Batman: The Yaoi Knight
Added 2023-10-30 22:34:13 +0000 UTCI have written a feature-length screenplay for a movie titled "Batman: The Yaoi Knight." It is about Batman becoming convinced that President Joe Biden plans to ban yaoi, a genre of Japanese fiction featuring romantic relationships between men.
This isn't a movie that will ever actually exist, but I present the full screenplay for your enjoyment, to read and imagine a world where the Yaoi Batman movie is real.
I will likely post this outside of Patreon in the future, but I wanted to give you all first access to what is certainly the greatest Batman screenplay ever written that features yaoi as a major plot point.
Comments
Reading this art was an experience. Yuri sequel when?
Znae
2023-11-22 16:37:58 +0000 UTCah jeez that was so good
Adam Moss
2023-11-08 17:39:17 +0000 UTCIt’s similar to the race horse joke in that the punchline is an anticlimax. It’s a shaggy dog story, a long rambling “joke” that goes nowhere.
FilmCow
2023-11-03 23:13:31 +0000 UTCThis is wonderful! I do have one question: the Joker’s coffin joke is a classic and I found the joke about the racing horses online, but I don’t get his wrist-watch joke… Is he cut off before he can get to the punchline or do I just not get it?
Phoenix Jones
2023-11-03 13:19:33 +0000 UTCThis is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. I am inexorably changed.
Calen Nakash
2023-11-02 21:54:11 +0000 UTCsomehow I didnt expect it to get as weird as it did, and I'm glad it did, a great read!
JennaJ
2023-10-31 15:23:10 +0000 UTCa masterpiece
Muja
2023-10-31 00:34:37 +0000 UTCThis is the greatest thing I didn't know I needed.
Makena
2023-10-31 00:10:36 +0000 UTCI would gladly fund this movie as another Kickstarter - you know I would!
Joanie Rich
2023-10-30 23:32:08 +0000 UTCEven if it can't be a full movie, you could always make a trailer for it. Lol I'd love to see it played out.
Cam
2023-10-30 23:16:45 +0000 UTCI'm reading through Alfred's debut in the script, and I've laughed way more than I feel I had any right to. Truly a man of culture! I look forward to reading the rest.
Jesse
2023-10-30 23:11:09 +0000 UTCThis notification made me feel very blessed, thank you
Greens
2023-10-30 22:38:45 +0000 UTCI love that this will make its way into the wider world.
Nicholas Mitchell
2023-10-30 22:37:05 +0000 UTCThis is amazing but also heartbreaking that it might never become a real movie. I’ll send this script to Spielberg and see what he can do
Jonathan Stine
2023-10-30 22:37:01 +0000 UTC
