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[FIRST DIBS] One True King Long Sleeve
Added 2023-01-13 02:09:36 +0000 UTCHowdy Patreon friends. We're giving you first dibs on these must-have merch items. Grab 'em now before they sell out when we post on our socials ;)
Comments
So after having this shirt for 1 week, here's my review: this shwag is like John McClain's sandwich board in DH3 - only "kinda fun." More than 3 YA, hot topic rockin' gas station cashier young ladies have all asked: 1) how does one pronounce the "Z word " on my shirt ? And 2) wtf does it mean? Thus - a natural doorway opens, allowing me to evangelize LPOTL as well as Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell. This shirt is the most successful attempt at a Psy-Op Henry Thomas has ever produced π πππ€ Hail Satan, ya'll!
Kevin Fuller
2023-01-22 20:30:55 +0000 UTCLol, I was gonna comment I wish there were bigger sizes for these type of shirts.
Kylie Miracle
2023-01-20 00:27:06 +0000 UTCYou should sell clothes for fat people.
Courier
2023-01-14 08:24:36 +0000 UTCJust bought mine π€
Kevin Fuller
2023-01-13 21:01:03 +0000 UTCScotland needs these.
Jim Taylor aka Huff The Talbot
2023-01-13 20:43:26 +0000 UTCWith that illustration I wish it said "only Satan can judge me" tbh
Shabozz
2023-01-13 17:38:57 +0000 UTCSuch a shame you don't ship to the U.K.
2023-01-13 16:55:39 +0000 UTCOrdered
Mr. Sloppy Porkchoppy
2023-01-13 05:52:19 +0000 UTC
