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EP.40 BELISARIUS CAWL

In today's episode we go over the LARGEST mech-boy in the admech from the (mostly) un-augmented beginning of his career all the way up to the metal mountain he is today! So sit back, relax, grab a nice mug of recaf and listen to the story of Fabricator-General Belisarius Cawl!


-K

EP.40 BELISARIUS CAWL

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Does anyone know where I can find the art piece at 9:36?

RX-MechaDwarf

way late but in the book fall of cadia Trazyn mentions how he views Cawl as the only creature he's talked to since the big sleep that he considers a collegue besides Orikan, since Orikan is buried under a mountain at the time thats one of the biggest reasons he wants Cawl. He just wants someone to talk to while stealing stuff. Cawl bribes him by showing him some of the stuff he's working on considering the primaris and trazyn goes "dammit you got me in my greed core"

NemasorZandab

Bit old now but fyi Cawl is not the fabricator general, rowboat has refused his requests to be

Zhul'jin Jäger

Tip of the tongue syndrome

Kenneth Beiser

Not fun fact, the American empire has reached the average age an empire dies

JimmySpace

I took apart my gane consoles and fixed them, I was in robotics for 3 years, built a pc and worked as an automotive mechanic during the summer and used the money to support the patreon. What else am I missing to join the mechanicus

jjblubirb

If a Mechanicus dude become full machine, is the mechanics dude now the machine spirit? New to the lore, I imagine this has been answered.

Officer McChicken

Belisarius Cawl has achieved peak adhd in terms of running multiple side hobbies while also following through on them.

Hungry Dingo

I'm just imagining Cawl on a couch arguing why he should still be in charge with an auditorium full of pissed of toasters

Theonewholives 5

We paint our glorious tech daddy pre assembly

Axios

I vibe with this.

Benjamin Sicard

Bro, cawls 1st master was totally pulling an Orochimaru

Cat thef

Fredrick to fred

Dartorian

IIRC, the Nuclear Boy Scout (as he is known) not only used the trace amounts of americium in all those smoke detectors, but also thorium from old Coleman lanterns, radium from glow-in-the-dark clocks, a big ol block of lead, a shitload of duct tape, lithium from like $1000+ worth of batteries, tritium from gun sights, a homemade neutron gun made of aluminum foil and some of the aforementioned americium, charcoal, even more aluminum foil, and some cobalt drill bits as control rods

CarmenSanAndreas

I am Alpharius my legion must be covered

Alpharius

Here's a heretical notion: what if not all of the minds making up Cawl's gestalt consciousness are human? Given his rather casual attitude towards tech-heresy, I can pretty much guarantee he has at least considered adding a xenos engineer or two to the choir.

Johannes Eyjolfsson

Out here quoting John Mulaney😂😂😂

KriscoBubber

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John Harley

THe city of London was originally founded by the Romans themselves roughly 2 millennia ago as Londinium. That city is LITERALLY Ancient.

Wesley Marvin

So im new both here and to war hammer but the bread trail for cawl seems to be that the inferiors are clones of him that he throws off shoot knowledge into. Since you know first meld was clone and meld master and second was a geneticist

Jordan Winter

just on the note of powerfull machine spirits doing what they want. In the Gods of Mars Trillogy there is a Titan whose machine Spirit has PTSD from there last war againt Tyranid Bio Titans.

Valerie Wooster

FUN FACT: the uk dosnt get earthquakes becuse we are in not at or near the eage of a tectonic plate

bbeg

So, I’m listening to Belisarius Cawl: The Great Work and they fit a god damn Goldilocks and the 3 bears reference in there! Lol It’s in chapter 5 of the audio book

Jake Dakin

The people who know how to clone aren't allowed to know about daemons and the admech are banned from experimenting with psykers

Logan Burress

Would love to hear more about the Raven Guard and their rather unique equipment

Raven Guard Impp

MALICE OR MALAL. PLEASE I BEG YOU.

Hunntys

*unholy screaming to the omnisire*

Muffin_Daddeh21

I am the custodian

The Custodian

One always has to ask, how many consciousness are in him?

MOHAWKMATTEO

Yes I do

Caine Champion of Khorne

You say this in every video.

Jolly the Bucket

Isyander, as someone who lives by tornadoes, they aren't really as big an issue as you'd think, they don't always get strong enough to completely demolish a house and they are far more infrequent than the seasonal, nearly guarantied hurricanes which often destroy multiple homes every year.

Fuzz Bacon

On the topic of old homes I grew up in a house that was around 160 years old...the nails were square. I live In an apartment that was 3 hotel rooms in the 1860s atm. I love it.

Gigantopithecus

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Caine Champion of Khorne

Another episode another request for the daemonculaba episode

arandomguy

You might have a condition called Aphasia Koda. Look it up if you have the time lol

wizzy06

Love the content. Keep up the good work 👍

Nicholas Leger

Crawl is so fun, but the fact he has periods of sudden "I need to go outside and touch grass" mid-work day and only remembering his bf Friedisch post-wipe just makes him all the more physical? Little things that make him painfully human 🥰

Nax

East coast's divine winds sounds so much better to me than living on God's ecchi sketch.

RowanWinged

Cawl's jazz fusion band would probably be 'Collect Cawl'

Connor Flynn

Ok, so they DO have cloning tech? Is there a reason given why they could not mass produce Blanks as shocktroops against Chaos?

Shiki Ren

Does the lobster deserve it's own episode?

Phvsed

Would love that, they are one of my favourites

Felix Bloeck

Ahahaha

psychotic russian

Also fun fact. Texas gets the most tornadoes out of any location on earth but kansas wins in count per square meter.

Daniel Luckey

You mean the one stuck in the magpie's collection?

Daniel Luckey

That's my understanding. Makes sense with the episodes that go way more deep into the YouTube covered topics. Impo.

Daniel Luckey

I swear cadia is just the space version of Australia. That place is so hard done by.

Daniel Luckey

Kansan here from the tornado belt. You can honestly blame out unique geography for the tornadoes. Lots of plains sitting between two bodies of water and even more plains stuck up against a mountain range with massive amounts of water rolling through. Most other places have more geographic impediments to the air currents necessary to form proper soil yourself tornadoes.

Daniel Luckey

What about the Legion of the Damned? Do they get any love?

Lion El'Johnson

I just remember when ya'll were talking about cloning Primachs that I heard something about a functioning Fulgrim clone. What's up with that? What's that clone up to?

OldManJenkins

high gothic=latin

Anthony Burtulato

Hi I’m new to the patreon and just set it up for these guys, are the numbers skipping cause they are counting the ones on YouTube as well

Merrik Campagna

Ah yes, the too big for it's britches phenomena, I'm aaaall too familiar with that. Thank you Doctor! -K

Isyander & Koda

VALIDATION. SWEET SWEET MEDICALLY GROUNDED VALIDATION. - Isyander

Isyander & Koda

Hey whats up, actual doctor here again. The phenomena of forgetting little easy words is called lethologica. Our brains are so fuck off huge for storing of data that sometimes it just takes a second for the connection to get there. No real cause, although since the pandemic it's been anecdotally shown to be happening a bit more to people. Probably from talking out loud less. To solve it? I concur with my colleague Dr. Isyander, Get good, read books, and have conversations with your friends. Real doctor, out.

Dr. Ryan

Robot Girly Man: Cawl You gotta stop with that herecey Cawl: Miss with thay gay shit Tax God: WHAT GAY SHIT? THE CODEX ASTARTES Louisiana here and we flood often but we don't use counties like majority of the U.S. but instead parishes all because of Spain and France passing us around like a hooker

Demarcus Brown

Cawl: "I promise I'm not working on AI" The Ultimate Blue Boy:"..." 3 fun facts about Oregon, where I live: 1: Oregon was the only of the main 48 states to be bombed during WWII. Look up Nobuo Fujita, it's an amazing story. 2: There is a city in Oregon called Aloha, but not pronounced like the Hawaiian word for hello/goodbye. It was supposed to be spelled Aloah, but got miss-spelled while the paperwork was being submitted for the city to be registered; causing so much confusion for visitors. 3: We exploded a whale... Just look up "Exploded Whale" and you'll see what I mean.

Smorgensbord

Mississippi here Fun fact: Hurricanes are both terrifying and fun. Most people just ride it out and have a cookout.

Rossthecross

So I will say this, knowing full well how annoying the "um, actually" person is, but in the description, it says that Cawl is the fabricator general. Cawl is actually an archmagos dominus. But besides that, the video is very good as usual and I highly enjoyed it. Keep up the good work!

Skapa Fognudr

I really love how close to heresy, sometimes blatantly heretical, Cawl is: Imperium: "Cawl are you being heretical?" Cawl: "I don't know, am I?"

Chris Forman

I believe Cypher has the emperor sword. Which he give to the emperor to ask for forgiveness to the fallen.

Mar

Got a question , what does Belisarius do with the emperors sword during the time he has it ? Is he just keeping it in storage for guilloman or does it have some kind of data ?

Treesquasher

Weird question. What's the name of that book whereGuillimann gets revived? I fell down a Google rabbit hole trying to figure it out and I'm still not sure what it is. Thank you. P.s. thanks for being the state sponsored hypeman for any army.

Joel Magnuson

UK here! The City of London is actually where the Roman trade settlement of Londinium's walls roughly ended, founded around 40 - 50 AD!

Tru'Nembra

Out here in AZ, living in a house older than the US. Electricity is awful in some outlets, but it's not terrible otherwise

EggsMadeEdgy

Everytime you introduce yourself as Isyander I hear Iskander, a cool Thousand Sons character.

Daniel Encio

Sweden here! A bit late this time but still here.

SureStep

If he had made his sons loyal on a generic level why not just have extremely strong servitors

Hector Guzman

774 Texas reporting in

JJTheMighty

Canada and Mars are both red...

Patrick C

Texas , Ultra Hyped

MrY0rdle

u missed a chance to title this episode " BETTER CAWL BELISARIUS"

THE EMERALD FUCKER

Let's go, we need a trayzn and cawl book

Igorcool159

No you are correct. Telomeres is the correct term.

MadMedix77

Why are we doing the reactor bit again

Tone

One of your topsie turvie people from Australia here aha.....CADIA STANDS!!

psychotic russian

Damn! Alaska is not first this time. But 907 gang!

M002 Plague walker

Texas here

Tone

Follow up tho, can I use my say against night lord guy? Just to make the nightlord content the LAST thing covered

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski

First Midwestern

Rotcep

Netherlands here

KealisHîr

Second California

karma

Hater first

A package from Theodore J. Kaczynski


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