Chapter 5 - Pizza Bubbles
John sat on his bed looking over his phone and scrolling through his contact list, there had to be something, there had to be anywhere else he could stay! Hannah was across the room in the kitchen, bent over and inspecting the food through the oven window. She was currently cooking 10 pizza pops, an assortment of cheese, meat and vegetable ones. She had on a pair of leggings that looked like they were about to explode! The fabric was wrapped so tightly around her fat cheeks that the strands were beginning to snap. There were a ton of little holes in the back, exposing tiny bits of flesh that poked through.
John looked back to his phone and began sending out texts to everyone and anyone he could think of who may let him stay. One by one the texts came back in:
“I'm sorry John, but we don’t want anyone coming in now with the virus and all”
“Sorry John there’s just no room”
“Sorry John, but my girlfriend doesn’t want anyone else staying here”
“Sorry John”
“Sorry John”
He laid back down on the couch and let out a tiny moan, rolling on his side and trying to hold back from crying.
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The gas tore through the room like a smoke bomb filling the tiny space as John’s eyes went wide. It was so thick and wet smelling! He grabbed his blanket and pulled it up to cover his nose like a makeshift gas mask as tears dripped down his face. Hannah began laughing behind him and he looked over his shoulder to see her picking her leggings from her ass crack.
“Ugh, that stinks! I'm usually not this gassy, but being trapped inside all day, like, ugh, all I wanna do is eat!” Hannah complained as she opened the oven to check on her pizza.
“I really wish we were not in quarantine, I am like, SOOO CRAVING my FAVORITE! Chinese food right now! It’s from a place just down the street!... what’s your favorite food?”
“I’m really not feeling too well, I'm sorry Hannah'' John apologized and turned on his side facing away from her and towards the back of the couch.
“Awww, poor guy, is there anything i can do for you?” Hannah asked as she sat down on his couch/bed and ran her hand down his back.
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John felt the entire couch shake with the vibration of her gas as it shot straight through the cushions. The heat spread throughout the couch and the odor wafted all around them! John felt his throat tighten and his entire body seize up as the beefy methane hit him like a truck. He began to choke and cough as Hannah rubbed his back and slowly slipped her hand under his shirt! John rolled over and pulled her hand out from his shirt.
“I'm sorry Hannah, I really don’t feel well, I'm just gonna rest,” John said while choking on her gas.
“Alright, if you need anything, just let me know” Hannah ran her finger down his nose and then stood up, her massive ass was facing him, less than a foot away from his face. The smell of her gas was still floating around her thick cheeks like a fog as he had the horrible thought, if she were to fart right now, it would hit my point blank. She barely took half a step before his fears became reality.
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Hannah froze mid step, lifting her leg and spreading her thick cheeks as she held her stomach with one hand. The gas came out in three explosive bursts each one more rancid then the last. The first blew past his head, literally moving the hairs on his head. It was so thick, he could taste the spoiled cheese that was still cooking inside her from last night. The second blast was much more wet, slapping between her wet cheeks and filling the back of her panties with clumps of shit! John reached up to cover his nose just as the third and final blasts blew out! Her leggings ripped open and her fat pale cheeks jiggled wildly from the force of her gas! His eyes went wide as she reached back to cover her ass and began sprinting to the bathroom. She barely made it to the toilet before she began filling it with gallons of hot liquid shit!

John watched her toes curling on the floor as the wet shit splattered into the water below, her legs were too long to close the door, he knew within seconds the smell would get much worse! Her cheesy gas was still deep in his lungs when he rolled onto his stomach and began gagging into his pillow, it still had the stale stink of her farts in it from the previous night but he didn’t care. John grabbed the sides of the pillow and pulled it up around the sides of his head to cover his ears, trying to drown out the deafening sounds of Hannah punishing the toilet.
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John began crying as he choked into his pillow, he knew he would need to take his face out and breathe sooner or later, but honestly would rather die. He quickly pulled the pillow from his face and shouted…
“HANNAH, FLUSH BEFORE YOU CLOG IT!” John pressed his face back to the pillow as Hannah’s explosive ass blasts continued. He could hear the shit piling up in a wet mount as she groaned and moaned in pain, there was no flushing though.
It continued for almost half an hour and John knew the toilet was going to be clogged, he was too sick to unclog it though. Hannah came jogging out of the bathroom minutes later, he hadn’t heard her wash her hands and knew there was no toilet paper left. John glanced up from his pillow with one eye, he could see Hannah bending over to open the oven, the back of her leggings were covered in a thick brown stain! He threw his face into the pillow again and began dry heaving.
“MMMMMM perfect timing, i just cleared out the tank!” Hannah laughed and began patting her stomach.
“Are you hungry John?” Hannah asked
John shook his face back and forth while laying on his front and the pillow wrapped around his face.
“Haha alright, but like, you’re missing out!” Hannah turned on the television and put down her giant plate of pizza pops.
“How can you eat… with that smell…” John shouted from his pillow
“Hmmm” Hannah looked around curiously until her eyes locked on the bathroom. She began to giggle.
“Haha awwwe, little Johnny is so sensitive! Here…” Hannah got up and closed the bathroom door, it was hardly a relief though, the tiny apartment was hotboxed with the stink of her wet shit.
He waited almost ten minutes with his face submerged in his pillow before daring to come out. As soon as he did, he grabbed an air freshener and started spraying it all around his couch area. It was hardly a relief but he would rather breath in the chemicals then anymore of her gas! When he looked over he was shocked to see she had already finished half of the pizza pops! Her lips were covered in red tomato sauce and she had a long string of cheese hanging from her chin. Absentmindedly she lifted another pizza pop to her mouth and began chewing very loud and with her mouth open. She noticed him staring and looked over with a big smile.
“You want some?” she asked
John felt his stomach churn as he threw his face back into his pillow and held his hand up to her.
“Wow, how do all of my roommates have such sensitive stomachs?” she asked out loud rhetorically while taking another bite of her pizza pop.
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John scrunched up his face in his pillow just hearing her fart, it was so sweaty and wet. She had been eating pizza for the last two days straight and it was having a toxic effect on her asshole. The gas was able to seep through the material of his thick pillow and he knew it was only a fraction of the smell, but even that was enough to make him gag. Hannah laughed a bit as she chewed and ate, it was like she was enjoying this.
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A very loud and short burst of gas popped from her ass as she began to laugh with her mouth full,
“Ooof, that one hurt my asshole a bit”
“Hey john…. John…. JOHN!” Hannah yelled!
“WHAT!!!!” John yelled as he tore his face from the pillow and looked up her direction. John was so distracted by her shitty gas that he hadn’t heard her move across the room. He was face to cheeks with her massive ass less than an inch away from him. His eyes focused in on the thick brown stain running up and down the seam of her crack.
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Hannah was bent over with her ass pointed right at John’s face like a cannon, the gas came out like a fierce wind as it washed through the built up shit inside of her pants increasing the smell to a devastating stink! The shitty methane crashed into each of her sweaty cheeks, cracking and ripping through her dirty panties as it wafted over John;s shaking face. He was sure that he was pale as a ghost, if not green! The fart ended but she was far from done, a final grunt let a cacophony of sharp and disgusting squirts out that he knew just filled her leggings with hot liquid shit!
John got up and pushed Hannah out of the way as he sprinted to the bathroom, his cheeks full of vomit and ready to burst. Hannah was laughing behind him so hard that she fell to the floor. He kicked open the door and dropped to the toilet only to see it literally overflowing with shit, it was dripping from the sides and he had just dunked his thumbs into it when he grabbed the rim! John gagged hard as puke sprayed from his mouth all over the toilet and bathroom floor! He pulled himself up to the sink and began violently puking into it as Hannah groaned from outside.
“Ugh! John! I’m trying to eat! You know that! I told you that sounds like that totally gross me out!” she walked over and slammed the door leaving John in the dark.
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John puked for hours in the dark, the small bathroom smelled so thick with her shit that he couldn’t stop gagging. When he was finally done and had nothing left in him but bile, he flicked on the lights. The place was a fucking mess. He cleaned the sink and floor and then tried to unclog the festering shit filled toilet but it just wouldn’t budge. Her shit was so thick and had hardened like cement under a watery layer of diarrhea. The toilet plunger couldn’t even break through the bottom layer! He dropped the plunger while choking and gagging. He covered his face and washed his hands before quickly leaving the bathroom and closing the door behind him. He was going to tell Hannah about the toilet being broken, but she was on her side, curled into a ball on her bed. The stain on her ass had doubled in size and the stink in the small room was unreal.
John heard her snoring as he slowly walked over across the room and opened all the windows as far as they could go. He had not eaten anything in over a day and a half but he felt so sick from all the shit he had endured. He couldn’t imagine eating anything. Slowly he stumbled over to his bed and fell asleep.
When John opened his eyes he was submerged in a hot pool of shit the size of a football field. White walls stretched up as far as his eyes could see! Something crashed down behind him and he turned in fear to see a giant wave of hot shit covered in a thick white frothy bubble broth coming towards him. It was like a tidal wave from a hurricane that swept him up and then crashed down pushing him deep down! He could feel the hot shit all around him, it was in his eyes, his nose, his ears! And filled his mouth and throat! He grabbed onto something big and round as it floated up towards the surface bringing him with. His head popped through the thick hot oily surface and he gasped while throwing up mouthfuls of shit! The white walls had been stained brown as shit came spurting down from all directions! John gasped as he looked back and forth and then down…. He was holding.. A giant piece of corn…
“JOHN! JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!”
He heard his voice and looked up to see Hannah towering over the bowl he was in! She was a giant! She was easily bigger than any skyscraper he had ever seen!
“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!” John screamed in fear as she yelled his name again!
“JOOOOHN!”
He watched as she turned and began pulling down her pants, her thick heavy cheeks hit the toilet and a hurricane of shit came down from above! He was knocked under the surface as shit began flying all around him! Massive pieces the size of large boulders crashed into him and sunk down to the bottom holding him tight! He screamed as her shit filled his body! It was so hot! He could taste the sour bitter flavor and it was pure hell! There was no air! He was going to die!
John sat up in a deep sweat as Hannah grabbed his shoulders and shook him hard!
“JOHN! WAKE UP, PLEASE! WAKE UP!” Hannah cried and dug her nails into his shoulders.
“Whats.. What's going on?” John panted, out of breath from his nightmare.

Hannah was pacing back and forth on the spot lifting her feet one at a time and holding her stomach with one hand. Her other hand had a plastic grocery bag in it that she was waving back and forth lightly. She had a look of distress and was dripping with sweat. She grabbed John’s hands while he was sleepily sitting in bed and forced his fingers around each handle of the plastic bag.
“What are you doing?” He asked in a sleepy state of confusion.
“The the… the toilets broken!” Hannah cried a little bit as she tore down her leggings and thong. Even in the dark John could see her cheeks were stained with dark chunky crap.
He had no time to react though. He sat on his bed with the bag handles in each hand as she crouched and bent over the bag. Less than a second later her asshole let loose like a soft serve ice cream machine that had been modified into a machine gun! Her hot shit began shooting out with so much force that John thought she would shoot right through the bottom of the bag!
His eyes went wide as the smell hit him, it was a thick mix of cheese and death! With both hands holding the weak plastic handles, he was forced to endure it with no way to cover his nose!
“HANNAH PLEASE STOP!” John cried as he gagged towards her back
Hannah couldn’t respond, she just cried as her bowels exploded into the bag! John could see it up close, the logs came out covered in a thick slime and as soon as they hit the bottom turned to a mush. The bag was already half way full and the handles were beginning to tear!
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John was at a loss for words, he felt dizzy and held back from passing out as the bag was almost full to the brim with her shit. He could feel the left handle starting to tear from the weight and he tried to choke out a warning.
“HANNAH… STOP…” John cried while heaving
Hannah cried and let loose a long hot fart followed by a thick log that looked like a giant sausage. It plopped on top of the thick mound while the left handle simultaneously snapped. The bag fell loose, swinging to one side and spraying her hot shit all across the floor under John’s bed! He gasped and dropped the bag as Hannah cried, her asshole was pointed right at him now!
He watched her asshole as time moved in slow motion. He saw her anus spread and a bit of brown began to appear in the center of her dripping asshole. Slowly it began to spread as a thick burst of brown and yellow liquid came out. It was like watching a super soaker water gun shoot in slow motion! John reached up putting his hands in front of his face but that was hardly any protection as the diarrhea rained down on him! He sprayed all over his chest and arms, dripping down his body and splattering all over his bed and pillow!
John crawled out of the way, his entire body was dripping with hot shit! He sprinted to the window and pushed as hard as he could, breaking the side locks as it swung out far! He stuck his head out and began screaming at the top of his lungs!
“HEEEEELP MEEEEEEE HEEEEELEP MEEEEEEE”
A police officer down on the street looked up and shouted back!
“IS SOMEONE IN THERE SICK AND DO THEY REQUIRE MEDICAL ATTENTION?”
“NOOO.. BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND…” John shouted back
“STAY IN YOUR HOMES, AND DO NOT TRY TO LEAVE, YOU WILL BE FINED! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING SIR” the office yelled before getting into his car and driving away.
John looked back to see Hannah, crouched over his bed and emptying her colon onto his pillow and bed. The floor was covered in a thick inch thick coating of mixed colors of feces and she was slowly creating a mountain on his bedding. John sank to the floor in the corner and cried, there was no escape...