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Added 2025-01-22 08:00:08 +0000 UTCGeoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about RIP David Lynch, movies in focus, Skwinkle Chunks, grapes like peas, fruit turducken, GTA, Protected by Falcons again, three milk cakes, Eric vs Tequila, Geoff vs tummy rumbles, Hot Dog Olympics, sunglasses in the ocean, alien sports bar, Gavin's football text, sports improvements, Movie Year Draft & Ranking, Chad, accumulating bars, what is hibernation, alcohol rodents, seasonal belly button, and clones.
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Gavin historically gets a lot of crap, he's called a piece of shit a lot (commonly by himself, which. Stop it.), but Geoff recounting how hard Gavin tried to find his glasses, and Gavin's answer being basically "it was the right thing to do." Boy with the golden heart, right there. Genuinely brought tears to my eyes. Not full crying, but just. Aww :) what good friends these two are.
Andy
2025-09-07 02:00:49 +0000 UTCthe beginning of this ep hit me like a truck at an intersection. i remember so vividly being halfway through writing an email for work and i looking down at my phone to see the news, and it felt so impossible that it could be true, i just went right back to writing the email. roughly ten minutes later i started sobbing, and then kept crying for 2 days straight. david lynch david lynch was such a guiding light in my life. him and his work influenced me to go to art school and i ended up making some films because of him and then i wrote my dissertation on twin peaks and on and on and yeah, maybe i wouldve still accomplished some cool things without him, but i wouldnt be who i am today. what a man. what an icon. and whats funny is that the reason i even got into twin peaks was because i heard geoff mention it once. so he's very much up there with him. im glad im only just now watching (listening) to this episode because at the time this would've broken me completely. to whoever might be reading this: keep your eye on the donut, not on the hole.
gasbolina
2025-04-02 23:11:19 +0000 UTCWay too late to the party here but for hockey if the score is tied at the end of regulation, remove 1 player every two minutes and first to score wins. Similarly for soccer if tied at the end of regulation, remove players but also add a ball every 5 minutes, first to score wins.
Wesley Peede
2025-02-13 19:44:13 +0000 UTCThe belly button being separate from the hole is killing me in an Uber rn.
Brian Burkhardt
2025-02-01 23:38:17 +0000 UTCTres Leche is 100% a sloppy wet cake. It is a delicious one, but it is one for sure.
Brian Burkhardt
2025-02-01 22:44:59 +0000 UTCRiP David Lynch. Stopped smoking around the time he announced the emphysema.
Brian Burkhardt
2025-02-01 22:29:18 +0000 UTCIt's never a good sign when I understand what Andrew is saying and it happens more frequently than I care to admit.
Chelsea D'Amore
2025-01-29 17:04:48 +0000 UTCJust so happens this hawk was used for falconry lol
Folds2008
2025-01-27 21:13:49 +0000 UTCI was like "well aren't all hawks falcons??" But was misremembering the umbrella term is Raptor, not falcon 🥴
Sarah Dawn Richardson
2025-01-27 20:13:06 +0000 UTCDavid Lynch was maybe the most expressive artist to ever live. Inspired me in so many ways other than just creatively. A truly wonderful man.
Russ
2025-01-27 20:03:04 +0000 UTCkinda late to this, but is Andrew working under the idea that the belly button is a knot on the surface, and UNDER THE KNOT is a closed off tunnel leading into the body? Like a closed off tube that once carried the mom's food into the baby's stomach? Because someone needs to let him know that that is not how babies getting fed in the womb works (I admittedly only learned of this fact in the last year or two)
J
2025-01-27 15:17:22 +0000 UTCWith the movie draft why don’t you have each of you select 4 movies from your year. Then that is the draft pool a 20 movie shootout
ShoweryBinkie
2025-01-27 09:19:44 +0000 UTCI'm giving this one a 9.5 Sure it didn't make any sense, but I'm a 72 year old Boomer, so nothing makes any sense. I just love it when the nonsense is funny, and this one was funny.
AArthriticGamer
2025-01-26 05:03:00 +0000 UTCHow did Andrew make talking about bellybuttons feel racist
Owen Webb O Rourke
2025-01-25 23:44:22 +0000 UTCThat's EXACTLY what I thought too. Him committing to avoiding clarification that he has an outie and that's what his reference is lead to insanity.
Melissa G
2025-01-25 18:48:33 +0000 UTCThe only change I’d make is have 3 on 3 OF last 20 minutes and get rid of the shootout
Joshua Neditch
2025-01-25 18:22:39 +0000 UTC"Let's go spend a couple days in and by the ocean, but not get anything to retain our glasses!" Get some lanyards for them, this is a complete non-issue.
VaelysAU
2025-01-25 05:39:17 +0000 UTCSorry! Lots of bad avian news I know
Folds2008
2025-01-25 02:05:36 +0000 UTCc'mon, dude! they're just getting over the whole bald-eagles-don't-sound-like-red-tailed-hawks thing.
Brian Short
2025-01-25 01:30:26 +0000 UTCI'd much rather overtime during the season be 5 mins of 5v5. And a new puck added every 5 minutes instead of the shootout tbh.
Astrid Fairwinds
2025-01-25 00:00:23 +0000 UTCAndrew, I'm not mad. I'm just incredibly confused about how you brain works.
Astrid Fairwinds
2025-01-24 23:58:58 +0000 UTCThis rules Andrew you think about things in ways I think no human has ever thought about them and I don’t know what to think about that
Joe
2025-01-24 22:12:09 +0000 UTCDoes anyone have the heart to tell them that’s not a falcon and it’s a Harris Hawk :/
Folds2008
2025-01-24 16:11:50 +0000 UTCIs Andrew ok?
JP
2025-01-24 15:42:35 +0000 UTCI can never see these episodes on YouTube music, it's usually a day late but this one doesn't show at all?
Vivian Strader
2025-01-24 14:53:15 +0000 UTCCheers!
Russell Richardson
2025-01-24 07:46:20 +0000 UTCOkay hear me out but I found someone who reminds me so much of Andrew it’s uncanny. His name is Nick Smith on TikTok and they have way too much in common when it comes to their approach on life. He’s friends either TikTok comedian Matteo Lane.
Emma Jorgensen
2025-01-24 04:52:24 +0000 UTC10/10, Andrew isn’t wrong the bellybutton is a weak point. You can’t have a fear of a Matrix worm burrowing into your bellybutton if you don’t have one!
StoneRyno
2025-01-24 04:43:10 +0000 UTCPlease don’t mess with the beautiful game of Hockey
Joshua Neditch
2025-01-23 22:58:15 +0000 UTCTook me 3 days to get through the last 30 minute belly button talk. I just. What the f. Andrew. Are you just self conscious about having an outtie belly button? Like this conversation has me fn floored man. Idek what to think. I think I'm gonna need to relisten to this 5 more times.
Shadadowz
2025-01-23 22:01:14 +0000 UTC10/10 episode
SomeDumbCat
2025-01-23 20:52:01 +0000 UTCAgree, this is instant classic episode
Soots
2025-01-23 19:47:44 +0000 UTCNothing brings me more joy than listening to these idiot men gab for an hour. Their laughter (at each other) fuels me through all the bullshit going on around us 😂
Linky
2025-01-23 18:03:50 +0000 UTCThis is the dumbest and funniest shit I listen to. Thank you, all 5 of you, for making me laugh so hard, even when everything else sucks.
Furitaurus
2025-01-23 17:27:19 +0000 UTCEither Andrew is playing the character of a dumb person and spends hours coming up with things he can pretend not to know, or he is actually the dumbest fucking person in the world. Good grief
R S
2025-01-23 16:59:36 +0000 UTCMexican here. That's not how you pronounce skwinkles. Its more like skwink-less. The originals look like red liquorice sticks covered in chili powder. Also the name is a misspelling of the word 'escuincle', which means kid. It's a very mexican word of Náhuatl origin. Skwinklote (escuinclote) would mean big kid.
Marco Ameneyro
2025-01-23 15:16:39 +0000 UTCI think most of their backgrounds are from either No Man's Sky or Fallout: 76
Tim Lyen
2025-01-23 15:06:26 +0000 UTCWith two pucks I imagined before and after photos of players having one missing tooth to several/all gums 😂
Em
2025-01-23 14:00:55 +0000 UTCI am so here for Squirrel Lite. Also, for the Draft / Ranker, you guys should make it the goal to have the widest range across the rankings, which would make the draft have an awesome twist to it
Joseph Caputo
2025-01-23 13:00:19 +0000 UTCWatching this at work (HEB) and I will now be getting Skwinkles at the end of my shift.
Jacob Hoover
2025-01-23 12:11:31 +0000 UTCWhy? Its no different than movie trailers or sneak previews. Just a glimpse of upcoming content to make you excited for what’s coming next.
Communist bigfoot
2025-01-23 11:18:34 +0000 UTCSkwinke hard or die trying
Andrey Chichagov
2025-01-23 09:24:53 +0000 UTCSpummin summer to skwinkle winter
Lukow
2025-01-23 05:41:07 +0000 UTCAnybody know what this background is it’s very pretty. I was thinking Witcher three. But my memory is not so great. EDIT: never mind I just noticed there’s a electrical tower in the back 🤣
Russell Richardson
2025-01-23 04:40:47 +0000 UTCWhat the hell did i just listen to.
comment leaver.
2025-01-23 04:05:32 +0000 UTCThe world is going to shit. I’m so glad I’ve got y’all to listen to. It’s gonna be a long four years. 😓 thank you for being here.
Russell Richardson
2025-01-23 04:01:39 +0000 UTCI think i get what Andrew is saying. The belly button knot would move separately from the inner/indent. Or would the indent move with the knot. Like the knot is on my should but i still have inny that indents in and is just smooth like a latex glove finger. Love you ppls
Jeffrey Brady
2025-01-23 03:41:41 +0000 UTCfun fact: skwinkle is the anglicized spelling for the spanish word escuincle, which has it's origins in the nahualt word itzcuintli, meaning "hairless dog". The mexican hairless dog, xoloitzcuintle, shares an etimological ancestor with escuincle, but escuincle just means kid/brat.
cyanann
2025-01-23 03:25:37 +0000 UTCoh i feel like geoff would love 17776
cyanann
2025-01-23 03:19:23 +0000 UTCIs Josh Johnson the comic Millie watches? Because he’s legit, he puts out like a half hour of new topical standup every week
Sumbuddy
2025-01-23 02:45:38 +0000 UTCI'm mexican-american so trust when I say I completely understand the sentiment but at the end of the day, our money funded that weekend getaway, so if you gotta take it up with anyone, take it up with yourself.
cyanann
2025-01-23 02:21:59 +0000 UTCnot too much on skwinkles, that's a lot of our childhoods 😅
cyanann
2025-01-23 02:17:32 +0000 UTCthat's the mexican way. you'd me surprised how many taquerias we have with Goku on the side of the building.
cyanann
2025-01-23 02:11:50 +0000 UTCThe word is pronounced skwink-les which is slang for little kids or runts in parts of Mexico. The duck is the mascot of the Lucas company and he's called: Pato Lucas. Most of my childhood was in Mexico. If y'all need a guy to send y'all some Lucas products once y'all have a PO box.
Victor Cuellar
2025-01-23 02:07:56 +0000 UTCI think they wanted less Sausage Talk in the episode - probably hoping they actually release a specific Sausage Talk episode. I absolutely love the Regulation crew, but I think a lot of us are tired of hearing about content months before it comes out.
Girth Worm Jim
2025-01-23 00:40:26 +0000 UTCDrunk Squirrel https://youtu.be/0b3WJx4hhaM?si=9QCO6eZIYtk8FREE
Adam Matthews
2025-01-22 23:44:43 +0000 UTCMy only reference to Lucas is those fuckin little barrels of literally just salt and lime. Now whenever I see that duck I think whatever he's selling is gonna be salty as shit
JivetheSuperTurkey
2025-01-22 23:18:29 +0000 UTCI don’t know if this has been said already, but when the guys were talking about teams not being to play because they “ran out of equipment” kind of happened this most recent Formula 1 season. Williams had a driver crash and didn’t have a backup in time so they took their second drivers car and gave it to the guy who crashed because he’s better I guess. Not really the same as football or baseball but still pretty funny
Isaiah
2025-01-22 23:13:54 +0000 UTCFrom the podcast that brought you the Jet Ski Club sunglasses strap, the episode where they talk about losing their sunglasses in the ocean for like 20 minutes hahaha.
Trent Shubirg
2025-01-22 21:59:51 +0000 UTCOh my god, Andrew is the Canadian Karl Pilkington!
Ghintec
2025-01-22 21:52:40 +0000 UTCIsn't the triangle bird the fast bird in angry birds?
Kyle Ruiz
2025-01-22 21:19:23 +0000 UTCThis is my plea to please bring back shirt haver and vck shirts. Mine have lost all their decals and I need to confuse anyone who sees my shirts
Chase Schroeder
2025-01-22 20:05:22 +0000 UTCI immediately understood what Andrew was asking with the belly button thing. That being said it is still an insane clarification. It’s a belly button.
Aidan Dressler
2025-01-22 19:25:17 +0000 UTCHe called the death star a ball
Jeff Freeman
2025-01-22 18:47:12 +0000 UTCSpeaking as someone who's lost a pair of sunglasses in the (albeit, Atlantic, rather than Pacific, ocean) I did precisely what Geoff did, but I had no such luck.
Gabriel Rosenkoetter
2025-01-22 18:43:12 +0000 UTCThe company that makes Skwinkles is "Lucas" is probably from the Mexican "Daffy Duck" which is "Pato Lucas". It looks like the company literally ripped off the Daffy Duck character and just made him a white duck instead of a black duck
Tim Lyen
2025-01-22 18:32:31 +0000 UTCre: football talk. everyone needs to read 17776 immediately
laul
2025-01-22 18:16:55 +0000 UTCthe funniest candy I’ve seen irl was Crunky from japan. but skwinkles may take the cake on that one
laul
2025-01-22 17:45:39 +0000 UTCWhen [Unnamed Comedian #1] hears you stole his idea he's gonna be pissed. Also, watch Star Wars already Andrew. Wtf. How have you seen like every movie in existance but never watched Star Wars.
Sablever
2025-01-22 17:45:21 +0000 UTCRegulation Algorithm comment! Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads!
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
2025-01-22 17:41:41 +0000 UTCEric, that's a 9—a real nine. Gavin attempting to speak stumbled things up. Otherwise, it was perfect.
Ian M
2025-01-22 17:16:21 +0000 UTCThis is a classic episode for the hole of it all.
CloudyVro
2025-01-22 16:44:04 +0000 UTCThis is an all-timer. One of the best episodes of podcasting I've had the pleasure to listen to. I want a scientist to study how all of your brains work. It's indescribable how chaotic and brilliant you guys are in a group with so many conflicting ideas and opinions. After finishing this podcast, I read the title and was reminded of the Skwinkles bit at the start and at that moment it felt like the Skwinkles bit was like a year ago. I have nothing else to say, just wow. That was an excellent hour of new content.
Leo Stanwix
2025-01-22 16:43:09 +0000 UTCThe talon is the nail at the end of the digit. Also, started watching Twin Peaks. Looking forward to more!
Sam
2025-01-22 16:24:45 +0000 UTCMy gf and I have been using the made-up term skwinkle for years. Shocked to learn its actually a thing...
B.T. Express
2025-01-22 16:12:25 +0000 UTClol lactase dlc
Tony K
2025-01-22 16:06:57 +0000 UTCDavid who like … did this man make a good movie like at least Clint made like 2-4 good movies.
Adam
2025-01-22 16:02:57 +0000 UTCGavin u bog wet bread sponge, tres leches fucks, wet cake is prime, and i don’t have the lactase dlc
Marco aka SillyFaceZero!
2025-01-22 16:01:30 +0000 UTCThat was a 10.5. I had to stop what I was doing more than once from laughing too hard
Platypie
2025-01-22 16:01:23 +0000 UTCThis was an 8
MaplexSyrup
2025-01-22 15:20:31 +0000 UTChearing geoff learn about Lynch made me much sadder than I anticipated
Carson Thorn
2025-01-22 15:11:27 +0000 UTCDoes Andrew not have a belly button?
Daniel Brown
2025-01-22 14:53:04 +0000 UTCAndrew has an AI bot calling in for the podcast so he can play GTA. If Andrew exist at all. I'm not sure anymore.
Dirk Van Daele
2025-01-22 14:43:18 +0000 UTCClones exist, but we call them identical twins.
Dirk Van Daele
2025-01-22 14:37:01 +0000 UTCYes Gavin. 100%
WW2ranger
2025-01-22 14:31:44 +0000 UTCThe King League invented by Piqué is footbal (soccer) improved by creative rules. It is very popular, so it is possible to improve a sport.
Dirk Van Daele
2025-01-22 14:02:33 +0000 UTCAndrew really is a gift to the world
A98W
2025-01-22 13:58:57 +0000 UTCYou can use a hat to shield your eyes from the sun. Why do you think Mexicans use a sombrero for? Hats float more than sunglasses and are cheaper. You need one anyway for protection against heat stroke.
Dirk Van Daele
2025-01-22 13:50:19 +0000 UTCI know I’m being sensitive and I know this was weeks ago and I am happy they get to have fun experiences, but after this week there is just something upsetting about hearing about their amazing, wonderful, probably expensive trip to Mexico. Please don’t come at me too hard for this opinion.
Spencer Hinkle
2025-01-22 13:44:23 +0000 UTCThe Tres Leches slander is insane.
Lev
2025-01-22 13:10:43 +0000 UTCThis one is for the skwinkheads
Thomas
2025-01-22 13:09:43 +0000 UTCAlso, belly buttons are not as secure as everyone is making out. Just look up urachus.
GlazedMcGuffin
2025-01-22 13:07:23 +0000 UTCPiercing holes are fistulas, and will stop healing over once they are stretched to around 10mm or so. They will still shrink if you don't put anything in it for a while, but not heal over completely. So, in response to Geoff's proposition, if your butt hole gets stretched out enough, you shouldn't need to 're-pierce' it. But thanks for the horrific mental images.
GlazedMcGuffin
2025-01-22 13:04:39 +0000 UTCA joy as always
Sean
2025-01-22 12:56:10 +0000 UTCwill Skwinkfest feature Skwink-182?
Kyle V
2025-01-22 12:34:17 +0000 UTCAre we all just going to ignore that Andrew has never seen Star Wars?
Littleroot Lessons
2025-01-22 11:55:04 +0000 UTCI could not disagree more with the person who said less sausage talk. And I think the majority of the audience would agree with me, especially if you go and look at how many views previous sausage talks have gotten.
Communist bigfoot
2025-01-22 11:51:14 +0000 UTCI want a girl who looks at me the same way Eric does when the falcon takes flight
Shadadowz
2025-01-22 11:31:19 +0000 UTCGot me screaming at 5 in the morning xD I love this episode!!
Offbeat Creates
2025-01-22 11:08:47 +0000 UTCliterally have never heard eric be more Wrong than when he claimed tres leches cake wasnt WET ?? if its not absolutely SOAKED in milk and sitting in a puddle you've done it terribly wrong
Sam
2025-01-22 11:05:39 +0000 UTC"What did you just learn" is hilarious
DudeRetro
2025-01-22 10:42:34 +0000 UTCYour guys pronunciation of skwinkles is great. Just hearing about them brings back so many childhood memories. Geoff you’re a hero, I don’t understand why anybody would bring something valuable and not secure it somehow. Andrews mind is a wonderful thing sometimes. On the clone thing, bdsm is a thing.
Anthony Dewitt
2025-01-22 10:17:25 +0000 UTCInstant classic of an episode, holy shit
Dirk Bogan
2025-01-22 10:10:41 +0000 UTCgeoff was the first person I thought of when I heard the news. also seconding don’t smoke. it’s bad for you. source: dead mom from lung cancer. bunches. grapes grow in bunches. not pods. if skwinkles come in chunks do they also have creamy? skwinks unite! the ratman was afraid of the bird with sharp toenails. gavin doesn’t like soggy milk cake? shocker. look at the sheen! oura ring: 7 shits but you slept well I wonder how often Meg and Emily and Eric’s Smol Wife look at each other and question some of their life choices. the sport that regularly breaks out in fist fights needs more tension? agreed. my food bar would always be full but I’d be constantly dying of exhaustion and thirst. six pack of squirrels: next regulation shirt. andrew definitely grew up being told that if he kept playing with his belly button he’d dig into his stomach. 🪢 🕳️❔ imagine if your mouth moves around your body but not the opening? 😳 not here for butthole hymens. strategic defensive deficiencies…? to the kool-aid man every wall is a door. got pretty existential there. yeah, it was the belly button. rating: 9.7/10
Summer
2025-01-22 09:28:51 +0000 UTCBanger. #nobuttonboyz
Tim Harris
2025-01-22 09:24:16 +0000 UTCAnyone know what game the last few B-rolls have been from?
William Bee
2025-01-22 08:55:30 +0000 UTCHow long until regulation.skwinkles links to the patreon?
Dave Blankenship
2025-01-22 08:49:29 +0000 UTCSkwinkles are a Mexican classic.
Knockout Nunez
2025-01-22 08:17:51 +0000 UTCLet’s gooo!
Andee
2025-01-22 08:08:50 +0000 UTC"I’m a greater believer in Zimmer, and I find the harder I listen the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson
SirFriesFried
2025-01-22 08:00:14 +0000 UTC
