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*SPOILERS: we WILL tell you how much the Moon weighs in this episode*
Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about New York Grooves & others, a music refresh, Geoff's boring life, taking advantage of flags, misheard lyrics, picnic table credit, we'll never be Blaine, Gavin is still weird, headphone hell, limbo living, half the pack, stupid chickens, hot dog research, how many hot dogs is the moon, clicker game, Twisters sounds, and Twisters dog.

What 3 Words Locations // The Most Boring 90 Minutes [14] - Patreon Ad-Free

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Together you and I make up about 100 dogs a year 😂😂😂

Kyle V

You're either a 4 hot dogs in a sitting or 4 hot dogs a year sort of person imo. I'm the latter for sure 😅

Haylee Flight

"6 packs" and the like are genetic. Some people can work just as hard as others and get 4 packs while others get 12 packs; it is entirely up to each person's body and they cannot change it with extra diet or exercise techniques. 🙂

Haylee Flight

I heard this episode and instantly the same day my AirPods got stolen and now I’m right there with you in headphone hell :/

Steven5002

If you want some good headphones, go with OpenRun by Shokz. Bone conducting headphones so they fit over your ears comfortably, your ears stay free. 6+ hours of battery life.

Tim Robinson

Only in the making, not the listening.

Regulation Brenton

And yet somehow there's no drugs involved in this podcast.

A Cow Pi

I think Geoff’s point of life being pointless a lot of the time proves the point of needing to live and appreciate the moment. You’re not going to remember every moment, but if you sit and appreciate that moment while it happens it isn’t a waste

nick h

Do not remove pin flags it’s illegal. Also pipe line companies buy land that they want to put lines through and build parks on them to hide that infrastructure

Anthony Thompkins

I wonder how much hot dog eating contests drive up the average for the rest of us cuz boy my 0 hot dogs a year is certainly driving that average down as a man who does not care for them.

Matthew Hughes

Oh, Colorado has ///clench.shampoo.bottle

Emily Turner

I look unhinged out of context lol. I guess in context is not much better... -__-

Emily Turner

That 3 word location app is absolutely what Andrew needs for people to find his door

Chase Pendleton

Andrew needs to realise that if you want to see a good tornado film, he needs to watch sharknado. That's where tornado films peeked

Toby Ives-Moody

Might have already been mentioned but what3words can work without signal, and great for emergencies if you don't know where you are. That was it's intended use really, pinpoint accuracy, as emergency services use this service, and will even ask for it at times

Toby Ives-Moody

I read your comments before listening and had no idea what you're on about. But this is great and I hope they see these, haha.

Regulation Brenton

I heard the Incan Emperor got a new one recently.

Regulation Brenton

///regulation.cosmic.crisp is smack dab in the middle of the Pacific

Emily Turner

In Romania we have ///sushi.container.slip

Emily Turner

Another one in the ocean, this time off the coast of Oman... ///define.regulation.condiment

Emily Turner

///regulation.monkey.movie is in the ocean off the coast of Mexico!

Emily Turner

The country of Georgia (I think) has ///overly.burger.confident

Emily Turner

Somewhere in Utah is... ///extra.medium.shirt

Emily Turner

In Halo 2’s bomb return cutscene, the Master Chief conservatively kills 1 million aliens aboard the carrier. Taking into account the novels, he would be in the tens of millions. The Spartans with the highest kill count is measured in the billions.

Harrison Chin

That one is pretty good

Luke Elliott

100% has a good groove

Luke Elliott

Saw Twisters, loved it.

Joshua Neditch

For idle clicker games, I cannot recommend https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/ enough. Clicker game with some massive twists

Philip Miller

In what3words, 10 downing street is input.caring.brain

chris courtney

Regarding grooves: Stella has one (although she lost it for a bit), so I assume anywhere she goes also has a groove while she's there. And of course we know that there's one 'in the heart'.

John C

I've been Re-Listening to F**kFace, I'm up to Episode 30. It's a crazy coincidence I think that in that Episode, Andrew explains his closet dog strategy and how he's eating closet dogs constantly, and here in this episode he admits he only had them once.

Frank Allen

The Soviet Union’s national anthem goes so incredibly hard. It’s so inspirational it made me a communist

Jackbean

I wonder who invented the 2nd floor

Andrew Perez

Geoff to solve your airpod situation buy Moondrop Space Travel for 25$ they will last you and sound better than airpods.

Brett H

Could have an audio of Gavin saying “cookie clicker” too when pressed like a Staples “easy” button does

RegulationGraham

Instead of just dogs they should also count cookies. Would be a good opportunity for Unifarm to make a physical “Cookie Clicker” so that keeping track is not only easy but it also nets the boys a few bucks.

RegulationGraham

There is a lovely pretentious beer called Fear Movie Lions. The 3 word thing is neat.

Yo Mama

I had a pair of AirPods where one stopped working right, but I just had to throw it against the wall every once in a while and it would work again. Maybe that will work for Geoff.

Nick O'Brien

Also, Gavin talking about tornado sounds unlocked a childhood memory. We had Twister on VHS and it was my first experience with the THX logo sound effect. I thought it was terrifying, and for the longest time believed it played before the movie because that was the sound a tornado makes.

Thomas

This was a weird one

Wes

My favorite part was Geoff muttering calculations to himself while Andrew fought for his life trying to figure out dog math

Thomas

Hey, don't often feel compelled to comment, but I build picnic tables at work - mostly on rainy days. The way we build them is consistently tragic

Blues_ Clewes

You eatin 468 dogs a year!?!

Logan Jackson

Gavin should get jacked now just to prove Andrew wrong. Also I'd love seeing a jacked Gavin, I feel like that would be really weird and make me feel really uncomfortable but I really wanna see it

Kanoles

Excited for the first merch drop to have a secret special rare version hidden at a random 3 word location 😂

Erica Lazarow

They specifically brought this idea up to make fun of it because it sucks and is stupid, and here you are saying you actually wish it was real

Smick E. Dibbly

I think Eric's great, I don't see everyone's problem. Also begging you guys to ditch the silly Apple products and invest in some quality JBL wireless over the ear headphones. The #1 feature is their 40 hour battery life and impressive range. I nailed a pair at TJMaxx for 50$, significantly cheaper than your Apple earbuds for less hassle charging and connecting. JBL for life

Sam

Not to stop Geoff from calling them 6 slacks but if I remember righr, the amount of abs an Individual can sport is genetically determined. It's based on the number of tendinous intersections a person has in their abdomen.

Brannon Beddes

R/theydidthemath

Sam

I still really miss the opening music

imnotthatbrad

///backwater.when.tooth I thought it was fitting cus of the whole Geoff root canals

litlchef182

There's some episodes I love Eric but most of the time he just insults the people supporting him and his groups. So from that I would also like my 10 dollars to be split to where Eric gets none. Give mine to Graysie.

Avlin Starfall

What is with all the Eric hating recently? Every group needs an element of evil/point of conflict. Eric is absolutely perfect for that role

ViciousWarGoose

While technically you are correct, for someone who lives in the heart of it, we hear the ladder and we’ll throw an “apple-at-cha.”

Christopher Vance

I can’t wait for them to talk about the borderlands movie

JWoody

Definitely juiced to this

Tim Harris

Actually both pronunciations are considered correct.

Frank Allen

Tried "regulation apple pencil", but that's a square in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean :')

Marc

I eat 2 or 4 hotdogs probably 3 times a week. So I'm on the above the average side of things

Frank Allen

*SPOILER ALERT* If 40 dogs = 5lb, then that's 8 dogs/lb. So Weight of Dog-Moon = Weight of Moon * 8. So that's 8*10^23 Dogs. So eating 20 billion dogs/year, it would take 40 TRILLION years to eat Dog-Moon.

Frank Allen

I want a "which animals would be easiest to kill by hands" draft

Willie

id eat a inflated hotdog

Smick E. Dibbly

I wonder why they don't have an intro song done by Pigeon Studios. They did one for Red Web and 100% Eat

1943-Hegemon

I use some bone-conduction headphones after my mom showed me the set she had. They're great! I use them all the time for phone calls and casually listening to music, but they don't cover my ears at all so I can keep listening to the world around me if needed. They're also one piece so no losing one ear, and the battery lasts 8ish hours.

Josh O.

Not thirty-fucking-five of them, but at least 10 at once.

Logan Jackson

I bought my first airpods (1st gen) in 2021, and I used them regularly until a couple months ago when the case stopped charging one of them. I replaced them with brand new 2nd gen airpods and I'm already having similar trouble with the case sometimes. I also bought wired apple earbuds but the slightest disturbance of the wire causes static. So I bought non-apple wired earbuds, but the adapter that lets me plug them into my USB-C devices is a cheap piece of crap that constantly fails. I'm trapped in audio Hell and I need an angel to come lift me out of the depths and bring me to holy lands

Smick E. Dibbly

I can and do eat a lot of hotdogs in one sitting, but I only eat hotdogs once or twice a year.

Logan Jackson

Thanks for all the hard work on these videos/podcasts lads

Joakim XwIIcK Lundberg

Every episode is the best episode ever😂

Russell Richardson

It’s one of my favorite things when Gavin asks something then says what? to his own question.

Copper_Cooper

As someone stated above those flags are often noting underground utilities. But when I worked at a nature reserve we used flags to mark certain plants. Sometimes seedlings so we could find them to water, or invasive species to be removed, or plants with insect or fungal problems. That may be the case for parks and trails

Fyurae

Bedourie Queensland is apple.saucy,rats. Tried to go for Piss.Boy.Rats but that apparently doesn't have one

ThatoneGuyoverThere33

Geoff should make some Regulation Earpods with the personalization option from JBL!

WeeStev0

I was surprised that this wasn't noticed when Andrew was googling 6-packs.

Killroy Jenkins

Let’s see nick at the mall in them boots

A98W

New Zealand's anthem slaps but I am quite indoctrinated via Rugby

Chaz Surfboard

I had to become a comment leaver just to tell Eric it's "apple-at-chan" and not "Appa-lay-shun"

Christopher Vance

My favorite square in the vicinity of the entrance is jabs.outperform.intellect or flyover.ready.scorpions

Silvester

Coming up on episode 16—can't wait to find out how many episode 16s we'll have this time around!

Riley Pearsall

You can charge your headphones with your phone using a type c to lightning cable. I believe so anyways.

Sawyer Cunningham

You should find out the three word address for Sloppy Joe's and put that on a shirt all stylized and shit

Silvester

hi, so I am a utility locator in a way for a certain company. Geoff do not touch those flags. If you move those and someone hits the utility under them you can get a huge fine of up to $10,000. Their purpose is to Mark underground utilities, so people do not hit them when they dig. If you must put flags down for your own purpose, be sure not to use pink, blue, green, orange, purple or red. All of those mean different things, and are very useful to utility companies and contractors.

Tristan

The moon consists of 1.296 yottadogs. Or 1.296*10^24

Michael Rosenburg

Not fully regulation but I've found "///them.regulated.squares" which is as close to "the regulation square" as I can find!

Nick Junker

70 hot dogs a year is 6 hotdogs a month almost. I eat 4 in a sitting. Wym?

Kyle V

Eric's been doing the Andrew Easter egg thing with his headphones that's why they're always dead

Kyle V

The 6-12 pack thing is genetic, and apparently Schwarzenegger only has a 4 pack.

Alan Reynolds

well obviously the 3 words should be where the billboard is in deputy

Summer

Geoff’s hot hog average has to be offset by a subset of blue collar guys who just eat tons of hot dogs. For example, I work for a delivery company, this past weekend they bought a big block of tickets for our local minor league’s game and gave them out. My wife and I ended up sitting next to the truck load/warehouse guys, and I watched one dude eat 13 hot dogs in one sitting. It was insane.

Seth King

As an American and a music lover. I've always felt that the Canadian national anthem was banger.....Azerbaijan's national anthem makes them sound like "the bad guys"

Nathan Sweatt

Hearing it again, the numbers for the hot dogs still seem inflated, I want to know how they got to that amount or if thy just based it on how many were sold which I think would double whatever the real number is. Can't wait to see these gta heists. Andrew is insane and we love him for it.

Anthony Dewitt

My grandad grew up on a farm in Italy and has taught all of us how to hypnotise chickens. It would be a really cool party trick if more parties had chickens

Holly Vee

"People are going to be ripping their hair out" Gavin, there is nothing more Regulation than 'Andrew calculates hotdog to moon weight via a million dollars'

Dirk Bogan

This podcast made me charge my headphones before work.

Robert Gibbens

I have over 2000 hours on the Steam version of Cookie Clicker and I am not proud of that

Egan

Geof,f usually their purpose is for marking underground pipes and wires, you could make people avoid digging in spots and cause a lot of confusion and extra work. Idk about the legality though. The Bean Hole in Pequot Lakes is directly on market.sculpture.alien, although it spans from burn.shadow.brand and sings.text.refuse all the way to fuels.tube.holly and fries.having.lifts. Some notable names included in the span are clean.voices.grew, and pine.detect.vibrate. When I was there I got some really fucking good fries over by mental.helps.cakes. Something un-messy to keep my F*ck Face Jersey clean. When I was in line for my beans I was at about cling.crip.insist and a fellow Regulation Listener from pull.oiled.snake hollered out "Is that UniFarm?!?". We shared and awkward hand shake/fist bump, then I got anxious and left before meeting up with them. And yes, I would have sifted around the fries and eaten non-cum-covered ones. I do not condone sharing earbuds and ear sweat cuz that's kinda gross. Lil smokies, those little BBQ cook out ones should be like 3 to 1 ratio. Feel free to juice.

Joker

You guys are insane, I love this show so much. Thank you for continuing to do this.

Nikki Webb

“The most boring 90 minutes” *proceeds to check the length of the episode*

Spoon

The headphone talk made me remember that I will never forgive apple for starting the trend of removing headphone jacks on phones and now we have to charge them. We didn't have to do that, you could just plug them into you're phone and jam out.

Fungal

The little flags are usually marking buried utilities or irrigation. Not sure how strict the color standardization is but yellow is often for gas lines. Red for electrical and blue for water.

Spencer

Is the background rdr2?

Jon Chavez

Out of pocket but I feel like LMGs David Gauthier is like a hotter Eric.

ethan klein

Another regulation Wednesday! Another regulation episode baby!

Jacob McArthur

10/10 episode

Anthony Perez


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