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AN EGG have some annoyances they want to get off their chests and the best way to do it is a draft. Are their displeasures lining up with yours or are you irritated with their picks? Is you peeve their peeves or are you peeved? Who won?

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Stop. Blocking. The intersection. If you can't make it ALL THE WAY THROUGH, even if the light is green, DON'T FUCKING GO. The light is gonna turn red while your dipshit ass, in your stupid pepsi-blue wrx that everybody and their deadbeat uncle has and thinks they're the fucking Drift King, is in the middle of the intersection and now you're blocking an ENTIRE LINE OF TRAFFIC at rush hour. We could all get home if you would just follow the fucking rules of the road. So anyways college is back in session near where I work. Genuinely doubles my commute time.

Andy

I re-listened to this, and I’m desperate for a clutch my pearls+ Meg Turney reaction to an episode recording.

Robert Gibbens

If this draft happened in 2015 it’d be called first world problems draft

Fi lmy

Mine's gotta be when you're about to click on something on a website but then more shit loads in and moves the site around so you click on the wrong thing.

Daniel

One of my peeves is making any noise like talking or playing something on your phone in the bathroom.

Tom Bruynell

If they do another peeves draft, I think it should be "themed" like, peeves relating to food, peeves relating to living in Austin (This can be adapted to peeves about living in a city, or Andrew can just do exactly what he did in this video and just say things other regulation crew have said in previous videos)

Zaryn Dunn

Eric's list is the most "everyone around me is the problem but I am perfect" list ever.

Zaryn Dunn

Andrew immediately lost. I do NOT want to see anyone's feet!!! Especially in the summer!! Disgusting!!

Raisa

my top 3: rude chewers (chewing loudly and/or with mouth open), people who stop walking in the middle of a walkway, slow drivers who won't let you pass

GlassesMcDorkface

I like Geoff’s and Nicks. Eric had 2 dad answers lol

Psilocvbin

Big peeve: not being able to Google anything without putting "reddit" at the end so you can get replies and information from actual real people with real people problems.

Sam Curtis

My turbo peeve... people who "reply all" to company wide emails. Congrats on the promotion Deb, but Jesus christ do i need a million effing "congratulations, so well deserved" emails??? 🤬 Or. Or. Or.... people who read the slide show/pitch deck verbatim. 😮‍💨🙄

Jill

It was an exaggeration but it felt that long!

TanTheMan

You held a door open for 5 minutes?

A1notsauce

Fuck yeah cartelgram

Jupiter Rose

This was absolutely excellent.

Krafty Kraken

Google Services being terrible, unusable messes now is a big peeve. Google Images filled with A.I, search adding an A.I overview, Reverse image search replaced with Google Lens that does not work at all and Youtube search being god awful only showing 3 results before pushing you videos it wants to show you that may be related or not at all.

Daniel Hodder

I’m with you on pizza nick

Dualrangerz

Geoff won hands down just with clueless shoppers alone. Regarding ordering, I’m 100% with Geoff on that, but a side peeve is when I think I have my order ready to place, then they ask “what side do you want”, or something similar, and the list of options is in a completely different page / section of the menu, or in tiny print that’s easily missed. I always feel like a moron after that, whereas if it was all listed right there, it would be fine.

JP

Eric won this by a landslide in my opinion. I'd like to add to this list: -people who mispronounce words despite knowing that it's not the way the word is said Example: "milk" as "malk" "pokémon" as "poke-ee-mon" "McDonald's" as "Mc-in-donalds" "Balloon" as "ball-oooo-in" -people who talk over you when you're telling a story with something completely unrelated -people who borrow your tools and either don't return them, or tell you that they're done with it and to come get it yourself, or return them in damaged condition. -people who make a mess when doing a task and don't clean up after themselves.

Lynndon Barr

When you’re in the middle of talking to someone and they look at their Apple Watch

Emma Massey

Even though I felt called out by him because I'm an indecisive orderer (sorry), I gotta give Geoff the win just for the grocery store peeve. He didn't even mention the people who are looking at items on one side of the aisle with their cart blocking the other side of the aisle. Or the people (usually old people) who you're behind that stop dead in their tracks and just stand there like their brain shut off. Or the ones that are standing there blocking the way because they're examining and crossing things off their list which is written on a pad of paper even though it's 2025 and phone apps have the process completely streamlined now.

OnionRings

The grocery store goons is the king of peeves I can’t fucking STAND it MOOOOVE

Russ

i cannot STAND error codes. so many times i’ve had to deal with tech not working and they give me an error code and say ‘sorry, didn’t work’ like yeah i know it didn’t work, why not??? meanwhile, there’s no directory for these error codes so why even give me an error code in the first place if it’s not meant to mean anything to me??? if you know what error occurred, why not just tell me??

A

People not turning right at a red traffic light, even though they are in the right lane, in front of me, and i need to turn right, and so does everyone else stopped in the RIGHT lane. …. Get out of my lane. Wanting to get ahead of the other 4 cars in the left lane is no excuse to stop up the right turning lane. Idiot

David Dippong

My pet peeve is accidentally tapping the time display in a YouTube video and it shows me how much time is left instead of how far along into the video I am.

Nova

I work in sports broadcasting, and one of my biggest pet peeves is studio wanting to do a cut in during a game out of a commercial break BUT NOT TELLING ME SO THEN THEY GET MAD AT ME FOR NOT COUNTING AND/OR GOING TO THEM! YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD TO ME!

Makenna May

I think we have a new feet guy.

Ghintec

Can’t believe Andrew took the foot pet peeve right before nicks last pick.

Bisping

I can cherry pick peeves from different people here but I think Nick got 2 in a row with slow drivers and dog walkers... If I can re-word Geoff's hotel peeve and just make it online sign in or apps that don't fugging work (but I get half a dozen messages from the business saying I need to fill out the form) then he'd have that and oblivious public. so, tie I guess: Nick and Geoff

Aven

Long time ago, when the wired headphones were a standard, when they got caught and got yanked out, I'm still getting angry and it hasn't happened in 10 years

Tereza Fraňková

I'm torn between Andrew and Geoff. Andrew's cuts were hilarious, but Geoff's peeves were making me upset just thinking about them.

Anthony Crocco

I got alot of peeves but here's a couple 1 Saying goodbye then walking the same way 2 Bikers who bike in the middle of the road or close enough to where it's like I CANT PASS YOU MOVE!! 3 Holding the door for someone who doesn't say thank you! like come on I sat here for 5 minutes to be nice and you just walk in!!!

TanTheMan

Talking at full volume on the phone in public has to be the most annoying thing in the world, especially when someone's chatting utter shite that's not even important.

DTW268

Pet peeves for me; 1. People talking to me on the bus. It's 730 on a Monday morning. Don't talk to me. I just wanna sit quietly for an hour and think about my upcoming day/week. I don't want to make small talk. 2. Me, I am my pet peeve. I'm too nice because, I LET PEOPLE TALK TO ME ON THE DAMN BUS. So now, I'm getting looks from people like I'm the devil because they have to stand because someone's saving a seat for me so they can talk to me and invite me to their birthday party and ask if I want to meet for coffee, oh, can they have my number in case they need to get in touch with me because I smiled and nodded when they talked about the weather one time? AAAAAGGHH. And that's why I now get the bus to work 40 minutes earlier than I need to.

Kezz21

My 2 biggest pet peeves of all time are, 1. Dogs being off leash in leashed areas!!!! As someone with tiny dogs, I HATE having to panic and quickly scoop them up when getting run up on by an off leash dog! 2. OUTDOOR CATS. KEEP YOUR CAT INSIDE!!!! They are not wild/native animals, they are domesticated ones that don't belong outside freely. They do so much harm to the native birds/reptiles/mammals, of which I have rehabbed hundreds due to cat attacks.

Kailey Contreras

I think Nick wins this one for me

Kailey Contreras

I’ll take Andrew trying to have funny peeves over Geoff just Googling and choosing those like he did with the States and Breakfast draft. At least there’s comedy here of Andrew attacking Gavin. What’s funny about Geoff reading stats?

Daniel Hodder

People who say that don’t want to cook. I can’t cook, as in I don’t know what to add or subtract to make it better. But I can follow a recipe as can literally anyone else but they don’t want to.

Daniel Hodder

That show really hinged in the quality of its guests, which is why it would PERFECT for ANEGG

GlazedMcGuffin

And the "good" news is that as you get older it gets worse. Just because I'm old and retired doesn't mean that I still don't have sh!t to do.

AArthriticGamer

there’s just so many great draft ideas, I don’t love the idea of them rehashing what’s already been discussed, especially when it’ll probably be years for them to dedicate the time to it. I also think sharing the honorable mentions will make the drafts more competitive. I love when their picks get taken by someone else and they have to scramble!

quartzzzing

My peeve is people who say they can’t cook WHAT DO YOU MEAN? There has literally never been a time in human history where it was any easier to learn how.

bryc

Can we get a gavins idea on a t shirt plz 🙏

Tyrel McRae

My peeves are 1. People talking on their phones on speaker in public settings, like the bus or grocery store. 2. People who just put their dishes in the sink without rinsing or filling it with soap and water, so food just gets caked on and becomes ten times worse when you're trying to do the dishes.

Kyle Kincaid

Peeve: cleaning *around* an obvious mess that you made. one time my roommate let water boil over on the stove (another peeve, what are you new?) cleaned the entire kitchen, wiped down the TOASTER NEXT TO THE MESS. BUT LEFT THE BOILED OVER STAIN THAT SHE MADE WHY BOTHER CLEANING IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO EVERYTHING

tayycro

All of these peeves are so good. I will say Nick is my winner! Some of my pet peeves are... Talking with a mouth full of food Dogs not on leashes in public (excluding in dog parks) Spam callers with a similar area code to where you live Scheduling a work meeting or announcement that could easily be a text or email Talking on the phone in the bathroom Can't wait to see everyone's peeves as well as more peeves drafts!

Jacob Hoover

Nick's last pick and calling out "Greg" made me laugh so hard I listened to it 5 times.

tayycro

First two are great, third one was so specific lololol I laughed

Nicholas Zook Brimer

So Andrew’s the foot guy now?

Justin D

Geoff’s third pick makes me realize why the cost of Topo Chicos took out Rooster Teeth

Nicholas Zook Brimer

1) people who use the bathroom and refuse to use the fan or air freshener. 2) getting fast food only to get home and the order is wrong or they forgot something. 3) someone blasting their music at full volume in a small space (doubly so if they are right next to you) 4) Clients who you inform on issues and forget the conversation then act like it's your fault for not telling them.

Wolf

People who blast their shitty music so loud you can 1) leaking from their headphones 2) blasting it from their phone in a public setting, like a bus or train 3) blare it so loud you can hear it coming OUT OF THEIR HOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE on a WEEKNIGHT.

Mikayla Matz

With Geoff’s picks, he’s such a great storyteller.

Nicholas Zook Brimer

in the same vein as oblivious public, but specific to escalators, the duos or trios having a discussion on escalators and then stopping at the end to wrap up before parting ways... COMPLETELY oblivious to the other people behind them who now have a time crisis on their hands

Brian Carver

- Using my crap without asking first. - Not doing basic kindnesses if you could because they are not enforced - Making fun of other peoples music and Musical Snobs in general - Food Elitism aka it's not pizza if it's not done with San Marzano Tomatoes and stuff like that

Piotr Gruszczyński

Also, my favourite thing about people discussing their peeves is how it starts off calmly and then just fucking ramps up, and by the end of it, you’re yelling and stammering out “fuckin’” as an emphasis word.

Mara Copland

They said the same thing about another draft, I think it was worst movie tropes. I hope they actually do it though, the second draft of that never came out

Ryan

“The Oblivious Public”. I call that Green Miling. It drives me fucking insane. Related: Assholes who decide to have a sudden fifteen minute reunion in a grocery store *in the middle of the fucking aisle*.

Mara Copland

What a lame comment.

Ryan

As someone who worked front desk at a hotel Geoff's first one is valid bc I don't want to check people in I rather them use the app.

Cdog

Smacking your food while chewing going undrafted is insane

Justin

Why are you here? lol

MadeByKaz

You guys ever played Room 101? Very similar premise, but more of a competition One of you hosts (Andrew would be good for this I reckon).. The other 4 take turns trying to convince Andrew to banish their pet peeve from existence by dumping it into Room 101, where it is essentially means that thing never existed. The idea is you pick a thing that society is mostly fine with, but for some particular reason you have a hatred for it. The game is convincing Andrew to feel that hatred with you. Each round, whoever’s peeve gets banished gets a point. Do like 5 rounds of this and who has the most points wins

windyMelon

Gavin won for sure, but I’m one of those people who refuses to accept cookies on 90% of sites. They don’t need that info, I don’t need those cookies, especially for a one off site I click on from a search result

Crohnenberg

God Eric fucking sucks

Brosao

This ain’t it Andrew

Brosao

Gavin won this for me! but also agreed with Geoff on oblivious people in grocery stores, it drives me up the wall. never had Nick's supreme pizza experience though...

ambrug

My pet peeve is when people whistle in public. Or when Geoff whistles into the mic, lol

Cole

Always someone who makes a joke out of the drafts. Guess Andrew has just decided to be that person every time.

Avlin Starfall

One earphone out when you hit the queue/start loading your shopping onto the belt for some extra situational awareness, then once all your stuff is on there music off and the other one out till the transaction is complete, i dont understand why people find it so hard.

KVLT

Great draft. I know guests are banned from regulation content, but drafts seem like the perfect supplemental to support a guest

Luis Ramirez

Ty fr though, he thinks the bit will get him votes

Leilani Tuala

I always reject cookies.

Eoin

My pet peeve is whatever bit Andrew was doing instead of thinking of real answers

numbr87

Oh my god... I absolutely hate when someone is placing an order, or checking out at a grocery store, and they're on their phone having a conversation. I mean, seriously, respect the people that are helping you out.

Rice Chan

I have a speech impediment I'm sorry😭

Yamori

Andrew is menace.

Dylan Johnson

As an artist "Can you draw me?" or the constant hovering over my shoulder DRIVES ME CRAZY

Yamori

I wasn't even a thought lol

Yamori

Agreed 😶

Yamori

I think Andrew won this but Eric was totally after my heart. I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE BAD HANDSHAKES!!!

Beans

Pet peeve, people asking questions they already got a complete answer to lol

Fister Miyagi

Nick was making a great run, but Gavin sealed it with leaf blowers. If I could make every one of them explode, I would do it. Definitely wouldn't vote for foot freak Panton

numbr87

I hate this. I hate that I think that Andrew was absolutely amazing in this. This was the perfect draft for him. Fuck, this sucks.

ViciousWarGoose

With delivery driver experience i would like to inform you it definitely makes it ok! So don't worry

Regulation Jeff

New pet peeve! ^^ Regulation bummer. Dude what is this comment?

Regulation Jeff

as a dog walker and rideshare driver, Nick has my heart.

jaymes sidie

My peeves: 1. 5 grown men screaming into the mic like little girls.(pull back from your mic when you want to yellow into it.) 2. 5 grown men still attempting bathroom humor in their 30s-50s. (It's not funny) 3. The mic button in the bottom left corner of android keyboard.

Manik Mouse

I completely agree with your pet peeve!!

Lia DeKesthler

I live in an apartment complex so parking is tight. My big pet peeve is when people have guest especially for a week or more who park right in front of the building taking up several parking spots. Not being able to access a parking spot next to my building because they are taken up by peoples guests so I have to park far away and haul groceries or walk a long way after a long day is ridiculous. We also have problems with car break-ins so not being able to keep an eye on my car is a pain. Parking issues where I live is a big pet peeve!!!!

Lia DeKesthler

If you want to do another peeve draft then why not do a big peeve bracket march madness style

Fister Miyagi

Piggyback jokers - you make a joke that gets a hearty laugh in something like quiplash, and they repeat every round after that to get cheap laughs. Be creative on your own!

collyb

when people block intersections, when people don’t use blinkers, when people are texting at stoplights and don’t fucking drive when the light turns green

collyb

I’d listen to a whole podcast series of yall listing peeves. 🤣

Melissa Smith

When something happens to you or is going to happen and every single person you meet tells you they or someone they know went through that thing and then proceeds to tell you every possible horrific thing that went wrong. Mostly medical things. Specifically pregnant people. Why are you telling a pregnant person about that one person your moms friend knows who’s baby was born with it’s arms on backwards!!! Find another way to relate people.

Melissa Smith

People shooting the messenger. I.E. A-hole customers taking out their frustration on low level employees who have no chance in hell of helping them with whatever pipedream / get rich quick scheme / pathetic complaint.

ComradeCrazylegs

When people park illegally with their hazards on as if that makes EVERYTHING OK

collyb

Two main peeves. 1. People who walk on the wrong side of the footpath! 2. People who press the walk sign when it's already been pressed

Goostunny

Then the appointment only takes 5 minutes but they still charge you for the whole hour you spent there... and yes that math doesn't add up. Good peeve.

ComradeCrazylegs

This was absolutely wild and I loved every second of it

Animelady501

I refuse to believe Andrew is a real human.

CORGANATOR

1995 😂😂 that's when I was born Geoff

Leilani Tuala

people stepping on your heels, open mouth chewing, retractable dog leashes

sugarpuss

only 16 minutes in and i vote geoff is hooked up to a blood pressure monitor for the next peeve draft

jaran whitlow

Ok I’m in on cartel social media with Eric

Dan Fedynyshyn

My biggest pet peeve is @‘ing Eric and getting blocked 😂

Joshua Neditch

Early in this draft, I hope they don’t make me give Nick a win because he doesn’t love supreme pizza. I too will tolerate supreme when I see of the seven kinda of pizza, no one has touched it. But I only do that out of consideration for other people in case they don’t eat something on the supreme. I would sooner slam my bellend in a toilet seat (iykyk) than order a supreme pizza.

Dan Fedynyshyn

Love this peeve draft and so many of the peeves. I think this one definitely would benefit from ranked-choice voting for the poll later in the week.

BeardedMcCabe

Geoff's ongoing "Gavin's Idea" bit is truly one of the funniest things I've witnessed in my 30 years on Earth

Jake Hoggen

There was a whole rant from Geoff asking to not do honourable mentions because he has so many and wants to do more drafts. Eric also mentioned they can do more Peeves Drafts at the end of the

Michael Brown

#1 Gavin #2 Nick #3 Geoff #4 Eric #5 Andrew My pet peeve is doctor's offices that insist you arrive 10 minutes before your appointment time and then calling you back 15 minutes after your appointment time, only to then let you sit in the exam room for another 10 minutes.

AArthriticGamer

This rules

Joe

why didn’t y’all do the honorable mentions?

quartzzzing

My spouse's first and last name are both very common white guy first names and the amount of people at his work that call him by his last name even though his first name is in the email signature is wild

Josie

Sort of going along with Geoff's "Oblivious Public;" I work in a grocery store and the amount of people on speakerphone just casually walking around shopping is too damn high!! Also IN THE PUBLIC FUCKING BATHROOOM?!?! Like I'll go to the bathroom and there'll be someone in there just casually asking their boyfriend what they want from the store for lunch while I PEE AND FLUSH next to them. Anyway I'm excited for the next pet peeve draft this was fun. My spouse (comment leaver by proxy) says this would happen to him as a over the phone bank teller and that people wouldn't want to be put on hold while they went to the bathroom on speaker. Gross.

Josie

I have so many but my main one has to be people stopping in the middle of thoroughfares, at the bottom of stair cases, or in door ways.

Eoin

2 wrongs don’t make a right and i have higher expectations from you than a deer. CLEAN UP YOUR DOG POOP

quartzzzing

I could fill up this entire draft with 20 of my own peeves. I could start listing them in the comments but I can feel my blood pressure rising already.

Mirandalorian

Nick is the peoples' person! This was a great draft, looking forward to the next one

Sean

Yes

Mirandalorian

I'm also surprised he's never brought it up! Maybe I'm going crazy, but I constantly hear his levels peaking.

Spencer Coffman

Question for the community: I live in a neighborhood, like many in my area of Texas, where deer are a literal infestation. There is, in the most literal way possible, shit EVERYWHERE. Does my dogs turd really matter in this situation?

Kyle G

I'm gonna side with Gavin on this one, I feel like he would have brought this up if it were true.

Kelzoula

Peeve, being, and your office has a dishwasher? What the fuck?

Kelzoula

I hoped Gavin would bring up his hate for the leaf blower hahah did not disappoint

Andee

People who clearly don't pay attention on work calls with cameras on, then ask a question that was just covered

WeeStev0

Fun story, Burnie has said multiple times on other podcasts that the minute he puts a can of soda down it doesn’t exist to him anymore because one time at a party he accidentally drank out of someone’s spit cup.

MaplexSyrup

One of my peeves is slow waking group of people taking up the whole width of the footpath. Leave space so people can pass you, or walk faster.

Stonecoldcreamery316

Big peeve. When someone that arrives after you at the bar/pub gets served before you and they don't say anything.

Willsy

This rocks, so onboard with Geoff, would love a part 2

John Corley

My peave draft would be: -When someone doesn't replace the toilet paper when THEY finish it -Unexpected visitors -When someone sends an ominous message that they need to talk and it's not something important. Why make me panic for nothing!? -When you have a newborn and everyone things they can just lean in to the pram/buggy and touch the/get in their face. I don't care if you are a best friend or close relative, fucking ask!

GlazedMcGuffin

It reminded me of the Regulation peve of Gavin shaving with a broken mirror outside. Other peves: people beeing underprepared when other have perpared. People playing music from their speakers in public (specially on public transport). Coworkers leaving dirty dishes in the sink when the dishwasher has room for more dirty dishes.

Mikaela J

Andrew was at the mind table imagining himself dressed as Bluto growling angrily and making a fist at Eric when he read his draft board

SpriggleWiggle

Great job guys, but especially Geoff nailed it.

Gregory Davis

If Gus was a part of this draft he would win every time

SpriggleWiggle

Peeve from me: When you organise to play a specific game with your friends and the one with the worst internet connection doesn't have it downloaded when everyone else is ready.

Variam

my most commonly encountered peeve is a driving one: when a single lane road becomes two or three lanes at a traffic light, and people using the inside lane at those traffic lights (which should always be treated as a turning lane, but isn't always marked as one) to drive straight in an attempt to cut the line of cars, than causing congestion in the middle of an intersecting as they try to merge back into the single lane on the other side of the intersection.

Nightlord 03

15:01 Geoff with the awesone Speed Buggy impression.

Jacob Collier

I genuinely don't know who i want to pick as the winner.

Josh Baggs

Nick is a champion of the people

steve

A peeve of mine is when an app allows for face sign in but every time you open the app it has forgotten your password even though the box is selected to remember me and hen makes me sign in again instead of just using my biometric.

RegulationDragon

Big peeve: Eric's mic always having gain too high... ALWAYS

Spencer Coffman

Eric whenever Nick mentions food: "MANNN YOU'RE GETTING 100% EAT NICK HERE NOW MANNNNNNN DAMNNN YOU'RE SEEING CRAZYYYY NICK NOWWW"

M W

Geoff got me, especially woth the addition that the come to me last orderers will also tend to continue to be distracted and not figure out their order

Kolby H.

When someone parks next to me when im eating fast food in the parking lot

Scribe Lur

Andrew wins

Kyle Foster

My peeve is people thinking I don't eat onions because I don't like them. I love them but they make me throw up and wretch anyway, can't control it. (F**K Geoff's pizzapinion.)

Robert Lacey

I'm with you Anthony. The left lane is meant for passing people in the right lane going under the speed limit. Obviously I'm not naive and know this isn't how reality works even though I agree it should. And I'll be honest I go 5mph over the limit regularly. But in no world should I be going the speed limit or 5mph over in the left lane whilst passing a car going the speed limit or less in the right lane, and have some douche being pissed at me riding my ass in the left lane while I do it. It happens way too frequently. The left lane has become a 10mph over the speed limit lane and people will angrily ride your ass if you don't abide. It's fucked up. There's way too many speeding and reckless drivers that act the way they do for literally no reason. It's just another product of the many selfish assholes in the world who have no consideration for other humans. That being said, also fuck all the people going below the speed limit in the left lane. Just as rude and inconsiderate.

Ryan Pattison

This was a great therapy session for the boys

Josh Carrillo

The QR code thing especially when the menu is all weird and zoomed in on mobile, so you have to "request desktop site" to actually see it properly, which there is no way my parents know how to do

Mo

Geoff wins this one. The Oblivious Public hard carries this entire draft. It is ranked #1^100, while everything else is just kind of whatever. I used to travel for work (not as much as ANEGG, I'm sure) and nothing made me blind with rage more than The Oblivious Public slowly blundering their way across the airport.

ClubMeSoftly

Instant classic

imnotthatbrad

It’s a speed limit. Words have meaning and no one just goes five over. That’s a fantasy. I have experimented with going five over and it’s never enough. I still get tailgated and still have to deal with cars weaving in and out of traffic. How about cops enforce the speed limits and stop pulling over law abiding citizens?

Anthony Kaufmann

People walking at stadiums or airports are the absolute worst. Just stopping or congregating in the dead middle of walkways... Oh great, let's have a family reunion including 3rd cousins in the middle of this aisle!

Freddy Fredson

Geoff reminded me so much of Brennan Lee Mulligan when he brought up indecisive ordering from a place where people should know what they're gonna get cuz they always get the same thing from their go-to places

BernNotice

Stop inventing strawmen to argue with. No one is "calling you the bad guy for obeying the law", and no one is saying drunk driving is okay. What actually makes you the bad guy is thinking it's okay to call someone "criminal scum" for doing 75 in a 70. I don't know what fantasy you're living in where laws are always moral and just, but over here in reality, life is a little more complicated than that.

HotCrossJuns

Geoff wins with oblivious public, I'm in a wheelchair and the amount of times I've been cut off is what might radicalize me. People just walk their kids but don't pay attention to where they're walking them. Yeah you're holding his hand but his feet almost got destroyed because you were looking forward instead of looking at the 300 pound wheelchair that was ahead of you but you're so stupid that you just about lost your toes and your kids feet. No sorry nothing just kept walking as i had to swerve and almost hurt myself.

CybrTwo

I think the point is that Andrew is funnier not doing a bit and just being himself, like the other guys on the team. I mean, Andrew's bit during the worst music draft vs his computer tech problems and usage. I like when the comedy is more off the cuff and it feels like more of a real conversation.

Vash583

I fucking seethe when I see people parking like shit. You're not bound by law to just go with your first try. Also, more niche, but I have thrown away two traffic cones that I've seen people use to reserve visitor parking in my apartment complex. It's petty on my part, but, again, fucking seethe-inducing.

HartMurmur

Oh and I meant to mention that my wife is Bernie Burns lite. She never finishes her canned beverages and always has several cups/glasses around the house. I'm always finishing her canned beverages and consolidating her glasses lol.

Ryan Pattison

The lotto tickets make me so mad, they are quite better off just burning the money, I’m just trying to pay for my gas so I can go home

Nick Hudson

what?

Vash583

Festivus

Robert Sealand

My biggest peeve is slow drivers I’m talking driving 10 under the speed limit when it’s a 80 degree day, if you can’t drive the speed limit, walk, bike, bus, uber, taxi, I’m not trying to make a 15 minute dive 25 minutes because your driving slow

Nick Hudson

My peeves: QR codes instead of menus at restaurants (I think that's been covered in content before though), People walking across the crosswalk when the light is red (red means FUCKING STOP), people who argue with company policy (dude I didn't write this shit but the people who did say I have to do things this way, take it up with them), people who go up to the bar and then ask for a drink menu (it's a bar. It has alcohol. Have an alcohol with a mixer or a straight up shot if that's your thing, don't stand here reading for 15 minutes while there's 20 people behind you who knows what they want to drink, or if you really do need a menu,step out of the way and let people behind you order. Just get out of the WAY!)

John Samuel

I don't know if The Oblivious Public can even be considered a pet peeve anymore when I feel like the peeve has become the norm. Or maybe it's just the norm in my circles. To be clear, I wholeheartedly agree. Fuck people's lack of self-awareness and disregard for others. One of my peeves is everyone hating on Andrew doing a bit. Believe me, I would have also loved to hear Andrew's genuine peeves but I wouldn't have it any other way than this. Let them make what they want, the way they want to make it. Don't listen to the audience. Same goes for people @ing Eric and suggesting shit. There's an Alan Moore quote that phrases this better than me. Another random peeve I have is people mispronouncing shit even after they've been corrected multiple times. They simply don't give a fuck to listen, learn, and change. Tons of great pet peeves here. I probably have to go with Geoff not just based on the choices but also the passion.

Ryan Pattison

Geoff and Nick tie for the win. And Andrew's antics are officially on my pet peeves list.

Kyle Vaughan

Well maybe you’ll die in a car crash because of a thoughtless speeder and reconsider. I just want to be safe. Maybe we should get rid of all the speed limit signs since they’re just suggestions. I’m going to start drinking and driving because apparently being lawful is the wrong thing to do.

Anthony Kaufmann

Live commenting: Isn’t Andrew literally the kid who has never tried carrots and can’t be made to? That’s definitely been covered before Eric might win on his first peeve alone

Joshua Kuhowski

One of mine is asking someone a question and they completely ignore you, and expecting other people to do your job for you

Jacob Mullen

One of my biggest peeves is when you say “Doesn’t matter” or “never mind” and people still try to make you say it. I said that for a reason, It doesn’t matter now. Usually it’s a joke that only is funny at the moment and going back to it wouldn’t be worth it. Image sharing platforms that don't allow you to send commonly used image types. Every image on Google is webp now, why won't Discord make it work? Figure it out! Similar to Eric’s “Not interested in this” not working. I hate that social media has a “Show me less of this” when they run promotions and I don’t believe that button works at all.

Daniel Hodder

Geoff's first pick might be a turbo peeve 😂

Jeff Freeman

Thanks for sharing your opinion, have you tried not caring and letting people have fun?

Jacob Mullen

Someone should introduce nick to kinda funny's pepperoni diplomacy act

Kevin Mendez

It's a hard tie between Geoff and Eric

Steven Lamoureux

It's 14:40, you're looking for 14:40

Nova

My peeves: 1. Slow walkers who take up the whole pavement/sidewalk. Some of us have to get somewhere, speed up or move over. 2. 'I could care less', no you couldn't, that's the whole point! 3. Adverts being louder than the thing I'm watching. 4. People who take a bite of something to eat, then a sip of a drink, and then continue chewing! Don't drink when you've got food in your mouth, that's gross.

John C

Came across two of mine at the gas station this morning: People who treat the gas pump as a parking space while they go inside and go grocery shopping. Then when they finally come out, you realize they're not even there to get gas. And what are they often buying? People who hold up the line at the gas station store buying scratch off lotto tickets like there's some kind of strategy behind it. "Let's see here... I'll take a Lucky 7's, two Crazy 8's, a Mega Jackpot, um... a Big Wins, no two of those..."

Paul F

That bad handshake needs to be a quick filmed short..

Trozzbozz

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

This has been my favorite draft they have done in recent memory. Glad they saved some peeves for another one.

Sean L

Pet peeves list People being sick in public IE coughing, runny nose etc (stay home) Unleashed dogs Unattended children

Joshua A Sheldon

I just love that I’m the bad guy for obeying the law but whatever that’s 2025 America. We uphold criminal activity as something to aspire to

Anthony Kaufmann

Biggest peeves: 1. People not honouring an honest bet. Andrew, go eat the damn pencil, and Nick, go walk around the mall in the red boots already. 2. Continuing a joke or a bit after it stops being funny or was never funny to start. Includes Andrew doing a bit for this entire draft or someone continuing with a bit in a video 3. People using speaker phone in a public space or office when there is ZERO need to. So many selfish morons wandering alone in a supermarket, loudly chatting away on speaker phone, with their phone volume turned all the way up. 4. People insisting on talking to you when youre busy or want to be left alone, and they have NOTHING important to say. If I'm reading a book or watching a show and you just want to chat? Leave me alone! Honourable mention: People not doing simple tasks at work that would make their life easier and the work go faster It's been explained to them why it works, demonstrated step-by-step, and clear instructions provided on a printout, with pictures.

nick hemley

Cran is the only acceptable answer as far as I'm concerned.

Sirak108

I do so scum like you can commit crimes

Anthony Kaufmann

As long as you stay out of the fast lane you can bitch and moan all you want.

Sirak108

People who can't return their shopping carts.

Trevor Newport

huh?

Vash583

I love Geoff but he absolutely ruined the action movie draft by doing this.

Sirak108

This comment is my pet peeve

Julius Lafrentz

No but my real answer is LED headlights!

CheapCulture

Geoff's shopping one is one I have ranted about before. I call it the Costco effect. Because it takes effect the moment people drive onto the premises of Costco. Because it starts in the parking lot and continues inside. Just walk down the aisles like you drive. Follow driving laws.

A Cow Pi

Taste is subjective fuckwit, don't be so "self righteous"

Shadadowz

Andrew's bit today was that he did one peeve from each other person, the foot thing was Nick's

Kyle Oldham

Geoff is always so self righteous about his food taste lol. Supreme pizzas are okay, but there are definitely better pizzas (fuck black olives also)

Preston Collins

1. Not pulling your weight in group projects 2. Leaving sink full of dishes 3. People being rude to customer service workers Shopping aisle nonsense and being late absolutely top of list for me.

Zach Anaya

Eric killed it this on this one. Last week, I got home from work and was going to play a little xbox before bed, but I couldn't. It wasn't the game that needed to update, it wasn't my xbox, it was my goddamn fucking TV. What about my TV needed updating? Why didn't I have a choice to say "nah don't update"?

Archer

Geoff might win this on Sheree passion, just started round 2 of this so I might be wrong but he’s making phenomenal arguments for his

Jonathan

My biggest pet peeve is being asked question about a movie while watching a movie. Especially if I am also watching a movie for the first time

FriscoFlame

Always answer ”I have plans, but what did you have in mind?” to that question. If the suggestion is good enough, you can cancel your fake plans for them. Game the system back.

Tuomas L

My biggest pet peeve is having to refill my regular cup multiple times because I still don’t have a Gurpler

CheapCulture

Geoff got it for me. Come to me last -orderers are a potential 1st overall pick

Tuomas L

Cran is barely acceptable

Spoon

Being Late is a great pick, but Nick had the best overall picks imo

cdraughan

I do and I enable godless criminals every day who would rather huff paint, scream witness and nearly run me off the road so they can reach a stop light 3 seconds ahead of me.Going over the speed limit is illegal so you have no need to pass me if I’m driving the speed limit. NOT a crime lane. It’s a lane to pass drivers who are driving below the speed limit not an a free for all to abuse law abiding drivers. Guess what my pet peeve is….

Anthony Kaufmann

Amazing draft, we deffo need more of these because this one was absolutely golden. My peeves are: 1. When you hold the door open for someone, or stop to let them go first, and they hesitate or just dont move and then that thing happens where you both end up moving at the same time and then both stop again and it just causes the most brutally awkward situation where no one is quite sure what the next move is because now you're stuck in a loop where you both cancel each other out. Please just recognise that I'm letting you go and take the offer. You dont even have to say thanks, just go. Also applies when driving - if someone is letting you out of a side road, be ready for it and go!!! 2. Meetings that could've been an email. I've lost count of the number of absolutely unnecessary meetings I've had where things that could've been a one line question in an email get spun out to be hour long debates, where you often end up right back at the same place you started anyway and people are still none the wiser. 3. When people push in front in queues. I absolutely hate it when I've been waiting patiently for god knows how long, only to have some one rock up at the last second and walk in front of me like I don't fucking exist. What are they even doing it for? This is not a competition, this isn't a race, there are no prizes for being first into your seat, there is literally nothing at stake here - just wait your turn you cretin. 4. Double standers on escalators. The right side is for standing, the left side is for moving. Thats the rule. I don't care if you're chatting with your bestie, they can stand on the step ahead of you and turn 90 degrees to continue the conversation. Its Friday, its 5:01pm, the entire office building is emptying, I WANT TO GET HOME MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY. And god forbid you are one of those absolute lunatics who gets to the bottom of an escalator and decides to stop and have a look around as if there aren't about 200 people behind you who are going to have to take evasive action to prevent a collision. Keep. Moving.

Depholt

Please kindly stay in the slow lane

Dustin

That second stair one is sooo unique but you're absoloutely right. Great pick!

Raider the Animator

Peeve submission: When you sit down, get cozy, wrapped up in blankets or with a partner maybe, hit play on a movie or a show, you're so comfortable.... THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU'VE LEFT YOUR DRINK OR YOUR PHONE BEHIND. AND MAYBE YOU HAVE SALTY POPCORN SO YOU GOTTA GET THE DRINK YOU MADE THEN STUPIDLY LEFT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. NOW YOU GOTTA UNSETTLE, GET UP, ANNNNNND MAYBE EVEN RESTART THE GOD DAMN FILM BECAUSE YOU WERE SO BUSY DEBATING WETHER TO GET UP OR NOT - THAT YOU MISSED PART OF THE PLOT!!! - to be read in the magnificent screamings of Geoff

Raider the Animator

My biggest pet peeve is someone doing a draft at a different vibe to everyone else and throwing off the whole Draft process

Archery Contest

This was so good can i get a pet peeves draft every quarter?

Eduardo Lopez

When you're getting a haircut and they put the little napkin around your neck to keep hair from getting in your collar BUT THEN TAKE IT OFF AS THEY SHAVING YOUR NECK OR KNICKING LITTLE BITS OF HAIR OFF AND NOW YOUR SHIRT COLLAR IS FULL OF TINY LITTLE HAIRS ANYWAYS THAT ARE NEVER COMING OUT AND NOW THAT SHIRT IS JUST ITCHY FOR NOW

Casey Nepivoda

I know this is an entertainment podcast, but Andrew, or any of them, doing a bit for a draft is a peeve of mine. Not like picking a theme and sticking with it. But not taking the draft seriously. Like the State draft where I was genuinely interested in their picks but knowing immediatlely it was gonna devolve.

Stephen Cevallos

I need more of these because the crew angry is just pure comedy

Zote The Grey Prince

When apps have fields that require numerical data only - phone numbers, SSNs, entering an amount of money to transfer or pay - AND IT'S NOT CODED TO SPECIFICALLY USE THE NUMERICAL KEYBOARD, SO I HAVE TO HIT SHIFT AND USE ITTY BITTY PHONE-QWERTY NUMBERS. My computer science courses ruined this for me, I never realized it was something you could just OPT TO USE and it would be such a small but valuable quality of life thing.

Rhiannon Hundley

Also I just realized Andrew has a foot fetish and we definitely need to spend as much time as possible as his fans, to send him nothing but pictures of feet

Ashe

My Peeves - People who get in an elevator , press their button but don’t go to the back of the elevator Uneven steps : when that last stair is a bit taller or shorter People chewing with their mouth open and smacking their lips as they chew the food. Being recommended shows that are longer than 2 seaons : if it is longer than that let me start it when it gets good because I don’t want to sit through 2 seasons of shit if it gets better after season 1/2 Unanswered Callbacks : If I do that get to your call but call you back within a minute of the original call, you better pick up Tiktok/ Insta reels on full volume

Aryan Agarwal

1. People who don't flush in public restrooms. 2. Grammar police. 3. People who listen to loud music in public. 4. People who don't put leashes on their dogs in the neighborhood.

David Vazquez

My new pet peeve is when Andrew can't give one single honest answer and can only make bits. Love you Andrew but sometimes I wanna hit you with a fully loaded semi truck

Ashe

Great draft!!! Yes to more peeves drafts!

awkwardgemini

Being late and oblivious public I agree with whole heartedly, my additions would be people in either a Professional setting or people you have back and forth with semi regularly misspelling your name when it's in the GODDAMN email (signature and address). That and people refusing to follow a process/system because it doesn't directly impact them when the system breaks.

Johnathon

Th only reason to tag someone from like the internet you don't know I can think of is they specifically ask for ' hey guys I kind of but don't really remember this thing can you help me find it' mind you someone might have already done it but it has been asked for at that point.

Matthew Hughes

Never considered it but this for sure

Johnathon

Nick is wrong. It’s a passing lane and not for committing crimes. It’s a speed limit not a speed suggestion.

Anthony Kaufmann

I'm only two picks in but I'm picking nicks list so far

Sphixx. Misc

This comment section is unhinged

Shadadowz

Havent even watched the full thing. His second choice is my biggest peeve. And his delivery is perfect 👌👍

Raider the Animator

Similar to things said, but slow walkers especially when they walk in the middle of the path, like walk to the side. Or when people take up the path, see you walking towards them and don't move single file / allow enough room to get past without going off the path. Microsoft offering a 'remember me' button after 2FA, but it not doing its job so having to log in every time, useless button. Not allowing hyphen / special character in name boxes

Toby Ives-Moody

Top peeves: - take your bike on the public bus - not using turn signals - 2FA with additional steps - open speaker phone calls in crowded/quiet spaces

Buzz McGee

I feel like Nick’s pizza peeve is better stated as improper order ratio . Like people who order two supreme/deluxe/Canadian pizzas and then just one cheese and one pepperoni. As for my peeve, I can’t stand sin/angry/x company is doomed style reviewers and why does the algorithm keep suggesting them to me.

Kyle Voltti

Texting to ask a question instead of just asking the question or asking "Are you free (this day)" without any context of why I'm being asked or a tike frame

Kyle Potter

Andrew's third pick... Remind me, how did he end up in 'Twitter jail'?..

Willsy

People that say 'crown' when they are referring to a Crayon. Cran and Cray-on are the only 2 acceptable choices.

Landen Racine

So great to hear the monkey come out 😂 💯🍟🐵

Raider the Animator

my pet peeve is when im scheduled to record a podcast but someone wants to cancel that recording to put some shelves up

Amalia Matkala

Mine is a niche problem. My last name has an apostrophe. Think about every time in your life you've had to enter your first and last name on a website to sign up for a service, buy something, etc. Now imagine that EVERY TIME you've done that it becomes a puzzle of "will this website say my last name has unusable characters? if I remove the apostrophe will it then tell me my name and credit card information doesn't match? will I not be able to access my medical records because it says my identity doesn't match? will this hotel lose my reservation because they can never find my FUCKING NAME? do i get to use my actual legal name for this purpose today or do i have to pretend a whole basically letter of my name doesn't exist because this website thinks apostrophes are made up? " It is a near daily problem that has caused everything from minor inconveniences to like crisis-level problems in my life.

Chelsea D'Amore

One I would have picked is updates to things I don't want updated sneaking up on me. I am only 26, but even I remember a time without technology being so big in my life, the fact I can now wake up and my fucking God damn TV is entirely different, the apps are somewhere else, the functionality is different because it fucking updated while I was asleep. I understand them wanting things to update when asleep, but I am kinda the opposite, the fact I can wake up and my phone I paid for is now just fucking different is infuriating especially because sometimes functions get taken out by assholes like apple. I want to go to bed and wake up with shit still working how it worked when I bought it, if not I'd god damn buy a new one.

Mateo

One of my would certainly be when one of you Bluetooth headphones doesn't quite connect in it's charging pod, and continuously connects and disconnects I've anything else your phone is paired to. Wana listen to music in the car? Well you can't because every 16 second it's going to connect to your headphones and then back... List bing to directions? You were... Utter horse.

darren greatrex

Andrew won this one

OldKingCol

God dammit Greg.

Mateo

I *knew* Andrew was gonna get petty and I knew Geoff was gonna start SCREAMING this is gonna be good.

Arclund Arcivist

my biggest pet peeve lately makes me feel like such a "kids get off my lawn" guy, but STOP RIDING THOSE FUCKING ELECTRIC SCOOTERS ON THE GODDAMN SIDEWALK!!!!! GO IN THE BIKE LANE YOU IMBECILE! you can ding your little bell at me all you want, but I'm WALKING on the SIDEWALK. go away! also wear a helmet

Chey Longhini

This rules

Biggsy

Geoff wins

Tim

I’m peeved that I agree with Nick. It didn’t start strong, but he’s appealing to common decency.

Robert Gibbens

Biggest peeve - Baby Pepsi capitalises everything, but the names at the top.

Freddy Stevens

It only took three turns for this to devolve into passive aggressive complaints about each other. 😂

Boogurt

Andrew won it with the joke already

Corey Smith

The drafts are so great when they’re passionate about them, and nothing beats angry passion

Max Fore

Loving all the drafts! This is wonderful

Piecez14

Love the Sunday morning draft drops

Rex


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