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Added 2025-02-26 08:00:05 +0000 UTCGeoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Nicknames, knuckle method continued, electric toilet seat, we didn't get the office yet, license plate, Geoff's Deja Vu nightmare, stickiness, Gurplid, bathroom water, Muglnir, bloodiest friend, home alone, Mario Party March, Andrew's headboard, Gavin's prediction, Wemby out, Pencil Judge Survivor, and Slack.
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GEOFF FOR FUCKS SAKE BUY A WATER BOTTLE
Gurp Durpler
2025-03-10 00:09:38 +0000 UTCGeoff, take some prostate health supplements for fucks sake.
VaelysAU
2025-03-04 09:24:42 +0000 UTCOmg no thank you hahaha I’m 33 this year, guess I’ve got some more fun things to look forward too 😂
Sarah
2025-03-02 21:45:49 +0000 UTCIt happens to women as well, but I just squeeze lol. At 35, I’m starting to have problems as well, I pee and sit for a bit then pee again and hold my belly and push in and down. I think kegals are a good thing to do and should be done often, REMEMBER TO BREATHE lol
Rinnalla
2025-03-02 21:38:36 +0000 UTCThe first ten minutes of this being just piss talk and makes me glad I don’t have a penis
Sarah
2025-03-02 07:02:29 +0000 UTCI read an article about a contractor who was using the buckets of wall plaster mix for number ones, I think that guy is the DNA bandit
GordoniousCrnch
2025-03-01 22:31:29 +0000 UTCYes Gurplid please! Only reason I didn’t get a Gurlper was my dodgy hands!
Benjamin Wells
2025-03-01 00:11:13 +0000 UTCI'd so happily buy a Gurplid. Absolutely.
HartMurmur
2025-02-28 18:35:20 +0000 UTCget a water bottle with a lid?
Patrick Mcgowan
2025-02-28 14:33:47 +0000 UTCahh that makes sense. thanks!!
raychle
2025-02-28 13:41:43 +0000 UTCThey gotta make a shirt!! Lol if they can legally I'd buy a survivor shirt for our Pencil Judge!!
Israel Maldonado
2025-02-28 01:54:29 +0000 UTCGeoff should get a human sized hamster water bottle thing attached to his bedframe so he can't drop it
Sean Kathrein
2025-02-28 00:39:20 +0000 UTCLove you Andrew, but you gotta eat that pencil man…
Hayden
2025-02-28 00:23:00 +0000 UTCMaybe we try drinking water before bed and after you pee in the middle of the night.
Lord Jonathan the Ace the third Esquire Jr
2025-02-27 21:53:02 +0000 UTCAccording to google it's zero sugar, same amount of caffeine
Katya
2025-02-27 20:17:43 +0000 UTCAren't the white ones no caffeine? Or are they no sugar?
Astrid Fairwinds
2025-02-27 20:13:18 +0000 UTCOne turn of Mario Party a day? That’s ridiculous, imo.
Apathetic_Titan
2025-02-27 18:50:24 +0000 UTCLove the idea that Andrew wants to fix the Herman Miller on his own. We should get monthly updates on his progress for the next year or two.
Thomas
2025-02-27 17:09:02 +0000 UTCWait they all just glossed over the fact the Geoff got up at 3 in the morning and decided to drink a *heavily caffeinated energy drink* before trying to go back to bed?? Is this normal?
Katya
2025-02-27 16:53:50 +0000 UTC42/50
Summer
2025-02-27 12:44:37 +0000 UTCThe Mechanick is such a great name
AEPSchmitt
2025-02-27 08:57:11 +0000 UTCI really didn't like the way Geoff announced Wemby missing the rest of the season. He sounded a bit giddy. 59:20
Andy A
2025-02-27 07:55:32 +0000 UTCNostradamus repicker? How many wheels?
Jeffrey Saari
2025-02-27 06:02:23 +0000 UTCoh dear geoff has gone senile
laul
2025-02-27 04:39:19 +0000 UTCNeed need need need need a sippy cup lid with straw for my gurpler. Please.
Julie-Anne
2025-02-27 03:21:34 +0000 UTCI laughed so much at the stun gun stuff i pulled a muscle. 😂
comment leaver.
2025-02-27 03:21:11 +0000 UTCWell... I found out why Geoff needs to go to the dentist every other week. Stop drinking energy drinks and lemonaid in the middle of the night and letting that stuff eat at your teeth while you sleep. Water... drink water.
Trevor Deal
2025-02-27 02:20:15 +0000 UTCNot until this day have I ever, of all things, openly said out loud, in exasperation "Andrew!!" until he described the concept for Mario Party March. The daily advent videos were one thing, but Oh My God, this is madness.
Roger Flynn
2025-02-27 01:21:22 +0000 UTCROME WASNT BUILT IN A FEW DAYS. IT TOOK CENTURIES. Give us the Slurpler. The sippy cup lid variant.
Cordyceps
2025-02-26 23:43:51 +0000 UTCA smidgen of potential additional torment to Geoff's deja vu Nightmare - imagine he stops spilling stuff in the waking world, then has a dream where something spills but he realizes it's a dream and doesn't freak out or clean the mess, only to wake up later having pissed the bed 🤣
BernNotice
2025-02-26 23:22:10 +0000 UTCI had to sit down when Andre pulled the pencil clip. Like i started having cold sweats. INSANE TWIST.
Mick 16
2025-02-26 23:12:14 +0000 UTCI don't watch Survivor anymore. I'd watch this.
Astrid Fairwinds
2025-02-26 22:47:46 +0000 UTCAndrew! I grew up in Nanaimo there's a number you call and they'll come take your dump garbage!
Astrid Fairwinds
2025-02-26 22:41:22 +0000 UTCHonestly I LOVED the Advent content. I don't know how it'll play out using Mario Party. Especially with the logistics of everyday recording.
Astrid Fairwinds
2025-02-26 22:36:56 +0000 UTCThe word Slurper makes my brain think something different. It makes me think of a recessed lid that forces you to slurp your liquid.
Astrid Fairwinds
2025-02-26 22:28:54 +0000 UTCI’ve been suggesting this for ages I want the slurpler. It’s the gurpler with a lid and a straw.
Lissypoo
2025-02-26 20:37:24 +0000 UTCGood name
Russell Richardson
2025-02-26 20:16:44 +0000 UTCI wanna see a full Mario party video. A snippet a day sounds like….a tease
Russell Richardson
2025-02-26 20:16:27 +0000 UTCYour name reminds me of early 2000s Crabcore style song names and I love it haha
Dinkleberg65
2025-02-26 19:50:36 +0000 UTCGeoff is bricked up with blood 😂
Joshua Neditch
2025-02-26 19:27:50 +0000 UTCRegulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
2025-02-26 19:26:40 +0000 UTCPlease please please make this happen!!!!
Nicodemus
2025-02-26 18:50:54 +0000 UTCAndrew needs a Queer Eye style makeover of his life. Call it Regulation Eye for the Nanaimo Guy and film it, grand field trip for everyone to Canada.
ViciousWarGoose
2025-02-26 18:43:19 +0000 UTCIf the regulation crew heads up north to help Andrew out I will volunteer my truck so they can haul out all the shit he doesn't need laying around anymore. We need to get Andrew's house in order
Regulation Enjoyer
2025-02-26 18:16:55 +0000 UTCI think Geoff has to be a 2 hand drinker at bedtime
Jeffrey Saari
2025-02-26 17:44:42 +0000 UTCive doing what Gav is describing for like 5 years now, best method to get all teh piss out
Cameron Johnson
2025-02-26 17:38:05 +0000 UTC23:58 Double moron killed me
Jeffrey Saari
2025-02-26 17:37:35 +0000 UTCI don’t understand how people say Andrew is the crazy one. Gavin is questioning why Andrew would fill up a cup of water and take it with him to his desk. Lol
MaplexSyrup
2025-02-26 16:39:42 +0000 UTCI just want to be known that a shower funnel is essentially just a cup.
MaplexSyrup
2025-02-26 16:38:22 +0000 UTCKinda random but are y’all gonna be doing Summer Movies draft again this year?
Nijabunny
2025-02-26 16:19:57 +0000 UTCBring back Taze Fist.
BagOfRaccoons
2025-02-26 16:18:56 +0000 UTCI might be behind on this but I noticed that in the list at the end there was an Adam R Savage. That isn't "the" Adam Savage from Mythbusters fame, is it? I know he and Gavin "collabed" on Slow Mo Guys but it would be awesome if that really is him that's subscribed.
Alex Tucker
2025-02-26 16:17:47 +0000 UTCImagine that the guy wins and calls Andrew out at the winning ceremony
Daniel Brown
2025-02-26 16:04:53 +0000 UTCI am like pretty sure this is city skylines in case you wanted to play. its very fun but can get complicated later on with traffic. And it is on gamepass.
Trent Shubirg
2025-02-26 15:40:48 +0000 UTC17:20 theyre building something new... this is fascinating
raychle
2025-02-26 15:24:23 +0000 UTCNick, please stream The Last of Us 2 again. 🥺
Cole
2025-02-26 15:23:34 +0000 UTCI just saw the video with Taran talking about him and Shauhin Davari enjoying the podcast and I lost it. Such a small world. Everyone else being so confused about what eat the pencil means was great.
Eric Williams
2025-02-26 15:19:38 +0000 UTCan entire building just disappeared at 8:03-8:04.......
raychle
2025-02-26 15:07:28 +0000 UTC💯 This has been years in the making. Like the first Avengers movie - I cant wait for the mind table to assemble around Andrews bed 🙏
Raider the Animator
2025-02-26 15:04:51 +0000 UTCSome people have to take the car keys away from their elderly parents, Millie faces the unique challenge of taking away the cups.
Mikayla Matz
2025-02-26 14:53:08 +0000 UTCWhy is Geoff drinking fizzy drinks at 2am. Insane behaviour
Willsy
2025-02-26 14:45:39 +0000 UTCMjugnir?
Turbo
2025-02-26 14:44:09 +0000 UTCWhat about a sippler for your gurpler
Alexander LaCount
2025-02-26 14:25:30 +0000 UTCI've designed a 3D printed Gurpler lid (and coaster in the shape of a home base) and posted them in the Discord and Reddit! Check them out and if you guys like them, I'd love to send you all one.
Devin Rittenhouse
2025-02-26 14:24:55 +0000 UTCThe lawyer reveal is absolutely insane! Can't wait for him to be first one voted off.
B.T. Express
2025-02-26 14:20:48 +0000 UTCThis rules 8.214/10
Joe
2025-02-26 14:17:47 +0000 UTCThey talked about doing a Survivor Cast and this is absolutely the perfect time to do a supplemental series were they react/discuss this season of Survivor.
Daniel Hodder
2025-02-26 14:03:02 +0000 UTCI just cup my hands and drink while my hand cup fills
Sean
2025-02-26 13:31:37 +0000 UTCIf I'm not mistaken, that's Cities: Skylines (it's basically modern SimCity).
Milkasaurous
2025-02-26 13:13:34 +0000 UTCDan's friend is great lately
Ezrah
2025-02-26 12:54:25 +0000 UTCI'm so happy that 2025 Geoff's drinking problems is just him spilling soda in the night
I shouldn't have smoked that Giant Zaza pack, now I'm trapped in the Budokan with Johnny Ace. HELP
2025-02-26 12:49:11 +0000 UTCWhat is the background game this week?
BigJay
2025-02-26 12:41:19 +0000 UTCAndrew will eat the pencil this year!
james cullen
2025-02-26 12:24:54 +0000 UTChow many of you are doing kegels as you read this?
Summer
2025-02-26 12:08:51 +0000 UTCjust got off my overnight job straight into the podcast, let's fucking go
I shouldn't have smoked that Giant Zaza pack, now I'm trapped in the Budokan with Johnny Ace. HELP
2025-02-26 12:08:09 +0000 UTCThe conversation at the end of the stream about nitro was hilarious.
Josh Robbins
2025-02-26 11:33:07 +0000 UTCAndrew's clip was an incredible pull.
Libby Goldstein
2025-02-26 11:26:38 +0000 UTC8 minutes 20 seconds why not just use a cattle prod
Paul Davenport (Caboose)
2025-02-26 11:25:26 +0000 UTCIf you buys buy Geoff that mug please make him use a straw, at 1-3am I do not want him dropping it on his face and possibly knocking some teeth out.
Alan Reynolds
2025-02-26 11:19:41 +0000 UTCHaving a gurpler lid like those metal coffee cups with like a little slide slit would literally be a dream to me
Mick 16
2025-02-26 11:09:21 +0000 UTCI feel like this might be something of a bit killer, but I don't think there could be any argument that a pencil was eaten if Andrew just ate one of these https://candycrave.com/products/sweetzone-strawberry-pencils-tub-100x10p
KVLT
2025-02-26 10:57:12 +0000 UTCThe video of the century everybody meeting Andrew how he lives would be the greatest single event of all time
Chilotecon
2025-02-26 10:56:15 +0000 UTCMy family was once featured in a local newspaper for having Christmas in July since it was the only time we were able to get all the families together. I'm so down for Christmas in July!
Steve Davis
2025-02-26 10:38:10 +0000 UTCThe Gurplid was something my girlfriend and i were just discussing yesterday as she tried my new gurpler and spilt her drink all over the living room, will definitely be purchasing if produced!
Stove
2025-02-26 10:30:38 +0000 UTCThe best decision I have made in life, was to stop listening to this podcast while eating food. Back into the piss era
WeeStev0
2025-02-26 10:27:08 +0000 UTCHaving finally acquired my first gurpler on Gurpltines Day, I can now truly appreciate the suffering that Geoff has gone through in his story this episode. The first thing I did when mine arrived, was purchase a 12 case of 12oz iced tea cans. I went to the freezer and emptied an ENTIRE tray of ice cubes (albeit, they are slightly smaller than regulation cubes) into the gurp, and then proceeded to be able to dump 2 full cans into it a well. So, they can hold well over 42oz of drink, without an issue. The other thing that the gurpler has since taught me: I have the ability to piss quite a lot and quite often, when given the correct circumbstances.
Milkasaurous
2025-02-26 10:22:48 +0000 UTCI was literally thinking of lids for my brand new Gurpletines Gurpler! I need it I need it I need it!
Sean Sautter
2025-02-26 10:20:26 +0000 UTCLove it, looking forward to march already.
Anthony Dewitt
2025-02-26 09:20:17 +0000 UTCYes with the year on em
Leilani Tuala
2025-02-26 09:08:31 +0000 UTCeverything in me wants shirts w those nicknames like the baseball team shirts lmao
Abbie
2025-02-26 08:10:29 +0000 UTCLet’s goooooo
Andee
2025-02-26 08:00:35 +0000 UTCTo truly understand the meaning of life, one must first master the art of the subtle Zim
SirFriesFried
2025-02-26 08:00:12 +0000 UTC
