"No animals were harmed in the making or testing of this product."
Some might consider shaving someone's head a harsh enough hazing, but not these factory workers.
Wondering how good the factory toy's would work on a straight guy, they decided to have some fun by testing the best rated prostate toys on him.
The poor thing is now discovering brand-new heights of sexual stimulation.
As much as he hates the large toy splitting him open, it also made his manhood harder than it has ever been before.
He's already spilling his seed on the floor and the first test has only just begun.
With the amount of toys they queued up, he'll make much sillier faces during the day.
One thing is sure though, there won't be a single milliliter of sperm left in him by lunchtime.
He's about to learn a lot about his own body and the amount of dry orgasms one can experience in a single day.
For now, his coworkers are opening the bets.