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In reference to the air mask in Independence Day, I always understood it as the maneuvers and speed were making him feel like he couldn't breathe, he was incorrectly blaming the mask, and taking it off really WAS a mistake.

Andy

so happy to hear geoff mention tobuscus, didn’t expect it to come after costco guys and rizzler though

Joey King

They should pick like 2-3 days to get lunch, record each time. But Gav, Gizmo & Geoff have to spy on them without being seen and see how close you can get before they're caught.

Psilocvbin

Hi Andrew! I use a CPAP and use an F30i mask. It’s suited me well as I am bearded and my face isn’t suitable for the other full face masks. If you haven’t looked at it, please check it out! Best of luck.

Dustin

I’ve been to Costco in Japan and Taiwan, and I can confirm they are awesome. Also, both of them were multi-level, and the carts clip into the escalators, so you can ride up with your cart. Both had parking garages underneath the buildings underground with plenty of parking.

JP

I want all the drafts you think of

Chris Courtney

Top comment in context and even better without

SpriggleWiggle

For Gavin to start a sentence with "Nick is a freak " immediately after saying he wanted to ship his cum to every house and then follows the comment up by saying I would like to watch you having lunch from afar with binoculars, is mind-blowing

Steven Marcum

Now that Andrew is getting proper sleep, do you think he'll be able to retake the Garfield kart throne?

Tyler Achey

Regarding the Costco parking situation - just wanna say that in Ottawa I have never experienced a car following anyone walking with a cart to get to a spot. Costco is packed here constantly but that is not something I’ve ever seen happen. Same can be said for shopping in Toronto and Montreal but I have less parking lot experiences in those cities

Develed

My first job I pushed shopping carts for a local grocery store. I lost a good amount of weight and my legs got really strong

The Silent Taco

I love how Jax natives all know this fact about how large it it by land and then are also like "Yeah but it fucking sucks anyway, so...."

Shumbawamba

I consider myself a movie guy and I have never seen nor heard of the Big Bounce

Willsy

Congrats, you understood the joke

KVLT

Jay ManX

Alright, so if Gavin wants to mail all 130M households in the US his cum, and he sent about half a teaspoon to each, that would be just about 30.000 liters of cum. Make sure to hydrate well before starting, Gavin...

AEPSchmitt

Proposals for new trophies Garfield CGC 9.6 $129 Disneys first kid CGC 8 $75 Deice bigalow CGC 8.5 $55 The nutty profesor CGC 9 $55

Jorge Avila

DRAFT DECEMBER!!!

quartzzzing

drafts are my fav videos rn!!!

quartzzzing

My local a&w in faribault mn. Still has the papa burger outside

Boone Bass

I just moved to a small Oregon town in the last year that has an A&W/KFC and that's the only reason I know who Rudy the Root Bear is.

Shawn (AKA ShabeRaven)

I own the movie lol I love Elmore Leonard

Folds2008

No such thing as too many drafts.

Brian Burkhardt

Here me out. Thought of this when Geoff talked about showing the show to the audience members one at a time via iPad. Create a piece of content, send it directly to a Patreon member, then that member would watch it and pass it to the next and so on, and see how many regulation listeners it makes it to. Or a pyramid scheme style where everyone sends it to 2 people.

ben jamin

SO MANY good ideas in this ep. please do all of them

laul

Ok so Nick needs to make the Dog Counter a family tradition so the kid will keep on it and pass it down to his kids.

JivetheSuperTurkey

Johnny horizon zero Dawn

Benjamin Garner

Andrew’s info on burger family was awesome lol

Dualrangerz

Definitely need to see the stakeout lunch

Dualrangerz

Cumb Bomb

Alex Tucker

You could never overload us with drafts.

ComradeCrazylegs

I have a piece of film from Schindler’s List, I feel like I can’t throw it away everytime I move, if you’d like that to replace your Big Bounce VHS

The Antelope Fishermen

Nick sounds very Masklike in the back half of the episode…

Russell Richardson

Getting hit by the deer and the screen going all red was pretty funny for how much it disturbed the nice background

Adam Chwalik

when I lived in Austin the parking lot situation happened to me CONSTANTLY at HEB 😭

ogyaj

Wait…. the rizzler is a real person? What the fuck?

Adam Chwalik

The Burger Family is just like Muffler Men!!

Illien

I work for the USDA forest service and we have some amazing old merch with Johnny Horizon stuff in storage warehouses

Turbo

Nice deer attack at 29:45

Chris Buckley

Gavin if you see this I was wondering what kind of Cpap you have cuz iv been looking into getting a Cpap

Tyrel McRae

costco is overrated. the food court is the only redeeming quality.

Summer

We don't count Alaska

SomeDumbCat

Ok new thing we need to have meg tell us on what she thinks of each episode lol

Tyrel McRae

Hey. Jacksonville guy here. Biggest city in the US by square footage, thats why the pop is so high. Its like 8 small towns slammed together.. Is the one thing we got besides the jags and that aint shit.

SomeDumbCat

Regulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

I started at episode 1 of fuckface when regulation podcast started, and I fully support Meg doing that it was a fantastic journey to catch up

Kevin Mendez

Nick should intro the show more often.

Caleb Ashton

Speaking of Costco, I took my partner to a Costco for the first time in her life and she immediately hated everything about it. The fact that everything is randomly seemingly placed and it was super crowded even in the middle of a weekday. She never wants to go again.

ViciousWarGoose

Andrew Pappin

Milkasaurous

tobuscus brought up in 2025

Toeseaknow

STEAK OUT Idea: Nick and Eric can choose to have a REAL conversation about things they actually want to talk about, OR they can have a made up conversation of their choosing, where they follow their own script or nonsense. The people listening in have to guess if the convo was real or staged!!! Add a game to it!

Russell Richardson

Much like our hosts, here, living in one of the most populated states, by size (New Jersey) parking almost anywhere can be a real hassle. I also almost always go directly to the back half of the lot for a spot and it never even crossed my mind to do laps through the lot. Then I dated a girl who gave me shit Every Time we went somewhere, about how I "always park as far away as possible"...she was not a lazy or out of shape person or anything, either; it only seemed to be an issue in parking lots. Weird America things.

Milkasaurous

Gavin's cum mailing scenario kind of happened in Germany. In 2007 the German police were looking for a serial killer they dubbed the Phantom of Heilbron. It was a woman DNA linked to over 40 crimes from murder to burglary. Turns out it was a woman who worked in the factory that made the cotton swabs the police were using to take DNA samples.

ViciousWarGoose

Mark Rober's glitter bomb packages have got nothing on Andrew's "The Big Bounce" play. An absolutely masterful accidental prank on that thief.

EssKayAye

I wonder if the gang know s what tobuscus is up to now...

Sam

I’m only 3 minutes in at the time of commenting and I am 100% thrilled with the way Nick launched into this episode lol

Buggy52

Super crazy to see one of my towns “icons” show up on the show. More information on the Burger Family that was shown today - https://www.hillsboro-oregon.gov/Home/Components/News/News/15760/ If the show ever wants to visit them, we have a ton of apple orchards and also a pinball museum/arcade for Gavin

Will

Never even heard of the movie. Immediately forgot it's title after it left the screen.

Sam

Was Andrew about to say he didn't know any other Jeremy Renner movies other than SWAT? Has he never heard of The Hurt Locker?

Aidan Isner

Was not expecting Nick to open the show!

Joshua Neditch

Please bring back the break show

A98W

Gavin brought us back to the cum era…….fantastic

Will

OVERLOAD US WITH DRAFTS!! PLEASE 💕🙏

Raider the Animator

Nick is not wearing the mask

Jeffrey Saari

Andrew being out of touch about the parking is showing his Vancouver Island of it all. The Costco parking problem is nationwide in the US

CloudyVro

Lunch cucking is wild. Like G&G thinking it's a normal thing to do or watch is insane. I of course won't turn down content but really feels like an odd thing to do UNTIL it became a Cheese Steakout

CloudyVro

Easily one of the best episodes you've done. And I'm with Meg on going back and listening to F**k Face to catch up on all the lore

Toby Ives-Moody

can we have a draft about how much we need more drafts

Scythe

Don't, man

Turbo

Dickhead calisthenics is the greatest idea. I hadn't experienced the following around in the parking lot until seeing the Santa Monica Costco and it's so infuriating. There's no way waiting for a spot that way is faster than just driving around.

Turbo

This podcast is very straight edge

Joshua Kuhowski

HEY. Happy Wednesday, boss.

steve

This is adorable ❤ Im sure the guys would pick on him if he did it though 😅

Raider the Animator

This episode slowly escalated for me. Starting at 2.5 Johnny Horizon is great name but 100% meh. Up to a 7.5 with Andrews sleep and then the idea that Meg will now ask Gavin about previous bits is incredible ❤❤ I cannot wait for Meg to give feedback 🥰

Raider the Animator

I’ve definitely seen The Big Bounce. Don’t remember a gosh darn thing about it.

Jon Blome

The papa burger that was changed to ice cream is actually located in New Baltimore, Michigan not far from where Geoff is looking to buy a house. It’s called World’s Finest Frozen Custard on 23 mile road. It’s also a mini golf course. The custard is insanely good as well. So Geoff next time you’re up here you might be able to visit it.

John Traynor

Stake out Steak out might genuinely be the most intrigued I've been about a regulation idea. I want every duo combination to do it Also, as an Idahoan, fucking crazy that Twin Falls came up organically somehow. Johnny Horizon Day is likely the only interesting thing Twin Falls has to offer

Kyle Oldham

I started watching The Big Bounce, I did not finish it. It was not good, despite what my mother thinks.

ScoobDrew

Geoff's idea for 'dickhead parking' reminds me if the Simpsons bit where Moe stands by his car telling people "not leaving yet" Just to create a brief moment of relief then take it away

Blues_ Clewes

Meg being an Andrew sympathizer is the funniest fucking thing

spectorpanzers

Can Gavin bring some clips of Andrew trying to say the word Adaptation?

Mick 16

Btfu

Stephen Christopher Ferro

Wait Andrews unbreakable nose got BRUISED by a MASK

Archery Contest

Is nick the straightest man?

Justice Rainz

Regulation Pod, protected by falcons and Johnny Horizon!

Red

I second this

Haylee Flight

I'm pretty sure I have the exact same ResMed CPAP machine that Andrew has, including the mask. I had the same issues with the chipmunk cheeks and just blazing my face with air. Surely he will come up with more events as they come and go lol. Good luck!

Haylee Flight

Show idea for Gavin and Nick. Each episode Gavin explains a topic to Nick like he’s an expert

Birtch5

Welcome to the CPAP era everyone

WeeStev0

I'd love to see a supplemental series of Geoff's dickhead car exercise and other dickhead based athletic events. Call it the Dickathlon.

Henners

Pretty sure I watched The Big Bounce ages ago, don't remember shit except that I liked it? But the trailer looks terrible so it probably had more to do with my secret love for Owen Wilson.

Tereza Fraňková

I'm not saying this is for sure correlated, but I HAVE been eating more fruit after the fruit demon came into being

Haylee Flight

Andrew talking about Canadian A&W really unlocked some memories for me

Jacob Hoover

Jacksonville is large just by LAND. Our downtown is small as hell, but "Jacksonville" is basically all of that corner of NE Florida. Stops at like St. Augustine to the south, Gainesvilleish area to the south west. I grew up in Orange Park area, which is still technically Jacksonville by land. But it isn't DOWNTOWN.

Shumbawamba

Nick intro!!! Love it(:

Brosao

Couldn’t agree with Geoff more, I live in Minneapolis and my wife and I have just started parking in the Home Depot parking lot next door

Sean Murphy

Way better idea

Raty Boy Troy

The big bounce was on TBS a ton so I watched it a few times in the days of not having everything on the internet to watch

Nathan Rotunda

Gavin, you van leave a message for Meg in an episode! "Meg, if you hear this you thank you for supporting your husband" or something like that.

Dirk Van Daele

Hear me out… they should do the cuck lunch, but Geoff & Gavin should do the voice-over, for what they think Nick & Eric are talking about. Then, later, they should release the real conversation.

Dhuvy

Does anyone have name suggestions for the anime where the protagonist is immortal until he eats 23 hotdogs? My Weiner Academia, WENR (RWBY), Frankmetal Alchemist: Furterhood, Glizzy x Glizzy Stuff like that

PatPatinLB

For Geoff car park idea to be a extra dickhead point to a random car and get your keys out as if that's the one you're going to then keep walking bonus points if you acknowledge them and wave to them before pointing

Sprayd Media

This episode being recorded before Andrew’s Turn 18 is great 😂

I took a WWE Steve Austin Monster Truck toy up my ass Ryan Dunn style for the love of the game

46 minutes in seeing a deer enter frame to then turn and attack caught me off guard

Sean

My Costco is the busiest in the world so its necessary to follow people to their car to get their spot otherwise you rarely find an open spot

SirFriesFried

Down for the steak out. Have not heard of the big bounce. Stacked cast for a mid. Mid hunters are out there. There's a discord and twitch community.

Michael Smith

Love this, love y'all. Now release this dog, Regulators watch out for this dog.

Charles Walsh

About 9 minutes in, already an all timer

Danny

not even 5 minutes in and this is already a banger of an episode 😂

I took a WWE Steve Austin Monster Truck toy up my ass Ryan Dunn style for the love of the game

The changeup in the intro this episode was a happy surprise, I love hearing *The MechaNick* front and center when he’s got something to say.

Atlas Falco

Let’s gooo!!

Andee

Find your inner zimmer, and let it guide you through the chaos.

SirFriesFried