Anal Etiquette - Just a Little Something on Justice...

Here's a little tidbit to brighten your day! This is my response to a forum question on Hentai Foundry a while back about what women's prisons would look like in the AEU. Since I wrote this short snippet in a comments section to one of my stories, I assume not many people have read it. It's short, but fun!

I haven't even considered what prisons would look like in the EAU yet. The closest thing are the anal asylums for women who have wholly succumb to anal masochism. ('Unfortunately', this seems to be a growing problem...) Honestly, with the level of extreme sadism that women in the EAU willingly submit themselves to, I'm not sure what prisons could do that would be worse. Except maybe complete orgasm denial. That might actually be fun... Evil, but fun. And maybe some kind of medication that represses anal masochism. It's punishment after all. It shouldn't be pleasant. Off the cuff...

Judge (Amber Modani): "The defendant will stand... For the crime of J-walking in the 1st degree, I find you guilty."

Defendant (Jill O'Keefe): "No!"

Judge: "Order in the court! Now, considering this is your first offence, the court will show leniency. I sentence you to 18 months of hard anal with no possibility of orgasm."

Defendant: "Oh God, no!"

Judge: "I said order in the court! And for your continuous disorderly conduct, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to an additional 6 months of hard anal with no possibility of orgasm, to be served sequentially."

Defendant: "Jesus, no! Please, your honor!"

Judge: "Order! An additional 12 months then! Bailiff! Please gag the defendant! A nice thick cock gag, please."

Bailiff (Stacey Flanders): "Yes, your honor."

Judge: "Counselor, control your client or you'll find yourself doing hard anal right along with her!"

Public defender (Mia Wess): "I apologize for my client's outbursts, your honor! It won't happen again."

Defendant: "Please your honor! Plea... <gluck/>"

Judge: "I! Said!! ORDER!!! 18 additional months of hard anal! And bailiff, remove the counselor's cloths and gag her. She'll be joining her client for the next 18 months of hard anal!"

Public defender: "No! Your honor!!"

Judge: "<sigh/> 24 months of hard anal with no possibility of orgasm for both of you! Bailiff, get these convicts out of my courtroom! Now!! Next case! Let's see... Removing a tag from a mattress?!? Oh, you're in big trouble, Ms. Stein! I'm in no mood for such reckless delinquency today..."