Speak-Easy
Added 2023-03-24 14:20:13 +0000 UTC"Oh you must try 67. She's a rare variety. Not the quiet type either. Go on. I paid for her for the night but you can taste her if you'd like."
"How generous. Here, take mine then. She's an old horse but she puts out just fine."
"Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes comfort food is all a man really needs.... You know, if you restrain her she tightens up nicely."
"Oh? Like this?"
"That can work, but I meant more like this. It instills an instinctual fear response which makes them freeze right up. They can't help it."
"Hey, where the fuck is all the pussy?"
"I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid all available courtesan staff have been booked for the night. We can offer you a premium staff member as a gratuity as early as--"
"You bought out the house? Oh, you cocksucker--"
"I'll not apologize for spreading my good fortune amongst my friends."
"Every bloody girl though?"
"Variety is the spice of life. Now toddle off like the petulant child you are. You're interrupting an otherwise pleasant evening amongst me and the other grown men here."
"Tsk. What a prick. Hey! Pigtails! Any chance I can just have you instead? I'll pay the fine or whatever. You're a pretty thing. I bet you suck a nice--"
"I'm sorry but afraid that's not possible sir. It is not my position. As I said, I'm certain we can arrange for--"
"Oh I'll get you into the position, girlie. You and me. All nice and cozy..."
