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AN EGG are in a new year (Happy New Year) and they want to make some predictions for the upcoming year. You can think about it like a predictions draft, snake order and everything. Who has the gift of foresight and who has no idea what's coming down the pipe? Watch and marvel at some big swings and everyone is mad at Andrew. WITNESS THE FUTURE!

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I forget how sensitive this community can be, Andrew's first pick was great and I love it 😭

Isaac Riza

Andrew was more upset about Gavin predicting his chair breaking then one of his friends getting divorced. Its kind of icky.

Megan

or another season of farscape 🤞🏻

Summer

plot twist: andrew gets married and divorced in 2025 so he can win

Summer

Are you confusing Kiss with…Korn?

Rocky Want Boing Boing

I’m on Eric’s side about Andrew’s 1st pick.

Albert H

Read this headline, and for a second thought that Eric had nailed the Oasis prediction: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/feb/08/dreams-crushed-as-ticketmaster-cancels-fans-oasis-25-tickets

AEPSchmitt

the moon comes to us is the best thing i've ever heard

tsavanii

I can't possibly be the first person to suggest this, and I'm sure there is no shortage of draft ideas, but saying snake draft at the start made me think "what about a 'snake not snake' draft?" Snake Plissken, Solid Snake, Snake Drafts, Pipe/Drain Snake, Trouser Snake, etc etc

Jon Qalbert

I wish one of them predicted that rooster teeth would come back

RegulationGraham

Never let Andrew live this down Eric. I’m on your side 100%

Chip Clip

Andrew’s reason for picking divorce isn’t even a good one because marriages may end in divorce half the time but that could be after any amount of time. It’s not like he said 50% end in the first 10 years or something. He was saying it like it’s 50% likely to happen this year but it’s just 50% likely to happen before one spouse dies. If anything the percent is really low because Geoff’s and Gavin’s are fairly recent and I don’t know when nick and eric got married but still not 50% likely that it’ll happen this year. (Side note: may be controversial but I hope no one in the pod gets divorced anywhere in the future)

Alex Watson

Andrew had an insane first pick, essentially with all that hype it up before hand. Arizona is already over a dollar where I live. And specifically where I work, it’s at 2.19 and has been for years. Isn’t there a talking dog already? I remember seeing a husky sorta talking. And a dog that was taught how to use those buttons that speak when you talk to communicate. Edit just did some research and there are a ton of videos of dogs talking on YouTube, some more clear than others but damn lol

Anthony Dewitt

They can’t invent a new dog and teach it to speak within the same year Eric. You fool

RegulationGraham

Was gonna say the same thing. Not exactly the prediction but yeah super sad

Joe

This rules

Joe

The ai convincing a human to kill themselves has already have in 2024. It was like an ai girlfriend situation to a teenager, really sad how it happened

Ian B.

Love how Erik's horrible mention was Kiss reunites. If you look at download UK 2025 (UKs biggest rock festival) Kiss is headlining Edit:I'm dumb ignore me

Jake Porter-Ward

I thought about this as well, but Andrew specifically says "I think one of you four is gonna get divorced", so he excluded himself from the prediction.

ucheehcu

Geoff is off to a great start with Sabrina Carpenter's swing performance at the Grammys

Ian Morrison

I just don't understand if Andrew's divorce pick was 50 % why he wouldn't just pick no one gets a divorce

Kyle Ruiz

Agreed

Lia DeKesthler

My Nostradamus prediction for 2025: We will be in Revolution. You decide what I mean.... ;]

Lia DeKesthler

Jesus fucking Christ Andrew.... that first pick....

Dustin

I'm not usually with Eric on like, anything, but I agree with him on this one. Saying you're playing to win and then making your first pick that one of them will get divorced, yep, you want it to happen. The only defense I can come up with for Andrew, He often does things without thinking about them. ANDREW!

Lia DeKesthler

And yet Eric felt attacked. 😂

Tilgare

in Andrews defense, Marriage is the leading cause of Divorce. just sayin.

Dovaknight

That's right! Although 62m people die each year, that is only 0.76% of the world's population of around 8.2 billion

AArthriticGamer

Statistically Geoff is in the most danger, as divorce rates are much higher for not only older people, but second and third marriages as well.

ViciousWarGoose

Hahaha maybe!

Sarah

Andrew should’ve made his first pick “I’ll become someone’s enemy #1” and then done the divorce pick second.

Alex Watson

My condolences but can he maybe do it again this year for gavin

J

You are correct. It was a 14 yearold and a Daenerys Targaryen chatbot

B-rad

Maybe a stipulation can be added for Andrew, if someone does get divorced, hame HAS to eat the pencil

Zaryn Dunn

Wild card baby!

Zaryn Dunn

Individual stores can pick their own prices and Arizona Tea can't really enforce it.

Zaryn Dunn

I think you care too much

Zaryn Dunn

It's a statistic that's been spread around for like 20 years in movies, tv, Internet.

Zaryn Dunn

Andrew's first pick is fucking hilarious.

Zaryn Dunn

Lmao. By Andrew's logic, he should have picked 'regulation death,' because 100% of people die.

Patrick Mcgowan

Nick is the mostradamus Nostradamus.

David Mead

Big brain play, that's Andrews plan. He is going to get married and divorced just to win this.

WeeStev0

2025 prediction. Trump tries to buy the Internet.

WeeStev0

on gavin's AI suicide prediction he didn't go with, didn't that happen last year? I don't think it "convinced" the guy but I thought I heard a guy told his AI girlfriend he was thinking about it and it said some stuff about he should and they'll be together then

J

I think Andrew wins that with his first pick. Love Andrew but that was fucked up.

Jeff Freeman

In this episode we learned that Andrew doesn't understand statistics! A 50% chance of a marriage failing (ever in its existence) does NOT give HIM a 50% chance in the next year. 😂 But that probably wasn't actually the point, and it WAS very, very funny. I love you, Andrew.

Tilgare

I don't at all think Eric's first pick should be allowed, because he's literally 'predicted' something that has officially been announced to happen this year!

Regulation Brenton

2 of the things on the board have already happened, huskies talk all the time, and arizona already stopped enforcing the rule of only selling at 99 cents.

Eli Munson

Speaking as an autist, this might be the most autistic Andrew has ever been.

Eli Munson

Wait. Andrew specifically forced Nicks hand to chose between winning.. and being a nice guy, (or at least being publicly perceived as a nice guy lol) Hilarious. Your move, Nick.

Murk

Andrew goes for divorce and Gavin JUST got married, that was savage...but what if Andrew got married AND divorced in 2025 to make up for it?

sugarpuss

3 picks in and im losing it hahaha

Peter McIlroy

My uncle died from being hit by a tennis ball.

Sarah

This comment section is wild. Enjoyed the content!

Vash583

What an absolute blindside by andrew for his first choice

Adam

When was this recorded? A dude was killed in Colorado by a Hammer Throw January 27th so that’s definitely on Gavin!

WarriorGuero

Eric is 100% correct Andrew's first pick is a cruel and evil pick.

Eric Bastelak

Balloon Boy wasn't a hoax! Please look up internet historians videos on this! The father proved his innocence and was pardoned!

Special Agent Fox Mulder

um i can't believe they kept andrew's first pick in the video

Katya

Andrew! What a dark start!

Brian Burkhardt

My prediction is that Dick Van Dyke will live to turn 100 but will die in December before 2026, meaning Geoff technically lost but he will argue “that’s not what I meant”

Sumbuddy

I'm going with Andrews predictions.

comment leaver.

Someone needs to grind up a pencil, stuff it in some food, and send it to Andrew. Que next episode of this, and he finds out he did, in fact, eat a pencil

J

Ohhhh okay ty!!! I think it was maybe rumored or something to be $1.29 but they took the Costco route and kept it lol

Mish

I don’t think Andrew has ever deserved a consistent Eric hammering more than this episode

Kat

jokes on you, Seth MacFarlane brought swing back like 12 years ago after he left Family Guy to make movies and record albums like 13 years ago. And having rewatched Dinosaurs recently (when it stealth dropped on Disney +) it's a great show. If we get a new adult sitcom from the Jim Henson Company that'd be rad as

Darth-Jasonus

I predict avocados cost $8/ea and there is a brief tiktok trend of making fun of poors for not being able to afford chipotle guac, accompanied by articles ridiculing millennials for not being able to afford avocado toast anymore

Thomas

Can’t wait to find out who’s the Mostradamus and who’s the Mostradumbass

adaminthewestt

Nick’s picks are the most realistic

Michael

Andrew picking divorce as his first pick is wild and had me rolling 😅

Andy Zard

I think Nick with be the Mostradamus, this year.

xXxPissxXxRatxXx

If Monkey's MRI machine fund gets $500K, Andrew will HAVE to eat the pencil.

Michael

Imagine how noble it would be for Nick to don the Big Red Boots and collect money for charity at the mall.

CheapCulture

Someone needs to learn the difference between Nostradamus and Nosferatu. Andrew kept talking about statistics in his divorce pick. Yes, we say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce (it's actually more like 39%), but that means over the life of the marriage. Statistically only 1.46% of all marriages divorce in any given year, so that means that a marriage has a 98.54% chance of NOT divorcing during the year. Even mentioning divorce in a pick is a bad move. Whether or not Andrew gets it or not, Eric is right. Picking that there will be a Regulation Divorce during the year means that you are hoping for divorce. And while were on the subject there is nothing "regulation" about divorce. Mine was probably as "regulation" as one could be and I still had to pay cat support for two years. My picks: 1. The Detroit Lions will win the NFC North for the 3rd time in a row 2. Pro athlete INTENTINALLY kills a crowd member 3. A member of the media invokes the glory days of SNL by uttering the line "you ignorant slut" on live television. 4. Before I give my final pick let me share this from the Google AI "Based on cohort life expectancy tables from the Social Security Administration, white males born around 1950 had a life expectancy of approximately 73 years at birth. Therefore, a white American male born in 1952 would likely have an average lifespan close to 73 years." I was born in 1952 and will have my 73rd birthday on August 30, 2025 (I guess I need to change some passwords after that reveal). Despite this my final pick is that I will not die in 2025. My bonus, hail Mary pick is that there will be a Regulation Baby conceived in 2025.

AArthriticGamer

2025 prediction; this draft happens

Btor Sixty

Draft idea: The gang drafts movies with the premise of the main character being replaced by an animal A La Better Man. For example Could you imagine a reboot Captain Phillips movie where instead of Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips is portrayed by a Kangaroo, due to increasing backlash over Phillips' past character in real life. Needed to build a better sentiment over his character, in comes the Kangaroo.

Btor Sixty

I saw a swing music tiktok 2 minutes after I finished this draft. We are to late to stop it

ANEGG

My prediction is a 2025 Regulation Baby

Danielle Stuhlberg

Moon comes to us sent me

Gauge Minns

Right? So disappointing

Jared Totaro

Also second and third marriages make the rate go up. First marriage rates are a little under 40%.

garret barber

I've gotten to the point with Andrew, where if he says he'll do something, I'll be pleasantly surprised if he ever does. He hardly ever follows through unless it's videogame related.

frazafraz

My Hail Mary prediction is new Mega Man Video Game product. Either collection or whole new game but this is Mega Man’s year.

MaplexSyrup

The thumbnail 😂

Joshua Neditch

Man1 Nick is better person than i cause i would hit Andrew where it hurts right back if that kind of pressure was put on me xD Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads! Regulation Algorithm comment!

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Eric is the bulwark against acceptance of Andrew's chaos.

Post Poop Zoomies

This is a good one.

Post Poop Zoomies

Great name

Post Poop Zoomies

My prediction for 2025 is that the regulation podcast will help keep me sane.

Russell Richardson

I hate to say it, but I think the AI prediction already happened. 😞

Russell Richardson

ERIC IS RIGHT!!! Andrew's picks, for the most part, are poxes on NEGG.

xXxPissxXxRatxXx

According to their website it’s still 99 cents: https://drinkarizona.com/pages/about-us#:~:text=Even%20after%2025%2B%20Years,priced%2C%20at%20just%2099¢.

Al Myracle-Martin

I thought Arizona tea pulls its product from the store if they raise it above 99 cents?

Bert

Why it’s never gunna happen? You pick stuff you think will happen to win

Bert

I would love this

Stockholm Child Kicker

My prediction is that Gracie joins back up with the Regulation

Stockholm Child Kicker

I don’t think Andrew understands that 50% divorce rates means OVER THE LIFE OF THE MARRIAGE

Al Myracle-Martin

if the one who gets the highest number right is the Mostradamus does that make the one/ones who get the least right the Nostradumbass?

Kyle Voltti

...Andrew...👎

John Buffo

Nick can get with Jack and help bring Extra Life back.

Nick K.

Andrew maths is always quite worrying

windyMelon

Does Andrew think that every marriage has a 50% chance of failing every year?

Noah Fairlie

Man, I think I would be genuinely upset with Andrew's divorce pick. It would definitely take me a moment

Willie

My prediction is that after more trouble, Geoff has to replace Gavin's car.

nd4spd1919

I needed some super chaotic energy this morning

Sean Fiore

Is Gavin saying the AI will convince the human to "unplug" the AI or is he saying the AI will urge the human to commit s***cide?

Nina Kuurasuo

Really appreciate Andrew once again taking the role of heel.

Zee Sylvester

A classic example of an Andrew what the fuck is wrong with you moment.

Meese Hunter

ANDREW oh my god

DeadColossus

Take this man's Greg Card. Just take it away and let's pretend that first pick didn't happen. That, or have him do an apology video where he eats the pencil.

Sablever

I agree with Eric and Andrew’s first option

Diego Higuera

All I can think of as I continue to listen to this is Greg Davies on Taskmaster yelling, “Keep it LIGHT!!!!”.

Stephen Cevallos

The gasp i let out when Andrew’s first pick came out, so excited for this video

Stove

Thanks for the source! tbh it is so obviously apparent that half of marriages do not end in divorce every year that I didn't even bother looking it up lol

Kevin Predmore

I think nick will win this

A98W

7 Minutes in and I want to give Andrew a lesson in statistical probabilities.

Chad Jorgenson

Andrew why😭

Katya

Eric to the company

Jacob Mullen

They did. This was an invalid pick and I'm excited to see them argue about it

Jared Totaro

Didn’t they already raise the Arizona tea price to $1.29??? Or am I just insane?

Mish

Andrew not eating the pencil is the kind of thing that'd end my friendship with him. Pisses me off every time I hear it.

Jared Totaro

These two comments together are Art.

Gabriel Rosenkoetter

For bonus points: to whom? (Person or category, your call.)

Gabriel Rosenkoetter

Yeah, nobody even asked him for a citation on that. It's nothing close to that. Here are real divorce statistics: https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/divorce/divorce-statistics/

Gabriel Rosenkoetter

I thought for sure that after Andrews big opening that he was going to pick stuff like people's birthdays or things like that. But for his first pick to be a regulation divorce, oh I'm locked in

Liquor cause I know her

Eric is 100% correct. Because Andrew said “I came to win”, then he wants it to happen, so that he could win. The fact that he chose it first means that it’s the one he believes most. Now I get where Andrew said he doesn’t want it to happen, but his choice says other wise.

Jaimie Allmond

I mean what the fuck andrew

Mac199608

Holy crap, that was an insane first pick for Andrew

ThatoneGuyoverThere33

I just saw a “Eat the Pencil” bumper sticker so I’m 100% in on Andrew eating the pencil.

Will Fitzhugh

Andrew's first pick...

Nicholas DeMarco

Jake Paul's government run will likely also mean getting back on cocaine.

Jeremy Hixon

Andrews pick came out like a flashbang

Dylan Denesik

ANDREW! what the fuck!

Mikhail Davis

I was silenced!!!

Animelady501

Andrew does a face reveal should be on the list

Ivan Mejia

The thumbnail alone made me laugh so much 😂

Konoe A. Mercury

Does Andrew think that 50% of married people get divorced every year???

Kevin Predmore

Praying for Robbie Williams' good health

Spummer

My bet is Andrew gets hitched in Vegas when the boys finally take their trip there, and he’ll be the one getting a divorce

Luna Egan

This is where Andrew needs to use his Greg free card.

Robert Gibbens

Andrew is Savage

Sphinx_Jer

Okay wait Andrew knock it off wtf

Luna Egan

I’m losing my mind. Honestly, that’s a lil gross 😬 I’m usually on Andrew’s side for his weird shit, but this one is icky especially bc two of the guys got married last year 🫣

Luna Egan

Take you bets on who gets divorced this year right here

Jacob Mullen

Fucking A I’m so excited for this. Just started and already I love this

Luna Egan

Andrew's first pick really comes out swinging. Excited for this.

AhriNaut

Insane first pick omg

John Baker

Andrew’s first pick made me spit out my drink.

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