URGENT: QNA QUESTION CALL OUT

If you had to have sex with two people with a total age of 30…..what’s the split

Dec Maley

Would you ever do a pod with your other half’s as guests ? Mr and Mrs quiz …. We listen and we don’t judge..could make so good content …. Maybe fin could bring his exes dad 🤦‍♀️🤣sorry fin …..

Kirsty Thomas

Stop tryna make el horror a thing 😆

Kerrie

https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/thatsthethingpodcast/episodes/Episode-1----About-Misogyny-e2shlu7

Scottie Scheffler

Scottie Scheffler

Yeah I understand I had a blonde moment last night and commented on the wrong question lol.. just shoot me mate 🤣

Lorna Billing

I don’t really understand the point of your comment

Hebd

Does Mike Rice smell as he good as he looks

Lorna Billing

What guest would you never have back on the pod?

Brychan Mckay

Funniest thing ever that made me laugh out loud was Adam and Carl following traffic wardens and and booing them round Liverpool, me and mate did that too round Manchester, brought back memories

Lorna Billing

Would you boys have IssacHP on the pod?

Harrison

I know a lot of the lids don’t enjoy the football chat but have you ever thought about doing a one football podcast, end of season review type thing, nostalgic players, best games

Ben Parker

What were your thoughts on Natalie Cuomo and her blow up at the audience member? Has an audience member ever got any of you to that point?

Ross Grainge

Would you rather only be able to drink curdled milk (doesn’t harm you at all, gives you all nutrients needed for the body) and have your most desirable cock length and girth or be able to drink anything you want and have a complete micro penis?

Joe Etherington

Mainly for Harry and Finn. How hard was the adjustment coming onto the mic trying to be funny when you’re new and surrounded by some of the world’s best comedians? How long did it take to feel truly comfortable popping jokes?

Adam Nixon

Do a Patreon special, dress up as Harry Potter characters (for example Dan as Voldemort sensei Carl as snake and Adam as a slutty Hermione ) and try fit in at Harry Potter world . Thanks lids Taylor

Taylor Dyer

Read the comment again...😂

Ben Hickton

Whens carl doing his stand up set??

Kieran Ward

Market is flooded think of something else. Nowadays unless you have a massive previous following you're not up to much. It will be near impossible to get it going to make it worth your while

Shane

Read the post again

Shane

Have you all watched puss in boots the last wish yet for film club ??? Such a heavy film

dead pool

The least I could do, thank you for the continued trust over the years.

Lassana Diarra

Is there any comedians or guests that have been on that Adam or Dan have loved but Finn and Carl have just not got vibes from or the other way round ?

Robert Baird

When you have the orange count on stage at the events, is it the same as the ones the guest sit on or do you have multiple?

Ben Parker

It's a stag do no cameras allowed

Shane

Have you seen the film RRR for film club? Just watched it recently absolute belter, think it would be good for when the India special drops

Asra Jane Riley

Will Carls stag do be filmed for a special?

Adam Harvey

Up the f*cking lids! Have any of the lads ever felt professional jealousy, especially when starting out. Was there times where Adam or Dan ever saw other comedians being offered shows and gigs that they were jealous of. Same for Carl and Finn, has there ever been any in your respective fields and how did/do you deal with it? Love the lids! ❤️

Mark Cavanagh

What are your red lines that would mean the end of the podcast and what would have to happen for you to call it a day?

Barry MacMillan

Why did Finn's ex move to New Zealand? Was he that bad a shag?

Mike

Given the growth of the podcast and its working group, has there ever been any pushback against the direction the company has gone or the decisions its made. i.e. as Dan and Adam started this, have they ever taken Umbridge at company choices?

Mike

A while back you all had a meeting with a financial adviser to which you were all really defeated for a week, what happened and has it all turned around?

Mike

They’re never going to talk about this because she was never ON the pod. She hasn’t even put out a second episode of her podcast so clearly just wanted to tarnish HAW.

Shani

Nah, that would mean finding him first, quite tricky.

Have A Word Pod

Would you rather suck chocolate of a homeless guys dick or have the homeless guy suck chocolate of your dick

T

Thank you for being an integral signing for me on any FM 2007 & 2008 save I had

Miles Tarbox

I reckon if they tried again and really pushed the steaming side they'd have a good chance at charting. Maybe with the new song at the end of the India special

Nicola OHare

I second this

Mike Meek

Can you get Ricky Balshaw on

Sam

How much do you edit/ cut out of records? Feel like you always say we can cut this out but leave it in 😂

Harriet Wells

What do you all think Adam's impression would have been of Grado? Would love to see him back when all the boys are together! Also, shout out to all 3 of you, think you've said some absolute belters over the past few weeks, loving the content all round!

Lewis Davison

What happened with Max Fosh? He didn't turn up and you gave all his questions away to Eshan?

Mike

What ever happened to Jade?

Mike

Now that you've branched out with things like Film Club and Mad That in addition to HAW, do you plan to make the Patreon a kind of central hub for lots of different content from you guys, or will you keep it as just those three?

Kye

Lino or Carpet?

Harvey JD

What are your favourite memories/ moments from the podcasts and the specials? My favourite memory from listening is nearly wetting myself laughing on the Nashville specials.

Sion Collins

If you were to win the lottery today what would be the first outrageous thing you would buy?

Brandon

If you could take one body part from each member of the team to make the ultimate lid what would you build?

Luka Mankiewicz

What are your most and least favourite features (icks, DvF, advice etc) in HAW history and are there any you think could make a reappearance?

Dave Stott

If you had an unlimited budget, what special would you do?

Max McGrorty

Why doesn’t Finn like playing Laura’s Gone at the end of HAW shows any more?

Robbie Backett

Has there been a Dan vs food that Dan has just absolutely refused to do and if so what was it?

Chris

It is, they've mentioned it in an episode

Chris

what are your favourite songs/ albums from your favourite artists

oh0910

Has Karl got an EU passport because of his Dad?

Gary Reaney

Where do yous see the pod in 5 years?

Cameron

What's a special you've tried to do that didn't work???

Graham93

Do you think yous will ever have multiple comedy clubs across the country like the stand?

Nathan Thewlis

Fancy playing in a comedy charity match on the 22nd of June at Marines ground ?

Jack Miller

What do you fucking mean???

Have A Word Pod

Surely Dan and schrodingers handbrake?

HanchMezz

Whats your highlight of your respective HAW careers so far (including anything under the umbrella: Mad That, Film Club, Specials etc)?

Joe McCarten

What an odd question 😂

Ben Green

what do you think of formby

Haydn Eccleston

Excluding Dan, who among the HAW lads would be the best and/or worst parent?

Ava J

i doubt it’s an actual number

Olivia Hodges

Why is ‘Sorcha’s number’ in the description for patreon exclusive 79 - 9th feb 2022

Olivia Hodges

Now that mad that has been added to the HAW rooster are you going to produce more non HAW content

Darren Mantel

sean walsh and paul mccaffrey have been on aswell

Ryan Scott

Who do you guys think is funnier Dan or Adam 😂😂😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Chris Richmond

Did the pod have to pay for the car after the track day special? 😂

Hoops

How far in advance now do you have guests wanting to come on the pod, or is there exceptions for anyone who might be in the north west near record time?

Andy Lav

What date did you all find out Harry was gay? And what times do you now think back on and think ‘oh yeah that makes sense now’

Lucas Garbe

What would your ideal special be?

Chris Jarvis

The tribunal hearing is next week

Mark Hunt

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️My take on Shag, Marry, Avoid : Marry and have a family with (white Pickett fence and everything), Spend 1 year on a cruise ship with (spending every hour together), Have a passionate one night stand with, and brutally murder- Adam, Dan, Carl, Finn, Harry (obviously don't use your own name) - From Wrexham xxx

Olivia Hodges

Which have a word member has the biggest chopper? (It's Jack)

Ben Hickton

Did the lads go out after the Halloween special. If so are there any tales of carnage?

Saul Biddulph

How does Adam feel about Beyoncé winning best country album?

James Walker

As the production team, do you think dual guests would work? Can only remember a few times there has been two people on the couch. the two pints ep, Paul and Lori, and lock-in with Stephen and max Think Jamie and Tony from HWGR, Freddie and Rob, Stephen and Calfreezy, or anyone else you can think of

Owen Waller

Ive been listening regularly for about 3 years now, and I probably know more about what goes on in all your lives than in my friends and family members lives. What does it feel like to know that tens of thousands of people probably feel the same way?

Alex Cable

If you were 10 inches inside of Paul Ince and Loyiso Gola was 10 inches inside of you do you move forward or backwards?

alfie ford

Would you ever do a cross over special with another pod ? Would love cross over with uncanny we need see Danny robins and Barry Dodds on ghost hunt with the lids

Ryan Dunn

What's been your biggest 'pinch me' moment with HAW and What's been your biggest 'WTF have I got myself into here' moment?

Jayne

Any paramore album apart from the latest one is unskippable

Jack

If you could do a pod guest list made up of deceased comedians, who would be the top 5? Do you go for the biggest names or ones that are maybe not at “famous” but would have belter stories

Liam Lowe

What’s your unskippable album? Mine is after laughter by paramore, a masterpiece without any skips

Amy Moran

would you rather have paul ince shag your mum while pascal chimbonda films it or get 10 million pounds

Fin Oldfield

What happened to Jade 👀

Connor Marshall

Will an uncut version of the roast part 2 ever be released (Freddie’s part)

Josh Young

Yeah I think I remember that one being a mad spare of the moment record, probably so much gold that’s been lost in the shuffle at this point

Jay Butler

With the ever growing Fan base of have a word and its associated acts/podcasts, any advice for a startup podcast trying to gain a following?

Jonathan Molyneux

Any regrets about the pod? Booking guests ? Business decisions ?

Jack Fellows

Who would have the better career, Adam or Dan as a musician, or Fin as a Comedian?

Jonathan Molyneux

Has Peter disappeared because of Dan’s snake obsession?

Matt

What do the lids think of Bill Bailey as a stand up? I've never heard him mentioned, some great shows going back to Cosmic Jam, the three blokes joke being one of the pinnacles. Or does he come under the musical/prop comic category, never to be mentioned? Also. Not a stand up, but wouldn't Bob Mortimer be an absolute stormer of an episode, his career and life story is amazing, and he's a stand out on would I lie to you.

Nofe

Any more plans for production of other podcasts or was Theo Von a one off?

Danny Raven

I thought the Steph Johnson ep where she busted her ex isnt mentioned enough

David Costello

Which Mad That guest's house would you least like to stay over at?

Zak Booth

Of the 2 roasts who was your favorite roaster!

David Costello

Can we please get Adam or Dan on Taskmaster? Adams competitiveness would be a great watch

Michael-john Evans

If you had a fight your dad at whatever age you are now (I.e. a version of your dad at 26 if you were 26) would you batter him or get battered

Dave Evans

Would you ever do a special & Collab with another podcast?

Charlie Holly

Will you ever do another HAW x alternative podcast like you did with 2 pints? Maybe shxtsngigs or Sh**ged Married Annoyed maybe?

Michael-john Evans

Who out of the HAW gang has the worst/most personality disorders.

Justice Jim Hellwig

Will the allegations ever be addressed

Sean Williams

300 questions in half an hour. Fucking rapido!

Sarah Walton

If you could get Paul Ince on the show, what would be your first question to him and why?

Anthony Hughes

Favourite underrated guests that aren’t considered to be in the HOF? Shotty’s episode a few years back with Alfie always comes to mind

Jay Butler

Was the end of the Christmas special where will was directing what to say a joke, or does it happen a lot

Joe Holdcroft

Each name your dream 5 a side team

Sarah Walton

But could they get freddie over the top rope?

Scott

What is your favourite takeaway

Stacey Devine

Who is the worst driver out of all you’s

Noah Duffy

Film club: what’s top 5 must watch films or tv series. Not necessarily the best just something you think people need to watch.

Carl Squires

Will you ever have in person guests for Mad That!

Jack Bailiff

If you can choose to go back and film any special with an unlimited budget which one are you picking and how do you do you make it better/bigger

Harvey Walsh

Has it been a conscious move that a few clips have ended up in the press recently?

A-yo

We heard on pod about Chris Ramsey wants to do it but cos of tv career he thinks it will harm it. Is there anyone else that's been like that

Andy

What next for HAW studios? Another new pod from the lids or a pod with creators from outside the HAW team? Too soon?

Jordan Brown

Who gets the most attention on nights out?

Anna Bower

I assumed that, but maybe someone off camera is worse than him 😭

Owen Power

Film club question - What's the best film you are pretty sure I've never seen?

Dominic Morgan

What do you guys do while you’re waiting for Adam (when he’s late)?

Joe Abrahams

Patreon special: HAW with The Producers - the lids all switch roles (and seats). Adam has to edit, but the aim is to make it so completely unshowable

Mark Hunt

TAX MAN 🚨

James

Without naming the guest, Can you talk through the worst episode in your opinion? How do you prevent it from occurring again or often

Evan D

Is Carl a secret goth, which is why he says he hates goths all the time?

Nathan

Who is the guest you've had one that were the most disappointed with?

Ashley Trow

Harry - Dust bin without wheels

James

Does Finn remember the freebie he had to watch Noel Gallagher's album launch?

Jonathan Wooldridge

With the success of adams HAW-yee all dayers and the upcoming dans anthems likely to be an absolute smash would you ever consider hosting a HAW superbowl party

Oliver Jackson

Does Adam know about Neil yet?…

Callum bryan

Not film club lol

Mark Hunt

Any filmed episodes that never saw the light of day because of a wanky guest

James

Is there any guest you’ve had on who you had a bad opinion of or heard bad things about but changed your mind once they were on the pod? Or vice versa on someone you were looking forward to having on but their appearance didn’t impress you?

Louis

Any current politician

Mark Hunt

Q for horny Harry, did you manage to control your urges being in the cinema with your Mrs last night for the India special show. we know how you usually like to take a break during film screenings 😁

Christophe Benola

Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo or poo flavoured chocolate ?

Jason Lilley

Hahaha YES!

Nathan

Yeah, any suss lids?

Mark Hunt

Can you change the social media plug ad were Dan says "oops nearly said my handle then" and Adam does a fake laugh. heard it too many times now 😂

Dylan Wyatt

Grado goated guest instant HOF

Mark Hunt

Question for Finn: Is it you at the very start of the Will Young ‘Leave Right Now’ music video?

Jim

What is stopping you putting the fees up?… a lot of us think it would be justified with the huge amount of extra brilliant content you guys do.

Mike Egerton

Who's someone that you'd love to have on the pod but haven't yet. Has to be a reasonable choice? Basically who can we expect on the pod in the future haha

Jake Rigby

A Q I didn't get to ask last night at the screening, was there anything on the India trip where you wish you had more time to take it all in, more time to experience it as I presume the schedule meant you were moved on between sights and scenes pretty quickly

Christophe Benola

Which guest have you done the most work to secure so far?

Mark Hunt

Can you once and for all clear up who tried to flush the Greggs pasty down the Have a Word toilet?

Lee Vest

Who's the biggest moaner

Colin Birch

If you could pick any room, any region of croud and any opening act, create your perfect stand up special!! Love the pod, From Jack in Devon

Jack Dance

Shortest time between booking a new guest and them appearing, not a guest host?

Mark Hunt

Good idea that - the Q&A went into some detail Last night and was really really interesting

Dex

What happened with Sony

Jordan Mcgough

u can eliminate any crime from existence but you have to commit yourself once first. what crime are you choosing?

Owen Denny

Not film club

Mark Hunt

When can we get Grado back? Can you get him on the payroll?!

Darryl Todd

Has anyone had a stalker type thing going on from a lid and resulted in them having to be blocked

Anthony Lee

When going out to eat in town do you first think of the docks or bold st

sam clare

Are there any prospectivr guests who have turned the show down and why?

Dex

Grado for obvious reasons

Mark Hunt

Is there anyone you’d be keen to get on the couch that aren’t in the comedy world but are interesting and funny. I guess someone who sits in the middle of the Venn Diagram between the couch and Mad That. An interesting person who would do well on both pods

James

Who is doing Glasgow Murderers row on Saturday? The anticipation is killing me

William Bethel

Most annoying trait of each other? Most annoyed you’ve seen one of the lads? Funniest moment? Is it bigger now than you thought it would be when you first started or did you have a plan to take over the gaff?

Alex Cottrell

Were there any guests for Mad That which said no to appearing?

Daniel Knowles

Rape conviction rates are shocking.

Mark Hunt

Beans on toast or beans near toast?

Darryl Todd

Why hasn't Tommy Tiernan been on yet

Karen Bligh

All the above

Mark Hunt

What special ideas were close to happening but then didn't happen? And equally, how does the process work for agreeing what specials to do?

Daniel Knowles

The HAW film club pod is fun but in my opinion, formless. No shade. But are their plans to tighten up the format or do you like it loose?

Stephen Elliott

What are your choices?

Mark Hunt

Film question: What are your takes on films like Human Centipede (1, 2, and 3) and Serbian Film?

Daniel Knowles

Need a special where dan , adam, finn and carl get in your car with you driving and go from john o groats to lands end, when each have had enough the can get out but have to walk home from where they get out or hitchhike

Jon paul Mulrooney

Would Adam or Dan ever do one of the 'Diary of a CEO' or 'We Need To Talk' style interviews? If yes, what would you like to set the record straight on? And if no, your reasons why?

Emma Finnie

What’ve been some of the Mad That Suggestions you’ve had come through that you would love to do but can’t pin down and for what reasons.

James

Question for Harry Do you wish you could go back to the times where you could enjoy the pod as a fan rather than as a member of the team?

Dan Spauld

What is your gum of choice?

Thomas Lloyd

What has been the biggest hurdle you guys have had to get over in terms of the dynamics of the work place and also all being quite close friends , and have the 2 parts of your lives ever clashed in a heavy way?

Dylan M

Have you ever had to abandon a pod record for any reason other than technical? Has anyone totally misread the energy of the room and had to be reined in? The dynamic of the pod works well because you are not all comics. Was this intentional hiring or a Happy accident? As you near 30k patrons is Carl nervous about keeping his stand up promise?

Stephen Elliott

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️My take on Shag, Married, Avoid : Marry and have a family with (white Pickett fence and everything), Spend 1 year on a cruise ship with (spending every hour together), Have a passionate one night stand with, and brutally murder- Adam, Dan, Carl, Finn, Harry (obviously don't use your own name) - From Wrexham xxx

Olivia Hodges

Is there any episodes that have been filmed that we’ll never see?

KJ

What was your first day at have a word like? for you three

Fin Gibson

Whats guests you would absolutely love to get on? e.g top tier comedians

Ash Teasel

Is Adam still in charge of booking Guests? or has that now been past to Harry, because you know Harry can get to anyone.

Anthony Lee

Question: Would you ever film a El Horno movie for a patreon special?

James Oates

Would you ever consider releasing a ‘too hot for tv’ style compilation of any bits that were deemed too risky for the pod? Maybe even behind a paywall

Joe Brewin

Tell Finn we want it back!

Jennifer Laidlaw

If you could have a body part or feature of one of your mates, what would it be? (For example, would Dan want Adams hair)

jordan barclay

What is one staff perk initiative that you would like to introduce? (Complimentary Japanese toilet seat after completing your 6-month probation etc)

rob

Which of your guest hosts has been your favourite.

rich froggatt

The film premier of the India special for Zoeys place is something I’d of loved to have seen but being down south wasn’t possible. Once we’ve all watched it. I think you boys should do a film club episode where you discuss the special. Get Mr Hutchby on and Talk about the process of filming and creating it. Would make for a great watch.

James

Beans on toast or cheese on toast ?

Corm

If you had to live somewhere you've been on a night out in/done a show in, what would be the absolute worst place

Sam Seville

Would you rather be arrested as a rapist or a nonce

Justice Jim Hellwig

What guests would you want on the couch that aren't comedians? Paddy and Molly's episodes are great and would love to see more non-comedians on the couch from interests that you guys have

Robson Parker

When Dan dies of old age. Could be any day now

Chris

When is Finn next getting to wrexham?

Olivia Hodges

How many of you are circumcised and if yous aren’t have you ever thought about becoming an unhooded brother

Taylor Hunter

On what’s wrong with me Adam talked about getting MS and never being able to do stand up again. If each of you got MS and couldn’t properly do the pod / stand up, what would your new jobs be?

Trev

What would everybody have been doing at this point in their lives had they not done stand up/have a word (depending on your ages)

Chloe Emelia

How do you feel when you get recognised? Has Carl stopped taking negative comments to heart ?

Kieran Phelan

Any old segments youse want to come back?

Will Farrell

Question for Carl, Would you rather have a week of kidney stones or get a season ticket at Everton under dyche?

Lance Street

If you put all previous guests into a royal rumble style battle Royal, who's winning and why?

Scott

Marry and have a family with (white Pickett fence and everything), Spend 1 year on a cruise ship with (spending every hour together), Have a passionate one night stand with, and brutally murder- Adam, Dan, Carl, Finn, Harry (obviously don’t use you own name) - My take on shag marry avoid xx

Olivia Hodges

What guest have you all been the most nervous about meeting/recording with?

Matthew Amey

Have any guests, or prospective guests, made outlandish demands before they come on the pod? Like, they have to have certain conditions in the studio or that you’re barred from certain topics of discussion? Sorry if that’s a basic question! 😂

Jade Higgins

Which Guest did Wallace dislike the most?

Calgon

Is there any pressure to be funny or to say a joke when you’re working with comedians and sometimes your comedy hero’s?

tonyallenby

If you could swap out Adam and Dan for any other studio guests as permanent hosts, who would you pick

Joe

If you HAVE to pick one. Who is your favourite HAW guest? And who is your favourite guest host?

Tom McGuire

Favourite foreign film

Jamie Shepherd

What do each of you individually see as being the next big achievement that doesn't seem fathomable/achievable right now?

Ryan Blacklock

Why doesn't Adam, or anyone who sits in Adam's chair (Seann Walsh and Hattie didn't either) wear headphones?

James

wheres your favourite place to get a meal deal from

Jorden Young

What would be your funeral song?

Jake Harding

How many guests are in Mad That season 1 and when will season 2 be?

Oliver Johnson

What’s the process of booking in guests, and has there been any guests you’ve regretted getting on the pod?

Andrew Jevins

Which guest did you think wouldn’t be a good fit, but you really enjoyed? and then also the reverse of that

Gerard

Back in 2019 (pre-covid and HAW), what did you think you would have been doing today?

Tom

How would you feel if you lost your hair?

Melissa steel

When is carl going to do his 10 mins of stand up?? And come and film a special in California, I’d love to help.

Kieran Anderson

Did you expect Grado to be such a good guest?

Jennifer Laidlaw

Favourite corrie storyline

Cian Foster

When is Grado coming back on😂

Oliver Johnson

Is there any guests that you thought were fire in the studio but the listener reaction didn’t match it?

Jennifer Laidlaw

Don’t ruin it for Neil

Keaton Mulvey

Given the opportunity to film a special with a stupid budget. Whats the most ambitious but realistic thing you’d guys would want to do or have discussed

James

Is harry, the same harry robinson that in the early days of the pod was always messaging in content ideas?

Matt Day

Which HAW guest smelt the best and worst?

Callum

If you had to swap one facial feature with each other member of the pod what would you take from who. E.g Dan takes Carls hair and Adam takes anyone’s eyeLIDS. Love the pod boys keep it up ❤️

Jack banks

Adam. 😂

Jack Ford

Do you compare yourselves to other podcasts? Like do you class any as a rivals or track analytics compared to other podcasts?

Lang

Who’s the biggest to-be guest to have cancelled?

Kyle

Adam - Range Rover Velar Carl - Audi RSQ3 Dan -Audi Q7 Fin - BMW 1 series

Luke Bland

Who is the funniest in the team off pod?

Owen Brown

How many premier league goals does Carl think he could score in a season and if Finn played in goal how many clean sheets

Sam Phillips

Would you get any footballers on the couch e.g. HAW Goat Paul Ince

Adam Mayhew

If Adam was to fuck off to the states or Dan had to check into rehab, who would you replaced them with?

Dean Smith

When are you going to make Barry get his tattoo… it’s been literally years

Abi

Funniest guest on the couch?

Matthew Jones

Have you ever had any complaints from guests/agents following a pod and have they went as far as to request you cut bits out or even take the episode down?

Thomas Allen

For Carl did u ever become pen pals with a death row inmate?

Will Farrell

If you could have a guest who you’ve not had on before from each of these categories, who would you choose? Sport- Comedy- Music- TV/Film-

Billy Plowman

With the growth of the pod and have a word as a business. Is there scope to hire more people? If so, where are these jobs advertised?

Keaton Mulvey

Whos always late for recording?

Owen Power

will you be doing another america special? road trip or anything of the sort. if so where would each of you like to go and or do

Jake Crowther

What's the most reluctant that any of you have been to make a podcast/ special

ashey hole

Tell us more about “our biggest ever special” that was mentioned for next year

Jennifer Laidlaw

Do you ever see Have a word managing other podcasts like how the fellas studios has?

Chloe

If you could go full Trump and just decide you wanted to buy a country, which one would you go for?

Chris

Which Patreon suggestions have actually been considered and spoke about for future specials ?

Callum B

Which of you is most likely to commit a murder and why is it Adam

Toby Grice

Which guest has been the most difficult to get on the couch? (Not necessarily them being iffy with the idea)

Mac

What other entertainment areas do you want to expand into outside of podcasts and comedy? TV series, sport commentary etc. Watching a Fanzone type live event with the lads would be class

Dan Short

During the India special who did you think wouldn’t make it or be the first to tap out

Kieran rigby

If you were 3cm inside..... nar nar just joking. If you could interview anybody in the world for the Mad That Pod who would it be and do you think they'd make an interesting guest??

Sye Gallagher

For all the lads. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Annmarie ODonnell

What do you think is the genuine longevity of HaW and how do you go about making sure it stays around for as long as possible?

Jennifer Laidlaw

Which guests have been the biggest surprise as to how good they were on the couch? Grado recently a great example but either non comedians who turn out to be really funny or even bigger stars who just ‘tune in’ to the vibe of the pod straight away

Will Ross

If you could go back in time to one have a word special for the first time which one would it be?

Chris Garlick

Can we please have a run through of what Rebecca Godwin’s roasts would have been? You think she would have bombed or went down well?

Darryl Todd

How many episodes have just not gone out and what are the reasons

Sam Taylor

Why doesn’t Peter the have a word snake get more air time 😂

Jamie Champness

Would you consider creating a podcast festival for like HAW, green room, Dead Men and others around the northwest and any other who want to join

Michael Quinn

What goes into the prep of an episode and what is the most random thing a guest has requested?

Peter Richardson

Saw one of my favourite Simpsons episodes the other day where Krusty eats his own balls miserably on stage amongst “newer” comics with his outdated, and frankly, shit routine. It’s been spoken on pod that older comics would “trade” bits backstage over the years and have the same sets year-after-year. Are there any old-school comics that you’s think could successfully “reinvent” themselves, if they put their mind to it and engaged with more topical/off-the-cuff stuff? I don’t mean Jim Davidson or some other dinosaur right-wing raging GB News cunt banging on about trans people - I mean actual comedy.

Steven Thompson

What’s your Mount Rushmore of sports films?

Antony Fitzpatrick

Would you ever get someone int he couch that you actually despise? Like a Katie Hopkins, Bonnie blue, hope solos minge?

Reiss Mulkerrin

Have you ever discussed topics or jokes that are off limits for a record?

Lang

Does Adam like Fin?

Jack Hudson

Yes lads, would love to hear you chat a little about the impact you (as the pod) have had on the UK Comedy scene as ‘outsiders’ I guess compared to Adam & Dan and whether that ever sinks in. I know Carl has the dream of setting up a comedy club so would love to know what he thinks that looks like and how in the near future that could be?

Ollie B

If any of you could swap bodies with another member of the HAW team for a day who would it be and why?

Joe Bull

Is there any special you would want to re-do now?

Emily Gill

What special do far has been your least favourite and why

Tempus

Are you still planning to open up your own comedy venue and if so what is the time frame for it ?

Tim Dugay

One for Carl and Harry. Do you believe Shirley Phelps Roper actually believes all her shite is morally right, or mostly enjoys being so antagonistic?

Rhys

What makes a special idea that you have in your head, then feel possible enough to get the ball rolling to make it actually happen

Matthew johnston

How has have a word changed how you saw your career going?

Jennifer Laidlaw

Mainly for Carl & Robbo, what was the hardest moment not to bite at during the mad that episodes?

Antony Fitzpatrick

Any guests you feel were too serious or you maybe pushed it abit far with the banter and could sense they weren't happy? 😂

Itsonlybecs

Where do you see the podcast in 10 years time?

Keaton Mulvey

At what point did ye realise that Have a word went from a podcast to a viable business? What was the turning point from dick jokes for fun to dick jokes to pay wages

Morgan Lee

For all three of you: Did you think HAW would take off the way it has (and is still growing) when you all first joined, what were your expectations when you did join?

Ste

What’s your favourite guest host episode you been apart of I think the one with rich wilson and Jamie Hutchinson is unbelievable. And do you pick someone who’s gonna fit the dynamic? Love the pod lads keep the fire coming.

Rob Dempsey

Who are your three dream mad that guests?

Brad Jones

Can you do a behind the scenes, day in the life sorta thing on the day of a record?

Kerry J

Have you had anyone you know be pissed off at something that you’ve said on the pod?

Darren

When is Frankie Boyle coming on the pod?

Ian Marshall

Dare I ask your opinions on the whole jade situation or is that a non starter altogether

Liam

What event/milestone would you love to achieve that would show HAW has gone to another level? You’ve had the certain guests, Patreon milestones and the arena.. what would you like to achieve next?

Billy Plowman

Individually, what are your next BIG dreams for the pod? Ideal live shows, dream specials, dream guests, spin off pods etc x

Alice Rose

If you had to have 2 comedians on the sofa at all times, who would they be?

Jay Saha

What makes a good guest host compared to just a guest on the couch?

Emily Gill

Dream non comedian guest not just who they’d like but who would be good

Ben Rogers

Out of all the HAW guests, who looks like they own snakes the most?

Callan

If you had to go and do a regular 9 to 5 tomorrow what niche thing would you miss the most

Thomas delaney

What was the first memory of childhood that became permanently burned on you

Shaun Doane

What 3 pod guests are you having your death row last meal with?

Ryan Ayliffe

What are your own personal highlights and low points since joining Have a Word?

Jason Walker

Who at the studios do you imagine (or even know) has the softest lips

Isaac Weston

Favourite Dan Vs Food?

Tom Palethorpe

Whats your biggest personal achievement since starting HAW?

Matt Singer

What’s a day like in the office when there isn’t an ep being filmed ?

Thomas bell

Whats do you think is the step that will take have a word to the next level?

Thomas delaney

You're all held hostage, all it takes to be released is for one of you to be bummed, who do you think takes the hit for the team and volunteers and who says no the quickest

Sean innes

What is the most difficult thing about planning the specials? Is it the planning or deciding on how to go about it? Or is it something else entirely? Love you lids, helps me emensly listening to the pod 👌

Ross

What happened to the whoop fitness special?

Darren

What’s been the worst disagreement behind the scenes, who was it between and why? Then how was it solved? (Who won the argument?) 😁

Roolou

Is HAW sounds fully dead or will there be a revival?

Joseph Woods

who would be your dream guest? dead or alive

Graeme Montgomery

If you could interview any guest dead or alive who would it be? Caveat they bum you after the interview, so choose wisely!

Ravinder Sanghera

Has there ever been a pod episode you couldn’t put out after recording it? And if so, why?

Will Scaife

Have you ever invited Paul Ince to any HAW events? If not, will you? 😂

Tom Palethorpe

£10 mil but your testicles are repositioned to 1 hanging ball under each armpit. Would you take it?

S

With 30k on the horizon, and Carls inevitable comedy debut, what will it take to get Finn and Harry to also do a set?

Mat Bacon

Have there been any episodes that felt great when recording that didn’t get the response youse thought and the other way round

Will Farrell

What was the first moment that made you think "whaaa this is mad" in terms of being part of the biggest UK pateron podcast. And that you get paid to just fuck about with pals (and do work)

Vox R. King

Did Finn ever imagine he'd become such a big part of the pod? How difficult was it to sack off uni and what was the point he knew he should?

Lassana Diarra

Was there a specific joke from the first roast that got you banned from content? Or more just the show itself?

Callum

If you could start HaW from scratch again, is there anything you would do differently? & do you have any regrets (eg anything you think you shouldn’t have done)

Dylan

Any guests that were hard to work with or accommodate

Ryan 'the killer' Millar

Whos mum does/did love cock more?

Ian Marshall

If you had to do the bike ride again anywhere in the world where would you choose

Matthew

Can we get Frankie Boyle on the pod?

Stuart Lally

Carl what's your best leg of darts lad

Chris Morris

When is Adam and Carl's fun house coming out, the people are desperate

Luke Gibb

Which Have A Word member has the biggest chopper?

Dylan McGivern

If you could pick any celebrity guest who would it be

Luke Mason

Is Richard Armitage Carl's dad?

Anxiety Android

Do you struggle with fans who think that they are your real life mate?

Matt Phillips-Moul

What is the likelihood that Uncle Robert is Dans dad?

William Bethel

What’s your Mount Rushmore of films?

Will Fleming

Do you have to deal with a lot of para-social fans and if so what was the worst encounter?

Elliot Banks

Between finding Chris and the chocolate dinosaur special which is the most random of the 2 😂

Harry Flowers

Wag wag, What was it like for Carl and Finn who aren’t comedians to see themselves on screen last night? When things they said got a laugh in the room etc

Steven Durham

Have you ever thought about doing a studio tour as a bonus for the kids that would be interested? I know I’d be one!

Joe

You have 24 hours to watch all the specials created under the HAW brand. You then are quized on the context of them. What percentage do you think you'd get? Who'd score highest? What crisps are you eating while watching them?

Hayley Louise

If I could add on to this, what’s the most expensive fuck up too and what did Adam do?

Ellis Crowson

Just how much of a prick was James English? 🤣

Nick

When are we getting another Ghost Hunt, love all you do but those are next level

John Dickie

Will fin ever become a share holder?

Pitchy

How long does it take to film for a public and patreon episode? Has any guest complained about it taking too long?

Owen Jarvis

Finn! Genuinely enjoy your music, But do you feel like have a word affects you as an artist moving forward and maybe keeps you in the bubble or do you feel the fan base helps push it

Aaron Cunliffe

What’s the worst joke you’ve heard on the pod?

Lee Burgess

Has there ever been a guest so bad that the episode was never released? Or could you see that ever happening.

Kieran Willmott

If the three of you were given unlimited budget to film a movie together to be released in cinemas, what would it be about/what genre would it be?

Mother Teresa

What size animal does Adam reckon he could have in a fight?

Harry Jenkins

What’s the weirdest experience you’ve had meeting a fan?

Ashley Hyden

Have you had any guest ask to come on, who you didn’t like so you said no?

Tom the Baptist

Can you guys retell the story of how harry became part of the pod in the way he is now, I know a lot of lids may already know but for some newer ones will be nice to have it told

Jack Sweeney

Will we ever get to see the video Carl got of the massive ‘crocodile’ in his and Finns room in India?😂

Layla Burge

Are you mad?

Nick

Did you ever find out who left the Greggs packet in the toilet ?

Mike Rigby

Who were the biggest doubters when you first started? Yous guys are massive now so fuck everybody else, call them out 😂

Liam Paul

What happened to Carl becoming a streamer?

Craig Cameron

Was what it that Carl did that caused the legal problem?

Lucy Hartley

What happened on episode 77 for it to be removed from YouTube?

Richard Teasdale

Are youse going to do the football match Vs the Northern Irish comedians, it was mentioned either on Shane Todd’s pod after he had done HaW or he might have mentioned it when he’s been on

Christopher Duncan

If you weren’t in comedy/podcasting, what careers do you think you’d be in?

L Warby

How often do you spend together other than when you’re “working”?

Scott Davidson

Dream guest and guest your looking forward to coming in this year?

Frazer Mackay

I was about to put that one 😂

Becks

Where is the one dream place you’d do a Patreon special trip

Josh

Have you ever have a guest kick off over something said on pod or try and get something taken out? Not like slipping up and giving details out that need to be bleeped but full chunks removed

James G Wright

Which guest has surprised you the most with how well they were on the couch/fitting in with the pod vibe?

Neil Turnbull

What cars do you all have?

Luke Mason

Do you guys pay yourselves a salary from the HAW earnings? Or is it a big pot for the specials etc

Matt Cropley

Who is the guest you Have wanted the most but just have not been able to make it happen

Liam Weston

Favourite moment in HAW history? (Cant be India or Neil)

Kieran Smith

If you could be one of the other lads for the day, who would you be and why?

Luke Mason

What was all your first impressions of each other? Be honest

Matty

What’s the lids favourite lock in memory? Got to be Dan shitting himself for me

Ben

which have a word member has the most criminal nandos order?

Jack Puckrin

When did you first realise HAW was huge

Callan

What's the biggest fuck up that's happened at HAW so far?

Jack

Who is the worst guest ever? And why is it Russell Hicks?

Ally

What were your expectations when you first got involved with HAW?

Harv