Look, I am a sucker for an Instagram ad. There have been several times that have fallen into the trap of buying a bunch of cheap bathing suits only for them to come in the mail and fit me like a Food Lion grocery store bag.
But this? This is too far. Who the fuck where is jewelry this big?!
These bracelets look like massive Bavarian pretzels on acid. Is this a necklace or some type of flotation device in case of an emergency! Am I wrong?
Would any of y’all wear this? -m