Marcus Reads the Bible, Part One
Added 2016-01-07 20:45:21 +0000 UTCIt's the Bible.
[More bonus audio to come!]
Comments
100% increased my sub just for this, i am giggling like a small child and it's been all of a minute. thank you for giving this wild mess a reading in the tone it deserves
elle marr
2020-06-05 05:22:34 +0000 UTCWhen you have a great orator reading what originally was an Oral Tradition copied to written word, it is pure gold! Love it Marcus, can't wait for you to do the Vedras or Quran!
2020-04-10 02:14:19 +0000 UTCLike, how did god even know that water was water. Does he even have the same name for it as we do? I’ve smoked just the right amount of weed.
2019-10-22 04:52:20 +0000 UTCOh man! The good book. i remember reading these passages out of boredom in church when i was being screamed at by the preacher. Good god what a dated text. Marcus' sublte sarcasm is so welcome. it really draws out the ridiculousness of it all. People believe this
2018-03-21 01:49:11 +0000 UTCPreach!
2018-03-06 12:32:52 +0000 UTCI kept thinking about becoming a patreon supporter but always put it off until I heard "Marcus is reading the Bible" and that was it. I signed up and that's the first thing I went too! I love it!
2017-03-20 11:04:08 +0000 UTCI freakin love the way you read this Marcus LOLOLOLOL I'm actually catholic so it's cool to me but it's also hilarious to hear your inflections & crazy character & I just could not possibly love this more 😂
Anna Garcia
2016-12-07 19:34:35 +0000 UTCYou have such a soothing voice I forgot what bullshit was coming from it. Thank you Marcus. This is so relaxing and wonderful.
2016-08-07 06:56:52 +0000 UTCThe "Noah knows!" joke was very much appreciated.
2016-02-18 00:13:37 +0000 UTCWow, even when read with charisma it's still dreary nonsense. So sick of the phrase "and it was good".
Synoiz
2016-02-16 10:09:09 +0000 UTCHow about a show on scientology?
Strongarm Tactics
2016-01-25 10:28:54 +0000 UTC
