Ummmm
Added 2021-02-19 21:35:51 +0000 UTCCan you imagine... you're already cold as hell, pissed you gotta piss in an outhouse, only to feel some hot breath on your taint, look down and see a GODDAMN BEAR!?! I remember people used to tell horror stories back in the day about snakes getting in their pipes but a BEAR?!?!
Honey, I know from Charmin commercials that a Grizzly loves to wipe their ass with a beautiful 3-ply, but this is getting out of control. This is the POLAR opposite of ok. -M
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Maybe he was craving fish?
2021-02-21 01:44:39 +0000 UTC10 out of 10 for good pun placement
Katie Brown
2021-02-19 22:26:27 +0000 UTC
