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Added 2025-02-12 08:00:06 +0000 UTCGeoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about the one off, Gurplers, Andrew's sleep injury, bad analogy, the On Time Machine, GTA problems, Call of Dirty, wikipeevia, Skwinkles & Salsaghetti taste test, onion car, bandanas, sack speedbag, So, Alright, emergency podcast, Andrew's alerts, apnea, and the true mind table.
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Gavin kind of almost-predicted the surprise Oblivion Remaster in this epsiode. Crazy.
Dustin Natoniewski
2025-07-11 17:04:34 +0000 UTCWell im glad to hear you have a soloution for yourself. Im younger then Gav, im not trying to say im sizeable or anything but gripping the base and pulling does very little for me. Too meaty. It is what I first tried when I started having this problem in early 20's
Raider the Animator
2025-02-18 08:22:53 +0000 UTCAlert options: Taylor Swift album, Beyoncé album, new apple that's a cross between cosmic crisp and something else, some announcement Burnie makes
C G
2025-02-16 18:05:21 +0000 UTCMuch as I loved RT all the splinter groups I follow anyway are doing very well independently for themselves and I see no special reason why they would want to fold back in. I am sure Bernie has ideas but yeah that era has come and gone.
Matthew Hughes
2025-02-15 06:57:02 +0000 UTC"Hearing Geoff 'end it' and there's still 12 min left" is my favorite form of this podcast
BernNotice
2025-02-15 02:55:53 +0000 UTCGlad to see someone else pondering this hahahaha
BernNotice
2025-02-15 02:41:10 +0000 UTCI get it, but a gentle grip on the bottom of shaft, move up to tip once like getting the last of toothpaste, then dab with paper, clears the pipes right out. I've never needed to poke balls or gooch, and I'm Gav's age, haha.
Regulation Brenton
2025-02-15 02:38:42 +0000 UTCI dont think you understand my man. When you get older, pee gets stuck in your pipe. Its not something you can wipe. You have to push the gooch behind your balls (as Gavin said badly with the mini fist push) to try and push out internal pee. Its just not 100% effective and slips out over the course of time
Raider the Animator
2025-02-15 01:30:45 +0000 UTCAfter completely catching up on this pod after starting on episode 1 of FFace in September of last year, I just have to say this is one of the best episodes. Also super stoked to be getting my Gurpler and Protected By Falcons sign!
John Samuel
2025-02-14 21:56:40 +0000 UTC☝️
Malignant Toaster
2025-02-14 20:31:26 +0000 UTCI'm gonna be honest I had trouble determining where the head of the table was when I made my mind table. Lol
Yamori
2025-02-14 08:14:01 +0000 UTCAndrew obviously doesn't know that Roman Reigns is the head of the table ☝🏼
Lord Jonathan the Ace the third Esquire Jr
2025-02-14 07:56:16 +0000 UTC8.05/10. I agree that the last few minutes carried it over the barrier to a Solid episode.
Summer
2025-02-14 03:50:39 +0000 UTCGlad someone said it haha
Chase Pendleton
2025-02-14 00:47:57 +0000 UTCThe dribbling after peeing is so fucking annoying!
Joshua Neditch
2025-02-13 23:01:32 +0000 UTCGeoffs window's 95 comment had me dying alongside with nick
Alex C
2025-02-13 21:19:40 +0000 UTCSo....does gavin think piss is stored in the balls?
Dravan Smith
2025-02-13 20:31:13 +0000 UTCI’m in the same boat as Andrew with the age and shoulder pain😭 I’m a fellow ‘94 baby and now that I’m 30 I fucked up a tendon in my right shoulder from carrying bags upstairs that were too heavy. It hurt for three days then I stretched wrong, heard a pop and lost most of the mobility in my arm for like two days. It’s gotten better with just rest but you apparently gotta get an MRI to be sure if it doesn’t go away :/ I’m hoping you’ll start to feel soon too Andrew
Brianna Smith
2025-02-13 20:26:26 +0000 UTCThe onion smell in the car is reminding me of the b.o. episode of Seinfeld lol
Jeff Freeman
2025-02-13 19:05:37 +0000 UTCso... does Graysie count as a guest or a part of the team?
Vash583
2025-02-13 18:01:34 +0000 UTCEmergency podcast should be something like a new apple launch
ZAP3150
2025-02-13 17:58:57 +0000 UTCLoved everything, GTA and table talk all the way through, solid 9.5/10
BeardedMcCabe
2025-02-13 16:55:14 +0000 UTCNever forget that Eric was using the Time Machine around new years
John Bott
2025-02-13 15:17:15 +0000 UTCthere is a air purifier that smokers use that does so well at canceling bad smells. You can get them at smoke shops and they work wonders!
Wolf King
2025-02-13 14:50:49 +0000 UTCHighly recommend replacing the car’s air filter 👍🏻👍🏻
Cat Wack
2025-02-13 14:39:29 +0000 UTC"HOW DOES A SQUARE HAVE AN END!?" New favourite Gavin quote just dropped.
Sarah Dawn Richardson
2025-02-13 14:00:21 +0000 UTC10.1 episode for me Andrew's mind palace is the universe's greatest mystery 🤣
Jacob Hoover
2025-02-13 13:15:12 +0000 UTCIn terms of them collaborating with other RT people on the podcast - I either zoned out and missed where they said it, or the guys forgot about the Jacktros, a very missed bit but also understand why it went and stayed away.
Kristen
2025-02-13 13:02:16 +0000 UTCThese guys really just need to dab pee with a bit of toilet paper, solves the problem right up. Gav is already half way there by peeing sitting down, just wipe! It's hygienic and convenient, not feminine.
Regulation Brenton
2025-02-13 10:49:43 +0000 UTCWas anyone else expecting squinkles to be a chocolate?
Lissypoo
2025-02-13 08:22:25 +0000 UTCNews alerts for new apple variants
david ashizawa
2025-02-13 08:14:15 +0000 UTCThanks dude! Took it to a paint splat room!
Marco aka SillyFaceZero!
2025-02-13 05:29:53 +0000 UTCThis rules 9.36/10
Joe
2025-02-13 03:17:15 +0000 UTCPush on the gooch to get that last little bit out efficiently.
Sam
2025-02-13 02:27:09 +0000 UTCI like the idea of looking out for just any emergency. I also really like the idea of calling your dog a nerd
PersianBeatz
2025-02-13 01:17:13 +0000 UTCI love Andrews energy in this episode
Anthony
2025-02-13 00:57:59 +0000 UTCFor a while this episode was right in my wheelhouse. Geoff telling Gavin that his piss problem will only get worse is right on target. So you can only imagine the stories this 72 year old has to tell. Stories that begin with Urologist, and then proceed to medications, and then moves on to things like TURP and Rezum, then for me ending with PTNS. Go ahead and Google, but if you are a male be ready for some serious wincing.
AArthriticGamer
2025-02-13 00:46:52 +0000 UTCHot Dog emergencies.
Chris Buckley
2025-02-12 23:29:50 +0000 UTCI'm wondering what kind of vehicle it was. The cabin filter micron size could be so small that it caught the sulfuric acid from the onions and is trapped in the filter media.
DeadlyLothen
2025-02-12 23:15:03 +0000 UTCI feel Andrew should lose his “Get Out of Greg” Card for that table debacle…..I feel he just used it up.
JVSakura
2025-02-12 22:40:00 +0000 UTCOk, so I didn't do a Regulation comment last week about my mind table but I have also had them sitting around a table sometimes in my head. Sometimes they are home in there offices, especially when they are talking about stuff at home. My mind table has always been round though and I think that is a very good choice for this group as evidence from Andrew not being able to draw his own mind table out. I have Nick a little more isolated because he has all the recording equipment. The rest of the order to the left is Eric, then Andrew, Gavin and Geoff. Andrew, Gavin and Geoff are all closer together.
Lia DeKesthler
2025-02-12 22:25:56 +0000 UTC10/10
DeadlyRobit
2025-02-12 22:14:34 +0000 UTCthat thumbnail mind table is absolutely my mind table.
Consider Me Elijah
2025-02-12 21:31:54 +0000 UTCIs everyone in Regulation okay? It seems like there's some regulation listening going on.
Sam
2025-02-12 20:46:17 +0000 UTCThe great thing about the squinkles saga, is I saw them in the store years ago, never tried them, but every once and a while would just think about that silly name actually being the name of a product, say it to myself, and laugh to myself a bit. Still never tried them.
A Gastly Gengar
2025-02-12 20:45:25 +0000 UTCOooh for some reason I thought he was saying to push his balls up which was crazy to me
Brian Vanderpoool
2025-02-12 20:06:01 +0000 UTCLast 20 minutes was wild. 10/10
Rachel F
2025-02-12 20:02:05 +0000 UTCI love you all so much guys 😂 Perfect 10/10 episode. You all mix really well and contribute perfectly 🤌 Andrew, never change ❤
Raider the Animator
2025-02-12 20:01:00 +0000 UTCCan't believe Andrew pulled a Gavin and got confused about their mind table.
Sam
2025-02-12 19:50:56 +0000 UTCDude thats what he meant by the mini fist pushing behind the balls. I do this too! Didnt know it was doctor reccomended though, thats awesome 👍
Raider the Animator
2025-02-12 19:48:51 +0000 UTCWouldn’t it be a lot easier if the mind table was a circle? Love the needless complication. I think my brain is broken. 😂
Eric Williams
2025-02-12 19:24:46 +0000 UTCThe head of the table is wherever Geoff is sitting Also I can't breathe after that ending!
TimShaw19284163519
2025-02-12 19:11:02 +0000 UTCI am in tears and neeeeed more table talk!!
Larz
2025-02-12 18:56:37 +0000 UTCI’m man enough to admit this. I literally made this comment right before the clip.. you’re right the clip was amazing lmao
Brosao
2025-02-12 18:56:02 +0000 UTCGavin I had bladder cancer. Doctor showed me a trick to put your finger behind your testicles, and then push lightly while moving forward to your testicles. This will put pressure on your urinary tract and help guide the piss out. Or just piss your pants who cares.
Brian Vanderpoool
2025-02-12 18:37:21 +0000 UTCthe end absolutely shot it right back up to a 9. Gavin yelling while Andrew just stays silent sent me
Jacob Okeefe
2025-02-12 18:32:52 +0000 UTCidk seeing the trebuchet clip made it all worth it imo
Jacob Okeefe
2025-02-12 18:23:55 +0000 UTCFirst time comment leaver listened to this on a cruise. Solid 8.5
Kyle Peles
2025-02-12 18:14:32 +0000 UTCRegulation acknowledgment
Torien Miles
2025-02-12 17:53:49 +0000 UTCGeoff what if you change out the cabinet air filter. For everyone that loved the skwinkles try them with a agua nieve or mangonada. The sauce is called chamoy.
Victor Cuellar
2025-02-12 17:52:57 +0000 UTCGeoff's laugh truly is one of the most magical things of all time. It fills me with so much joy listening to him lose his shit like he did around the 1 hr mark.
Dinkleberg65
2025-02-12 17:32:36 +0000 UTCas a long time RT fan, its insane that so many idiots want to come ask ex RT staff if they are going back, use your fucking brain morons. they got something else going and its better
Cameron Johnson
2025-02-12 17:20:23 +0000 UTCAt least 40% of y'all need regulation speech therapy*
L Rock Micks
2025-02-12 17:14:57 +0000 UTCAndrew’s GTA ‘story’ sucked, dragged way too long, and was pointless. Anyone find this funny or deems it necessary to be talked about it a pod lol…
Brosao
2025-02-12 16:59:07 +0000 UTCSet up a Google alert or something for a new Apple (fruit) drop or a new skwinkle release
David Dippong
2025-02-12 16:20:23 +0000 UTCI don't even need them to stop all game talk, mainly just GTA talk because I have zero interest in the game and it's the worst thing they put out imo. Yes games are part of their lives but the podcast usually is about the nongaming aspects which is what I subscribe for. Just feels shitty to have several episodes of "we should keep the GTA talk outside of the podcast" and the next episode starts with a 15 minute bit that went nowhere and felt like it could have been discussed pre-episode.
Asaxybard
2025-02-12 16:15:30 +0000 UTCThanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads! Regulation Algorithm comment!
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
2025-02-12 16:13:49 +0000 UTCthat gta clip is awesome
Ethan
2025-02-12 16:12:04 +0000 UTCI was thinking the bidet fist was to just nudge the balls out of the way from getting sprayed
Noah Hamon
2025-02-12 15:48:32 +0000 UTCIn my mind its more like a series of podiums you're all standing at
B.T. Express
2025-02-12 15:37:23 +0000 UTCHearing them start wrapping up but still seeing 15 min left always gets me so excited
Mr. Geebman
2025-02-12 14:58:59 +0000 UTC50:53-50:20 felt like it had so many “ya” sighs
Alex Watson
2025-02-12 14:58:24 +0000 UTCI honestly think I would go insane if I had to work with him
Megan
2025-02-12 14:58:20 +0000 UTCAndrew saying, "I'll put it together..." About the mind table sounded like he was reluctantly busting into an IKEA box to make an actual table
ScoobDrew
2025-02-12 14:57:40 +0000 UTCI'm so glad regulation isn't rejoining RT. I love RT, will still support Burnie, but this has been my favorite IP to come out of that entire company.
CaptainGotty
2025-02-12 14:54:58 +0000 UTCI think miners wore bandanas before cowboys and bandits
Raider the Animator
2025-02-12 14:49:13 +0000 UTCWhile Wikipeevia is good, may I suggest calling it “petty files”?
xXxPissxXxRatxXx
2025-02-12 14:45:01 +0000 UTCIt was more about not spoiling future content we'd have to wait at least a month for its release, rather then stopping talking about videogames as much? Videogames are quite core to each of their lives, I dont think they can avoid it, sorry.
Raider the Animator
2025-02-12 14:43:33 +0000 UTCGreat shirt in that pic dude!!!
Raider the Animator
2025-02-12 14:39:55 +0000 UTCMy god, that makes a lot more sense, he sounded insane asking for a ball bag bashing
Noah Fairlie
2025-02-12 14:38:12 +0000 UTCNah man, he means the gooch spot directly behind the balls. Thats where you press to try and clear your pipe... you'll understand when you're older as geoff says 😅
Raider the Animator
2025-02-12 14:37:00 +0000 UTCThat would be cool, but I dont think the guys have clips to show, or enough time to just free roam GTA till something fun happens that they can clip
Raider the Animator
2025-02-12 14:31:20 +0000 UTCThe Head of the Table is Roman Reigns
Zach Giguere
2025-02-12 14:26:14 +0000 UTC…. Honestly a high 9. This episode was full send.
Marco aka SillyFaceZero!
2025-02-12 13:52:37 +0000 UTCI was really hoping we'd be done with GTA talk in episodes after several episodes of being like "we should talk about games less in the podcast." Opening 15 minutes was a 2/10, though it immediately increased once the games talk ended
Asaxybard
2025-02-12 13:51:11 +0000 UTCIf Gavin is still dealing with swallowing air (aerophagia), I've heard the V-COM attachment can be useful! https://getvcom.com/ Not affiliated in any way. Just a fellow CPAPer who has done a lot of research.
Alex Caza
2025-02-12 13:41:54 +0000 UTCAndrew "I turned my phone on at 6pm" Panton says he CHECKS HIS PHONE FREQUENETLY??? Andrew "I'm not a phone guy" Panton????
Kyle V
2025-02-12 13:28:18 +0000 UTCDoes Gavin think pee is stored in the Balls?
Noah Fairlie
2025-02-12 13:24:56 +0000 UTCGot this idea while listening to the GTA clip Andrew shared, what about a “Show N Tell” series where yall react to each others clips so we can see what happens and hear the reaction?
Crohnenberg
2025-02-12 13:18:27 +0000 UTCThe top of the tank is called the turret.
David Mead
2025-02-12 13:10:26 +0000 UTCThe whole problem with this is that Andrew doesn't know what the top or head of the table means. Because he's not thinking of a top-down situation, he's thinking of a literal horizontal looking from his perspective where he's actually the head of the table
samuel, hallball, killhall
2025-02-12 13:02:39 +0000 UTCNew dog breed drop should be your alert alarm
WeeStev0
2025-02-12 13:00:05 +0000 UTCGavin, usually that's a problem when you get it in the first week, and the doctor/technician is helping you with settings, and attachments not months after.
samuel, hallball, killhall
2025-02-12 12:54:54 +0000 UTCThere is no head of a square table IMO, a long rectangular table the head would be on one of the short ends with a fancy chair.
Alan Reynolds
2025-02-12 12:31:37 +0000 UTCNobody: Andrew: popcorn
Archery Contest
2025-02-12 12:19:56 +0000 UTCI knew it was gonna be an all timer when theyre wrapping up and there's still 10 minutes left
Mick 16
2025-02-12 11:34:12 +0000 UTCIsn't a pet peeve, a peeve that you nurture and take care to keep "alive", so, similar to keeping a pet?
netsharc
2025-02-12 10:57:23 +0000 UTCIs this a goonies reference
terry thorpe
2025-02-12 10:44:04 +0000 UTCAndrew is such a agent of chaos sometimes
kevin regier
2025-02-12 10:21:49 +0000 UTCAndrew: "so as you can clearly see..." the image on-screen 1:06:57
Dirk Bogan
2025-02-12 09:57:27 +0000 UTCAfter ten years I came back to gta online and honestly I’m having a blast. Honestly I’m pretty sure you can’t fly as high with heavier vehicles like the tank. The plane physics in the game can be wild sometimes. I still love hearing you guys say skwinkles. Usually it’s chamoy, but I could be wrong. Andrew continues to be a gem. I’m just honestly surprised he isn’t using his Greg card to get out of this. But I’m so glad he hasn’t.
Anthony Dewitt
2025-02-12 09:38:03 +0000 UTCOzone might help with the smelly car, should be available at mechanics
Silvester
2025-02-12 09:14:35 +0000 UTCThey're called tracks not trucks
Nathan Sweatt
2025-02-12 09:12:41 +0000 UTCKnew Gav wouldn’t like the skwinkles. Someone gotta Mexican my boy up
Knockout Nunez
2025-02-12 09:11:30 +0000 UTC34:24 I thought Andrew was gonna say have Gavin come over and use his nose as a sort of vacuum cleaner to suck up all of the onion air out of the car.
Jacob Collier
2025-02-12 08:49:32 +0000 UTCYou high bro?
Regulation Brenton
2025-02-12 08:37:40 +0000 UTCGlad to hear regulation has no plans to be consumed by roosterteeth 3.0
M 7
2025-02-12 08:33:44 +0000 UTCLet’s gooo!!
Andee
2025-02-12 08:06:12 +0000 UTCGurp!
Tim
2025-02-12 08:00:27 +0000 UTCDon't you realize? The next time you see comments, it'll be on another episode. The next time you listen, it'll be some other podcast. Our hosts, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here in the comments. That's all over the second this episode ends.
SirFriesFried
2025-02-12 08:00:13 +0000 UTC
