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I do not understand.

Look, I am a sucker for an Instagram ad. There have been several times that have fallen into the trap of buying a bunch of cheap bathing suits only for them to come in the mail and fit me like a Food Lion grocery store bag.

But this? This is too far. Who the fuck where is jewelry this big?!

These bracelets look like massive Bavarian pretzels on acid. Is this a necklace or some type of flotation device in case of an emergency! Am I wrong?

Would any of y’all wear this? -m

I do not understand. I do not understand.

Comments

Yes! I’m into them! The dumber and more inconvenient the jewellery, the better is it I say! Sure they’d be more uncomfortable than trying to pull a wet bathing suit back on but they’re a conversation piece!

Genuinely thought those were baby toys 🧐


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