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Added 2025-03-05 08:00:08 +0000 UTCGeoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about morning DJ, midnight bathroom nightmare, Mario Party March bribery, Andrew's clip, pickled gopher feet, psych outs, travel bags, Gavin's collection, Gurplid, Gurpler Silencer, ball news, flamingo kick, Disneyland, Geoff's absolutely disgusting stories, the night plunger, Geoff's new tattoo, Freudian snap, Survivor, faked vacations, floor donut fiasco, and phone text problems.
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Catching up on the recent episodes and holy crap did that intro out of nowhere startle the hell out of my horse. He’s listened to most of regulation with me and that’s the first time it got him. Bravo boys. Bravo
Kaitlyn Brokop
2025-04-23 18:28:20 +0000 UTCJust now able to catch up on the last months worth of episodes. As funny as it was to hear goeffs Hotel bathroom story, I felt bad because something pretty similar happened to me at work a couple summers ago. That dog puke story was F**king gnarly though holy shit
Zeke Hardshaft
2025-03-14 19:09:05 +0000 UTCDildo not dildo draft?
Seth Scott
2025-03-10 23:34:32 +0000 UTCGavin... You're gonna have to go away and actually come up with a 'bribery wheel,' for day 22 now. You have no choice...
Murk
2025-03-10 04:37:07 +0000 UTCGeoff your mic is fucked up and getting a tonne of interference.
VaelysAU
2025-03-09 05:47:58 +0000 UTCHoly jesus. I had to pause and move on during the gross stories or I was going to re-decorate the bus with my breakfast. Goddamn, Geoff. 2025 is not your year so far.
Mara Copland
2025-03-08 14:24:50 +0000 UTCI don't know if someone else posted this already but I'm going to and sorry if it's a reposting. Origin I.E. where the word "dildo" was used first; Around 1400 CE (common era) it derives from the Latin word "dilatare," which means "open wide" and the Italian word "diletto" which means "delight." If you look up photos of ancient dildos it is really very clear that's what they are. Some are less obvious than others (discrete use I'm sure being of need and consideration possibly most especially among married women) but most are usually rather clear.
Lia DeKesthler
2025-03-08 06:07:28 +0000 UTCMan... really enjoying my brocoli cheese soup during Geoffs VomShit story...
ComradeCrazylegs
2025-03-07 23:53:06 +0000 UTCSell the Gurpler ball knuckle and give them commission PLEASE
ah_cormac
2025-03-07 18:18:36 +0000 UTCMissed opportunity Gurplab
StealthReaper
2025-03-07 10:47:54 +0000 UTCGeoff needs to sleep with a flashlight next to his bed
Willie
2025-03-06 21:53:39 +0000 UTCI gotta stop listening to these while I'm having lunch
ClubMeSoftly
2025-03-06 19:07:14 +0000 UTCOh no Geoff, I call this the double exit maneuver, and you've GOTTA bring a bucket. It's the only way
Kristyn Beard
2025-03-06 16:51:55 +0000 UTCHearing Nick's 'Ooooooh!' in the background after his dilly bar was delivered brought me such joy 😄 happy monkey 🐒
BernNotice
2025-03-06 16:47:38 +0000 UTCMan our Avengers are assembling. Dark Empath. Piss Boy. Icy Knuckler. Who else will answer the call?
Jacob Hoover
2025-03-06 14:32:03 +0000 UTCI think Nick is in the mask
Nick Iwanski
2025-03-06 13:38:49 +0000 UTCThis was not a good episode to listen to in the car, in public…
LZ
2025-03-06 12:56:38 +0000 UTCNot a Survivor watcher, and I know you don’t want to be a Survivor podcast, but I’d definitely listen to an Emergency Supplemental Episode to hear your reactions/thoughts about the Judge For Hire’s performance when he gets voted out or wins the show.
dee.pree
2025-03-06 12:42:18 +0000 UTCPoor Geoff. I hope his night time escapades have finished.
Avlin Starfall
2025-03-06 11:16:56 +0000 UTCI always find it funny how Gavin is concerned about the dirty floor when this man had the most disgusting desk in AH.
Josh Carrillo
2025-03-06 07:45:28 +0000 UTCGlad I wasn't the only one to catch that. Gavin being able to confuse himself is one of his greatest qualities and after all this time he is now infecting Geoff
SaltiRogue
2025-03-06 06:51:56 +0000 UTCLove how fast Nick sent Andrew his address when he realized there was free food in it for him.
OnionRings
2025-03-06 05:25:00 +0000 UTCThis was the best worst episode in a long time Dildos, puke, Gavin dry heaving… just a classic
Nicholas Zook Brimer
2025-03-06 05:13:29 +0000 UTCYeah I’m in socal and my kid recently had ski week which I never heard of either.
Nicholas Zook Brimer
2025-03-06 04:56:27 +0000 UTCThe Night Plunger! No relation to The Night Raker.
Roger Flynn
2025-03-06 03:39:57 +0000 UTCGavin, contrast chemicals can definitely do that in the moment. My technician told me it'd feel warm in my groin and almost like I'd pissed myself. Went away after five minutes though and haven't felt it since. Maybe you just unlocked your mutant x-gene?
Freddy Fredson
2025-03-06 02:36:35 +0000 UTCBribes should be legal, but public.
ben jamin
2025-03-06 01:56:50 +0000 UTCTattoo's cool, definitely a swinger tat
Tim Harris
2025-03-06 01:15:59 +0000 UTCIm glad I have a strong stomach
Randomocity732
2025-03-06 01:11:36 +0000 UTCDEFINITELY need that Eric vs Geoff mini donut challenge! 🤣
Hayden
2025-03-06 00:49:15 +0000 UTCAndrew just taught himself economies of scale. Also, pickle draft!
Corey Lee
2025-03-05 23:59:38 +0000 UTCGavs nickname next year should be Gag Bag
Kailey Contreras
2025-03-05 23:21:12 +0000 UTCMy guess. For the thing Andrew brought up. Is the Testicuzzi. That's gota be what they are talking about. That store started as something small and now they got a lot of stuff. I've been following them for years now since it was jokingly brought up while playing a videogame with friends a few years ago. I believe it's the Testicuzzi.
Chris
2025-03-05 22:11:20 +0000 UTCSomebody better draft Dan’s Friend in the sidekick draft.
seanpwns
2025-03-05 21:21:35 +0000 UTCWith the sidekick draft just now being announced the overlap between regulation and hivemind is getting crazy. They just released a side kick tier list
Zachary Henderson
2025-03-05 20:34:24 +0000 UTCYou're a gem
Mirandalorian
2025-03-05 20:14:33 +0000 UTCIma Cali resident and I’ve never heard of Ski Week. I live south so big bear or mountain high are the closest to do that but I feel like march is not a snowing mountain month for us usually
Sebastian Vega
2025-03-05 19:54:51 +0000 UTC36:10 - 49:14 much love from a fellow emetophobe :)
laul
2025-03-05 19:52:15 +0000 UTCMy balls tiggle when friend is intimate or when I have a hunch
Pandabations
2025-03-05 19:44:38 +0000 UTC50:50 geoff does a gavin
laul
2025-03-05 19:22:20 +0000 UTCI feel like you have to test Icy Hot on Gavins arms
Jonathan McIlnay-Moe
2025-03-05 18:52:27 +0000 UTCDuck me i laughed too hard and made a coworker spill a pallet
Marco aka SillyFaceZero!
2025-03-05 18:24:59 +0000 UTCI was wrong. This one is called Draft so… https://open.spotify.com/episode/1hSt6PUsOZIjWjQQEBtCVf?si=4NhEMBtHTLi0EH-C7hy8Dg
Alex Watson
2025-03-05 17:22:50 +0000 UTCRegulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
2025-03-05 17:09:30 +0000 UTCDude no fkn way these guys just cited Dan McClellan, this rules!
Laban Cox
2025-03-05 17:02:28 +0000 UTCI can’t comment on the validity of a superpower but a coworker recently got a ct with contrast and said she momentarily felt, in that same crotchal region, a warmth very similar to wetting yourself. to me geoff made his tattoo look even more like a swingers pineapple by making him a little party guy re: AI vacay pics. I think it depends on how much you travel as a kid. we never went anywhere (poor and my mom was agoraphobic). I remember every school field trip, church outing, etc etc. but then I was aircrew in the usaf and I went to like 70+ countries and there’s tons I can’t remember. there’s a 24/7 fancy donut place where I live and they’re on doordash. so I can always have a butterfinger glaze or nutella fluff donut in hands in less than half an hour. heaven. and I can easily down a bag of mrs bairds cinnamon powdered sugar donuts in one go. child’s play. 9.14/10
Summer
2025-03-05 16:50:26 +0000 UTCGotta test Icy Hot on Gavin’s arms to see what happens. 😂
Eric Williams
2025-03-05 16:45:52 +0000 UTClol fuck that guy who tuned in for the 1st time in long time, this isnt Roosterteeth its REGULATION
Cameron Johnson
2025-03-05 16:44:56 +0000 UTCI'm an emetophobe. At what point should I mute/unmute the podcast to avoid gagging?
Mirandalorian
2025-03-05 16:23:48 +0000 UTCDildos not dildos draft
Charlie
2025-03-05 15:36:05 +0000 UTCCan we get a "Dildos that Aren't Dildos" draft on the books?
Nick Hutchison
2025-03-05 15:35:18 +0000 UTCGeoff getting into A.I like he did with NFTs: As everyone hates it
Daniel Hodder
2025-03-05 15:30:41 +0000 UTChttps://open.spotify.com/episode/5ap7kUHTz7FuTEF3Z7qzb3?si=nFtLfQ2ZTA2m6pxLhdNjRw I think it’s this but I haven’t listened yet. But it says season premiere and the name taran in the title
Alex Watson
2025-03-05 15:24:43 +0000 UTCYa it’s called Rob Has A Podcast or RHAP is how it looks like it’s branded on their website. I don’t know the episode yet
Alex Watson
2025-03-05 15:22:50 +0000 UTC...the other day i was literally, for some reason, wondering when the first dildo or sex toy was ever made. wild
Anthony Caldwell
2025-03-05 15:20:57 +0000 UTCDid anyone actually give the name of the show/podcast they're referencing? I tried to go back and check, but in typical fashion they seem to just continually refer to it as "this show" or "that podcast" without ever naming it, at least more than once.
Zorque
2025-03-05 15:19:50 +0000 UTCSame thing happened to my phone and I apparently missed a TON of texts from my staff members. Restarted and they all came through at once though. But kind of a big mess
CheapCulture
2025-03-05 14:49:42 +0000 UTCYou guys are all lunatics and I love it. 10/10 episode. Also, regarding the confusion with your text messaging, iOS' implementation of RCS is broken for a lot of people communicating between iPhone and Android. I have multiple group chats that have split, then recombine, and split again. It's a mess and it's annoying.
speeh
2025-03-05 14:45:04 +0000 UTCI still want the Falcon pitch show and magnetic hide and seek
Eli Munson
2025-03-05 14:44:36 +0000 UTCLove listening to you ppls. Been suffering stomach flu for a week now and your videos have been cheering me up. <3
Jeffrey Brady
2025-03-05 14:41:34 +0000 UTCI think I have to agree with Gavin, here, on the Geoff and Emily both getting sick thing. That all sounds a lot more like they both happened to get some kind of quick stomach virus than they ate candy and went on a couple rollercoasters.
Milkasaurous
2025-03-05 14:33:45 +0000 UTCHoly crap, this was a bad episode to listen to while eating breakfast. The only good thing was being able to laugh while hearing Gavin gag
ThatoneGuyoverThere33
2025-03-05 14:24:20 +0000 UTCGeoff I've heard a lot of your gross stories. Those were absolutely horrific.
Ian M
2025-03-05 14:17:40 +0000 UTCThe pencil judge clip gives the same energy as when reddit couldn’t figure out why a don zimmer card was skyrocketing
Alex Watson
2025-03-05 14:15:56 +0000 UTC1:03:00 a who’s on 1st ass conversation 😂
Daniel Brown
2025-03-05 13:53:42 +0000 UTCBeen there too, feels bad. The first time it happens you’re kind of in disbelief too. Like “I didn’t know I could do that to myself”
Cob
2025-03-05 13:08:40 +0000 UTCI kick myself in the nuts so fucking regularly, I assumed it was a normal thing. Fuck.. It sucks. It’s exactly as Geoff described. Always the heel tap to the base while doing some manoeuvre (most common is going into the cross-legged sitting position).. Now I think I must have extra saggy balls or something.. One time I did a shit so big, it scraped my balls on the way down. I thought that was just the sheer size of the turd, but now I have to rethink my ball dimensions
windyMelon
2025-03-05 13:01:29 +0000 UTCMy mother in laws iPhone was doing what Geoff's is doing. I had to make sure it was sending messages from her phone number and not her email
Drew
2025-03-05 12:55:28 +0000 UTCThe term has got to be a regulation f**kface
Sablever
2025-03-05 12:51:29 +0000 UTCGeoff is going to be living out his own version of "Day 5"
Drew
2025-03-05 12:30:27 +0000 UTCThis rules
Joe
2025-03-05 12:29:26 +0000 UTCNot only have I kicked myself in the balls, I have stepped on my own balls. I was sitting on the ground crisscross, and went to get up and my right foot went a little too far inside towards the body. And as I rolled the foot over to plant and push upwards to stand, I squished and pinched the sack and a testicle to the floor.
Charles
2025-03-05 12:16:16 +0000 UTCthe pool would be everything.. again
Kyle Vaughan
2025-03-05 12:09:58 +0000 UTCI see potential in a Dildo not Dildo draft.
Lance Mayo
2025-03-05 12:06:13 +0000 UTCNot 15 mins in and I love the tease of the paranoid era returning 🤣
Kyle Potter
2025-03-05 12:03:22 +0000 UTCIt's a regulation f**kface
DangerD
2025-03-05 11:58:32 +0000 UTCCan't explain why Gavin is now feeling temperature in his gonads, but the contrast for a CT does cause a warm flushed feeling in the groin, to the point where the CT technicians at the hospital I work at warn patients it will feel like they are wetting themselves, but that's just the contrast going through
Nightlord 03
2025-03-05 11:41:43 +0000 UTCTurns out he's an undercover cop, inserted in the podcast to try and catch them in the act of doing something illegal.
ucheehcu
2025-03-05 10:25:33 +0000 UTCAmong other things, CT contrast can cause something called a focal neurological deficit. It's the kind of thing that usually more associated brain injuries. I don't know if that's the answer to what's happening but it is possible.
Godfatherrules
2025-03-05 10:05:27 +0000 UTCOkay so Eric can't eat more than 1 Oreo but can down 40 donuts? Insane.
Victoria Marie
2025-03-05 09:47:25 +0000 UTCI can't believe they let slide the fact that not only did Andrew roll over the donut box, he somehow didn't bother to check what was stuck in his chair??? "Must be a blanket, that sucks!" is absolutely insane behavior and so in character
Jonathan Björck
2025-03-05 09:18:13 +0000 UTCWhats gun trucks
E.o.B
2025-03-05 09:13:35 +0000 UTCAnything about regulation pancakes for pancake day?
Nathaniel Barber
2025-03-05 08:25:17 +0000 UTCThe intro is giving Crazy Ira and the douche vibes from parks and recreation
Sarah
2025-03-05 08:22:22 +0000 UTCThank you Gizmo!
Regulation Payer
2025-03-05 08:19:01 +0000 UTCLet’s goooo!!
Andee
2025-03-05 08:08:11 +0000 UTChell yeah man us insomniacs are thriving
I took a WWE Steve Austin Monster Truck toy up my ass Ryan Dunn style for the love of the game
2025-03-05 08:03:48 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
TheReal Jokerboy
2025-03-05 08:03:45 +0000 UTCWOOOO PODCAST TIME OF THE WEEK! EDIT: I'd say this episode is a 9/10 for me 😂😂😂😂😂
Leilani Tuala
2025-03-05 08:02:59 +0000 UTCYou get a Zimmer! You get a Zimmer! Everybody gets a Zimmer!
SirFriesFried
2025-03-05 08:00:18 +0000 UTC
