TGIF MUTHAF*CKAHS! Some hot takes on some OUTTAKES!

HAPPY FRIDAY, PATRONS!!!!! Grace here with a VERY overdue post for ya! So sorry to be so distant! Turns out things keep happening ALL THE TIME and my ability to multi-task and manage said things is ... well ... quite an inconsistent lil character trait o'mine. Who coulda guessed? Anyway, I hope you're doing well! Or as best you can. If you're reading this just know I'm really happy that you're here and, hey, at least you have a wifi connection so that's cool!

I wanted to start out this TGIF post by saying THANK YOU to everyone that has supported the new merch launch! As you can tell we're really freaking excited about it! We teased out designs to some of the pervs a whiiiiiile back so it's nice to finally have them out in the world! I can't wait til you actually get the physical garments and can wrap your grubby bodies in them the way I've been swaddling my scum self in them for the last two weeks! I'm gonna say it...I think this is the coolest and coziest merch we've ever made ... independently and collectively! Hot damn, there it is!

On that note I thought I'd continue this post by presenting some of my favorite outtakes from the 15 minute shoot Mamrie and I did yesterday to promo the launch. Ya know how some content creators plan weeks, months, years of content surrounding a merch launch and have meticulously planned out social media strategies? NOT US.  Mamrie came over yesterday and we forced Elliott to take pictures of us on his phone because it's a better quality camera than both of ours. We are truly becoming our aunts.

ANYWAY, here are some outtakes with some commentary on wtf is happening! 

Let's start with this image where we look like we're both clearly squawking at Elliott to take as many pictures as he can while my claw hand decides to go on it's own mission to make sure it's in the shot.

Oh, here's a cute one where Mamrie suggests we use mugs to do some 'cheersing' poses while I clearly don't trust that Elliott won't get distracted and stop taking pictures while my claw hand decides it can do a better job being a mug than the actual mug. 

And another one where I look like I decided do a tiny mouth impression real quick while Mamrie ...just...lets it happen. Claw hand continues to shine in its new role as 'mug'.

Oh, and this one looks like Randy just popped out of the bush and can't believe he made it onto merch while Mamrie screams "YEAH, DUDE! YOU FUCKIN MADE IT, DUDE!" Claw hand gets nervous and tries to pretend it's a real hand in honor of the local celebrity showing up. 

Of course this one where it looks like I can't believe I finally got to see Randy in person and he's even scarier and sweeter than I imagined but I'm also concerned he's going to sue us for a large posSUM of money for using his likeness without his permission.  Claw hand is STAR STRUCK. 

And finally, this one where it looks like we just got done smoking some bush kush with THE Randy and I know I should wash my claw hands but I just can't believe how tiny his bowl was.

And thus ends the parade of outtakes. Hope you guys enjoyed it! Speaking of enjoying things...it's TGIF Y'ALL!!! What do you guys have on tap this weekend? I'm actually coming to the end of my first quarter of school (FUCKING CRAZY) and I have two big papers due (ALSO FUCKING CRAZY) so my whole weekend is gonna be spent trying to hunker down and write about things unrelated to Randy (FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE). But let me know what you're getting into, what you're avoiding, how you're relaxing, what you're just trying to get through etc etc etc! Thanks, as always, for being a part of this little weird and wonderful pocket of the internet. We're really glad you freaks are here! Have great weekends y'all! ❤️G