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For real?

I’ve heard of restaurants being on delivery apps under multiple names to give them a better chance of getting orders. That’s got to be this right? Who in their right mind takes the money and the risk and the time to open a restaurant and call it ‘Not Unhealthy’?!

What do they serve? Tell me your ideas!

-MH

For real?

Comments

"Not too hot fries" "Lay it on me, vegan salami!" "Get your MSG out of my sunflower salad"

kay olay

My mind drifts to a spicy fish taco with mango salsa... So it feels great getting all those food groups, but there is that drawback to eating something not unhealthy...

BenSi

everything has a cauliflower carb alternative lol

French fries cuz it's "technically" a vegetable. Sweet potato fries might be a little dicey though...

Your suggestions reminded me of my stepmom who always makes the sweetest desserts full of chocolate but then says “there is no sugar in it” because she doesn’t add any extra sugar BECAUSE IT’S ALREADY FULL OF IT BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHOCOLATE haha

Neele

Used to live near a place called Hygeine China... Never dared to order, always seemed a little sus...

Hannah Rosbrook

It only has all of the slightly healthier options: sweet potato fries, sandwiches on whole wheat, broccoli pizza, fried Brussels sprouts...

“Not the worst for you burrito” “It could be more buttery toast” “You won’t feel too bad about it cake”

I prefer the “Healthy-ish” menu

Pizza! I always hear people say it's not the worse because it has all 4 food groups. So Not Unheathy?🙄lol Or maybe Bloody Mary's w/extra celery..

I wouldn’t be too shocked if the picture was actually accurate and they served deconstructed salads that they call bowls because those sell for twice the price lol

Neele

Deep fried acai, a super food done the worst way possible

Mitchemditchem


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