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EARLY ACCESS - JONNY BONGO

Jonathan Bongathan returns.

EARLY ACCESS - JONNY BONGO

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I’m with Fin with the dry cleaning 🤣

Luke Kilgallen

Leafy.. LEAFFFFFYY

Steph

Jim Royle, great guest host 🤝🏼

Dean Letford

On the stripper convo, I recently got conned into having a dance on a night out. My stripper took my hands in her hands and was making me touch her boobs, down her sides & inbetween her thighs while she was bollock naked 😳 was this not normal procedure? She did say at the end I was her first girl and she felt like she had to try harder but I thought she meant with the actual dance 🤣

Aim

First he wants to fuck Velma then he wants to be Velma

Saul Biddulph

Jonny Bongo is the absolute fella

Ian Smith

If you don’t already know, go and google the names of Martin Jol’s two brothers. You’d never be more happy to have the name Martin.

Neil, no, not that one.

Jonny is one of the lads. Always a pleasure

Kieran James

Finn’s got a lovely head

Ryan Beagles

Adam looks like he’s about to star in the Cornerstone video

Nic

Adam looks like a young Ricky Tomlinson!

Caffo

Adam dressed like a nanna about to go for a set and perm

martin wapshott

“Roger, my arse!”

martin wapshott

Monday night vodka coke amd a johnny bongo quiz?. I'm in.

Nick Warburton

Uddermint cream is a must for sports, gets the blood flowing

Jonny Banks

💯 definitely 😁

Thomas Boynton

Get in. 8/10 on quiz 🍻

Diana Wilkinson

6/10. Uncle Robert might be my favourite co-host.

Tom Stephenson

Adam looks like he’s nipping feathers for a pint

Jamie Weiss

As I’m from Lincolnshire, not too far from Lincoln.. I can confirm there is fuck all to do here! Good luck Finn 😂

Hannah Clark

Yessss lids another class episode 🙌🏼

Ben Hudson

Beat me to it!! Ricky has been drinking from the fountain of youth

Jonty Culshaw

Adam is slowly turning in to Ricky Tomlinson 😂

Jordan Evans

Lincoln Lid checking in - sat here flipping between “I won’t stand for this slander!” And “Actually yeah, fair enough” 😂

Ben Ward

Has Harry ever had like a normal day in his life

Ben Rogers

Can confirm the “cow udder cream” is a thing… it’s called udder mint and it works wonders for sore muscles.. it’s a GAA cult hero thing

Ste Coogan

6/10 on the quiz

Sam Marley

Skegness there ❤️ Fin you would have a great time. We had 3 x stag do’s at Skegness Town FC yesterday - mascot packages available 😂

Samuel Sleight

Great episode guys. Always great fun when jonny Bongo is on

Becki Bowyer

Velma I was thinking

Alex Pennock

Blown my mind with the dry cleaning revelation

Beth F

Milk and Tomb Raider, 2 out of 10 😂

Jordan Clarke

I’ve been to the snooker hall Dan mentions in Manchester, 100% looks like a dodgy place and yeaaahhh the guy who owns it is a bit aggressive to the woman behind the bar but you don’t need a membership

Tooom

Oh my god I thought he looked familiar

Abbie O

Adam morphing into Jim Royle 😂

Josh Leach

Adam looking like the substitute teacher that every kid thinks is ‘really cool’ until he’s all over social media in a pedo sting video

Adam Jones

Clard Kent

AoW

Jim royal is looking well lol

Anthony Borland

Patreon special idea, get the holy trinity of selfies

KJH

Adam must be joking. Looks like a BTEC Austin Powers.

Aidan

What an episode! Jonny is just top tier coming with his own quiz 😂

Daniel Le Brun

10/10 episode

Joe

Mr bongo!! Quite possibly the most likeable man of all time

Darren Young

Adam looking like a gay Jim Royle

Kyle Parsons

The best guest hands down

Harv

Remember I was running to be front of the que at dinner and my phone flew out my pocket and my reaction was to volley it 40m down corridor hit wall at the end and I picked up mid stride on way past ,first in que probs the only one in que with a 98% smashed screen

danny shack

I thought adam was Ricky tomlinson 🤣

Sarah anderson

Loved this one! Jonny always cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roolou

6/10 on the quiz 💪

Leeanne Cayton

I got 5 but not the tie breaker lol

Mark Stephens

Fuck off Johnny, MOST scouse chippies are the best. Pie dinners or curry chicken on rice/chips.

Mark Stephens

Have to agree with Carl go into a food shop knowing what you want don’t go in to stand in people’s way and browse just go in get what you need and leave and ontop of that food shopping isn’t a family affair you don’t need gran and the 4 kids as well get the fuck out of my way

Akuma Akabane

Adam looks like Ricky Tomlinson

Taylor Dyer

Or Austin Powers

Chris

Groovy baby!

Chris

I got 2/10. Should’ve have had 6. Talked myself out of 4/5/7/9. I also said left hand.

Mat Brunskill

https://www.instagram.com/p/DFlABDaswM3/?igsh=MXB1ZnhyZGltbGV3Ng== Dans caption on this Instagram picture

Tom

Adam 100% looks like that Maltease fella from Marriage at First Sight U.K. who says he’s going to terrorise his ex missus bumhole.

Abi

LINCLONSHIRE IN THE HOUSE. #Scunny

Duncan Sharp

Adam is in his young Ricky Tom Linton era and we're here for it

Daniel Mottershead

Lids - where has this ‘Dans earning’ joke come from?

Dex

Adam is channeling his inner Jim royal

mark goundry

Why does Adam look like a substitute teacher, on his first day.

Tyler Jack

Adam spent so much money on his house he's had to get his clobber from the Oxfam shop

Mark Sim

Jonnys lock in with the boys is by far the funniest... Adam was probably the most drunk i have ever seen a human be 🤣

J Hen

Jonny Bongo needs a monthly slot…

Steve

Ricky Tomlinson

Benbow

I was gonna comment on Adams clothes but I don't think I'll kick this dead horse 😅

Ronnie

Adam is looking more and more like Jack black 🤣

Dex

When did Dan start podcasting with Jim Royle

Callum Malloy

I rate the outfit Adam, I've seen the audiences at your shows and they aren't the people to be taking fashion advice from lol

Ben

Adam looking like he'd be best mates with Grime Gran

Craig Byrne

I go the Snooker club behind the arena in Manchester, its still rough as fuck, also the one Carl was thinking of was Scotties on Derby Lane.

Tom Walsh

I’m with Finn, I’ve never thought about the dry cleaning 😭😂

Gemma

Jonny is a legend. Such great energy. I’m having a really bad day and he cheered me right up 😊

Melissa steel

Why is Adam dressed like Mister Rodger’s from a beautiful day in the neighbourhood

Mark Comerford

From Lincolnshire come to Scunthorpe fin we will show you whats here

Josh Brown

Adam looks weird 🫠

Roch96

Has Adam had a bang on the head and thought he was a teacher out of grease the film

Wayne

Adam straight up looking like a 75 year old supply teachers from the 90's.

Jack Hicks

The grief ("banter") he gives Dan and rocks up looking like that 😂 Dan should be grief free until 2058.

Oddball2514

Wtf. Has Adam been moonlighting as a supply teacher?

Oddball2514

I have the same dream as Carl where I take pictures with people and then we're both not in the picture, mad hearing someone else say that

James Nuttall

Adam giving Ricky Tomlinson 🤷🏻‍♀️

Angela

Jonny is one of my absolute favourite guests he’s just an absolute legend

Jennie

Dan's ashes at frog and bucket with label clay and he dead again

Larrick R Crawford

Johnny is right about take aways

Larrick R Crawford

Brilliant

Larrick R Crawford

Jesus Christ did Adam lose a bet?

Danial Smith

What would Ste Dixon say?

Alexandra

Jonny Bongo is class 😂👌🏿

KieronBJ

T Rex with parkinsons 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ste

Dan needs his own high earner merch 😂. I’m guessing you guys have your own fancy high earner tax code so just a simple design with that on would be funny 😂😂

Calvin Jones

Cow udder cream, ffs man.

Adam Johnson

Adam looking like the professor from money heist

Owen Garrity

Adam looks like a tit

KieronBJ

I did think that dry cleaning was just a special way of washing it, when I was 10

Rob Hurditch

Anyone else came on the pod dressed like Adam he’d have a field day 🤣🤣🤣

Alex Wilford

It’s impossible to picture Dan as a 13 yr old without thinking of his bald head sat on top of a blazer

Shaun Boyle

So happy my missus walked out the room at the point of lads going for a shit for a break. I’ve got a self diagnosed dairy intolerance to have a quiet sit down.

Toms SmokeFacedGrilla Dodson

Adam slowly morphing into Jim Royle

Josh Leach

Why’s Adam dressed like little red riding hood

Shaun Boyle

Michael Schumacher, putin and prince andrew. That’s a harder holy trinity

Josh White

Why is Adam dressed like that fella in Inbetweeners when his girlfriend puts a bow tie on him?

Tom H

Jonny seems like the best friend and worst friend at the same time, booze booze booze 😂

Buster Dearing

Why does Adam look like my nan

Moped

Harry’s stories are the new Finn

KatieBeevers

Adam dressing like his emails end in ‘sent from iphon’

ash jackson

Adam’s dressed as mr rogers 😅

Thomas Oliver

Adam - cardigan and glasses. Defo giving a professor vibe

KatieBeevers

Oh my god. If they do a stag do in Liverpool the amount of knob heads who will turn up!! Haha danger zone

KatieBeevers

Adam looks like a twice divorced geography teacher weekend dad.

Calvin Jones

fucking hell Jim Royle’s looking good for his age

Tom Considine

Jack Black looking well

Craig Murray

A good Chinese that's a chippy does Chinese food and fish and chips... you dnt got near a Chinese that does kebabs and fried chicken aswell they don't have a clue.... that's not a chippy it's a kebabby.

Jay Fletcher

Sod the mortgage off lad, get a stylist 😂😂

Sam Bate

Adam rocking the Jim royal look

Ashleigh Park

Austin powers feel here

Rob Moran

Morning my nigels

Sam Bate

Adam slowly morphing into Ricky Tomlinson

Carnie Hamilton

Unreal as usual lads 👏👏👏

Craig Paterson

Why is Adam dressed as Ellen DeGeneres?

Boon

Nice to see Sue Perkins as guest host today

Brad Stockley

How come you didn't mention Ricky Tomlinson as host for this episode?

Tony Dunne

The whole first section would have been about the cardy and the glasses 🤣

ScottLFC87

Udder cream is fantastic for joint pain my husband is a farmer

Leeanne Cayton

That beard is saving Adam from looking like every Nan up and down the country 😭

ScottLFC87

Looks like a peado geography teacher, if Dan wore that he’d be shot 😂

Baz

It’s distracting as fuck 🤣

ScottLFC87

Could watch/listen to a Jonny Bongo episode allllll day

Jol

5 seconds in WTF is Adam wearing

Baz

Morning lids

james temple

Big shout out Jim Royle

Chris Allen

Got to say I think it looks fine but if Dan walked in and was wearing a red cardigan with cream jeans and new glasses he might as well have walked in wearing a sign saying call me a gimpy lizard pedophile

Akuma Akabane

Have taken a big swig of water as Adam said ''If there's grass on the maths homework, do sums'' and spat the lot over my laptop - Good morning.

Doug Linnitt

Have a bingo 🎱 #crossover Take my money right now!

Leigh

Literally the first thing I thought 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

ashley sandon james

Mad that Ricky Tomlinson agreed to guest co host before he’d even been on the couch

David Edwards

thought they finally got Rosie O'Donnell one after seeing the thumbnail

LawsonPrime

Did he bring meat ???

dead pool

I opened up this app and genuinely thought they had Ricky Tomlinson on

Jack rees

Yanar it's gona be a great episode when Bongo's on

Scott Hutchinson

The fact that this has just dropped 2 minutes before I have to drive an hour to work on a Saturday has vastly improved my day.

Ben

Can't go wrongo with jonny bongo

Bradley Downes

Morning lids!

Ryan Boxall


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