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Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Andrew's file setup, homework, fruit sins, Peter Gabriel, knuckle up, orangutan, dumb day, the particles, new word Geoff hates, in a food hurry, Andrew has a clip, ketchup, beaver lies, is she good at nature, rare fruit, and different names in different places.
Eric, I just want you to know I heard your "he wants to pee like you" during the King Louie urine knuckle and I appreciated it.
Andy
2025-09-09 01:23:38 +0000 UTC
Listening to it again, I really love experiencing Gavin being right about cuck.
Robert Gibbens
2025-02-27 03:50:07 +0000 UTC
I’m really sad I not only didn’t get a gurpler but also no shirt! Love the podcast but want more merch at least a shirt
Keefin Bickmore
2025-02-26 03:05:50 +0000 UTC
Thank you, Geoff, for making me the crazy person laughing to himself on the subway.
Exit8Jake
2025-02-24 20:44:39 +0000 UTC
not to throw eric under the bus, but i noticed that he was very quiet during the "collab" conversation, which is interesting because he says that word in a way that none of the others do. he pronounces it "CŌ-lab" with the emphasis on the first syllable, and i can't be the only one who has strong feelings about that.
just something to think about
raychle
2025-02-24 20:22:40 +0000 UTC
I love how much Nick sounds like he’s just a heckler in the crowd. It’s so funny that his audio sounds like he’s 20 feet away from
Chip Clip
2025-02-24 01:07:10 +0000 UTC
Eric keeps saying lower numbers and I’m just screaming 10 at my phone between literally rolling on the floor, laughing. Best episode in recent memory.
Michael Gerald
2025-02-23 04:25:14 +0000 UTC
this is one of my favorite episodes so funny from start to finish
ambrug
2025-02-22 19:22:56 +0000 UTC
I am at 15:26. If they don’t use the word “Perineum” or “Taint” or even “Gooch” im going to lose it.
IcePokeTwoSoon
2025-02-22 18:52:11 +0000 UTC
The head of the table is wherever Roman Reigns is currently. Just for clarification.
VampyroMoreLikeTheRockIsGonnaVampRowRowRowYourBoatStraightUpYourCandyAssIFYASMEEEEEEEEEL
2025-02-22 10:21:52 +0000 UTC
just before this came out, I had relistened to the orangutang episode. they always come full circle
sugarpuss
2025-02-22 02:27:26 +0000 UTC
Yeah!
sparkbears
2025-02-21 15:01:52 +0000 UTC
10.10! Keep it up guys.
Wife was asking what I was laughing so hard at. Then said she had not heard me laugh so gutturally in a long time.
This is a new 16
ProjectSpartan
2025-02-21 15:01:11 +0000 UTC
Just please be extra careful with the tongue sleeves regarding Choking Hazards. Please.
Also.. oh my god. I think this is a top 5 episode, including FF. Jesus H Christ. Thank you for the joy.
(Also. I lobby for Ireland as the country. Even funnier that it's an English speaking country)
Murk
2025-02-21 05:16:57 +0000 UTC
Was it this one, or last? Idk, but Canada defeating USA in hockey would have been a great Emergency Podcast for new hockey fan Geoff and Regulation Canadien Andrew!
dee.pree
2025-02-21 04:55:16 +0000 UTC
Regulation Algorithm comment!
Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts/streams lads!
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
2025-02-21 02:05:45 +0000 UTC
What a ride
Arielle G
2025-02-20 22:05:05 +0000 UTC
Valid point, but only a real problem for those monsters who flush with the toilet lid open and don't cover their toothbrushes or put them in a medicine cabinet. This though as well is negated by having the toilet in its own tiny room, and not storing your toothbrush ON the toilet.
ViciousWarGoose
2025-02-20 21:31:55 +0000 UTC
I’m 29 and I do the nut knuckle thing every pee
Russ
2025-02-20 19:55:32 +0000 UTC
Gavin's piss boy again
Nova
2025-02-20 19:33:52 +0000 UTC
I know it's not the way the game works, but, around the 59:20 mark, Nick's voice sounds odd. I really thought he was going to announce he was in the mask.
HartMurmur
2025-02-20 19:03:38 +0000 UTC
Everytime someone mentions washing their hands before peeing, i think of Michael Shannon in The Shape of Water
https://youtu.be/FxdW8HjpSpc?si=2-W_AXAqu-nl0gqP
Aja Gurney
2025-02-20 15:53:29 +0000 UTC
Absolute 10/10 the more unhinged the better
StealthReaper
2025-02-20 15:45:51 +0000 UTC
oh my god this episode is a 100/10 im crying.
“do you think a beaver mouth cucks its stomach?” no question is a brand new sentence never uttered or written before
laul
2025-02-20 15:14:10 +0000 UTC
Title should've been Risky Business Lol
Israel Maldonado
2025-02-20 14:02:05 +0000 UTC
This was a one crazy episode and we love it!
Anna-Kaisa Taipale
2025-02-20 12:19:37 +0000 UTC
I know this is sincere, but I read this and laughed out loud in the middle of a train station ❤😂
Raider the Animator
2025-02-20 11:13:41 +0000 UTC
47:55
The same Shelby we all know and love from AH/LP???
Roger Flynn
2025-02-20 10:32:09 +0000 UTC
The use of X in collaboration with things means cross. Japan calls that symbol a cross. So something crossed with another. It's not a math symbol.
Michael Smith
2025-02-20 07:22:40 +0000 UTC
The lower Eric’s score goes, the higher mine gets.
Rage Fueled
2025-02-20 06:37:16 +0000 UTC
After reading comments, I kinda feel like half of this audience views this show, and 100% Eat much differently than myself.
Vash583
2025-02-20 06:35:52 +0000 UTC
Eric and I have very different ways of rating episodes. To me the more an episode goes off the rails the funnier, thus higher rated, the episode is.
AArthriticGamer
2025-02-20 06:34:17 +0000 UTC
I am the same age as Gavin.. and hearing Andrew discussing his lack of familiarity with piss assistance almost made me sad. It just suddenly occurred to me the naivity and happiness he still gets to experience.. and also realised what's in store for him.. age gets us all my internet friends.
Murk
2025-02-20 04:44:18 +0000 UTC
This Rules
9.384/10
Joe
2025-02-20 02:15:39 +0000 UTC
Wait it's not "orangutang"?
Yamori
2025-02-20 01:52:41 +0000 UTC
10/10 episode, had me in tears 🤣 unhinged and mad
Dag Notland
2025-02-20 01:14:03 +0000 UTC
Groan tube as the handle for the ball knuckler
Brianna Smith
2025-02-20 01:06:39 +0000 UTC
This is definitely a 10/10 episode 😝
Tish Tucker
2025-02-20 00:38:20 +0000 UTC
Oo-bee-doo…I don’t want to be like you
Jonathan Williams
2025-02-20 00:38:08 +0000 UTC
A napkin on the table for the ketchup???? Geoff you are unwell and need water lmao
Chase Pendleton
2025-02-20 00:16:54 +0000 UTC
I’m confused, eric is not next to andrew in the fan oic that says idiot lol
Chase Pendleton
2025-02-20 00:13:23 +0000 UTC
I'm 100% with Geoff on people saying 'za' instead of Pizza and also 'colab'. Fuck those abbreviations.
Furitaurus
2025-02-19 23:46:50 +0000 UTC
Was this real?
dingdong45
2025-02-19 23:16:45 +0000 UTC
Same, but at 17:32
SirLordNiko
2025-02-19 23:12:53 +0000 UTC
17 mins into the eps and it’s a 11/10
SirLordNiko
2025-02-19 23:12:38 +0000 UTC
you clean your mouth in the room you shit
Summer
2025-02-19 22:56:09 +0000 UTC
geoff seemed to take umbrage with the word “collaborate” in general in this context
Summer
2025-02-19 22:55:01 +0000 UTC
Comment 100 wwooo
Cullain Herring
2025-02-19 22:50:37 +0000 UTC
"Don't peel a grape" sounds like an idiom that doesn't exist. Like, useful skills from one thing might not be able to be applied to something else, so don't go willy nilly peeling grapes.
Jake Hoggen
2025-02-19 22:40:08 +0000 UTC
100%. germ theory is just propaganda and Semmelweis was a Big Soap shill.
Summer
2025-02-19 22:28:17 +0000 UTC
Wait, is that what happened with Achievement Hunter? It was still AH everywhere else, but got changed to Dog Bark in the US? 😂
Joshua Neditch
2025-02-19 22:26:16 +0000 UTC
that’s what a butt lift is. they just make more room for poop.
Summer
2025-02-19 22:20:39 +0000 UTC
🙅🏻
Summer
2025-02-19 22:18:54 +0000 UTC
chill friend. lots of people were at work and couldn’t just drop everything or didn’t even have access to phones/computers/internet. I’m hoping they do some weekend releases for that reason.
choose compassion next time.
Summer
2025-02-19 22:13:52 +0000 UTC
Hey guys just checking in. I'm at 25:26. My sliders at a 10
Kyle Ruiz
2025-02-19 21:37:31 +0000 UTC
I thought this was safe to watch on my lunch break at work, so imagine my surprise when a diagram of a flacid penis took up the whole screen for what felt like an eternity 😂
Chelle P
2025-02-19 21:31:29 +0000 UTC
I hope one day to 👈Calab 👉 with Geoff on something
Fi lmy
2025-02-19 21:29:32 +0000 UTC
Funny as always 🤣 Thanks guys.
David Mead
2025-02-19 21:14:18 +0000 UTC
Eric is wrong, this episode is like an 8
John Roth
2025-02-19 21:04:36 +0000 UTC
Thanks for the diagram, Gavin 😆 You're still as weird as ever, but at least we know YOU know pee isn't stored in the balls 👍
BernNotice
2025-02-19 21:02:10 +0000 UTC
Never laughed harder! Andrew mocking Gavin’s accent for a nano second when he asked him about rotting fruit 🤣
Torey Rubin
2025-02-19 20:10:54 +0000 UTC
That was unhinged! This might be a new introduction point for sharing the pod with friends.
GlazedMcGuffin
2025-02-19 19:32:48 +0000 UTC
Piss Boy Gavin is back
Jacob Hoover
2025-02-19 19:04:15 +0000 UTC
All Gavin had to say was "push the button" and I think everyone would get it
Tim Lyen
2025-02-19 18:56:45 +0000 UTC
That's what I thought. I'm probably wrong, but man it really sounded muffled at the end there
Kristopher Lindsey
2025-02-19 18:52:15 +0000 UTC
Andrew’s argument about washing his ears is certifiably insane
Jacob Okeefe
2025-02-19 18:50:01 +0000 UTC
he has to announce it at the end so sadly not this time
Jacob Okeefe
2025-02-19 18:49:15 +0000 UTC
I wish I was the one to rename the podcast, cause I'd just change it back to F**kface 🤣
CaptainGotty
2025-02-19 18:48:35 +0000 UTC
The mix of nouns and verbs in Andrew’s fruit sins is sending me—it’s like having “overeat” instead of “gluttony”
Riley Pearsall
2025-02-19 18:47:27 +0000 UTC
Good lord, it's not like Wyatt was making a big stink about it. No need to be a pissy piss pot.
sparkbears
2025-02-19 18:39:10 +0000 UTC
The only exception would be if the toilet is in it's own small room with a closable door, that is how my main bathroom is. Even then, the bathroom is not a food place.
ViciousWarGoose
2025-02-19 18:38:58 +0000 UTC
Ah, but it's also where he bathes! So that cancels out the shit? Maybe not.
sparkbears
2025-02-19 18:31:48 +0000 UTC
What a wild episode.
Janna
2025-02-19 18:09:25 +0000 UTC
Coming back to listen again like a cuck doesn't make any sense. Regulation cucking would be like if we let our friend listen to the show instead and then describe it to us.
EssKayAye
2025-02-19 18:08:19 +0000 UTC
Gav is describing something I do every piss. Mine is more of a gentle upward push of the ballbag and gooch upward, it does in fact get extra pee dribbles out.
Picklebub
2025-02-19 18:00:46 +0000 UTC
8.2 ep
RegulationRat
2025-02-19 17:36:51 +0000 UTC
Is listening to a podcast just being a conversation cuck?
RegulationRat
2025-02-19 17:36:23 +0000 UTC
Yes, Bernie enunciated it very clearly, the whole word
ViciousWarGoose
2025-02-19 17:32:01 +0000 UTC
Also everyone was dumb during the ketchup discussion why are we ignoring the 3rd dimension and not just piling some fries on top of each other to make some space
Kevin Mendez
2025-02-19 17:25:33 +0000 UTC
8.5
Kyle Rennie
2025-02-19 17:24:57 +0000 UTC
The slider was all over the place this episode lmao
Kevin Mendez
2025-02-19 17:23:44 +0000 UTC
Andrew doesn't have a leg to stand on with his use of the bathroom as a kitchen essentially. It is insane and gross to have food in a bathroom at all in any capacity. That is where you shit. Don't eat where you shit.
ViciousWarGoose
2025-02-19 17:09:46 +0000 UTC
Get a second lid for your drink and put the ketchup on it.
Adam
2025-02-19 16:58:20 +0000 UTC
andrew and nick are the worst in this episode. also geoff specifically said his problem was with the abbreviation of 'collaboration' and then still said burnie used a dogshit word even though burnie literally said the full word. whatever
Patrick Mcgowan
2025-02-19 16:58:08 +0000 UTC
My best friend eats orange peels. He's from Australia, if that matters
SaY-DiST
2025-02-19 16:56:58 +0000 UTC
Sorry, I think you should wash your hands after using the restroom no matter what. It's just good hygiene and you're touching so much in your day to day just leading up to that. I'd be grossed out by anyone who went into a restroom and didn't wash their hands before coming back out. I'm with Geoff, I'll wash my hands before going to the bathroom sometimes because my hands are dirty. I can feel the grime sometimes and I don't want to have dirty hands around my privates when they're clean.
Misty Benavidez
2025-02-19 16:52:57 +0000 UTC
Totally agree. That is the great benefit of a self opening and flushing toilet.
ViciousWarGoose
2025-02-19 16:31:02 +0000 UTC
Eric is the small angry podcast demon, he hates fun and nice things.
ViciousWarGoose
2025-02-19 16:30:23 +0000 UTC
Fuck you Eric this 10/10 not a 6.5/10. Can wait to get cucked next week
Sean Fiore
2025-02-19 16:23:40 +0000 UTC
I’ve knuckled a time or two
Dijon
2025-02-19 16:13:34 +0000 UTC
I’m going to argue that you save more time saying collab versus saying za
Kyle Schweitzer
2025-02-19 15:14:46 +0000 UTC
Andrew?
Raty Boy Troy
2025-02-19 15:11:45 +0000 UTC
Solid 10 sold me all the way from the Bog Hog Fister
Definitely needed this after F**KFACEng myself by setting myself on fire and burning my finger with my jumpsuit
Marco aka SillyFaceZero!
2025-02-19 15:11:21 +0000 UTC
What an insane whirlwind of an episode, can't wait to see who you guys end up colabing with in the future!
B.T. Express
2025-02-19 15:11:19 +0000 UTC
Kept saying “I wash my ears” as if that would was the cupcake he ate 😂
Nicholas Laidler
2025-02-19 15:11:08 +0000 UTC
Long time pisser first time knuckler; Gavin thank you for helping me fix this endless drip with a little perennial wring out. Revolutionary.
Jeffrey Saari
2025-02-19 15:10:16 +0000 UTC
Gavin is 100% piss boy now
Rachel F
2025-02-19 15:00:00 +0000 UTC
I’m curious - why shouldn’t you put citrus in the fridge? I like my mandarins cold
Buggy52
2025-02-19 14:57:30 +0000 UTC
I think while I wait for the nickname draft, I'll be referring to Andrew and Gavin as Shit Mouth and Ball Knuckle
Kyle Oldham
2025-02-19 14:56:52 +0000 UTC
I did download an episode from St. Kitts and Nevis on Christmas day - pretty cool that you can see the data down to single downloads like that.
Tilgare
2025-02-19 14:56:00 +0000 UTC
It sounded like Nick was wearing the mask at the end there
Kristopher Lindsey
2025-02-19 14:45:11 +0000 UTC
That's what I was thinking
ScoobDrew
2025-02-19 14:22:08 +0000 UTC
Gavin 100% made sense here.
Justin D
2025-02-19 14:03:08 +0000 UTC
Please stop saying "twitter or X". who are you clarifying for at this point? Just pick one it doesn't matter
Buttchug
2025-02-19 13:55:23 +0000 UTC
Eric and I have very different views on episode ratings. Easily a 9/10
Alex Caza
2025-02-19 13:44:50 +0000 UTC
I thought it looked familiar
Raty Boy Troy
2025-02-19 13:41:37 +0000 UTC
Gav used that diagram perfectly to explain it. Ive seen memes about how guys will drip some more after the initial go so its a very common thing.
Psilocvbin
2025-02-19 13:41:37 +0000 UTC
Yeah, I thought this was common knowledge. It's like how poop is stored in the butt cheeks.
spumwzzrd
2025-02-19 13:37:18 +0000 UTC
Eric, I love you, but your scale is broken. This episode never dropped below a 10.
spumwzzrd
2025-02-19 13:34:56 +0000 UTC
Eric is insane. This episode is a 10 from start to finish.
Steven Skidmore
2025-02-19 13:29:01 +0000 UTC
It sold out in like ten minutes wtf? Go fuck yourself
Wyatt Blackburn
2025-02-19 13:21:46 +0000 UTC
Andrew made the fruit salad version of Rawhead Rex
Chaz Surfboard
2025-02-19 13:14:27 +0000 UTC
Justice for Gav. The man was on point and explained it all so clearly. Of course you don’t have to wash your hands if they’re not dirty. No way was he being the dumb one this episode
windyMelon
2025-02-19 13:14:09 +0000 UTC
With the fruit explorer thing, there is a great youtube channel that does exactly that. It's called Weird Explorer, and he just goes around and tries every fruit in the world.
アダム
2025-02-19 13:12:22 +0000 UTC
Gavin is doing it wrong. You have to do the nut knuckler while shaking. Also, pee IS stored in the balls what you guys talking about when you say its not.
Cheems
2025-02-19 13:07:28 +0000 UTC
Can anyone confirm they've been using the Hunter: Call of the Wild for their footage as of late? I'm like 95% sure, and as one of my favorite games ever made it makes me oddly happy to see.
Josh
2025-02-19 13:02:09 +0000 UTC
Andrew is absolutely insane this episode and I am convinced he is just arguing with gavin for fun and not paying attention to what he says. Gavins whole bathroom explanations make sense and andrew has nonsensical comments
Raty Boy Troy
2025-02-19 12:57:28 +0000 UTC
For the ketchup you tear a little corner off and for each fry you eat, suck on the packet a lil. No lost ketchup to pouring it out on a surface. A true life hack.
Rebekah
2025-02-19 12:48:39 +0000 UTC
9.2/10 boys
Owen
2025-02-19 12:45:28 +0000 UTC
Be faster next time why are you commenting this? That was on you not them stop pandering for attention
Raty Boy Troy
2025-02-19 12:40:19 +0000 UTC
gavin’s “penis!” was very much a “you’re welcome I’ve just named your penis” penis
I work in a grocery warehouse. wash ALL of your fruits and veggies! those little clamshell containers of blueberries? raspberries? several of those popped open when someone dropped the open top tray and the berries rolled out onto the cement floor and were 10000% just scooped back in and the lid closed. if you’re lucky that warehouse is actually clean but don’t bet on it. either way, wash your produce!!!
bin the ketchup. just chuck it in the trash. problem solved.
voyeurism isn’t the same as cucking. my phone autocorrected that to fucking 🤔
9.72/10
Summer
2025-02-19 12:35:48 +0000 UTC
Andrew's drawing of his fruit demon gives me so much joy
Haylee Flight
2025-02-19 12:04:47 +0000 UTC
I didn't get a gurpler 😔
Wyatt Blackburn
2025-02-19 11:49:07 +0000 UTC
What Gavin is trying to explain I've been doing for years. (I'm close to Geoff's age) I call it the choad pump. Gripping your entire meat and veg and giving it a gentle squeeze. Gets the piss out!
Ben Lutt
2025-02-19 11:44:07 +0000 UTC
My fruit demon is the Dana Carvey as the Cherry Pie Man in The Master of Disguise
Dalen Brewer
2025-02-19 11:42:26 +0000 UTC
unboxed my gurple and no scrumping sign after I got off work this morning! 🤩🥳
gotta say I might have been just as excited about the little sticker lol. more stickers!
Summer
2025-02-19 11:30:47 +0000 UTC
Nick's quiet laughter in the background is so great.
Leilani Tuala
2025-02-19 11:29:21 +0000 UTC
It's not an X, it's a cross because it's a crossover, right?
Daniel Hodder
2025-02-19 11:22:29 +0000 UTC
Don’t peel grapes, but sometimes I feel like you guys should prob quarter them like I do for my toddler.
Also? Orangutan s1 callback, immediate 10/10
Abbie
2025-02-19 10:46:45 +0000 UTC
Made the mistake of listening to this at the gym there I was losing my shit at “ball knuckling” while running
Dan Fedynyshyn
2025-02-19 10:45:47 +0000 UTC
This episode made me feel unclean lol
Bevschwa
2025-02-19 10:27:23 +0000 UTC
Geoff's old man is coming out
Fungal
2025-02-19 10:21:51 +0000 UTC
Me: "oh they're gonna talk about Peter Gabriel? awesome i've been listening to him recently"
Also me: "YOU BETTER NOT BE KILLING PETER GABRIEL"
Sumbuddy
2025-02-19 09:59:52 +0000 UTC
Is cucking technically doing a collab?
Jacob Collier
2025-02-19 09:54:54 +0000 UTC
Eric made this a 9.0 for sure at the 50 min mark- hotwife
CloudyVro
2025-02-19 09:24:19 +0000 UTC
Thank you very much for the diagram, Gavin.
Marxally
2025-02-19 09:22:24 +0000 UTC
This is one of the episodes of all time
Noah Fairlie
2025-02-19 08:53:51 +0000 UTC
I would have loved to hear Jack's predictions of this episode based on all the images
SirFriesFried
2025-02-19 08:51:11 +0000 UTC
I refuse to believe that "Bulbar Urethra" is an actual medical term and not a Worms name that Gavin snuck into the diagram
Dirk Bogan
2025-02-19 08:48:02 +0000 UTC
PENISED. are the fruit sins according to Andrew
Misaka is a Regulation Listener that used to Listen to FaceJam, but now listen to 100 percent Eat Says Misaka
2025-02-19 08:17:34 +0000 UTC
3rd shift homies ❤️
Paul Corona
2025-02-19 08:13:30 +0000 UTC
Right there with you, best part of working nights.
Libby Goldstein
2025-02-19 08:08:17 +0000 UTC
Working an overnight manufacturing job is awful, but being one of the first people to listen to the new episode of the regulation podcast each week keeps me motivated. Love you guys.
Atlas Falco
2025-02-19 08:05:25 +0000 UTC
Yesssssss another episode 🥵
Julius Lafrentz
2025-02-19 08:04:23 +0000 UTC
Let’s gooo!
Andee
2025-02-19 08:03:04 +0000 UTC
Nickname Draft on my birthday, let’s fuckin go dude
James Tuckwell
2025-02-19 08:02:51 +0000 UTC
"Smoke out!" -Don Zimmer
SirFriesFried
2025-02-19 08:00:20 +0000 UTC