I took it as a sign.
Added 2020-11-09 18:46:37 +0000 UTCA few days ago, I was playing disc golf with Chip... and by that I mean, he was playing disc and I was slowly walking behind him, checkin Twitter and trying to get my steps in today.... when all of the sudden! I look down and see what appears to be a small, flaccid dick and balls.
Now, based on my foraging expertise, I knew immediately it was a fungi (although I don't know how much fun he would be. pe hehe). Why was this dick so perfectly put in my path? Remember that scene in the Wedding Planner when Jlo and McC are in that park and they knock over the statue and the penis falls off and then, Jlo (always prepared) superglues it back on but then their hands get stuck on it? I thiiiiink thats how it goes.
Well, that's how I felt! I looked around, expected some giant David made out of mushroom to be lurking about sans penis. But nope. Just a random fallen fallic shroom, hanging by my feet. I took it as a sign. Another small, dick would fall that weekend. Straight out of the White House.
-M
Comments
This was such a journey to read which is why I love listening to you gals!
BenSi
2020-11-10 14:37:00 +0000 UTCCame here to comment "poetry" and I see I'm not the only one.
Daniel Belland
2020-11-09 23:36:23 +0000 UTC
