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The Worst Intro // Geoff's Gross Stories [43]
Added 2025-03-05 14:01:08 +0000 UTCGeoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about morning DJ, midnight bathroom nightmare, Mario Party March bribery, Andrew's clip, pickled gopher feet, psych outs, travel bags, Gavin's collection, Gurplid, Gurpler Silencer, ball news, flamingo kick, Disneyland, Geoff's absolutely disgusting stories, the night plunger, Geoff's new tattoo, Freudian snap, Survivor, faked vacations, floor donut fiasco, and phone text problems.
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Sir a second donut has been hit
Chrispy McAwesome
2025-03-13 00:04:40 +0000 UTCAnyone else confused on how Geoff stripped the bed without waking up the dog? Was it the pulling the table cloth without moving the plates and glasses??
Obese_Ewok
2025-03-07 20:17:58 +0000 UTCPerfect intro to the Dildo not Dildo draft
Btor Sixty
2025-03-06 21:13:39 +0000 UTCGeoff depending on what phone you are using I might have a solution to your group chat problem. I switched to a pixel 9 and I'm in a group chat with all iPhone users. However, I only received the texts from people who have the latest software of iOS 18 that allows RCS. If anybody does not have it up to date, it might be the reason you're experiencing issues. Been trying to figure it out for months now and that's my best guess.
Peef
2025-03-06 13:37:37 +0000 UTCAndrew & his partner are perfect for each other 🤣😂
Mary Heppeard
2025-03-06 09:47:22 +0000 UTCSo, was Geoff trying to invent total recall with his idea for implanting vacation memories?
Dr. Poole
2025-03-06 09:41:33 +0000 UTCGeoff I have kicked myself in the balls before and I'm only 25 so it's all about flexibility lmao 🤣
david
2025-03-06 00:30:43 +0000 UTCplease put icy hot on Gavin's arm
Kindyno
2025-03-05 23:48:39 +0000 UTCThere are so many bodily fluids disrupting Geoffs life at any give time, as hilarious as puke piss dick was to hear I'm so sorry that happened to you man 😂😭
Tom
2025-03-05 22:38:12 +0000 UTCGeoff it might be time to become a couch sleeper.
Jessee Juarez
2025-03-05 19:56:00 +0000 UTCIs it like after atoms turn to Carbon they turn into dildos? So like dinosaur, oil, then dildo? Or is it at the end of the universe type thing? Like all matter just coalesces into a dildo, waiting to then bone reality back into existence.
Swoll Tits
2025-03-05 19:18:10 +0000 UTClol the dill Kong peace treaty didn’t do much, 5 days in and he must be taken down
Albert LlopizAlbert
2025-03-05 19:12:28 +0000 UTCIf you guys are interested I have an Andrew that is willing to eat the pencil for your Andrew.
Clifford Miles
2025-03-05 19:06:53 +0000 UTC“Phallic but not a Phallus” draft pls.
Marie
2025-03-05 19:06:37 +0000 UTCI always find it wild how some people on the internet seem to want to have diet input into the diet choices of the people they watch online. They do not know you XD I know it is well meaning but personally a stranger tells me something is bad for you I am doubling down on the bad behavior.
Matthew Hughes
2025-03-05 18:37:45 +0000 UTCGeoff I have heel kicked myself in the bowls twice. Both times I was jumping into bed and brought my foot under so I could sit in the position I wanted to mid-air which resulted me kicking myself in the balls with my heel. Surprisingly enough it was my right but to do it as well.
Andrew Yeager
2025-03-05 18:16:24 +0000 UTCEvery time we get a glimpse of Andrews real life I don't get it. I don't understand how he functions as a human being. He has so many invented checks and balances that just make his life as difficult as possible.
Adam Staron
2025-03-05 17:24:08 +0000 UTCCan’t believe they talked about dildos and things that looked like dildosfor like 15 minutes and never decided to do a “dildo not a dildo” draft
Zack
2025-03-05 17:02:06 +0000 UTCGeoff, if it makes you feel any better, I have stepped on my balls from a standing position before while doing Yoga. You are not the only person that has gotten foot to ball contact while standing.
Thorne17
2025-03-05 16:29:26 +0000 UTCPlease someone bring this up next podcast, on the Rob has a podcast, Andrew was talking about. During the moment he talks about pencil eating (then the awkward confusion) immediately after that, the host mentions Shauhins mum watches the podcast. So his mum just heard someone say her son likes people who eat pencils. 😂
Stone Cold Steve
2025-03-05 16:14:27 +0000 UTCIf regulation had a song of the day, like so alright, it would be “Steve Threw Up” by Beck
DLSantini
2025-03-05 15:55:26 +0000 UTCThe way Andrew described his partner getting up when he does had me genuinely questioning if his partner was real or some fictional entity in his head.
Dylan Johnson
2025-03-05 15:52:18 +0000 UTCDefinitely
Alex
2025-03-05 15:30:33 +0000 UTCDan's friend should go #1 in the sidekick draft
Ardvark Man
2025-03-05 15:12:50 +0000 UTCDog puke piss dick was not on my 2025 bingo card.
speeh
2025-03-05 14:19:07 +0000 UTCLove you guys! Was hyped this morning for the pod (like always) been listening since episode 1 of FF. You guys honestly make my week better more than any other content that I consume
Alex
2025-03-05 14:05:03 +0000 UTC
