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PATREON EXCLUSIVE - 12TH FEBRUARY 2025

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE - 12TH FEBRUARY 2025

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On the game shows Hitler front imagine if there were tvs and games shows on in the 30s and 40s. Instead of Michael Barrymore it could have been Adolf Hitler hosting Reich It Lucky.

Oddball2514

Dan's right on the blowy front.

Oddball2514

Billy Connoly did an incredible bit about not wanting 93 virgins but wanting "3 fire breathing hooors"

Cameron Ireland

The funniest episode of all time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pierce Griffin

If it’s not right now I’m waiting again til 10am🤣

Jack Drewery

Waiting patiently for the link 😅

lexii

Have we got a time for tickets for Glasgows roast in October?? Know it’s Wednesday (tomorrow) morning but unsure what time tickets go live?

Jack Drewery

El Horno says he likes Caleb Williams so will probably follow the Bears, sits on the same pod wearing a Vikings jersey…..make your mind up people..!! 🤣👍🏼🤣

Anthony

The cheese argument is peak HAW bollocks. Killed me

Brian Hill

please please please show adam the song ram ranch anytime he tries to say cowboys aren’t gay

Bruh Moment

Phenomenal episode!

Kev Clarke

Brennan and Thomas Green are the absolute greatest!

Kirstie

Adam is 100% correct on the BJ debate

Zach Whitter

Eagles did bits and absolutely loved having Tom green and Brennan there 2 of my fave guests keep it up lids

Callum purchy

where can i get that same top that Jack is wearing?! 51:42 can't seem to find it anywhere

mark coleman

This was fucking mental!!!! I actually feel like I've had a drink, watching this and I bloody haven't!!! Oh my days, this was incredible

Lola LJ

I just love how Thomas always looks confused and if you watch his face you can see the 5 second time delay whilst he catches up 😂

Claire Jones

no no if the dogs a sandwich sent me

Victor Matysik

"He's not driving you soft twat" has done me 😂😂😂

Liam Hudson

Pure carnage, brilliant episode! Can't wait to see you guys in Birmingham.

Leonie

A blowjob is definitely all the way to completion, getting sucked off is just having a bit of a suck

Craig Coleman

You have mentioned Tom Stade being nervous and making notes but I don’t think any of us will ever get bored of hearing about it and his response as it’s hilarious and he does come across so chilled/stoned in everything he does 😂

Callum Boscoe

Brennan Reece adds so much to this podcast without ever dominating. He's such a great addition. Keep popping in Brennan.

Elly H

Dan’s right about bj’s lol

Andrew

This is some proper Patreon energy

colin darrant

“The gas leak in here is getting strong” Carl 👏

Gerard

Atleast like a minute or two should be considered a blowjob regardless of cum, one of my favourite debates in a while 🤣🤣🤣

Keith Mcevoy

Dans mocking of Adam’s sandwich reference made me spit coffee all over the counter top, loved the episode lads.

Keith Mcevoy

To be fair when they talk cheese it always gets agro last time they talked cheese Karl said goats cheese was the best cheese and Adam nearly stabbed him in the face

Akuma Akabane

That edam joke was class

Burnard Jeffrey's

I live in England and cant do the 18th so I expect you to move it🤬🤬

Harvey Sheppard

Thomas laughing 5 mins after everyone else is my fave 🤣

Helen

If a dick goes into a mouth and there is work done to it in any fashion, it is a blow job! To completion is a fantastic blowjob but if it's foreplay or just having a bit of fun, if my cock goes into a mouth and I enjoy it, I had a blow job, if I blow my load or not, I don't care about the etymology of the word, a dick being sucked is fun and it counts! Otherwise I've only had 7 blow jobs my entire life and that's not fair to harm a man's figures like that

Calum Scouller

I am 27 minutes into this episode and the tism is RIFE in the room 🤣

Calum Scouller

I agree with Adam about the blow jobs

Gabby

One of the best exclusives. Absolutely brilliant 👌🏻

Danny Mullan

That cheese section was hilarious.

Jessica Stark

By the way, the energy in this episode was outstanding

Mark Coats

A blow job definitely does not need to be to completion!

Mark Coats

Agreed.

Melissa steel

Some pre-grated cheese has sawdust in so it doesn’t stick together, just get a block and grate it yourself

Andy

This episode was all over the place…… but I loved every second of it 🫡

Harry Doyle-fox

If a penis goes into a mouth. It’s a blow job!

Vicky Townsend

Don’t look up animal rennet Fin 🤢

Melissa steel

Best ep yet!!!

Vicky Townsend

And someone get a microplane for Tommo

Rob Hurditch

Can someone please explain to Dan that there are more than 1 type of mozzarella 🤣

Rob Hurditch

Let me know when and where I can park and I’ll bring it down!

Daniel Salmon

Amazing episode, the cheese talk was painful btw (after having worked in cheese for 8 years , I felt Adams pain) On a happier note I think I may have convinced my husband to go to the roast in Glasgow in October 😍

Melanie Hollywood

I've listen to this twice, once when i woke up then now. I genuinely can't figure it out. The gas leak season is REAL

Doug Linnitt

Unreal episode! Chaos all over it and it was perfect 👌🏼

Stu Maughan

That was an absolute class episode! I was in tears! Also, I need to see that instagram post from Dan that they were talking about at the end 😂

Jamie Hughes

the blowjob thing; i'd say its whatever the highest grade achieved. handjob that leads to sex - you had sex. handjob that finishes - handjob. handjob leads to blowjob - blowjob.

Mat Brunskill

This episode was absolute chaos i loved it 🤣🤣🤣

Aaron

Straight away i see Dans drinking, buckle up I think this one’s going to be a belter

Baz

The nice to be here to see you nice bit has just killed me off 😭😭😭

Daniel O'Brien

I love Thomas Green. He's so trusting

Nicola OHare

no way a blowjob is to completion. I do agree that if you are making an event out of it, and she's like "im going to give you a BJ later'", that probably means to completion or that there isnt other sexy time attached, probably the same if a guy says hes going to down on you later, that will be the focus/cumming is the goal, but it doesnt mean he hasnt gone down on you if you didnt cum

Jake Garrett's Ma

Dan being all Dan in the second half 😂

Alexandra

Dan never having a blowjob is tragic

Gavin Low

Just so you know…. Dans not the god of cheese!!!

Jake Humphries

Sue Perb

Alfie Gardner

I don’t think anything has epitomised HAW more than the man play jingle, my favourite part is Fins monotone ‘man play’ recurring 🤣

Jack Greenwood

Fucking hell this was a mad one

Danial Smith

This was amazing laughed non stop 😂 and the food shop will be interesting down the cheese aisle 😂

Kimberley Fenton

For the next karaoke book the horseshoe in Glasgow city centre it karaoke mad in there

Mark Crockwell

I don't remember that episode of forky asks a question. What is a blowjob

Craig Wilson

Belter of a episode this 🧡

Paul Macca

I believe the parmesan cheese blocks at sainsbury’s is veggie at least one of them also the synchronising of adam saying question and the overlay 🤌

Joseph

Yes fucking please

Dan Nightingale

"Let me fuck your eating cave" did not get the credit it deserves. Absolute riot of an episode. Brilliant

Derek Howie

Tom and Brennan make the sexiest gay couple I’ve ever seen 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

Nicola x

BRILLIANT!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Roolou

A belter episode, some belly laughs today.

Lee Knight

Potato starch is used, it isn't pure cheese.

Richard Bicknell

40 love 😂😂😂

Oscar Stone

And there it is my new favourite episode 😂

Ashley Hyden

More of this chaos pls 🤣

Natasha Wills

It doesn't count as a blow job, still counts as putting someone else's dick in her mouth

James Ellison

Adam and karl hitting that “question” perfectly without Adam even knowing was sensational

Kieran James

Loving this. The way Brennan is looking at Thomas has had me crying.

Rebecca Owen

Legend, cheers brother!

Errol Swift

Brought my mrs and she had a great time - just 6 class stand up sets and a wee singalong at the end

David Boyle

Roast 3 on my birthday!!! 🎈🕺🏿

Liam Graham

that Bruce Forsyth bit done me 😂

Ryan Beagles

This theory cracks me up. So if your girlfriend put another man’s dick in her mouth as long as he hasn’t cum… it doesn’t count? 🤔

Nic

My favourite pod in forever 😂😂. Absolute carnage from the beginning

Erin Middlemass

Rare agreement with Adam and Carl on the pre-grated cheese. Got a coating to keep it fresh, load of shite

BigStinger

Absolute chaos this episode and I'm here for it!!

Ashleigh

Blowjob only counts to completion

James Ellison

It would give me much joy to see that in the sky in town as I’m walking past 🤣

Daniel Salmon

Boys I won a wacky wavey Willy thing at the bongos that was at the arena, it’s taller than my house and has two industrial fans with it and i have zero use for it if u want it

Daniel Salmon

Thomas “firestick” Green

jamie evans

how was glasgow murderers row for plus ones? got a couple coming and intrigued

Errol Swift

I'm still on the cheese section. I'm howling. Thomas green is such a great man. He needs protecting, he just makes the world better knowing someone so special is alive. This is a goat episode already 🙌

Jordan Curran

Morning my neils

Sam Bate

I love Thomas and Brennan 🤣🤣

Natalie Checkland

Does Thomas and Brennan being there, plus all the jerseys mean they're doing another NFL episode for the superbowl? They might have said but either I missed it or I haven't got that far into the episode yet 😅

Simon Hadigate

Fucking stormer lads. 2am smoking area vibes. Fuck me Thomas green is so special how was he a teacher. All those kids are fucked

Shane

Belter episode tom green is 1 funny man

Thomas Rowlands

Like watching Thomas on a dodgy stream !!! #ChineseHitler

dead pool

Regarding the blowjob debate: there is a difference between a blowjob (to completion) and sucking dick (foreplay)

Shani

Ahhh you’re going to miss out….It’s a great ep!

CJAR

An hour of Adam n Carl bullying Thomas....might swerve this one

Bell Whiff

Fucked my back singing so hard at Murderers Row last weekend lads. What a night. Calendar reminder for the roast tickets is already in for October and a can’t fuckin wait

Zak Morrison

Love a good old cheese debate in the morning.

martin wapshott

If you're going to roast Thomas over his pronunciation of Parmesan, at least pronounce it properly yourselves 😆

Thomas King

Bless Thomas with his signal 😂😂

Daniel Hollihead

Morning lids

Daniel Hollihead

Garlic. Bread.

Martin Wigham

Oooh I cud rip a tissue. Morning all. Xx

Melanie Devine

Morning lids

Guffy

Morning carl

thomas north

Morning lids

james temple

Great start to the morning Lids

Cain L


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