacking flippers. Pure joy.

AArthriticGamer

This may seem obvious, but if you guys go to a sensory deprivation tank, do NOT get the water in your eyes.

Brian Burkhardt

For the Costco hack, which I agree is a hack, I guess Texas only has indoor food courts. Honestly, I might do it more often even with the usual killer lines. This episode had Gavin be the Andrew for a bit, which was great to see lol. people who do that with popcorn are weirdos but it a weirdness that isn't really harming anybody else. Regulation Burger Count 6

Anthony Dewitt

I work in an Australian supermarket and we had those Fart Ninjas in stock for a while. They're evil things that fart whenever something passes in front of them. Absolutely made for Geoff. Because they're motion activated, that meant you would set them off if you move them or walk past them. If I saw one in the wrong place, it stayed there, because I wasn't gonna be the one walking around with a fart soundboard going off and my name badge on. For a week or two we had a meter-tall stand of them separate from the toy section, something like 20 of the things all piled up facing the same spot. I'd path cages around the area just to not set them off. On the upside, I got to watch several unsuspecting customers and a coworker shit themselves at the sudden cacophony of low bitrate farts right next to their side.

[Your Name Here]

As with Eric, the Costco "hack" for soda is the only way to do it.

Megan

It’s normal to go to the movies to get popcorn and leave

TheReal Jokerboy

I used to work at a small local theater where a large popcorn is 11 dollars and a garbage bag full of popcorn is like 25 bucks. Every night we would have a good 5 people who would come in and just get a tub of popcorn. The secret is in the oil you pop it with. Refined coconut oil or peanut oil with a teaspoon or 2 of flavacol will give you the taste you are looking for. Either do a whirlypop or a stir crazy if you don't have a regulation popcorn machine because the seeds should be moving. As for the flavacol after popping, it's totally normal for people to ask for it, but you need to do like a dusting over it and then shake it into the bucket/bowl. That being said, I make some killer popcorn at home with my stir crazy just using avocado oil and sea salt.

Drew

Omg classic Andrew with the Flavacol lol

Ryan Pattison

Yeah you can make some really good wings at home with basically no effort. Buy wings, cut them to separate the wings from the drums, air fry for like 20-25 minutes until cooked and crispy shaking them every so often to ensure an even cook, make a sauce in a pan with 2 parts hot sauce 1 part butter and like a tablespoon of honey (the honey is optional and perfect ratios aren't critical, you'll have a good sauce pretty much no matter what), toss wings in sauce, eat. Blue cheese optional (but not ranch).

Ryan Pattison

Nuggets are made from chicken breast which have no bones?

Maddie

I love Andrew calling out “Snorlax” when talking about the bones of a pizza, clearly referring to the sarlac pit - not even a minute later making fun of Gavin for boneless wings 🤣

Jakob Grand

If Geoff invents it, he could call it "The G-Bone DeBone Ray"

Drew

Andrew always finds the path of least resistance to accomplish a goal and then whatever path he discovers is now the only path he will follow to accomplish that goal, even if it's completely inefficient or he understands makes little sense, because he knows it works. Gavin always finds the most efficient path. He re-evaluates his decisions constantly to see if there was a better way to do something, even if he's at 95% efficiency he's going to try and find more efficiency if he can. Two diametrically opposed worldviews, and pure comedy podcast gold every time.

Zack Chastain

I make movie theater popcorn at home. The machine I use was $200, which is about as expensive as it comes for home. A large popcorn at the Alamo is $10. So if you skip 20 popcorns, you can buy the machine to make it yourself. Flavacol, oil, kernels. Done.

Zack Chastain

They do know nuggets are made from deboned chicken right?

Kin-Ho Ma

I listened to this one in the tub🛁🫧

Kailey Contreras

Andrew claims he has done everything he can do replicate movie theater popcorn yet he hadn't even read the flavacol instructions...

SomeDumbCat

Got those fart ninjas it’s not worth it. They are small sensor in them and if you pass them they make a fart sound so pathetic

TheReal Jokerboy

Lmao I heard that too.

Packie Shepard

Did Andrew call the Star Wars Sarlacc the Pokemon Snorlax? Ha

BroZillaDilla

Do the Float Spa! It could be the 2025 version of Brazilian Waxing!

Roger Flynn

Chranna

ClubMeSoftly

Pizza bones because people who don’t like crust give then to the dog

Psilocvbin

I would like to propose a Wing tracker, I started on Jan 1 this year and am currently sitting at 397 wings this calendar year

SadCatSam

Andrew pronounces Toronto like a true Canadian, not a T to be heard.

FellDown

In Drag bingo they make fun little jokes with certain balls/numbers!

Dalyce Farnan

Did Gavin forget about the AH popcorn machine, or did he truly never interact with it?

Blues_ Clewes

Gavin talking about seeing invisible stuff made me think of this video o saw recently from MIT where scientists were able to show individual photons moving through space, with video of photons entering a water bottle. Very cool https://youtu.be/EtsXgODHMWk?si=k0FGUoMDX1aHDeeh

Elliot Stafford

Getting the ball monitored is the worse!!!!!

Bert

Andrew thinks snorlax was in Star Wars

cody Morales

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4ngyely232o.amp

john meagher

If Gavin gets confused by the idea of boneless wings, then no one should tell him about how Ohio Court system ruled that boneless wings dont need to be bone free.

john meagher

Flavacol and butter flavor coconut oil is the way to go for homemade popcorn.

Eric Williams

Movie theater by me does a 2 gallon bag of popcorn for $10. I regularly will get it and then go home and watch a movie at home. Its phenomenal

Will

Gavin needs to make wings before he has them. Just so he can butcher them lol.

Connor F

Movie theaters now are selling just bags of premade popcorn to take home with you. This is absolutely a thing people do just because they love movie theater popcorn.

BonemanZ

Gavin could buy me a popcorn maker if he wants

Folds2008

Pretty sure you can buy those at Costco

TheDrMouse

Literally put salt and pepper on a cut tomato 🍅 this morning.

TheDrMouse

..Wow. Also... Fart Ninjas totally sounds like a Geoff invention

SaY-DiST

I learned “you and your friends are dead” from achievement hunter. I don’t know what they’re on about.

Seth L

Five grown men and not one of them has ever heard of boneless chicken thighs??

Ruman Shahriar

Can we get Megs take on this season less Gavin life style because its mind blowing.

Larry Smith

10 year Costco employee here, no one cares if you cut through line as long as you don’t take unpaid merchandise through. They look because we aren’t allow to have non members in the store at all anymore

Robmathew

There's a guy who 3D printed a tray for Costco snacking on the go and I think it would change Geoff's life.

Chaz Surfboard

Can someone seed find the gameplay footage

Adam Chwalik

Geoff should bring Albert to the office and let him play with Andrew. Then once Dillbot is chomped to bits you can put the guts into a better RC.

ComradeCrazylegs

I was anti-gavin on the initial food conversation, but couldn't be more on his side about popcorn. Popcorn is 1, ass, and 2, cheap as fuck to make. Buying popcorn at all makes no sense to me, but popcorn for more than a dollar? Absolutely not

Kyle Oldham

Andrew says Gavin is Pro eyes, anti tongue… this is the same guy who suggested getting a cleaning tongue for his butt

Jonathan Williams

The Minecraft background!!

Matt Mahler

He can see all the frames, but taste none of the flavors.

ComradeCrazylegs

Gavin invested all his skill points in eyes and none in tongue.

ComradeCrazylegs

Salt float pods actually rule

Folds2008

Dude I’ve been living Geoff’s Costco life hack for years, it rules

bryc

Gavin my autistic coded king I'm there with you 👑

Archery Contest

Delta Force RIPPED I'm surprised Andrews not a fan

Chaz Surfboard

Geoff, I've been doing the Costco soda hack for years. I'm also a free refill connoisseur. I check in the front, cut through the checkout line, get a soda, go backwards though self checkout despite the dirty looks from employees, and shop. I repeat at least twice a shopping trip and get a top off on the way out. Fuck em.

ClaytonNotSatan

Water does taste Geoff

Eoin

I worked at a movie theater for a year and a half and as a manager I needed to learn everything, best popcorn can be made like this: 1. Add a teaspoon of olive oil before kernels. 2. Add kernels then a table spoon of that special salt (it’s really bad for you if you add it after, a manager would have to come over and warn the guest and then okay it if they wanted it extra on the side) 3. Wait till some of the popcorn starts popping out of the top to then tip it over. Fresh movie theater popcorn that can be replicated at home (I have tried and succeeded!! Enjoy all who read this

Slim

Love some cherry pie and a cup of coffee.

Sam

I take back my S&P comment. You can use it on all savory items. Cereal in my mind is a sweet dish.

Sam

"I don't know anything about taste" might be the most British thing I've heard from Gav

Tyler Achey

Gavin, you can put S&P on anything! Andrew eat an egg!

Sam

I have a friend who Uber Eats movie theatre popcorn.. quite a psychopathic financial decision

Kylar Scott

Boneless wings are just adult chicken nuggets

Dinkleberg65

Andrew wants Bingo Royale, last bingo-er standing.

Picklebub

I really like Andrew but...pie is meh......NO, just no. PIE IS LIFE

Jacob B

I prefer my pizza boneless

Caleb Ashton

Gavin making wings absolutely needs to be content.

Justin D

Geohny, his name is Geoff.

Blake Rook

Orville redenbacher corn, butter flavored coconut oil and flavacol, this is how we made the AMC popcorn, you can play with the measurements. I used a little extra oil myself. Its what makes it more yellow. -former AMC kitchen manager

Joseph Sierra

That flavor salt stuff we put it in the kettle when we put the corn seed in.

The Silent Taco

I worked at a movie theater for about 11 years and there are people who came in for their own movie night or game night and just bought our popcorn because they loved it better. We had our concessions area before the tickets got ripped so it was easier to come in to get it and go. We also gave out a bunch to a local boys and girls club for their movie day.

The Silent Taco

If you have an AMC classic you can get the refillable popcorn bucket and get it filled for $6

Illien

Eric's Vox was a bit boomy in the low end on this one.

Blake Rook

give Andrew hell for calling the sarlacc a snorlax. Never forget this crime

Scythe

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

You know what everything with 40 grams of sugar have In common. They taste overly sweet. Like what kind of thing covered in piss would andrew like?

brikbeans

What a coincidence I'm pulling into a Costco parking lot as geoff says he went to Costco. I find this hilarious

Johnny

Aren't we supposed to have a schedule out for this week already?

Eric Lozano

This is the most Andrew Gavin has ever been

M. Michael Metcalf

I have heard of people doing this at cost co.

brikbeans

I remember seeing a clip of Eric talking about the popcorn thing on that show. He said everybody but one person on this podcast agreed it was weird. I assumed the one person was Nick, because he’s a food freak. I should have guessed it was Andrew

Cob

That and geoff's "sauce them before you cook them" take is crazy, that might work with baking but even then it's so much better to lightly season then bake then sauce. And if you're doing fried wings if you sauce them before hand you'll just end up with gloopy mess in your fryer and extremely mediocre wings. This whole episode was a mess of horrible food takes

Geoff Robinder

Holy fuck Andrew asking Gavin how he felt about salt and pepper almost made me crash, I had to pull over on the highway

Marco aka SillyFaceZero!

Gavin's gotta be bullshitting about his taste stuff. He says he doesn't like sugar but imports all kinds of chocolate bars and drinks Big Red

Daniel Hodder

Minecraft?

Mirsab Ali

Our theater in town use to have on the marquee "pop in for some popcorn" and during covid they did drive by popcorn sales to help them stay afloat, it was pretty awesome. Also, my manager buys the bring in for cheaper refills bucket every year and then like once a week her and her husband drive to the theater to get it filled

Gina Whaley

Geoff taking all the girls out to bingo in a regular basis is the most wholesome thing I’ve heard in a while

Tristan Fraser

Gavin just watch the food Network, this is fucking wild

Sean Fiore

I love the Star Wars Snorlax

Jacob Hoover

Anyone know what game is in the background today? The visuals are stunning 😍

Anthony Manzolina

There are boneless beef short ribs

JWoody

Also gav should Make wings before and after he goes to eat them

Mountain_Dad

"Awh man, this sucks" was so genuine by Andrew 😂

Taylor Hickey

Gaving has the birdger confidence

Bentley barnett

Man I loved when snorlax showed up in Star Wars

Shumbawamba

Listen fart ninjas one thing, but Walmart has an entire wall of skibidy toilet merch. I was horrified

Mountain_Dad

snorlax? come on andrew lmaoo

D. K.

Andrew calling a Sarlacc a Snorlax sent me

Shane Wellesley

You want boneless ribs? Take a half rack of pork ribs, whatever seasoning or bbq sauce, and throw that shit in a slow cooker. If the meat doesn’t melt off the bone, get a new slow cooker.

Mark

Did Gavin became Andrew?

Mr Lopo

I worked at Costco, we didnt care if people are while walking, we didn't like when people left their trash in the aisle.

Kindyno

I love the background for this episode

Slendy

Andrew should get an air popper. They are cheap and small and he could fit it in his bathroom

spectorpanzers

My bf loves popcorn and often makes stovetop popcorn with this special pot. He also has flavacol and although his popcorn is way better than microwave popcorn, it’s still not quite the same as getting popcorn from a movie theater. The guys are right, there’s just something different about movie theater popcorn.

LilJZ

Not sure if Geoff will see this, check out this guys Costco set up - sounds ideal for you and Emily! https://www.tiktok.com/@photogami/video/7544398980482895159

Josh

Yeah, when everyone was saying you couldn’t get a deboned thigh, I was thinking you absolutely can. Maybe not as like a regular order at a restaurant, but you walk into the poultry section of the grocery store, they have basically every cut of chicken bones or deboned.

The Ghostlight Rook

You know I've always thought that Gavin was special. I'm not really a food guy either. I love good food and for me it is just a on or off like it or don't like it. I can sort of understand why I like it or don't like it though. And I cannot fathom that this man who I think of as a very intelligent man in a lot of ways, struggles when trying to decide what foods salt should go on. .. 😂😂😂

Bog sucker

Eric was more annoying when he was younger?

Eoin

10000% on Gavin’s side about flavors and food. Is it good? Cool. Is there some complexity? I don’t fuckin know

Crohnenberg

Bone in wings all day. Best form of chicken. I don’t think any of them know a thing about wings. To say the chicken is merely a vehicle for sauce is insane. The chicken is the main part! They need to try some real good dry rubs. I hope they don’t go to BWW because those are real dogshit wings. Popcorn talk was hilarious. Uber eating popcorn from the theatre is absolutely wild. This episode is a 7/10 popcorn kernals.

Mr. Dude Sky

I have to be definitely not on Gavin's side here and say that Geoffs life hack is totally trash compared to the McDonald's extra pancake

Bog sucker

I agree with Gavin 100%. I would prefer burn Wing over a boneless cuz then you actually holding a wing

Billy Panovec

As someone from western NY, hearing them all talk about wings made me want to explode (in a comical way)

Milksteak

Has gavin ever been tested for autism? Genuinely.

lee jones

I wonder if Andrews fear for deprivation tanks is from that episode of the Simpson's where Homer gets stuck

Gauge Minns

This right here, I was seeing if Anyone else caught it, I was like he’s gotta be fucking kidding me. No way my man confused a pokemon for a Star Wars pit monster lol

Paul Davenport (Caboose)

Gavin and his British taste buds.

Jason S

REGULATION MINECRAFT

Potter_The_Giant

Lazy man yes there is

hallball (killhall021)

You can actually get pieces of chicken deboned and still be that cut of meat. It's more expensive though same thing with the ribs

hallball (killhall021)

I know a lot of people that will go to movie theaters just to grab popcorn. Also I would call Movie theater popcorn "4K" and not 1080p

Nathan Sweatt

I think everyone should try floating. I do it once a month. Skin-temperature water, pitch black, and totally silent.

Jeremy Hixon

Gavin is British. Of course he doesn't understand or appreciate flavor. No one from England does.

Andrew Yeager

How many burgers would the monster Mac be😂

Nuclearhotdog555

I HAVE A CLIP 12:25 Andrew responds to Gavin's "Looks like something out of Star Wars" with "Oh yea, huh, Snorlax"... did he mean The Sarlacc Pit?

Jake Hoggen

I think the rest of the crew could build a tasting menu for Gavin. Just little bits of flavour experience they think he's missing out on, that could get more adventurous as the mini course go on. Or take him to a food fair and make him try all the free samples.

GlazedMcGuffin

Eric sneaking in those Scorpio Sky and Creating Character tags, I see you. Though I think 1080p Popcorn would've been a better title

Marcel

Take Gavin to B dubs after he makes wings for yall

Nuclearhotdog555

"I don't know anything about flavors" might be the most British thing Gavin has ever said.

Godfatherrules

Did Andrew say Snorlax? I think he meant Sarlacc

Tim

During the pizza talk and Gavin said it looks like the creature from Star wars, did Andrew call it Snorlax from Pokémon?

King0fChickens

Huh, eating a boneless wing is 100% Eat. Eric should make a podcast about it

LZ

Absolutely, plays in my last hour of work, best way to end my Wednesday arvo

Gauge Minns

14 burgers deep

Ryan Daniels

this is the only thing which they time perfectly for aussies, hell yeah

Lewi lew dawg

Let’s gooo!

Andee

Always a good day when there’s a new ep!

Nick Nancarrow

This podcast helps me Zimmer down after a long day

SirFriesFried


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