PATREON EXCLUSIVE - 19TH MARCH 2025

I was in the flute on Hardman street and a pug was off the lead and it was just walking round pissing everywhere. Dogs should be sound in pubs but surely must be supervised by their person

Jay Owen

Stephen fry was interviewed by gay Byrne who was the presenter on the late show in Ireland

Donna

Got a beige flag. My partner hates wet hands touching her, she even hates touching her own hands when wet and it makes her gag. If they are dry she’s fine

James

Got a beige flag for you lads. When my wife has a burger when we're out at a restaurant or a maccies, she'll order it with toppings, and then take the top of the bun off, eat the toppings off the burger as if it's a little side salad, then put the bun back on and eat the burger as a burger. Not an annoyance, not an ick, just mad. Beige flag as fuck.

Thomas Davies

Wish that dog would fuck off

Jon Daniels

My beige flag is everytime we watch this podcast my husband speaks to the tele as if he is in the fucking room with you all

Sidonie McKenzie

Left Handed Biff Tickle needs merch

Ryan O’connor

All the talk of “Laura’s rat” just imagine Etta shouting, I CANT PLAY OUT MY MUM HAS HER RAT OUT IN THE GARDEN! 😂😂

Jamie Heffernan

Dan, coop do have dates on veg, but it's coded so customers don't realise as easy, eg. A-Jan B-Feb C-March Then the number is the day of the month :) so I11 9/11

Nathan

Little answer for Adam’s pigeon question. I have a pair of pigeons that sit in the tree outside my flat window. Same branch. Just sit there together for ages pecking one another, very cute. Makes me want to have a wank.

Tommy Evans

I love reading the comments before I watch the episode just to see how random it is prior to enjoying it.

KatieBeevers

And we all know just how much Dan bloody loves dogs!

Tom

My Wife's beige flag, is that she doesn't fasten lids on bottles tight enough. So sometimes I go to have a nice fizzy glass of coke, and it's completely flat. Tastes like muddy water 🤦‍♂️

Daniel Alderson-Perkins

Someone tell Dan that Co-ops dates on fruit n veg are still there🤣 The letter is the month & the number is the date

Jack Gustard

If you want rid of rats get a dog or a cat, they won’t come in the garden then! I know Laura’s ban on dogs but in this situation maybe she will bend x

Melissa steel

Talking of Australian creatures look up the cossowary bird, it's basically a descendant of the velociraptor, and can kill a human with one kick

Paul Shawcross

I seen the clip of Jessie Cave speaking about her Onlyfans and thought it was funny her boyfriend sounded like Alfie. 😂

Eefs

up the runshaw massive harry mate

James Nuttall

"Isn't it great these freaks have a vehicle" usually agree with you boys but not on this one. Just gives losers brain rot rather than making them accept they need to conform to societal norms. Bring back bullying and self respecting lasses...

Sam Shaw

Ring the council before they get in the house mate!

Melissa steel

Tamworth mentioned again? This is just incredible

Brad Stockley

In the kitchen deserved more Dan

Peter Jarvis

Funny listening thru the years at how Carl never wanted to get married now he’s having 4 and he’s excited! Love the growth lid

Ryan Byrne

Right who am I kissing?

Nick

the films on tv is defo linked to 'the fallacy of choice'- the more choice the harder it is to choose. as a species we're very good at adapting to something - when we can do anything we struggle. same as the natural tendency to have 'sides' of a bed/places to sit. we can easily adapt, but its unatural to have free choice.

Mat Brunskill

This podcast is fucking mental 😂 I’m a Cardiff fan and did not expect a Sory Kaba mention from Carl 😂😂😂😂

Lloyd Morgan

You can always tell it’s gonna be a great episode when you can’t explain the thumbnail before watching it😂

Will M

Walking into a pub and there being a dog there improves the quality of your pint before it's even been poured

Daniel

How you feeling after Sunday Adam?. I still haven’t spoken to any one about any football

Kieran James

Dan loves dogs, Kimba and Maisie, he pays attention.

Alexandra

😂😂

Alex Doro Hains

Nope we were talking about capybaras haha

Have A Word Pod

Spent 20 minutes trying to look up a smiling capybara til I realised they were talking about quokkas lol

Alex Doro Hains

Not only fans. But I remember Luna from Harry Potter got her full biff out years ago. Loads online

James Walker

Dan Vs History new podcast !!!

dead pool

Runshaw collage mentioned 💪

Harry

“You stink of a man that’s got a chair” 😂😂😂😂😂

Calvin Jones

Morning lids, listening to this on my way to work before going to see tom segura this evening! 😃👍🏼

mason rogers

Alfie’s new stand up tour supported by Tom Riddled

Callum Boscoe

Morning lids

Ross Luesby

Morning lids

james temple

Press play then click on the YouTube button and voila

Seany Cher Singh

Morning lids ❤

Melanie Hollywood

I know what I'm asking Carl for when I see him 😚

Tony Lamb

Adams is absolutely right, get the rats sorted 😂 🐀

Kat Gitts

Morning lids!! Hope you're all having a good day

Mark Sim

Morningg

Mia

Morning lids

Daniel Le Brun

DKS

Up the boys

Tom Bridge

Lid army

Scott Mitchell