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Makes ya wonder

Last night I saw this in a parking deck and, first thought, assumed it was people pounding claws before they went into a movie.

But upon further inspection I saw that they were *GASP* unopened. What kind of sick fuck leaves perfectly good hard seltzer alone?

Did these people....

1) get kidnapped before they could open their bevs?

2) beamed up by aliens?

3) realize their mom was coming back to the car early from shopping and had to ditch the evidence?

I need (wrong) answers!

-m

Makes ya wonder

Comments

It’s a trap for grace lol

They were going to shotgun them in the parking garage and were sooo drunk already they got to talking thought they had shotgunned them already and went back inside saying let's get another!!! lol

Desiree Knox

I've probably done this before at a hotel parking garage. Bf and I will go out to the car on occasion to share a smoke and sometimes bring drinks. Maybe too boozed up to remember they forgot to open them before they headed back inside 🙃🤪🤣

Audrey Rothbacher

It’s one of those “what would you do?” shows, but the correct thing to do is to chug them both as fast as possible

It’s one of those hash mark running clubs, but they ran out of chalk and somehow a runner decided, “this’ll do.” The claws being their post run bevvies.

It’s just two cans on a romantic date!! Leave them alone, give them some privacy!!

Jordi Pons Pallàs

The two girls were trying to find their car. But literally saw Leslie show up (they have issues with Leslie). As soon as they saw her they put those down on the ground to distract Leslie and ran. (Leslie has a drinking problem).

I think it’s a like putting cheese in a mousetrap. They’re trying to catch white claw gabe or someone

A Tale of Two City… kids. He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious? One, destined to be married to a princess. The other, destined to be sober until she could save her nickels up to buy herself a coveted claw. The prince rides to the theatre to meet his beautiful peasant girlfriend, only to find that she had spent her last nickel to buy them each a claw. The prince slowly lowered the claws he had brought onto the ground and hid them behind his horse, as not to embarrass the peasant girl. Slowly, they both pranced off into the sunset or some boring shiz like that

Maybe it's the security playing pranks., like what would you do type show. So there could be a video of you inspecting the Claws with much curiousity.

What I want to know is did you take them home? 😂

They left it for a surprise after the shopping


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