A Baker's Dozen // The Brimley Trap [13]
Added 2024-08-07 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about best place to get a sunburn, beverage dilemma, whiff test, cleaning out Andrew's fridge, Andrew's desk, Twisters, Deadpool & Wolverine, glory hole balls, House Heck, exploding zapper, exploded hose, swim raccoon, what is an EMP, what do things sound like, and the finishing of the smut.
Can we please get Nick to read the audio version of your smut?
Shelden Schmitt
2024-08-10 04:09:01 +0000 UTC
When Eric won, this lost alot of interest. How about most wins of the night gets the prize?
Lee
2024-08-09 11:43:57 +0000 UTC
Imagine getting the neuro link from Elon Musk and then getting EMPed
Steven McNiel
2024-08-09 04:19:11 +0000 UTC
The clutch my pearls girls should all host a regulation supplemental episode with Geoff and Gavin and read Geoff & Gavinβs smut
Xavier Sherman
2024-08-09 01:04:11 +0000 UTC
With major league fan Jacksβs extended history of soft core pornography, I think he should be the narrator for the smut audiobook.
Jacob Dooley
2024-08-08 23:00:50 +0000 UTC
Geoff screaming about "where is the poor boy supposed to eat" fucking killed me ππ
Y@
2024-08-08 22:11:22 +0000 UTC
if you're willing to drink a four-month old slushie but not willing to eat a pencil, I don't know what your deal is because one of those is VASTLY more dangerous to consume and it's not the one that's made of wood
Gurp Durpler
2024-08-08 21:35:43 +0000 UTC
I don't want to divulge personal info but Gavin might want to get an engineer and attorney in mind for his pool. The leak in his pool may be from reactive siliceous chert within the mortar. I work in the construction industry within a "forensic geology lab" and I can't count how many samples we've received specifically from Austin Texas that have had this same exact problem over the past couple years.
A busted can of pinto beans
2024-08-08 18:07:22 +0000 UTC
The smut y'all wrote should definitely be an ebook!! I want to be able to recommend it to my friends!
Raisa
2024-08-08 17:38:10 +0000 UTC
Not going to explain this great butβ¦.
With the summer movie thing, maybe with however much money your movies make this year, maybe next year you can use that with picking by the movie budget. For example:Deadpool 2 movie made 785.8 so the money βyou madeβ goes to you picking Deadpool & Wolverine whose budget was 115 million.
Does that make sense? π€£
Jessica_C
2024-08-08 14:02:21 +0000 UTC
Andrewβ¦..if something has been in your fridge for more than, I would say a couple of weeks, throw it away. π€£ Iβm with Gavin, why are yβall trying to kill that man?
Andrew is single, isnβt he?
Jessica_C
2024-08-08 13:34:42 +0000 UTC
"Tom Cruise Hole" is killing me
AEPSchmitt
2024-08-08 11:56:37 +0000 UTC
The sheer joy of listening to three grown, straight men try to figure out how a glory hole works is sending me.
Never change.
Benjamin Oliverio
2024-08-08 03:31:17 +0000 UTC
I am dying at the mental image of a wall with three holes in it and all you can see is a mouth and two arms sticking through it.
Richard Wilt
2024-08-07 23:29:21 +0000 UTC
Smut reading is perfect opportunity to have a "my dad wrote a porno" podcasters collab and have them read it as a supplemental
Philip Miller
2024-08-07 21:39:08 +0000 UTC
im with Eric, hes gotta drink it
Cameron Johnson
2024-08-07 20:54:28 +0000 UTC
Just get Larry to read the smut thatβs what heβs good at
Dominick ott
2024-08-07 20:35:06 +0000 UTC
Why not have Larry read the smut for old times sake
Fyurae
2024-08-07 17:59:41 +0000 UTC
For the smut what if there is a special cross over episode where CMP reads it for a regulation supplemental.
Jessee Juarez
2024-08-07 17:53:36 +0000 UTC
Boba shop manager, that seal is not fucking refrigerator safe. 2 days? Sure why not. 4 months? You're gonna be fucked
Harrison Miller
2024-08-07 17:49:32 +0000 UTC
The earth has been EMPed by coronal mass ejections from the sun. The one that "hit" was the Carrington Event in 1859. Luckily, we weren't very electrified then, so there was minimal impact (basically some messed up telegraphs.)
We narrowly avoided one in 2012. If it would have hit, we probably would have been in for some serious hurt. It's one of those major x-risk concerns.
Jeremy Bentham
2024-08-07 17:43:02 +0000 UTC
Gavin, gloryholes are either just enough space for the shaft or the hole is slightly larger to be able to fit your whole cock and balls through the hole. If there are more gay cruising tips you need just hmu
Britney Barker
2024-08-07 15:40:23 +0000 UTC
Yes, we accidentally EMPed a bunch of the pacific islands during a nuclear test. This was long ago when the US was testing out new designs.
Kracka
2024-08-07 15:39:34 +0000 UTC
I think it would be a cool idea to do a supplemental with clutch my pearls to do a reading of the smut story.
Dilan
2024-08-07 14:40:02 +0000 UTC
So is Gavin's natural enemy the beaver since he doesn't like standing water?
Also scan your head Andrew!
Ardvark Man
2024-08-07 13:37:07 +0000 UTC