Stalker and his uncle

 UN = Uncle and SR = StalkerRoguen:

SR: “We need to know how much people confirmed, so based on that we can organize what types of food we will cook.”

UN: “Yeah, we kind of decided to make chicken(I don’t know if chicken barbecue is an exact description) and rice as a side dish.

SR: “We who? I mean, more people coming give us the opportunity to do different dishes without the base price increasing much. Why the hell would I cook tons of normal rice?”

UN: “It will be too much work and...”

SR: “If that’s the case, we can tell everyone to go into the restaurant. They will contribute with money, no? I though you wanted to make something because it’s cheaper and we can help each other. A family activity, confraternization, working together you know...”

UN: “What did you want to make?”

SR: “Well, I though about making two different bean stews... One vegan and one with pork and sausage in it, that may give us a reasonable quantity and at the same time it will not exclude anyone. Plus, the pressure cooker really takes time to cool down, so we can leave it done an hour earlier and leave the other stove burners free to-“

UN: “No, no, that’s not going to happen.”

SR: “Huh? What?”

UN: “Pork is a dirty meat. You have to update yourself, you know? My wife did a class and they said it should not be eaten at all.“

SR: “It’s that from a nutritionist? Or a biologist?”

UN: “I don’t know, but it said that-“

SR: “Then it’s bullshit." 

UN: "It’s the truth."

SR: "You do know that I know you entered the jewish religion some time ago, right?”

UN: “...”

SR: “Seriously?” 

UN: “So what? It’s the truth.”

SR: “Of course it is. I don’t have a problem with what you choose to eat or what you believe, but you are not advertising this event as a jewish cooking. The purpose is not to force an agenda in your family, it’s for cooking together, talk and confraternize. The more variety, the better.”

UN:  “Well, it’s my event and I decide what’s going to be. When you organize one, you decide it.”

SR: “...”

UN: “...” 

SR: “Oh well, alright then. You can’t count on my help. Good luck cooking for forty people.”

UN: “B-But you gave your word that you would help.”

SR: “Yeah, and now I am giving my word that I will not. See you.”

 ...

PS: He doesn’t know how to cook.

Yeah, my uncle is an idiot. But good news guys!

I think I will be able to post half an update before the end of the year. It’s a big maybe, but I will have more time now.

“Why half?”

Well, I’ve been writing and it’s kind of becoming more bigger than I presumed.

Next week is the SECRET NEW HOT ASS ARTWORK for the 6$.

Stay tuned and good week!