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Went to a restaurant this weekend....

And they perfectly accomplished a literal critter corner. Yep, that’s a dimly-lit stuffed beaver above the hostess stand. Instead of ‘Wait here please’.... what should that sign have said?

“WOOD you like a table?”

“You didn’t make a reservation? DAM”

Any ideas? -M

Went to a restaurant this weekend....

Comments

Y'all wood make a bunch of beaver puns

Rodent you wait here to be seated.

Warning: Consuming raw or undercooked food could result in beaver fever.

Hey! Don’t look now, Walt Witless, but your table is ready!

Dam, gnaw-t you again!

Beaver? Don’t even know her.

Don't FURget to tip the waitstaff

Would CHEW like a table or a booth? (get it, bc they chew)


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