CONTEST ALERT!
Added 2020-12-04 18:05:15 +0000 UTCGuys. I know we are all stuck inside. No xmas parties to go to then leave regretting having eaten an entire cheeseball. No mornings after the holiday office party wondering if you disposed of all the photo copies of your ass/ did you and Ted from accounting actually make out or did you imagine that?
Xmas parties are donezo but that doesn't mean we can have some dumb fun right here on a Patreon Party!!!
One of my all time fav things about the holidays are ugly Christmas sweaters. As someone who once made a video of making a sweater that was Mary's giant hairy vagina with a tiny baby Jesus coming out of it, I have a pretty good eye for these things. All that to say that we are formally announcing the FIRST ANNUAL (?) TMGW UGLY XMAS SWEATER CONTEST!
Here's what you do.
1) Make an ugly xmas sweater, duh. It could be Randy the possum in a Santa hat. Mary walking a tiny reindeer. Grace roasting marshmallows on a house on fire. Who the hell knows what yalls fucked up brains will come up with!
2) Email a pic of the sweater (ideally you wearing it) to TMGWsweater@gmail.com by DECEMBER 18th at the latest! We'd also looooove for you to post them on insta/twitter using #TMGWsweater but the email will be the official entry in case some of y'all have an actual healthy relationship with social media.
3) Cross your fingers
4) Watch as the aunts judge the contest in a video that will be posted right here and will also announcer the WINNER!
The winner will be sent a personalized trophy and all the bragging rights they need going into 2021 to really kick that year in the taint. Sound fun?!?! Im gonna make one too :)
xoxox
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