A Honey Baked SHAM!
Added 2019-12-04 22:55:24 +0000 UTCY'all. I just Google Imaged 'honey baked ham lines' (never thought I'd say that) and good goddamn. Apparently these hours long lines are everywhere the day before Thanksgiving. Just like Diane Keaton falling in love with Jack Nicholson... SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE.
I'm fired up y'all. I'm about to run for office with a simple platform of having better access to hams for the holidays. The day before a holiday, you shouldn't be standing in lines for hours for a sodium-laden centerpiece. NAY! You should in the comfort of your home, kicking your Grandma's ass at Rummikub.
Sincerely,
A person who doesn't even eat meat but feels this outrage must be beat.
