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2. A Most Uncomfortable Evening

Armed with a wonky potion and some strong spirits, Snape and Morvan tackle their marital obligations with as much grace as the situation allows for. Which isn't a lot. Between the sofa and an overly cheerful compliance log, they both learn that there may be something even worse than forced intimacy: realizing they might actually enjoy it.

Next episode: 3. Absence makes the spell grow stronger

2. A Most Uncomfortable Evening

Comments

I do believe that this is my favorite storyline of yours so far โค๏ธ

Amelia

I'm anxiously awaiting more of this one tbh ๐Ÿคค

Tye Green

Well- I'm here from YouTube, slave of the Snape audio smut... have no mercy on me. Lmao

Benevolent Voice

I felt that moment when they both said โ€œscrew it, we can be loud and enjoy whatever we can get from it, might as well.โ€

Rosesandmilk

This is so hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ I love how conflicted he is ๐Ÿคญ

Amanda

This is great! I love it.

carolin daniels

Since my English isn't that good, I find it difficult to understand the audio in places ๐Ÿ˜ญ I would be very happy to have a written version so I can read along, so I can have the parts I don't understand translated ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜

Kathrin Conrad

This was sooo good, I loved the awkwardness between them. So real. Excellent work, can't wait for their next...encounter!!! ๐Ÿ˜

Michelle

So many good cheeky remarks! I love all of them! I could of used some of those in my younger years. Lmao

Delkin

"Need a map?" Hahaha! I laughed so hard at that part. I absolutely love the humor in this storyline ๐Ÿคฃ

Heather Ruiz

Loved it ! How I love mortified Severus ๐Ÿค— Great humour, love the "structural integrity" audit of the desk bit ๐Ÿคฃ ! And the noises....oh God the noises he makes ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜

Stef

Assuming thatโ€™s not a GoT pun Iโ€™m too obtuse for, Iโ€™ve misplaced both the car and the ex-boyfriendโ€ฆ but Iโ€™d do it again for the right guy, even if it is an awful lot like sex in a steamer trunk. ๐Ÿงณ

TMD

Omg I canโ€™t wait for episode 3. I thought I was ready for the awkwardness between them ๐Ÿซฃ this is so good. Iโ€™m so freaking invested!!! You are amazing! ๐Ÿฅน

Siren

Omg episode 2 is here *squeals* you made my day ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™ve been thinking about this story since you first posted. Iโ€™m so excited to listen omg. Iโ€™m shaking like a chihuahua right now ๐Ÿคฃ

Siren

I love this story. This episode in particular. Great work as always, doll face.

BrattyMermaid84

Oh that was brilliant! Haven't had that much fun in days. Thank you, I needed this. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š

Kiki

As always this is excellent. You never let us down! Love the banter and the moans. Really looking forward to more! ๐Ÿซ 

Purwoof

Good ๐Ÿ˜

F C

Same to you ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

F C

It's a different story for sure. He will have his moments but it'll take him a bit to warm up.

F C

Thank you, I will try my best ๐Ÿ˜

F C

I would hate to be a man. I can only imagine the mortification a man like him would feel.

F C

Which makes it all the better ๐Ÿ˜‚

F C

Of course! I'm glad you guys enjoy it ๐Ÿฅฐ

F C

Hey now, he's got a reputation to uphold... ๐Ÿ˜œ

F C

Not that they would ever admit to it ๐Ÿคญ

F C

You just made my day and week, girl, thank you. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ Have a great week, princess and thank you for your hard work and the stories you creat. ๐Ÿ’šโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿซ‚

Vanessa90 โ–•โƒโƒค

That's what I love to hear!

F C

Alright, I'm curious. What about that midget now? ๐Ÿ˜‚

F C

It's only Monday. It'll be a long few days for sure with those side effects...

F C

I think they've met their match in each other ๐Ÿ˜‹

F C

I'm leaning heavily into the comedy with his one ๐Ÿ˜…

F C

Just how we like it. "You will suffer, but you'll be happy about it" ๐Ÿคฃ

F C

I didn't even think about that but you're right. A happy little accident ๐Ÿคญ

F C

There will be plenty more with all the twice weekly fun ๐Ÿ˜‰

F C

It absolutly did, repeatedly โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š

dany_capricorn

Haha, oopsie. He forgot he wasn't supposed to like it...

F C

I'm sure he will improve on it as time goes on but for now he must suffer ๐Ÿ˜‹

F C

Yay, I hope it put a smile on your face ๐Ÿ˜

F C

Don't make me blush now โ˜บ๏ธ

F C

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F C

She has no fucks left to give, that's for sure ๐Ÿคญ

F C

I think I'm going to like the story a whole lot more than I thought I would. Severus was such a horned dog and the teacher's pet series and yet here in this series so far at least he's miserable and not only miserable but hilariously so the banter between the two is priceless

Margaret Kinnaman

This was so good! Iโ€™m loving this story thus far! Keep up the great penmanship !! You have pure talent!

AJ

Need a map? killed me I laughed so hard I snorted

Margaret Kinnaman

And the moans and noises that Severus's makes.... ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต

Microlulu

This story line is great! The fact that Severus is so conflicted. He is miserable about the situation but his body still reacts favorably to hers. She liked it more than she is willing to admit. Hilarious, dark Rom-Com!!!

Sandy Clarke

I love the humor in this story. Their banter is on par with their sexual tension

Lauren

I love both of these new story lines so much! Thanks for sharing your work!

Kimberly

Severus Snape, Sex God Snape: โ€œ All right! Letโ€™s get this over with. I havenโ€™t got all day!โ€ ๐Ÿคญ

Darling

The more miserable he is the more hilarious he gets. They are both try so hard to hate what they are doing. Busted!!! They liked it. Listening to his moans while committing theโ€Actโ€ was pretty sexy. Glad they got through the first awkward time.

Darling

Oh I am really liking this series

Dawn Norton

Elements of this episode put me in mind of a Saturday night, an ex-boyfriend, and an MG Midget. Good times, but yes, Sev, silence can be golden and a bed is better.

TMD

That compliance spell. Already has him leaving a space in the bed. It's going to have him chasing her all over Hogwarts lol.

Hussy Mine

"Need a map?" And "Would you like a helping hand?" I love how catty they are

Allison

That was so much fun, good God ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿซ 

Salome

Love it. Grim and good

Nyx

Loved that heโ€™s carrying the burden of chugging the contraception - finally, a man whoโ€™s not leaving the side effects entirely up to her๐Ÿซถโœจ

Riri

I love his moaning and groaning. Need more. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซ 

Vanessa90 โ–•โƒโƒค

Merlin, this episode is... everything. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

Vanessa90 โ–•โƒโƒค

She might be my favorite persons ever ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ the woman has no remorse

Allee-Carter

I laughed at the back and forth between the two ๐Ÿคฃ that was great ๐Ÿฅฐ

Microlulu

SHE HAS SO MUCH ATTITUDE. I've been laughing so hard and I'm only 12 minutes in ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

DarkRomanceSnaddyLover

The description of that potion made me crinkle my nose

DarkRomanceSnaddyLover

Ahhhhhh I just started. I'm dieing already. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

DarkRomanceSnaddyLover

You have no idea how much i need this right now. Bless you!โค๏ธ

dany_capricorn

You โ˜๐Ÿป are a marvel

James ๐Ÿ–ค

I JUST got home ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

Allee-Carter

Iโ€™m first AHHHHHH

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