Bats Not Bats Winner Poll
Added 2025-02-26 15:30:04 +0000 UTCWho won the draft?
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Did y'all take out Gene Hackman? Geoff mentioned him in his honorable mentions.
Cal the Vin
2025-03-11 12:58:44 +0000 UTCLil Geoffy has yet to win a draft :'( You better bring your A-game next time, Pepsi
Cole
2025-03-03 10:45:38 +0000 UTCI was too disappointed in Gavin for failing to pick cricket bat.
The Bruntons
2025-02-28 20:13:56 +0000 UTCGavin absolutely won that one. Also letting Eric get away with batters box but crucifying Andrew for Lucille is wild business
DT Hugo
2025-02-28 19:40:32 +0000 UTCI loveeeeee wombats 😭🫶
Goob
2025-02-28 14:24:42 +0000 UTCIf Eric had chosen acrobat instead of his last pick, he would have had my vote.
Dave Mackenzie
2025-02-28 03:07:06 +0000 UTCGassy Goo is winner for me because he had the only other animal that is a bat without being a bat and that won it for me.
Lia DeKesthler
2025-02-28 01:09:40 +0000 UTCMortal Kombat not being allowed is wild. It's a video game. Just because the game is a play on the word Combat doesn't make it the same thing. I think Andrew wins for me because I want to right this wrong.
Trevor Deal
2025-02-27 17:15:10 +0000 UTCIt was too early. 3rd or 4th round would have made how crazy, it was stick
Ocean
2025-02-27 14:47:47 +0000 UTCBest overall list goes to Gassy Goo, but Baby Pepsi has the best single pick with the bat bomb, what an absolutely insane, fascinating pick.
Furitaurus
2025-02-27 11:57:55 +0000 UTCBat Bouy is fantastic, honestly it's Gassy all the way
Ron Zlatkin
2025-02-27 11:25:30 +0000 UTCI'd say Baby Pepsi definitely had the most interesting pics but gassy definitely got 1st for most creative
Alex
2025-02-27 04:21:33 +0000 UTCGassy Goo has 3 really strong picks and the Bat Bouy. Gizmo has strong picks but man did he fight himself to get there. Baby Pepsi performed as expected with some niche picks, but man that bat bomb is probably best pick of the draft. The MechaNick is insane for batwing and Bat-tery. In the end gotta give it to Lil Ricky B with solid picks all around maybe not any one pick with strong star power but definitely a team that would go to the bat-not-bat championship.
Nick K.
2025-02-27 03:28:53 +0000 UTCWombat won this draft for me
Eric
2025-02-27 03:25:04 +0000 UTCAnyone but andrew
Bret Helgesen
2025-02-27 01:28:46 +0000 UTCEric or lil ricky b is being cheated here
Andrey Chichagov
2025-02-27 00:18:20 +0000 UTCBatshit was a serious sleeper pick that really decided it for me, but god damn that bat-bomb is insane
Hans Personius
2025-02-26 23:39:40 +0000 UTCGassy Goo 100% but runner up would have been Baby Pepsi fosho
Justin Ramos
2025-02-26 21:37:44 +0000 UTCidk i think we are sleeping on nicks batwing first round
Jadyn
2025-02-26 21:24:48 +0000 UTCGeoff solely for the bat bomb
TimShaw19284163519
2025-02-26 21:23:58 +0000 UTCThe bat bomb was wayyyy too crazy of a story to not have Geoff win for me
Tony K
2025-02-26 21:13:51 +0000 UTClil ricky b reigns supreme
Paularino
2025-02-26 20:36:26 +0000 UTCSame here!
Maria
2025-02-26 20:24:56 +0000 UTCNearly picked Ricky B but I just can't support batter's box. It's two degrees of separation from a bat that isn't a bat (bat - batter - batter's box).
Boogurt
2025-02-26 20:05:01 +0000 UTChttps://i.imgur.com/baqLpzt.png Link for the lazy
Jake Shidler
2025-02-26 19:57:59 +0000 UTCI've got to give it to Geoff just for "Bat Bomb" which was, IMHO, the best pick of the draft.
AArthriticGamer
2025-02-26 19:42:09 +0000 UTCI literally just finished listening and I can't remember everyone's picks
Fyurae
2025-02-26 19:40:00 +0000 UTCGotta love Eric's synergy though I could the B.A.T. as his final pick since I know batters box was just proving a point which you know what I approve. I do think Wombat was my favorite back for the simple fact of I love the mouth feel of saying wombat and thought it was fun to show up here. Bat Fight was the biggest thing I learned from this though. It would have been Bat bomb if not for the fact I read ' weird shit the government has done before' lists and that is a common entry.
Matthew Hughes
2025-02-26 19:36:40 +0000 UTCI cannot believe ya'll voted for the guy who picked "Bat Buoy"
This Guy
2025-02-26 19:27:29 +0000 UTCGavin overall but Nick may have the best individual draft pick (which may be a fun draft in itself - no context previous draft pick draft) with Coyote the Bat Catcher Dressed as Bat Coyote
Michael Lambert
2025-02-26 19:01:50 +0000 UTCAs soon as Gavin said "Batshit" I knew he would have my vote
Melinda Lovewell
2025-02-26 18:57:38 +0000 UTCGassyGoo hit it on the head.
David Mead
2025-02-26 18:50:04 +0000 UTCWombats are more bat than vampires are, easy money Dan’s Friend
Vig
2025-02-26 18:39:35 +0000 UTCI figured Andrew could have fought the point on Mortal Kombaf that he’s choosing it as a game and Eric could have kept his since he put it on the board in terms of actual combat so technically 2 seperate things. Solid draft though !
Preston Sinclair
2025-02-26 18:29:37 +0000 UTCEric's was super solid, but i think the batter's box at the end made it a tad repetitive, but i get your stance Eric 🤝 I liked Andrew's bat signal and bat fight Loved Batwing and the CTBCDABC Sorry but Gavin's had a lot of clever ones that resonated with me, gotta give it to wombat, bat buoy and batshit, c'mon. And didn't know bat mitzvah was a thing either! And gotta always love Geoff's obscure picks, he won the bat bomb round for sure 😅
Soots
2025-02-26 18:25:46 +0000 UTCEh, I disagree that Combat and Kombat mean the same thing here. When you look at what the two entries are in their essence, you'll see that 'combat' is exactly what they described it as. I don't have the time to go into the video and find where they said it, but they mentioned the definition of combat, and that is Eric's entry. Now, Andrew's entry of 'Mortal Kombat' is a wholly different thing. It is not the act nor definition of 'combat'. 'Mortal Kombat' is a video game series. It is neither Eric's entry 'combat', nor the animal bat, thus it is perfectly permissable. If one would argue 'combat' and '[Mortal] Kombat' are the same thing, one could follow that same path of logic to exclude every single entry from the draft because it has the word 'bat' in it and that would be the same as the animal 'bat'. Edit: Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
ucheehcu
2025-02-26 18:15:45 +0000 UTCBatwing takes it all
Riley Morrison
2025-02-26 18:05:37 +0000 UTCGeoff had the best picks individually with bat bomb and the grummond bat but Gavin was the most unique bats
Tayden
2025-02-26 17:51:12 +0000 UTCI agree. The creativity is what puts Gavin ahead of the pack
LynkedLyd
2025-02-26 17:45:40 +0000 UTCCouldn't vote for the batwing
Brooke
2025-02-26 17:45:24 +0000 UTCEric not winning this by a landslide is insane
Matthew Kimmich
2025-02-26 17:44:20 +0000 UTCHard to not pick Eric. Baseball bat and batman are 1-1 and 1-2 and he managed to get both, doesn’t even matter that batter’s box is a terrible pick
Michael Miller
2025-02-26 17:43:12 +0000 UTCI thought the same thing, but in the spirit of the draft I'd say he wouldn't work. He's literally a man that IS a bat.
Lazaro Deschamps
2025-02-26 16:53:48 +0000 UTCNo gonna lie, my Gavin vote is 90% just for Wombat
Ian W.
2025-02-26 16:34:21 +0000 UTCHow could no one pick Man-Bat? He's Batman but more bat
Elias S Millas
2025-02-26 16:29:48 +0000 UTCAndrew got a really good pic stolen from him by some dumb rule that was ignored later on and despite that kept his chin up so I gotta vote my boy his picks were unmatched
Mr.Almost
2025-02-26 16:20:10 +0000 UTCI took its as MK as a franchise than the kombat=combat angle
Yakuzie
2025-02-26 16:17:14 +0000 UTCIt pains me greatly to agree with Andrew, but the concept of Combat, and the video game franchise Mortal Kombat are totally different, significantly more distinct than a Bat Boy (Human Bat Retriever) and a Bat Dog (Canine Bat Retriever.) He was just horrible at arguing his case on that one. Getting shut down on Lucille though was right and true.
ViciousWarGoose
2025-02-26 16:15:55 +0000 UTCEric's first 3 picks are too strong to not get my vote.
Bryce Cloniger
2025-02-26 16:13:33 +0000 UTCStop the steal! Justice for lil trump.
Kevin D
2025-02-26 16:10:18 +0000 UTCThe Batwing is what won me over lol good job Nick!😂
Cristian Delgado
2025-02-26 16:09:24 +0000 UTCThese elections are always rigged. Lil Trump should have won.
Mikhail Davis
2025-02-26 16:04:48 +0000 UTCGeoff almost won me over with the bat bomb, but with great pulls like Bat mitzvah and womBAT, Gavin takes it easily.
Apathetic_Titan
2025-02-26 16:02:36 +0000 UTCI agree on Mortal Kombat. It's a video game and much different than actual "combat"
Thindler's Lisp
2025-02-26 16:00:51 +0000 UTCMortal Kombat is a specific franchise. I really don't see the argument at all that it was too close to "combat". But these are the same crazy people that argue ass-backwards about Coffee, sooooo
Christopher Wirt
2025-02-26 16:00:44 +0000 UTCSame. That's where I am at.
Joshua Christensen
2025-02-26 16:00:13 +0000 UTCBat Bouy stole the show. He and Eric had the best lineup. Fantastic draft and good showing from everyone
Thindler's Lisp
2025-02-26 16:00:08 +0000 UTCYeah if we're trying to be objective, Eric won. But I'm not happy about that and don't think it quite meets the spirit of winning a draft, so I'm going for Geezer
Christopher Wirt
2025-02-26 15:59:58 +0000 UTCY’all are insane Andrew’s list is solid but has Bat Dog as kicker. Eric is very close second but Batters Box just not strong enough.
samantha rodriguez
2025-02-26 15:59:09 +0000 UTCThere's always some beautiful soul that adds the info in the comments
Kev Klippel
2025-02-26 15:58:24 +0000 UTCI think Lil Ricky B won off of everyone else going for niche picks. Mr President took all the easy picks, Gassy Gav close 2nd
Jacob Clark
2025-02-26 15:54:48 +0000 UTCMisspelling combat doesn't change the meaning. Andrew tried to angle grind like he always does and I'm very happy that he finally got shut down.
Joshua Dodge
2025-02-26 15:53:43 +0000 UTCI would have voted for Eric but the bat bomb from Geoff was the deciding factor for me. Obscure war facts are something I enjoy.
Austin A.
2025-02-26 15:53:10 +0000 UTCOf course Eric won. He had 3 solid picks and one shitty pick that existed to swiftly win an argument that took place offscreen/offmic. I don't even agree that batter's box should count but the other similar picks that were accepted gave him a perfect defense. Well played.
mitzt
2025-02-26 15:49:30 +0000 UTCWhy is there no option to vote for the audience? Because truly, with this video, the audience won. (My vote goes to Gavin, I was already considering him, but batshit is the best entry bar none in this draft.)
ucheehcu
2025-02-26 15:47:58 +0000 UTCI'm just upset that nobody thought to pick Ratbat from Transformers, purely for the argument
Harry Singh
2025-02-26 15:45:43 +0000 UTCGeoffs bat bomb won my vote that thing is crazy
Christopher Melendez
2025-02-26 15:45:27 +0000 UTCIts between Eric and Gavin for me. Worst was easily Andrews. Even with his Lucille pick. I wouldve allowed Mortal Kombat though.
Yakuzie
2025-02-26 15:45:22 +0000 UTCI think Bat Bomb alone was enough to win me over on Geoff, especially reading the Wikipedia entry for it. Wild.
Christian Moore
2025-02-26 15:45:05 +0000 UTCYa know what? You’re right, Eric did blow it. Let’s go Gavin!
Biggie Taters
2025-02-26 15:41:54 +0000 UTCNick definitely had the best one of the bat coyote dressed a bat coyote but gavin had the best ones overall
The Real Mister Mouse
2025-02-26 15:41:33 +0000 UTCHow anyone is letting Gavin get away with "Bat Buoy" is beyond me.
Lance
2025-02-26 15:40:37 +0000 UTCEric. Cause he needs a W. The man is stressed
PhsycoRed
2025-02-26 15:39:54 +0000 UTCGo listen again 😁
PhsycoRed
2025-02-26 15:38:59 +0000 UTCYou, sir, are doing the Lord's work
Kev Klippel
2025-02-26 15:38:11 +0000 UTCYou guys gotta include everybody's picks when you post a poll! I can't remember everything!
Kev Klippel
2025-02-26 15:37:48 +0000 UTCWhile Geoff had some great picks I believe Gavin slightly edges him out.
Anthony Dewitt
2025-02-26 15:36:29 +0000 UTCI will say Eric locked down a lot of corners with this one. He's got the vote for me
Gunningyoudown
2025-02-26 15:36:20 +0000 UTCGavin gave a wider breadth of what a Bat can be and must be commended on this
Archery Contest
2025-02-26 15:35:51 +0000 UTCI think Eric has won at least 2 of the drafts. Geoff hasn't won any as far as I recall
Danny Lam
2025-02-26 15:35:45 +0000 UTCAndrew had a great draft. I'm surprised he got bat dog so late in the draft
Turbo
2025-02-26 15:35:26 +0000 UTCHe should draft better and get one
Raty Boy Troy
2025-02-26 15:34:09 +0000 UTCIt would’ve been Andrew imo but he got fucked with two of his picks, I’m on Team Andrew especially with the Lucille pick (which is rare for me to side with Andrew) Lucille is a fictional bat AND is named after Negan’s late wife who Negan also has full ass conversations with. It was insane to make Andrew repick the Lucille pick despite allowing other questionable bat-not-bat picks fly later in the draft. The Moral Kombat pick having to be repicked was even worse, especially since Gavin voted no “just to hear another Andrew pick”
Justin Allen
2025-02-26 15:33:55 +0000 UTCI was so excited every time the draft came back round to Gavin. I never vote in these polls because sometimes it’s hard to pick a winner but this one? Gassy Goo Gott’em
Holly Vee
2025-02-26 15:33:39 +0000 UTCFuck that, eric blew it
Raty Boy Troy
2025-02-26 15:33:38 +0000 UTCGavin takes it way away for me with Bat shit
Raty Boy Troy
2025-02-26 15:33:25 +0000 UTCCombat clearly is the top pick
Adam Almström
2025-02-26 15:33:25 +0000 UTCWombat is just the best pick in this draft. It is the most Bat Not Bat pick out there. Seals it for Gavin for me
DoctorGubbins
2025-02-26 15:33:09 +0000 UTCLet’s do it, help Eric win.
Biggie Taters
2025-02-26 15:32:59 +0000 UTCThank you for this. It’s always tough to remember haha
Trozzbozz
2025-02-26 15:32:59 +0000 UTCGavin was so close to a perfect game
Sam
2025-02-26 15:32:42 +0000 UTCEric: Baseball Bat, Batman, Combat, Batters Box Andrew: Bat Signal, Bat dog, Bat Fight, Cricket Bat Nick: Batwing, Batboy, Coyote The Bat Catcher Dressed as Bat Coyote, Bat-tery Gavin: bat mitzvah, Wombat, Bat Buoy, Batshit Geoff: Bat Boy, Batty Batty Batty, The Bat Bomb, Northrop Grumman Bat
Colin Curtis
2025-02-26 15:32:27 +0000 UTCEric needs a w
Anthony George
2025-02-26 15:31:48 +0000 UTCIt's the bat bomb for me
Kyle Potter
2025-02-26 15:31:37 +0000 UTC
