Hayley's post-prison cruise
Added 2022-06-20 22:44:43 +0000 UTCShe's back! Re-introducing ex-Dr Hayley Ward, the Bernie Madoff of Botox, who famously grew so fat on embezzled money that her "ill-gotten gains" caused her to get stuck in a port-hole while trying to evade the police.
Naturally after her gruelling six-week prison sentence, Tyler couldn't wait to whisk his hefty hottie off on an all-inclusive Caribbean cruise, complete with an unlimited buffet to help Hayley's poor deprived stomach recover from the horrible ordeal of bland albeit rather stodgy prison food - and perhaps to prepare her for an even more horrifying ordeal...
Yes, poor Tyler. He still hasn't quite plucked up the courage to tell his bulging beloved that all his credit cards are maxed out, and that his modelling contracts don't come close to covering the cost of the cruise or the engagement ring he's yet to pop out, let alone the legal fees from the trial or even all those bribes he had to pay the guards to get them to sneak KFC into hungry Hayley's cell every night (no wonder she gained eleven pounds while incarcerated).
Perhaps after tonight's 6,500 calorie Chef's Table dinner would be a good time. At least then she'll be too full and and heavy to chase him around the cabin, and so drunk that she might not remember the next morning.
More Hayley in the works. 😊
