My horoscope app done lost its mind
Added 2020-11-15 22:56:23 +0000 UTCNow granted, I did stumble upon a cute flower cart on my walk and buy some fresh roses and sunflowers... I'll give it that... but SEE-THROUGH DRESSES is a do?!?
This crazy ass app wants me to roll out to a florist naked wearing my finest Saran Wrap and then when the cops come to arrest me for indecent exposure, I just plead the fifth? That is ABSURD...... but not out of the question. -M
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There's an old Blues tune called "Flip, Flop And Fly" by Big Joe Turner that has a verse that goes, "Well, you wear those dresses and the sun comes shinin' through. Well, you wear those dresses and the sun comes shinin' through. I can't believe my eyes. All that mess belongs to you."
2020-11-17 22:22:13 +0000 UTCMy Do List: Solitude, Novels, and Deadlifts. Apparently my workout today will be deadlifting novels in private? My Dont List: Risks, Shock Value, and Crashing Parties. Well, that puts the kibosh on my plan to risk delivering flowers to a party in a see-through dress for the shock value alone.
Gardner von Holt
2020-11-17 13:07:47 +0000 UTC
