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EP. 195 | More Departments of the Imperium

Today we continue on our journey through the bureaucratic mess of the Imperium by covering some of the smaller but still important departments that keep this double Ouroboros going strong!

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EP. 195 | More Departments of the Imperium

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Privateer armada would actually be ANY mercenary guild or for hire company, I'm sure there must be something like that around right?

Amped

Do the wheel!!!!!!

יותם רוזנטל

Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck any economy. Those three together could wreck aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bobbyboy32059

the red bit in the roads is clay im pretty sure its the same around oklahoma city

Christian Childers

As someone whom works in taxes and was a government employee let me just say you don't want the US IRS to do your taxes lol

Jeffrey Borus

I find it funny that even the imperiums irs will do your taxes for you but the US IRS won't.

Silver Tongue Narfi

Midwest main highways are okay. Highways that connect small towns? Absolute pothole central, they never get maintained.

Xanatien

I'd love to see an episode on how to make a space marine

Servantproto

as someone who lives in california, in the year 2024 i was hit by 15 cars that year alone, i wasnt physically harmed by most of them but its insane that its above 3

Antonio N

Wait till you drive in Massachusetts

Joseph Elenbaas

The Lord of Iron requires a 12 hour heresy video to show his tactical brilliance

Loko5979

Here in Tennessee our roads have to be built through so rough areas and when it rains the pot holes wash out and grow in size because the road was built on a slope somewhere Rocky. At least over here in East Tennessee where it's Rocky and theirs no flat ground.

Jarlock

Hydra dominatus +/- 1 or 2 for alpha legión

Aussie_kc

In defence of Tennessee and our roads we have to deal with some of the most extreme weather scales. In my lifetime we have hit -5 and frozen everything in February, and then by july its 110 normal temp with extreme humidity. Our pavement has to go through alot of conditions

The Other Grey Knight

Prime Dolph Ludren would have been a perfect Space Marine or even Curz

Travis Stephens

Just commenting to make the number of comments 111 and likes 222

Faux

Rogue traders = east india company in india…

Sir Manny of Calaban

put it on the wheel and spin, no balls

Brent Tillberry

I for one love the idea of the lovers wheel if only because it's probably my only chance to finally attain my Emperor's Children video

L4Lenny

How many times did Isyander have to practice this to keep it all straight?

bosko-styx

For April fools do an episode on the militarum janitorium you can name it "custodians? " Lol or the alpha legion

John Easterday

Funny there's a theory we couldn't process cows milk but we just kept drinking it over generations and it caused us to evolve to be able to process it and that's why some people are lactose intolerant.

Captain Dream

Not hart

John Berry

Hate

John Berry

Dare you to react to the litany of hart song on youtube

John Berry

Alpha legion for April fools, please.!!

Marvin Blindell

Yes Tax episode? Koda your god damn genius! 🤣🤣🤣

Lone hiker

Space marine 3

Flynn OConnor

Tennessee resident here but they feel normal to me it’s what I’m used to

Trapper1896

What tithe do paradise world pay?

Hano Vermeulen

Spin the WHEEL!

Jeremiah Crane (Neo-Neoth)

also how about printing horusy book timeline sheet and throw darts on it? https://gaming.kylebb.com/hhtimeline/

Suly

Yaaay for the wheeel!!!!!!!!

Suly

I think the death guard episode is an alpha legion episode because only the dusk raiders were stealthy and there just a bit out of place beings both the only non zeno

Bellows Jakeen

I love the book club idea

Bjorn Tenshi

I am alpharius. I wish for alpha legion. This is a lie.

Joe Setterington

I am here to vote for alpha legion

catgod

You guys are the best.

Chance Anderson

12 Hour Horusy

Zachary Clapp

Book club!!!

Kc8guy

We need the wheel

Cheesedaddy97

Perhaps put some lesser asked for episodes mayhaps even chaos knight maybe even getting a box strangely sent to the P.O. Box shaped like a chaos knight

panzer

Also yes, SPIN THE WHEEL!!🎺

Tom Duggan

Deviation of Baal baby!

Tom Duggan

As a Midwesterner the highways are generally nice, one you get into local / state roads things get interesting and dependent on season. Also did you hit the HELL sign in southern Ohio on the roadtrip?

CoffeeColony446

The kids on there way to to assasanorim school is how my parents describe them going to school

Dock Powell

I legitimately don't know what you are talking about, I am asking because I want to what all the references are referring to.

Jolly the Bucket

Would you like to hear about the skys of Baal one last time?

Plethoria

Devastation of baal

Jolly the Bucket

The Dakotas is all flat and corn because that where all the missal silos are for the nucs

kaylabeats22

Is the 12 hour HH video recorded yet

john edwards

I love Malcador and would love to see more about him

Radon

This isn't a poll but I vote for the wheel so long as it has the Horus Heresy video on it.

Fotia_Kyrios

id love to see the wheel in action as long as its a actual physical wheel to spin

Dank Engine

Slaanesh milk

Red

Spin that Wheel!

Quantum Dragon

A PoV novel of the Emperor on the Golden Throne would just be 500 pages of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAA OH FUCK OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Red

Big wheel keep on turnin’ PROUD MARY KEEP ON BURNIN’ and we’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ on the crusade!

Brock Hard For Geodudes- Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker

Give us the Horus Heresy Video without the Wheel :D

Lullably95

Would you guys ever take a look at the rpg systems themselves? I think a breakdown of the rogue traders/dark heresy rule books and character creation would be a neat little dive.

razamuliel

If you want more on the voidborn, they are more present in the Rogue Trader game

Trace Sosebee

Tau auxiliaries please

LarmDlarma

we must embrace the wheel

Demi Slade

I love the wheel idea

Isaiah Davis

I love these looks at the more mundane parts of the 40k setting. Also, weekly call for more Eldar topics please. Ynnead/Yvraine, Exodites and Craftworlds

Jakob Hjorth Hansen

You will know what will be required of you *after* you’ve walked the path 😇

Tchiñdā Armel Tsomene

What are yall drinking in this epsiode??

Johnathan Wolff

LOOSER WHEEL PLEASE!!!!!

Mitch Barton

Give us the wheel of losers

Murdered_happiness

I like the losers wheel idea

Pandolfinstein

Immm firstttt

The most petty iron warrior

No I’m first

The most petty iron warrior

OH! I'M FROM ALABAMA! I CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S IN OUR ROADS! IT'S NEGLECT! 😀 And the pinkishness comes from our iron-rich dirt.

Preston Jones

Airbus had an order from a Saudi sheikh who bought a full airliner jet for his son. His son was five. The sheikh thought he was buying a model and just didn't even blink at the cost, just "Yep, this tracks."

Preston Jones

I like the wheel idea, but I'd like something more fun than the Google wheel if practical. Is there any way a physical wheel or a series of multiple wheels that could make sense? A wheel to select the wheel!

Angry_Dicks!

It was neat to see which ones I recognized

Angry_Dicks!

this is a very informative episode i liked it. also i would be very down for a losers wheel. also i cast a vote for grimaldus of the helsreich crusade

SKEETERBOY87

S P I N T H E W H E E L

Nick

Oh yes especially in rural Tennessee the roads are just abysmal

Jake Hearn

Make the wheel

Mystogan

Crusading for our Captain Lotara Video

Jade Rabbit

Can confirm, our roads down in Alabama and Tennessee are dogshit Also I would love a book club to guide what I am reading warhammer wise, the book list grows ever longer with time

Mitchell McCullough

Hmm. Wheel...

Bored skulls

I yearn for the wheel

Douglas Vines

Dark angels please and thank you!

Aragami

I've heard that the US definition of Treason is very narrowly specified, as one who wages war against the US or provides help and comfort to its enemies. As it was written by a bunch of people who had just been revolting against their own authorities it made sense they wanted to be very specific about for future purposes.

Jakob Hjorth Hansen

I vote for both bugs and the wheel!

James Calow

GG

Alex Ross

Haha I stole first

The most petty iron warrior

Uh, yeah, I plugged the challenge into AI: 🎶 Warhammer Rap! Gotta name 'em all! 🎶 (Beat drops) Verse 1 Abaddon, Angron, Magnus, Lorgar! Roboute, Sanguinius, Vulkan goes hard! Horus, Mortarion, Perturabo’s cold! Jaghatai, Alpharius, secrets untold! Verse 2 Celestine, Greyfax, Creed, and Draigo, Eisenhorn, Cypher—where’d he go? Trazyn, Orikan, the Silent King, Khârn the Betrayer, let the blood flow begin! Chorus (Chanting) Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—40K! Verse 3 Typhus, Lucius, Fabius Bile, Bjorn the Fell-Handed, old-school style! Kor’sarro, Shrike, Pedro Kantor, Helbrecht, Lysander, and Tigurius war! Verse 4 Mephiston, Dante, Gabriel Seth, Azrael, Sammael—Dark Angels’ best! Logan Grimnar, Arjac too, Yarrick’s got a power klaw coming for you! Bridge (Spoken) Oh, we’re not done yet—prepare for Exterminatus! Verse 5 Zahndrekh, Nemesor, Imotekh’s wrath! Ghazghkull Thraka leads the Waaagh path! The Swarmlord, Old One Eye, Red Terror, Tervigon spawning like a real nightmare! Verse 6 Vect, Lelith, Drazhar strike! Urien Rakarth, pain’s delight! Belisarius Cawl, he’s got the tech, Celestine’s back—won’t stay wrecked! Final Chorus (Chanting) Gotta name 'em all, gotta name 'em all—40K!

RowanWinged

The next challenge after the heresy show. Name every 40k character in Pokemon rap style.

RowanWinged

I vote wheel of losser.

Brandis Jablaoui

Do you guys think you'll ever make merch? I'd love to support you guys further and to rep I & K with a cool shirt or something

Noah Batchelder

i cast my vote for the plague wars cause i feel that is actually the alpha legion trying to sneak their way in past us all

Jashua

If you "think" you needed a white board for this episode, you sure as hell will need it for the hydra indomitous episode

Mr Mutant

I forward this motion

I am Alpharius, maybe

If you do the wheel, make it so that everytime „the episode“ does not show up it goes a bit up in chances

Biggus_Dickus

I am here to begin the begging of the stationary episode.

jared ferrell

I would kill for a book club style, here's the book for next episode, we talk about it in a week or two.

Hana Amodio

Give me the fulgrim episode. Oiled up AND NAKED

Gabriel Vaccaro

Day 5 of Requested a Dreadnought video for YouTube and a discussion of The Glorious Tomb by Guy Haley on Patreon.

TheArditi's

To explain the Southern roads, we're still paying penance, Death Korps of Krieg style, for the civil war, and the Powers That Be literally won't let us have better contractors and materials

J.T. Packer

Hydra dominatus

Mrytub

and koda you disappointment most privateers were not bought and paid for they were in fact Criminals of the British empire during it's war with Spain while Elizabeth the first was queen and the Spanish armada as around and at the time Britain didn't have enough manpower but had the ships so they threw criminals on the ship gave them marks of reprisal and pardons as long as the met a quota

Nicholas SAno

FUCK YEAH THE WHEEL! 12 HOURS OF THE HORUS HERESY

Easton Ensor

hear me out hear me out the April fools episode is in fact tax season episode BUT it ends up being alpha legion.

Nicholas SAno

wheel of fortune!

tomkat 123

Love the idea of book episodes and the losers wheel

Abuus

Please let us learn about t he plague war

Jane Dove

As a midwesterner, I appreciate the recognition of our driving etiquette. I currently live in CO and boy oh boy I hate it.

Mike Vogel

vote against livathan as i love my morty and if it is the liers eh okay

Martin Boru The Herald

Still repping Peter Turbo - Primarch of Petty Would love a video covering him.

IcebearLovesYou

Plague war because we all know Morty can't sneak but you know who can? ALPHARIUS! I AM NOT CRAZY YOU'RE CRAZY, HERETIC!

R'lyeh Bel

also, you can still get the Letter of Marque from the President. we never outlawed it in the US

SilkyZ

Lol "get that G2 out of that admech's asshole 🤣"

CandyCain

CHairisODE

Benjamin Mather

12 hr houresy

Pedro Ramirez

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Caine Champion of Khorne

I know there's a short story about psychers being ushered into the room where they're fed into the chair XD It's told first person from a psyker and it's from 'Master of Mankind'

Werdmatthias

Ecclesiarchy plz

William

Happy to see you annoyed your late

CandyCain

4 hour Badab War video when? (you know, to flesh out the workflow for the Horesesy)

SilkyZ

12 hours heresy 🧍

Eloi Guillaud

Second!!

wyatt davis

I vote for whichever topic sees the return of Poor Stooge. Or his impossibly stubborn and scary competent cousin, Davaros Stooge of the Iron Warriors.

Bald Vengeance

Hermes Conrad Kurze

Alex Ross


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