Sui goes to IKEA - Pg. 1

Nothing. THE END

Astonov

Sui walks in and ALL the furniture is on the ceiling rather than the floor. So basically, the whole inside of the ceiling is flipped upside down and everyone else treats it like its a normal thing.

DarkMageDragon

Imagine if you will, the store's new employees being rotated in and it's a dumpster fire. There are employees who some how managed to botch a two piece display kit so badly, it caught fire. Then on one side there's an employee getting accosted by a Karen trying to redeem a coupon for a toaster that had been discontinued for decades. On the other side, the new employees are having a nervous breakdown as the computer system crashes from a botched update. The dumpster fire keeps escalating until it turns into a vortex of chaos.

Iron Kolo

Gets lost cause the map is 100% incorrect starts asking for directions however all the staff only speak Swedish and understand Swedish except for one lass but she has short term memory loss and keeps forgetting what Sui asks shortly after he asks her before actually answering his question

Silverdrake

Meridia's beacon as a random 'art decor' for the opening display.

Paladin Time

He sees an array of terrible furniture but sees the sexiest and cutest furniture sales in man or girl and he feels bad if he doesn't buy something

Captainkaos98

Sui has already found himself lost within the first steps of the store. The Escher-esque layout rendering returning back the way he came impossible

Nilrat

Sui has come to IKEA to locate the fabled IKEA Shark plushie, but is such a maze of a store that he just can't find it. A Quest for Shark.

Sui comes to a map to see where he can find the thing he's looking for. On the edge of the map it says "you are here" The map is equivalent to stylization of a literal scribal of interconnected pathways, secret entrances and exits, there's a random ass portal to hell mentioned somewhere on there, Etc. Whatever it is he wants (maybe its a glass case idk) is literally on the other side of this mess.

MalixCrash

Sui touches a blue stanchion by accident, leading it to burst with a yellow glow with floating text that says "Your progress is now saved..."

Barb and Maesi 69 each other on a new bed thats 50% off

JADIP22

Sui spots an actual interesting Discount ad?

Inucroft