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Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the nicknames, Bloody Steve, Boss Hogg, CT Scan, bean Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the nicknames, Bloody Steve, Boss Hogg, CT Scan, bean hole beans, Acclaim, Optional middle name, CPAP story, filling the cup, Way of the Gun, eye masks, night hogs, edge sleeping, bed backstop, handyman, fake names, charcuterie, cursive, everstein, sleep amnesia, unstoppable on another continent, and falling asleep playing games.
Andrew: ZZZZZ
Andrew's subconscious mind: so anyways I started blasting.
Andy
2025-09-11 02:58:18 +0000 UTC
Middle names are most certainly optional. My father legally has no middle name as he was never given one.
(His birth cert, and every form of ID he has, doesn't have a middle name)
Dusty Kub
2025-03-19 17:06:43 +0000 UTC
Andrew is the most stoppable person to ever exist.
VaelysAU
2025-03-17 09:53:43 +0000 UTC
I hyper-fixated on the little dog walking around the graphic. I love him. He’s just living his best life. What’s he all about
Melissa
2025-03-17 01:41:58 +0000 UTC
I think you’re on to something, he was quite vocal this episode
Chip Clip
2025-03-15 01:56:30 +0000 UTC
Nick wore the mask this episode.
Benjamin Garner
2025-03-14 10:50:38 +0000 UTC
The acronym band Gavin meant was Xavleg I assume, much longer name than that but it’s literally like 50 letters long
Amy Woolner
2025-03-14 09:59:10 +0000 UTC
Dw Andrew my handwriting looks exactly like especially if I'm writing with my finger lol
Yamori
2025-03-14 04:08:10 +0000 UTC
Andrew - write "eat the pencil" in cursive
Sam
2025-03-14 03:13:27 +0000 UTC
I bet the RDR2 Beans are fantastic.
Reese
2025-03-13 21:54:54 +0000 UTC
More trucks!!!
JP
2025-03-13 21:05:35 +0000 UTC
10/10
Chad Kingsley
2025-03-13 18:32:46 +0000 UTC
I too had this happen
CloudyVro
2025-03-13 18:12:46 +0000 UTC
Joke-fection!
sparkbears
2025-03-13 17:40:50 +0000 UTC
Best outro ever.
Rachel F
2025-03-13 16:15:51 +0000 UTC
He's always far away from his mic that's part of the bit
tayycro
2025-03-13 15:45:48 +0000 UTC
I've never done my middle name when they ask for full name unless it's a government document. No one ever needs your middle name for anything😆
tayycro
2025-03-13 15:44:32 +0000 UTC
Every podcast I realize I do something similarily to Andrew and it's horrifying.
Sarah Dawn Richardson
2025-03-13 12:36:03 +0000 UTC
Pokemon Sun and Moon has really good looking beans
Yamori
2025-03-13 07:35:29 +0000 UTC
For the molars being taken out and if the wisdom teeth can take their place, yes that can happen. My wisdom teeth happened to be growing upwards normally. So once I got 2 molars taken out at a young age my wisdom teeth took place of my molars. One of the top and one on the bottom. I know not everyone’s wisdom teeth grow in right way up though. I just happened to be lucky on that front.
Michie Frank
2025-03-13 07:09:21 +0000 UTC
Sweet Andrew can get a work visa when he renews his passport jk I know it doesn't work that way. But I've always wondered why after years now of andrew using the excuse of not being able to come to the US and do work why he doesn't just get a work visa please Andrew we need content with all 5 of you in person together! I always imagined they were cooking something up in the background and just doing really good of never telling us but I don't think it would've took this long. Hopefully one day. And I don't want it to be 10 years from now when someone decides he isn't going to do this anymore or something!! I need like 15 years of content with Andrew coming here all the time and making the best videos and content with the guys!! Or even better moving here!! Love you guys and all the content!!
Victor Ramirez
2025-03-13 04:25:29 +0000 UTC
Remember when Qui-Gon Jinn went to that dessert to find the kid with all the Circadias? That fucker got so much done before the suns came up
Carlos de Alba
2025-03-13 03:20:39 +0000 UTC
I’m worried Andrew might strangle him self in his sleep with that long ass cord
D'Angelo Jones
2025-03-13 02:45:09 +0000 UTC
Yes too more trucks soon please. Clear the schedule game!
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
2025-03-13 02:44:47 +0000 UTC
Nick was on fire this episode
Sam Curtis
2025-03-13 02:42:33 +0000 UTC
Hey Andrew, I’m 42 and also just found out this month that it’s 2 C’s in Acclaim. I always thought those stylized C’s were K’s
Andy Zard
2025-03-13 01:18:08 +0000 UTC
They should do another nicknames draft but it’s just nicknames for each one of Gavin’s fake names
RegulationGraham
2025-03-13 01:08:58 +0000 UTC
I cant leave a comment on the Spotify episodes anymore 😢 CPap Gav looks like my uncle. Weird
Platypie
2025-03-12 23:50:58 +0000 UTC
This was an all-timer
Berbal2
2025-03-12 23:40:02 +0000 UTC
Nick sounded different. Like he was far away from his mike or in the mask
Justice Rainz
2025-03-12 23:12:53 +0000 UTC
Andrew Transformers [2007] Panton: The Head of the End table ☝️
Zach Giguere
2025-03-12 22:49:20 +0000 UTC
Andrew.. how is the floor under your bed clean… weve seen your keyboard, you had a sushi carton on the floor, you ate on a toilet seat…
Regardless, the floor under the bed always collects dust and gunk… cmon now
LZ
2025-03-12 22:09:49 +0000 UTC
Gavin. I had all 4 my back molars removed. My top 2 wisdom teeth have came in and taken their spot.
Dualrangerz
2025-03-12 21:51:15 +0000 UTC
I feel the "Full Name" stuff is for if your name can be shortened. So if Andrew went by Andy, but was signing a document that called for his full name that would mean he should fill in Andrew instead.
Chad Jorgenson
2025-03-12 21:16:46 +0000 UTC
The more Andrew talks about where he lives the more I get confused about it. In my head he lives inside of the house/apartment equivalent of a tardis from doctor who
Dinkleberg65
2025-03-12 21:02:36 +0000 UTC
So... Nick is just gonna be Boots from Dora?
Offbeat Creates
2025-03-12 20:57:05 +0000 UTC
I've never used my middle name in a signature before
John Samuel
2025-03-12 20:51:26 +0000 UTC
I never put my middle name when it says full name that way I know if someone asks if I did it, and it has my middle name, I know I didn't do it because I never put my middle name on things.
Robert Lacey
2025-03-12 20:14:48 +0000 UTC
Andrew’s pillow mountain is about to be Andrew’s pillow tomb
Ian B.
2025-03-12 20:00:10 +0000 UTC
Andrew should look into the Scandinavian sleep method, it’s what he is doing anyways but just use separate duvets and sheets for the right size for each person.
Tristan Martinez
2025-03-12 19:57:05 +0000 UTC
My wife does this, I thought for a long time she was just messing with me
Jerry Potts
2025-03-12 19:53:40 +0000 UTC
I also have "sleep amnesia" so I DEFINITELY can relate to Andrew 🤣 we call it something else tho 🤣
Jacob Hoover
2025-03-12 19:43:44 +0000 UTC
Middle name certainly isn’t expected when you do a signed signature
Chris Courtney
2025-03-12 19:32:56 +0000 UTC
Man I relate with Andrew on the sleep stuff. I also have 'sleep amnesia' 😂. I have allegedly had conversations with people and don't remember them at all. I've told all my loved ones they're not allowed to ask me things until I'm up and dressed haha. I've also thought the same thing about the timezone (cause I am always awake at night) but I got on ADHD medication and it's not a problem anymore it fixed my sleep schedule. It was wild
Nicole Garcia
2025-03-12 19:10:11 +0000 UTC
Haha I live in Vancouver Andrew I’ll sail over to the island help you with your moving situation 😂 let’s just go crabbing first
Qrow Anthony
2025-03-12 18:42:29 +0000 UTC
My gurpler landed in England today 🥳
terry thorpe
2025-03-12 18:40:04 +0000 UTC
Imagine if your cumb was really heavy, that'd be wild
Tim Harris
2025-03-12 18:23:52 +0000 UTC
33:42 There’s Something About Mary has gotta be the #1 cumb movie of all time
Riley Pearsall
2025-03-12 18:19:48 +0000 UTC
They took out one of my molars and the wisdom tooth just kinda settled into place I still have a small gap between the teeth but not too bad
Panduh
2025-03-12 18:07:33 +0000 UTC
Andrew has a 3 floor apartment/townhouse?! Since when does he have a guest room when he doesn't have a table for the puzzle? Wtf is Andrew's living situation?!
Avlin Starfall
2025-03-12 18:06:44 +0000 UTC
I'm with Andrew on sleeping on the side of the bed, even when sleeping alone. I typicalky find the midbeam sags if I sleep in the middle of the bed so I keep myself to one side or the other
Kristen
2025-03-12 18:05:20 +0000 UTC
I am coming up on two years sober and I have to fully agree my sleep got a lot better after I stopped. Honestly seeing Geoff being sober has helped my journey immensely to not feel alone.
June Okeefe
2025-03-12 17:55:55 +0000 UTC
Geoff talking about falling asleep playing games reminded me about one of the first times I smoked weed. I went to a buddy's house after work and we went outside and shared a joint, and then we went inside to play Fortnite and I was just so gone I was falling asleep for like 5 seconds at a time, and in our second game my buddy said something and it woke me up, and I was halfway across the map running into a wall meanwhile he was fighting for his life with 3 other teams
Regulation Enjoyer
2025-03-12 17:44:16 +0000 UTC
So andrew said "I had someone come out and get all the chairs.. but they don't move furniture"
And everyone just let that slide.
SomeDumbCat
2025-03-12 17:17:49 +0000 UTC
Andrew, Stylus Pen? Does he need to eat one to analyze it to use?!
UrBuddieBob
2025-03-12 16:45:08 +0000 UTC
“We all have skills…” lmao
This man is fantastic at various video games, never left kindergarten as far as writing skills hahahahahaha
Corey Burns
2025-03-12 16:44:01 +0000 UTC
On Geoffs Mecha-Nick va Mechanic thing, I see where he’s coming from but Nick is a regulation dude. He would absolutely just be a mechanic in a super powered world
ah_cormac
2025-03-12 16:30:15 +0000 UTC
One time I was playing Halo: Reach with a friend. We were on the level Long Night of Solace. We're on the ship. I fall asleep in the middle of shooting at two elites and then just stop everything. I stop shooting. I stop running. My friend said not only were they confused the Elites seemed to be too; they stopped what they were doing, looked at me and then looked at one another. I woke up bc my friend was laughing so hard.
Mikayla Matz
2025-03-12 16:15:59 +0000 UTC
I have the exact same thing as Gavin for the eye mask! I need to put it on in the dark otherwise my eyes think it's still light. It's pretty annoying
WeeStev0
2025-03-12 16:14:12 +0000 UTC
So happy to hear about Trucks getting better. I'd love to see more Trucks.
Jeremy Hixon
2025-03-12 15:49:07 +0000 UTC
I love fable
VampyroMoreLikeTheRockIsGonnaVampRowRowRowYourBoatStraightUpYourCandyAssIFYASMEEEEEEEEEL
2025-03-12 15:42:32 +0000 UTC
Took me way too long to realize Gavin was not wearing a shirt in that CPAP photo…
Erick Escobar
2025-03-12 15:38:27 +0000 UTC
This episode was so fucking good! Like at least a 9.5
Collin Seymour
2025-03-12 15:25:37 +0000 UTC
Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time, great beans in that one.
D. K.
2025-03-12 15:22:53 +0000 UTC
They did not spend enough time on Andrew’s writing on his phone. There are still so many questions left unanswered
BonemanZ
2025-03-12 15:17:53 +0000 UTC
Fable rules but he oversold it and comparing the product that exists with the product that he promised makes the product that exists look worse in comparison, despite it still being a fantastic game. I think the last game that Molyneux made that lived up to his hype was Black & White. I mean cmon, remember Godus? Remember Project Milo? Literally just a tech demo that he was hawking as an actual full game that Microsoft was somehow suppressing.
Ryan B.
2025-03-12 14:59:34 +0000 UTC
I never put my middle name on any form unless it’s like legally-binding documentation or something involving a ton of money (passport, driver’s license, marriage license, any kind of rental application, bank stuff, etc.). If I’m filling out info that has no force of law behind it and no money riding on it, I don’t put my middle name. Call me paranoid but I think of that as slightly privileged information. Also I will take any opportunity to make it 2% harder for a stranger to identify me.
Ryan B.
2025-03-12 14:53:16 +0000 UTC
@Geoff
Peter Molyneux famously went on stage and spoke about being able to plant a tree in Fable, come back later and the tree would have grown
I don't like him because apparently nobody on his team knew what he was talking about, and that's just an asshole move. He had no idea what was possible and just assumed they could make that happen without consulting the people who would have to actually do it
SnowOrShine
2025-03-12 14:24:52 +0000 UTC
Nah Geoff is right, Fable rules
Patrick Mcgowan
2025-03-12 14:17:25 +0000 UTC
Cumb heavy episode
Carlos A.
2025-03-12 14:13:08 +0000 UTC
I have 3 wisdom teeth in place of my back molars. When the wisdom teeth grew in they came in through my molar roots and weren't found till they had chewed away about 2/3 of the roots, So the dentist pulled the 3 molars it happened to and let the wisdom teeth grow into place.
Griffin Becker
2025-03-12 14:08:16 +0000 UTC
Life is Strange has some good beans
Bromine
2025-03-12 13:57:20 +0000 UTC
Regulation Algorithm comment!
Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
2025-03-12 13:54:56 +0000 UTC
Sleep isn't easier. We are just more tired as we get older.
Jeffrey Brady
2025-03-12 13:42:34 +0000 UTC
Andrew or Anus is the funniest shit I've ever heard. i had to pause. i cant breathe or think right now. Help. i spit my coffee and then accidentally inhaled the next sip up my nose.
Sphixx. Misc
2025-03-12 13:41:00 +0000 UTC
When it comes to Peter Molyneux Andrew is right and the fact there are other bad actors such as God dam Cliffy B does not excuse his history. 2 different people can both suck
VampyroMoreLikeTheRockIsGonnaVampRowRowRowYourBoatStraightUpYourCandyAssIFYASMEEEEEEEEEL
2025-03-12 13:32:56 +0000 UTC
HUGE Bloody Steve fan here 🤘💥💣 BS fans in the chat say 😖🤘
Jacob Hoover
2025-03-12 13:32:44 +0000 UTC
I love Andrew bringing up the Anthony Bourdain sentiment about getting food from it's known location when last time Geoff and Gavin shit on him because the best cheese steaks were from Philly according to Geoff and the best Italian food was in Italy according to Gavin
Daniel Hodder
2025-03-12 13:32:22 +0000 UTC
Dr.robotniks mean bean machine
JivetheSuperTurkey
2025-03-12 13:07:58 +0000 UTC
The band name Gavin was looking for is “Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx”
Research what it means at your own risk.
John Traynor
2025-03-12 13:00:43 +0000 UTC
I started where the light began sounds so fucking deep lol
Taylor Hickey
2025-03-12 12:54:21 +0000 UTC
I always read that company logo as “Akklaim”
I totally get what Dan’s Friend means by feeling like the lights are still on with eye mask.
A very relatable regulation today
seanpwns
2025-03-12 12:49:29 +0000 UTC
I'm sad I moved to SC now! Would've loved to say hi at bean hole days! I've even got family in Pequot Lakes! Bean Hole Days is worth the hype! The town is so proud of it!
lexilucy
2025-03-12 12:47:38 +0000 UTC
I don’t see ‘everstein’ I see ‘analstory’
there’s something oddly poetic about “I started where the light began and I guess that was my problem.” 🤔
there is a gassy angle actually. when you feel bloated or your stomach is upset, try laying on your left side. it aids in digestion since your stomach is naturally positioned to the left. aka it makes you fart. I feel like a lot of people puke when the issue is actually just flatulence. it also helps with acid reflux or heartburn.
yes your wisdom teeth can take the place of your molars if they come in the right way. I know because two of my wisdom teeth moved forward into the gap where I’d had molars pulled. it’s just that most wisdom teeth are all fucked up.
9.05/10
Summer
2025-03-12 12:34:38 +0000 UTC
Andrew is 100% right about Molyneux
Jtrainacomin
2025-03-12 12:34:25 +0000 UTC
about half way through, i got focused on the wave going in and out in the video... and got thinking; this isn't how waves work.
i missed the last half of the podcast because i couldn't stop thinking about it.
Lemur Wetsuit
2025-03-12 12:16:05 +0000 UTC
I refuse to believe Andrew's whole "can't write on phones thing". That has to be a bit. Cannot be true.
Lev
2025-03-12 11:46:33 +0000 UTC
Fun fact for Andrew: Avenged Sevenfold actually came 2nd to Linkin Park.
Kyle Vaughan
2025-03-12 11:18:25 +0000 UTC
Damn that is a real eyesore. I know that black metal logos have become a bit of a tongue in check in-joke, but that is something else!
GlazedMcGuffin
2025-03-12 11:08:54 +0000 UTC
Fuckkk I fake fan'd it 🤣
Kyle Potter
2025-03-12 11:07:05 +0000 UTC
Lol yeah “Jeff”
Cob
2025-03-12 11:06:32 +0000 UTC
Please bring back the break show
A98W
2025-03-12 10:58:45 +0000 UTC
I think he means Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx because he mentions it being gross and the full name is gross
Owen
2025-03-12 10:57:22 +0000 UTC
Im sorry Geoff, but Peter Molyneux is known as the snake oil salesman of video games. Andrew was being very kind.
It wasn't about the expectation after delivering Fable 1 & 2, it was him selling his next game by saying it could solve your tooth pains, bring you spicey icey sensations, reinvent the apple... and the game had a cinnamon apple flavoured lollipop.
He was on a different level of bullshittery to what you'd expect normally from people selling you videgames. That is what hes known for now.
Raider the Animator
2025-03-12 10:49:48 +0000 UTC
lol Geoff talking shit about “metal” as if punk isn’t actual dog shit “music”
Robmathew
2025-03-12 10:45:18 +0000 UTC
why does andrew use facebook messenger to write things on his phone
absolutely insane. there's GOTTA be a notes app on his phone or at the very least he could spend 30 seconds to just download a notes app
Sebastian Syrinx
2025-03-12 10:37:04 +0000 UTC
This rules
A sheetload of duvets
Joe
2025-03-12 10:33:24 +0000 UTC
Can't wait for next weeks ep when Geoff (retraction:i typed Jeff by mistake)makes a 2nd retraction how he told the Uber story wrong🤣
Kyle Potter
2025-03-12 10:12:01 +0000 UTC
For the ridiculously long band name Gavin mentions, it could be ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.
GlazedMcGuffin
2025-03-12 10:01:45 +0000 UTC
Peter molyneux is 10000% a snake oil salesman. Andrew is right.
Mick 16
2025-03-12 09:41:45 +0000 UTC
You smile in your sleep!!!
david ashizawa
2025-03-12 09:38:45 +0000 UTC
I dunno maybe a Canadian reference joke? They just dropped Antibloom. I started listening to them in 2003 and haven't stopped
david ashizawa
2025-03-12 09:30:03 +0000 UTC
I think you might be gravely mistaken *puts on 2005 cool guy shades - aviators? Oakleys?
KVLT
2025-03-12 09:26:50 +0000 UTC
i usually dont sign my middle name when they say full name
Sebastian Syrinx
2025-03-12 09:20:10 +0000 UTC
I really need to see you all on a show called Taskmaster because how Andrew deals with normal tasks
Nathaniel Barber
2025-03-12 08:55:29 +0000 UTC
I also get the sleep amnesia! It's because long term memory only activates after about 15 minutes or if something really memorable happens. So the interview idea might not work if it's too engaging
Hannah Dernier
2025-03-12 08:53:51 +0000 UTC
I need someone in the community to draw Andrew and his partner on his bed with pillow mountain 😂
Leilani Tuala
2025-03-12 08:50:35 +0000 UTC
I exclusively sleep on my stomach. Apparently that makes me weird
Astrid Fairwinds
2025-03-12 08:43:16 +0000 UTC
...was Andrew trying to make a Silverstein joke with Everstein?
david ashizawa
2025-03-12 08:29:49 +0000 UTC
Drinking whiskey and listening to this at 3:30 in the morning May not have been the best idea. This podcast may be the most unhinged episode I've ever heard! 😂🤣🤣
Nathan Adams
2025-03-12 08:16:21 +0000 UTC
Does the O in Gavino stand for optional?
Eric Williams
2025-03-12 08:14:32 +0000 UTC
ᶜʰᵃʳᶜᵘᵗᵗᵉʳⁱᵉ
Zach Anaya
2025-03-12 08:03:04 +0000 UTC
I read in my email about “edge sleeping” and I spit all over the place laughing so hard, that has to be an Andrew thing. Can’t wait to listen to this episode later.
Also, amazing picture, screen captured that bad boy and sent it to my friend. Hopefully they’ll listen to this gem of a podcast, or at least this episode. They’re RT fans as well, but don’t listen to podcasts 🙄 lol
Rinnalla
2025-03-12 08:02:34 +0000 UTC
Andrew! You have a game with Gavin names! Worms! “Henry Dillman” has to be one of them.
Vater
2025-03-12 07:51:32 +0000 UTC
Don't forget about the questions draft, please! I've been waiting for that one since you first mentioned it
Spencer
2025-03-12 07:42:18 +0000 UTC
THANK you, Geoff. Fable 3 was really good. A lot better than it gets credit for. I personally liked it better than Fable 2.
Jacob Collier
2025-03-12 07:39:48 +0000 UTC
I knew Gavin was wooly, but wow.
Vater
2025-03-12 07:31:12 +0000 UTC
I have almost that same CPAP mask. A couple of times, it's shut off, in the middle of me sleeping. It's definitely not a fun way to wake up!
Dhuvy
2025-03-12 07:30:17 +0000 UTC
Alright Baby Pepsi, it's MechaNick, you've convinced me
Mikhail Davis
2025-03-12 07:21:50 +0000 UTC
Best beans are Branston beans with a teaspoon of bovril
Noah Fairlie
2025-03-12 07:17:11 +0000 UTC
Thank you so much for this pod release. Couldn’t sleep and this is perfect.
Zach Anaya
2025-03-12 07:14:30 +0000 UTC
Earliest I've been for a pod
I took a WWE Steve Austin Monster Truck toy up my ass Ryan Dunn style for the love of the game
2025-03-12 07:03:06 +0000 UTC
Let’s gooooooooo! Earlier for us aussies! 6pm
Andee
2025-03-12 07:02:19 +0000 UTC
Thanks to the time change I now get my weekly Zimming at 9pm.
SirFriesFried
2025-03-12 07:00:53 +0000 UTC