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Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Merry Christmas, human dog show, italian tube confidence, dry needling, nostril holes = mouth size?, hot dog nostril, Indiana Jones, the staredown, falling, Trap movie, sarsaparilla, on tap, Coke Freestyle, Gavin the neighbors guy, the most important series of the day, hot dogs, marsoupial, the most soupable marsupial, bat not bat draft, a person enthusiast, and bomb diffusal.
Really late to this, but I love Sioux City Sarsaparilla and root beer. Up here in Ohio I get six packs at a farmers market when I go to get corn on the cob when they’re in season.
Apathetic_Titan
2025-01-11 05:11:16 +0000 UTC
Batman is a bat man, Bruce Wayne is a bat guy
Deats
2025-01-06 14:29:22 +0000 UTC
And on that note, Fallout 1/2 also weren’t made by Bethesda, and also are great.
Brian Burkhardt
2025-01-01 22:38:48 +0000 UTC
I’m the same, but we all played NV for years and never realized it isn’t spelled Sasparilla. It’s written right in game.
Brian Burkhardt
2025-01-01 22:38:19 +0000 UTC
How does Andrew not know about the “interesting” thing that happened to Gavin?
Robert Gibbens
2025-01-01 20:27:52 +0000 UTC
So, the fishing jamboree
Ivan Garcia
2024-12-31 18:44:05 +0000 UTC
I would have a Wingstop ranch tap in my kitchen
Russ
2024-12-31 08:14:41 +0000 UTC
Gavin saying he's never seen sasparillas written when he has gone out of his way to say he played Fallout: New Vegas sent me in a way I cannot explain. Wonderful episode!
Benjamin Harper
2024-12-31 04:44:40 +0000 UTC
The most useful knowledge I got from this was that vampires that don't NEED blood to live are not vampires.
Shadadowz
2024-12-30 21:39:33 +0000 UTC
I've been a huge fan of Batman my entire life (33 years old). The Bruce Wayne/Batman conversation stressed me out so much I had to go eat something to get some dopamine
BonemanZ
2024-12-30 16:32:48 +0000 UTC
Plus Bruce Wayne is afraid of bats, that's part of why he picked a bat to be his mask.
Lia DeKesthler
2024-12-30 02:05:56 +0000 UTC
Gavin missed one of the best questions, instead of “is a tick a vampire” I feel like a better question is is a vampire a parasite
Fi lmy
2024-12-29 02:29:46 +0000 UTC
Also I hope to god they put a heavy blanket or something under the tube because someone’s busting a knee on a rock otherwise
IcePokeTwoSoon
2024-12-29 01:48:00 +0000 UTC
Balloon in the mouth is worth 2 in the nose is the funniest thing that had no reaction on air lmao
IcePokeTwoSoon
2024-12-29 01:47:06 +0000 UTC
Andrew says Bruce Wayne is more of a bat than batman, when he isn't. An enthusiast is a different point
Toby Ives-Moody
2024-12-28 18:18:42 +0000 UTC
I do have a beer tap in my house, 2 technically, and it’s fabulous
Evan Alderson
2024-12-28 17:04:22 +0000 UTC
Andrew, when it comes to bombs, remember what a famous bat enthusiast once said, “Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.”
Dhuvy
2024-12-28 03:50:57 +0000 UTC
The Alvin and the chipmunks joke eviscerated me
LynkedLyd
2024-12-27 18:57:01 +0000 UTC
Wait so my right nostril isn't supposed to collapse like that
Sean
2024-12-27 15:49:03 +0000 UTC
Greg Miller gave a non PlayStation game a bad review, I’m shocked!
Joshua Neditch
2024-12-27 03:08:47 +0000 UTC
The Batman conversation gives the same energy as listening to goon chatter in Arkham Knight
Alyssa L Miller
2024-12-26 23:41:17 +0000 UTC
We need RT Animations for the Batman not Bat conversation
Nicholas Zook Brimer
2024-12-26 23:01:26 +0000 UTC
I think andrew is trying to say that the point of the Bats Not Bats idea is that whatever the thing is, its most definitely NOT a bat, and Batman toes the line too closely between Bat and Not a Bat, and since Bruce Wayne is more definitively Just a Guy and NOT a Bat, he is more not-a-bat-bat-esque than Batman?
J
2024-12-26 18:50:51 +0000 UTC
andrew almost saying Bruce Wayne and Batman are "one in the same" at 53:48 while also trying to argue Bruce Wayne is more bat-esque than Batman is insane
J
2024-12-26 18:47:42 +0000 UTC
PG-13 came about because of Raiders and Gremlins. They released PG and parents thought they were too scary for kids, so the PG-13 rating was created, and the first movie to be released with it was Red Dawn.
ViciousWarGoose
2024-12-26 17:18:07 +0000 UTC
Was listening to this episode while going through Chick-fil-a and the sweet lady who gave me my drinks said she loved the landscape on my phone. So good job whoever picked this one 😂
Rachel F
2024-12-26 17:08:38 +0000 UTC
As Gavin said, I understood what he was saying but I don’t know why he was saying it. In the first place they are obviously one in the same, but from an outside perspective where you don’t know Bruce Wayne is Batman there is a 0% chance that you can think that Bruce Wayne is a bigger “bat guy” than the dude who dresses up as a giant bat, hangs upside down, lives in the bat-cave, drives the Batmobile, and glides through the night sky with bat wings. Bruce Wayne is a “billionaire playboy philanthropist”, not a bat guy
Preston Collins
2024-12-26 15:24:49 +0000 UTC
I thought I understood Andrew but when I tried to write this comment I confused myself so I don’t know anymore
Wander B
2024-12-26 15:02:14 +0000 UTC
Batman is a crime enthusiast. When he's a bat, he's way more into bad guys than other bats. When he's Bruce though, all he's thinking about all day is his money and his obsession with bats
windyMelon
2024-12-26 14:32:19 +0000 UTC
I think I had a stroke listening to the bat conversation.
Tony Mondloch
2024-12-26 11:00:46 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas!!
Nicholas Zook Brimer
2024-12-26 09:51:36 +0000 UTC
This actually might be their best podcast episode yet and Im not saying this lightly
Tony K
2024-12-26 09:29:57 +0000 UTC
I can’t be the only one who was with Andrew 100 on the Batman thing
adaminthewestt
2024-12-26 06:31:23 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas
Robert Sealand
2024-12-26 05:17:32 +0000 UTC
I need a supplemental of the Regulation crew running through a human dog course
Sterling Raymond
2024-12-26 05:04:01 +0000 UTC
Eric please notice the rat kangaroo😂
Russell Richardson
2024-12-26 03:00:47 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas everyone! May your new year be Regulation as F**k!!!
Russell Richardson
2024-12-26 02:53:02 +0000 UTC
We all know Spielberg had PG-13 created for Raiders and not for the very fictional wolverines of Red Dawn, right?
Swoll Tits
2024-12-26 01:40:43 +0000 UTC
Sarsa not sas, these whipper-snappers don't know anything about that old style sarsaparilla, that old generation pop.
VampyroMoreLikeTheRockIsGonnaVampRowRowRowYourBoatStraightUpYourCandyAssIFYASMEEEEEEEEEL
2024-12-26 01:13:36 +0000 UTC
Knowing that the fishing jamboree is coming out tomorrow makes the argument for them not releasing it in December even funnier
William Bee
2024-12-26 00:58:16 +0000 UTC
could it be fishing jamboree in call of the wild? :O
sugarpuss
2024-12-26 00:55:31 +0000 UTC
I wouldn’t mind it if they didn’t also talk about it multiple times. Every time they bring it up I get excited that maybe they’ve quietly released another. But no dice.
Still, they’re worth the wait I think.
jbeischer
2024-12-25 23:55:18 +0000 UTC
That would be a great shirt honestly
jbeischer
2024-12-25 23:53:32 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas, Everyone! Awesome episode to listen to while prepping my Turkey. Hope everybody has a fun holiday.
mythicalJayde
2024-12-25 22:45:52 +0000 UTC
Wait Gavin comes from a place Leicester is pronounced “Lester” why is he shocked about sarsaparilla?
Firstoph
2024-12-25 21:39:56 +0000 UTC
This rules
Joe
2024-12-25 20:33:25 +0000 UTC
We need a brown Gurpler that has "Gursasperilla" or "Gurplerilla"
Zaryn Dunn
2024-12-25 20:17:53 +0000 UTC
47:36 "I took a swing at it, I've never done it" goodbye 🤣
Sam
2024-12-25 17:43:27 +0000 UTC
Andrews "I'm a person. That doesn't mean I'm a person enthusiast." might be a regulation quote
AEPSchmitt
2024-12-25 17:31:59 +0000 UTC
NEW FISHING JAMBOREE?!?!?!?!
Shwafta
2024-12-25 16:33:31 +0000 UTC
Geoff, Should be able to find sarsaparilla at the air force base
AsylumPilot
2024-12-25 15:16:57 +0000 UTC
So when are the million plus Gears of War vids going to be released?
VaelysAU
2024-12-25 15:07:24 +0000 UTC
Yes, I understand what Andrew is saying. No, I don't agree with him.
Steven Skidmore
2024-12-25 15:03:45 +0000 UTC
Regulation Algorithm comment!. Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads!
Merry Christmas/Happy-holidays everyone!
Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg
2024-12-25 14:34:12 +0000 UTC
I agree with Andrew, Rocket Raccoon probably could survive being hit by a bus
Pokara
2024-12-25 14:29:35 +0000 UTC
Yeah I think you nailed it. I was treating Batman and Bruce Wayne as the same person.
Libby Goldstein
2024-12-25 14:20:53 +0000 UTC
Regulation Seasons Greetings and merry Christmas
Darren Lloyd
2024-12-25 14:12:48 +0000 UTC
Happy Zimmas
SirFriesFried
2024-12-25 14:02:57 +0000 UTC
I’m gonna listen to this later but came to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my fellow Regulators out there. Hope y’all have the day you deserve.
Jerrick Davis
2024-12-25 13:49:17 +0000 UTC
No I, unfortunately, understand where he's coming from. He's trying to say that because you are a thing, it doesn't mean you are into the thing. The problem is that he's treating Bruce Wayne and batman as separate people when they are the same person and that's where it gets confusing...??? Right?? My brain hurts.
Jordan Reid
2024-12-25 13:32:29 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas everyone! God bless you all!
Spencer Coffman
2024-12-25 13:25:22 +0000 UTC
I totally understand Andrews batman view. Batman doens't care about bats. Bruce Wayne is monstrously invested into bats both financially and emotionally. Batman is just Bruces own bat.
Silvester
2024-12-25 13:18:10 +0000 UTC
I'm normally an Andrew Defender but what the hell was that bat tangent?
Libby Goldstein
2024-12-25 13:00:23 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas boys! Hope you guys have a great time with your families today 🧡
Nicole Garcia
2024-12-25 12:56:55 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas from Scotland to the Regulation Crew and to all the Regulation Watchers and Listeners.
This year has gone by so fast.
From the sadness of losing RT to the excitement of realising it still lives on in some respect. To the shit I've been dealing with both in my personal and professional life. You've always been there, making me smile, laugh hysterically, cry uncontrollably, think about the world in some really weird ways.
I like to think of Andrew and Gavin's brains going like a really fast level of Breakout or Tetris. Sometimes it's hard to keep up with. But it's always fun to watch.
In one way or another y'all have been a positive in my life for over 20 years (gawd I'm old). Geoff, I've been skulking around since the early days of RT and you have been a constant. A constant source of joy and comedy and creativity and inspiration. And humanity.
Nick and Eric, to come from behind the scenes and then become such an integral part of the Community and the content that gets me through another day. Thank you. Thank you all.
To the Crew and the Community, I am so happy and proud to still be a part of this awesome nonsense.
Love you all. Happy Holidays. XXX
Kezz21
2024-12-25 12:41:41 +0000 UTC
For bat not bat, just wanna give a shout out to Batmanuel from The Tick!
Leonie F
2024-12-25 12:30:02 +0000 UTC
I would love to see The Regulation Dog Show
Liquor cause I know her
2024-12-25 12:05:22 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas guys!
Owen
2024-12-25 11:57:06 +0000 UTC
🎄Merry Chrysler 💝
Raider the Animator
2024-12-25 11:43:29 +0000 UTC
I'm guessing Gavin won the argument because the fishing rodeo jamboree is coming out on the 28th lol. Spoilers.
Benjamin Garner
2024-12-25 11:41:31 +0000 UTC
OH MY GOD I JUST HIT PLAY 😂😂
Raider the Animator
2024-12-25 11:37:42 +0000 UTC
Been sipping Japanese whiskey all day, no shots for me ;)
Ben “Dante” Reeves
2024-12-25 11:34:38 +0000 UTC
Aww hope you have a good solo mate, enjoy this time of looking after and treating yourself ❤🎄🎁 (now do a shot) 🥃
Raider the Animator
2024-12-25 11:33:47 +0000 UTC
Best Christmas quote I've seen so far 🤣
Raider the Animator
2024-12-25 11:29:23 +0000 UTC
Legendary episode ON Christmas/First night of Hanukkah is absolutely insane!! What a gift!!
Owen
2024-12-25 11:17:10 +0000 UTC
Sarsaparilla is like the grandfather of root beer, there is a difference taste wise but not that big of one. I’m not from Austin but I’ve had good luck with getting them at BevMo.
Andrew continues to be such a gem. I was sorta understanding what he says, even sort of agreeing with him but as he tried to explain it more, I just got confused and found his take pretty insane.
For vampires, it depends on the type imo. This is for both the turn into a bat and for consuming only blood to survive.
I usually read the description before listening since it gives me a highlight reel of the content coming my way.
It’s not that hard to just not jerk it for a week or more.
Happy holidays to all my fellow regulation listeners and to you give for providing great content week after week.
Anthony Dewitt
2024-12-25 11:02:30 +0000 UTC
this was a 10/10 episode. it feels like somehow every one of your houses had a carbon monoxide leak, bravo!!!
laul
2024-12-25 10:08:21 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas y’all! Thanks for the podcast today, was a great way to finish my solo Christmas.
Ben “Dante” Reeves
2024-12-25 10:04:25 +0000 UTC
okay sarsaparilla HAS to be a mandela effect because what the hell. what the hell is that
laul
2024-12-25 09:49:32 +0000 UTC
How Gavin described the communal soda fountain is kind of how the random vending machines you'll see in Japan work. Someone in my old neighborhood did it. An apartment building or neighborhood group will go in on a vending machine together. Depending on where you live you can make a profit, but generally it's mostly just uses by the locals.
アダム
2024-12-25 09:03:47 +0000 UTC
perfect repeat with the any drink from the tap conversation lmao
Michael M
2024-12-25 08:45:13 +0000 UTC
to quote that slade song IIIIIIIITS CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAS
Josh
2024-12-25 08:31:38 +0000 UTC
Oh boy 3 am
Carlos Munguia
2024-12-25 08:16:09 +0000 UTC
Let’s goooo!! Merry Christmas
Andee
2024-12-25 08:11:25 +0000 UTC
This is the only thing I wanted on Christmas this year! Merry Christmas everyone
Dinkleberg65
2024-12-25 08:08:34 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas everyone ❤️ 🎄
Amy Gratton
2024-12-25 08:07:38 +0000 UTC
OH BOY MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Dustin
2024-12-25 08:07:36 +0000 UTC
Merry Christmas everyone.
GhostSoup831
2024-12-25 08:07:09 +0000 UTC