PATREON EXCLUSIVE - 12TH MARCH 2025
Added 2025-03-12 06:00:05 +0000 UTCThe witch doctor will see you now.
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Does Carl understand 500 Egyptian rudebois equates to about 50 quid (when life was good) ππ
Macaulay Stewart
2025-03-19 11:47:51 +0000 UTCAsk yer ma π€£π€£π€£
Kevin jones
2025-03-17 22:46:45 +0000 UTCFinn will already know this but there is a water park in Turkey close to Bodrum! You'se should go Adam will love it π€£
Roch96
2025-03-16 12:08:56 +0000 UTCHarry is slow becoming my favourite thing of the podcast
Chicken
2025-03-16 04:57:16 +0000 UTCThatβs Jason manford reference from Carl about the aliens was class
Callum Ridings
2025-03-15 07:37:17 +0000 UTCOmg this has just triggered a memory. When in turkey on holiday years ago me n my mate went for a turkish bath in marmaris, the place was in the market place near the bizzars so in the busy hustle and bustle but it was an amazing place. After changing into our swim wear we was left in a stunning room that was fully decked out in marble there was seats all round the edge of the room with little foot baths the room was hot and steamy so we sat stewing with our feet in cool water and was given shells to scoop the cool water and pour over our selves, we was loving it. then 2 very nice, friendly, very professional turkish men came in and led us the a kind of marble alter in the middle of the room were we laid whilst they used oils to massage us plus did what I can only describe as filled a pillow case with foam and bubbles and squeezed them out onto us then used the pillow cases to rub n exfoliate our skin they then added a lovely salt scrub to the mix it was amazing and after all that was complete they directed us towards some individual shower areas bit like a wet room to wash off the salts and oils so they bid their farewells and left us to see to our selves after the showers me n my friend was reunited in the reception area where she said She had had a great time and the shower was amazing but the man that rinsed the salt n oils off me was a bit to much and had gotten a bit touchy and thought she should of been allowed to that herself. To which I replied what man! Turned out some random old turkish guy had wondered in off the street and just decided to help her get clean and she just thought it was part if the service. Luckily it was only a rinse down and a bit of rub and we obviously reported it but also saw the funny side and we laughed all the way back to our hotel. Cheeky turkish perv π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Katie Crouch
2025-03-15 05:55:02 +0000 UTCDans hair would grow back if he entered leek, Staffordshire for a comedy do
Luke
2025-03-14 23:35:06 +0000 UTCCarlsβ how many shoes can you count β joke x caught me off guard, laugh so loud π€£
Robyn
2025-03-14 21:14:34 +0000 UTCLove Harryβs inputs and stories ππ
Kimberley Fenton
2025-03-14 21:04:26 +0000 UTCStevie Wonder is like Dele, must be the first time anyoneβs ever said that
JR
2025-03-14 10:26:02 +0000 UTCFuckin love you boys
Frankie Kiely
2025-03-14 09:51:32 +0000 UTCFinns new video for his song reminds me of nothing compares by sinead O'connor
Dean Hopo
2025-03-14 09:21:25 +0000 UTCI love Harry's quiz but the exclusives have been unreal
Meganne
2025-03-13 21:27:59 +0000 UTCLiterally cry laughing belter episode π
Rhianne
2025-03-13 19:35:55 +0000 UTCThe dan being unattainable to Laura has had me in stitches, I've watched it like 20 times ππ
Sam Bate
2025-03-13 13:21:51 +0000 UTCAgreed, she makes my skin crawl
Sam Bate
2025-03-13 11:28:32 +0000 UTCTunnnnnnne cupboardlove, ππππ₯π₯π₯
susan ellis
2025-03-13 11:04:23 +0000 UTCI don't think you're a Tory for your view on the school holiday thing Carl, I think you see it from the teachers perspective and that's fine that's the view point we as parents don't see. But as parents you have to see that it's actually pretty demeaning that we get fined for giving our children a life experience - especially when you're also hurting the children by making the parents lose money. Also I don't think parents would mind that much if the money went back into the school? It goes to the LHA to cover the costs of them operating the fine π but to now bump it up to a criminal offence after so many times is crazy. Imagine being in prison with a murderer and you're in for taking ya kids to butlins π schools now try and have so much power of you as parents the balance is totally off which causes issues for the parents and teachers. I think people forget teachers don't set the rules they have to implement them which is like screaming at a shop worker cause your fav coffees gone up again like they have any choice.
Meganne
2025-03-13 10:57:29 +0000 UTCNo one is native to Vatican City. It's not just the Swiss guard go and protect some old men laying Pope eggs.
Tom Stephenson
2025-03-13 08:52:59 +0000 UTCTo be fair Carl does say pick up your poo quite often π π€£
Jenny Farnsworth
2025-03-13 08:36:19 +0000 UTCI went to Finland and Tunisia with school.
Heather Karlsen
2025-03-13 01:25:22 +0000 UTCThink the picking up poo bit was from the Russel Howard episode!π
Ben Gibbs
2025-03-13 00:53:54 +0000 UTCThe wedding chat is baffling. My wedding we bought the best man and groomsmen and bridesmaids all their suits, dresses, shoes, bridesmaids makeup and hair. Must be an Northern Ireland Thing
Gerard Magill
2025-03-12 23:36:12 +0000 UTCThis shame will make you an even better man haha. All the best, lad
Russell Moran
2025-03-12 22:57:09 +0000 UTCOh my god did I? I genuinely apologise π
Have A Word Pod
2025-03-12 22:53:27 +0000 UTCI worked in a care home and was bathing a patient who had dementia and as soon as he got in the bath started frigging himself off... left him to do him but pulling the plug in that water π€’ and hoisting him out still erect!!!
Emma Smiley
2025-03-12 22:37:08 +0000 UTCOne of those that had me in full on belly laughs π All of 5 on form π
Lee Foster
2025-03-12 22:24:11 +0000 UTCRip Gene Hackman
Burnard Jeffrey's
2025-03-12 21:46:03 +0000 UTCThe dementia care home fighting is a real thing. My dad gets regular phone calls from the staff telling us that my mum has been fighting with another resident. They've had to remove their knitting needles to stop them hitting and poking each other with them. At one point she also tried to escape and broke the magnetic locked door trying to kick it open.
Nicola OHare
2025-03-12 21:23:35 +0000 UTCADHD special first half
Stewart
2025-03-12 19:28:41 +0000 UTCThe gas leak was live in this first half π
Callum Boscoe
2025-03-12 18:20:52 +0000 UTCWas thinking it'd been a while since we'd been Ince'd, 5 minutes in well done
Dylan McGivern
2025-03-12 17:12:25 +0000 UTCListening to this on my birthday bosh
Lewis Aikman
2025-03-12 17:12:20 +0000 UTCβHe couldβve been in a home fightingβ π€£π€£π€£
Baz
2025-03-12 16:57:38 +0000 UTCMarcel marcehole ππππ
Jake Humphries
2025-03-12 16:54:21 +0000 UTCCarl needs to stimulate the algorithm for the extra ads revenue to buy all his suits π
Calvin Jones
2025-03-12 15:49:26 +0000 UTC"and she was Welsh..!" π π€£π
Andy Bloomfield
2025-03-12 14:54:28 +0000 UTCWhy are we getting these ads for liking and subscribing? Iβm paying you for the Patreonπ
Ryan Byrne
2025-03-12 14:02:52 +0000 UTCThe ADHD is flying around the studio in this episode!! Hahaha
Ste
2025-03-12 13:58:28 +0000 UTCCarl missed a 'Question' pose. Disgusting.
Russell Moran
2025-03-12 13:44:36 +0000 UTCim so glad you mentioned the phone thing in dreams. i dreamt i was on my phone this morning. but remember waking up because i looked at the time/battery%. mad.
Mat Brunskill
2025-03-12 13:31:19 +0000 UTCWhy don't you say what you mean barry !!!
dead pool
2025-03-12 13:24:00 +0000 UTCFFS Finn and Harry are trying one up each other on batshit stories π€£π€£π€£
Adam Evenson
2025-03-12 13:15:53 +0000 UTCBring Harry's quiz back, the last few exclusives have been shite
Bobby
2025-03-12 12:54:24 +0000 UTCWhat a lovely head Finn has got there π€£
Craig Coleman
2025-03-12 12:45:54 +0000 UTCHarry's doll would say "my brother has long knees"
Jerri-sue
2025-03-12 12:29:41 +0000 UTCFinns for a lovely head
Kieran James
2025-03-12 11:50:35 +0000 UTCAhaha if we can trend either that fish bait emoji or the hashtag #CarlBait each time that would be well funny lol
Calvin Jones
2025-03-12 10:22:30 +0000 UTCI just posted a comment about the price he's paying to see if he bites then scrolled down to see this π I see it's becoming a trend
Alexandra
2025-03-12 10:16:02 +0000 UTCIf Dan really wants testosterone, i can put him in touch with my guy
Andy Mitchinson
2025-03-12 10:14:53 +0000 UTCMake that three years wage when Adam pushes everyone in the pool
Alexandra
2025-03-12 10:14:44 +0000 UTCCarl has spent like nearly two years wage for most people on a wedding imagine he drew the line at buying suits for people π
Alexandra
2025-03-12 10:13:17 +0000 UTCSomeone said you use a different side of your brain when you dream as the one you use to read and write. Hence not being able to use phones or write in dreams. I also have Aphantasia and have the most vivid insanely mental dreams.
KatieBeevers
2025-03-12 09:35:42 +0000 UTCOnly a Tory buys 80 suits on top of a wedding abroad and acts as if itβs the standard π£π
Calvin Jones
2025-03-12 09:34:32 +0000 UTCKarl bit
Jay
2025-03-12 08:58:27 +0000 UTCMorning lids!
Melanie Hollywood
2025-03-12 08:26:36 +0000 UTCMassive massive fan of two pints just rewatched because of you guys. However the fact Adam said the bruise story was farfetched was hilarious. Jonny got shot for a crunchie, but then dies by getting eat by a shark in a competition he won to jump a shark π€£π€£π€£π€£
Adam Fletcher
2025-03-12 08:19:17 +0000 UTCGood luck
Jen
2025-03-12 07:43:22 +0000 UTCMorning lids
james temple
2025-03-12 07:27:25 +0000 UTCIβm there Friday π₯π₯ itβs guna be a belter
Callum Elsley
2025-03-12 06:50:46 +0000 UTCGabby Bryan? Jeez
Merfy Mac
2025-03-12 06:38:22 +0000 UTCI need this before my retard assessment with DWP. π
Mark Coulson
2025-03-12 06:12:09 +0000 UTCMorningg
Mia
2025-03-12 06:05:05 +0000 UTCNeil
Cameron Robbins
2025-03-12 06:04:05 +0000 UTC
