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Sad Boyz Nightz #3 -[NSFW] "Horrible Dating Stories" [VIDEO]

Our first "Just the Boyz" Nightz!

Jarvis and Jordan recount their own dating horror stories, and read some from our Premium Palz (Emotional Perverts) as well!

Let us know what you think of the episode :)

Comments

bro why the hell do people lie about having DID, you have literally nothing to gain

Ynaltor Collective

From a western Canadian where we usually get at least two Cold snaps per winter of -40C with the wind chill, it's not that bad ! You just Bundle up when you go outside. And I overheat fast so I tend to not even put on my winter jacket just to go from my house to my car then my car to work.

Jori

Damn, I hate when people lie about being Welsh

Patrick

re the dating thing using guys for labour under the guise of a date i think is shitty thats why i put in my profile i only want to talk to men for their money so theres 100% transparency. honesty is important in any relationship !

Le Huynh

I love building furniture but I would feel tricked and resentful if that happened to me

Jana

Fine with NSFW stuff, but it bothers me that "NSFW" is six syllables and therefore takes longer to say than the 4-syllable "Not Safe For Work".

Tinna Gigja

I'm guessing from the ER story that the problem was a torn frenulum, it's not uncommon during "rigorous sexual activity".

Tinna Gigja

most dudes be thinking ur a sex object, one can tell if dude's gross or decent from the first few messages, so why not finesse him to buy you shoes or whatever... sure sometimes u dont know whos good n who's a normal , but more times than not by doing this your just trying to be one step of of a person who j wants u as a cum dumpster ... money lands in the paypal for ur shoes, say thank you dont message him again cuz he was pervy .. why not get something out of always being objectified and desired for hateful sex

y

I'm cool with nsfw podcast stuff if you guys are comfortable with it

isabelle rose

I do like the NSFW. I think with sad Boyz nights, you should be able to just dive into wherever the episode takes you, without worrying too much about what you're saying. Lean back, relax, as you might say.

Kymbre Pampered Pony

Jokes on me because.... The thumbnail was y'all in the hoodies... And I spent 5 minutes looking for the pink and black shirts! The irony of the opening of this video vs my experience finding it 😅

Kymbre Pampered Pony

if you haven’t figured it out yet, it’s the cog on the top right of the video! there’s only auto-generated but it works!

teddy

is there a way to turn on captions on patreon? Sorry yall idk where else to ask

Grace -

the “lying about being welsh” moment has gotta go into a best of complication ep if you ever do one. it made me truly lmao while shopping at a target

helldrip

Lmao Jordan's laugh is so cute

Tyler Monsoon

Jordan losing it at "lying about being Welsh" is soul-healing

xiaovalu

I laughed like crazy during this one, as long as you're feeling okay with this, please keep the nsfw topics, it is refreshing to see such type of content :)

Joanna

"that's kind of what we do" was actually just predicting the following week where they did a whole podcast with their guest sat in the corner doing her taxes

Drawn at Random

Just put a warning before you get into NSFW stuff and I'm cool with it :]

Mayah Johnson

So long as you're comfortable and it's clearly labeled, I think a little adult content can be good for you. XP

Nicole Benson

Hell yea

Michaela Janicki

69th like. nice

Elcavegirl

I listen to Nightz in my podcast app but I had to come watch the video to see Jordan's Welsh reaction

Yessica

oh my god i……i just can’t believe this man exists

SarahBearBaby

it was a small moment but i thought it was kinda sweet when jarvis was gonna say he’s straight but then like cut himself off. like he may have just done the adhd thing where you cut off your own thought with another thought mid-word. but if that was his intention i totally vibe with that, i think anyone of any gender should never completely rule out a whole section of the population to potentially have a relationship with, even if you know yourself to be straight/gay 99% of the time. i’m saying this as a very lesbian bisexual — i still use the term bisexual because a) im attracted to non-binary and trans people too, and b) a cis man could be out there that i could be interested in, it’s just not very common for me and not something that i actively pursue. but love can happen anywhere with anyone, and i appreciate when i see other people even indirectly acknowledging that as true.

SarahBearBaby

NSFW has upsides and downsides. I like that you guys are more comfy just letting loose but I don't want it to take away from the vibe of the sad boyz nights. Also I am sad that I sent an embarrassing (and SFW) date story after you filmed

Hannah Redhead

incredibly entertaining episode. definitely would love some of these every now and then. not every episode though, that would get tiring.

Emil Grundberg

I like the NSFW stuff. You guys have been great about the CWs so it feels safe here

Katie K

"That sounds fun. The three of you going on a date together. That's kind of what we do, except like, without the romance." So, like, friendship? lol NSFW's fine with me, might as well enjoy the lack of the policing of content!

Carly Kirn

Not as comfortable with NSFW stuff as others, but as long as it's tagged and has CW I am also very able to just skip the story or section so it do be up to whatever y'all are comfortable with

Amelieea

I think nsfw stuff is great here. It’s fun listening to you guys react to/talk about different things

Isaiah Zeller

i’m personally fine with the nsfw content like the stories in this episode, and if you’re gonna include it this is def the place to do it!

Alexis W

As long as you guys are comfortable with it, I'm totally in support of including nsfw content (with content warnings ofc). Really enjoyed this Nightz episode!

Alek.Koj

Not safe for WELSH am I right

Matthew Skinner-Thebo

I am an absolute miscreant but I love the nsfw talk, I am definitely a fan if it’s something y’all decide you’re comfortable continuing!

Gabi

Awesome show, makes me extra happy to support you guys.

Matthew Skinner-Thebo

as others have said, do what y'all are comfy with (and keep doing the content warnings) ... but also the concept of an nsfw podcast that consistently ends with "nighty-night! :)" is amazing and I couldn't possibly vote against that.

Drawn at Random

Also I very much support nsfw

Jenna

I want to see what y’all have to say about Kanye’s latest Instagram post. It’s a lot to unpack.

Jenna

i grew up catholic and priests can't get married, but deacons can. we had a deacon who got divorced and remarried and had kids and stuff. he was the cool deacon

gay for mothman

nsfw as all good to me as long as its all good with you

Aidan Nelson

This episode kept glitching on my lunch bc 5g off wack and seeing jordan in his lil gremlin poses gives me solidarity

nightmare-on-kelp-street

Might be true in other denominations as well, but I am confirming that Episcopalian priests can get married 😎

Fara

LITERALLY SAME

nightmare-on-kelp-street

I should have joined the patreon much earlier. This is great stuff!

Rosemary Roach

finishing the pod with "nighty night" is hilariously perfect, please stick with it

Xira

Also just makes the moment feel immediately unsafe which I’m sure is unsurprising

Morgan McGlothan

I model in la for a few brands & have had weird date interactions where ppl ask me for discounts or to sign product. It’s so weird to feel like you’re not being perceived as a person on something as intimate & potentially vulnerable as a date. 🙃

Morgan McGlothan

I like the nsfw stuff (bc sex is funny and weird) but only if y’all are comfortable including/talking about it ofc! :) *ps pastors are the ones who can marry

Peri

it's awesome

Sad Boyz

The Hideout is still open! I haven’t been yet, but I’ve been meaning to try it out.

Rhett Peacock

I was cacklin' just as hard as Jordan at the welsh thing, funny asl 😂 and i think nsfw is cool sometimes if y'all are comfortable talking about those things, this was a fun ep 🤎✨

テーブル Table

i love that jordan runs around when something cracks him up cuz same

freddie

jarvis please treat yourself to spy kids

Cecily

omg im so sorry the last story was me, you could say my name i added it later! i eventually joined him on the stairs and we watched the video because he kept being sad

Renée

sad boyz nightz

Sad Boyz

toes are fully out in this episode

toot moreno

Do whatever you're comfortable with but I think the NSFW is pretty funny. Don't have to do it every time!

Eguzman

the boyz are back, nsfw style

Renée

also, your story about the networking on tinder reminded me of when i was dating this same guy and i found tinder on his phone and he said it was to make friends :) and i believed him :)

Sarah

i had fun lmao, i have a lot of crazy stories unfortunately, i’ll try and tw accordingly in future lmao

Sarah

correct it was a bad date and I actually Was talking about sims outfits. was pretty uncomfortable & trying to make it funny 💀

chronicrow

ok you were right to get me for the variables LMAO

chronicrow

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Teags

omg you're so fine. thanks for writing in! - jarvis

Sad Boyz

Fun bonus episode ♥ -- to answer the q at the end: i dont mind the nsfw content! its cool to see you guys full send (and also hear all these wacky stories)

Moody Guy

lmao sorry, that was prob like one of the lesser graphic stories abt that relationship (abusive who would have guessed) also i have a bunch of health issues so i forget what normal ppl are used to in descriptions of gore lol. We genuinely don’t know what happened and lube wouldn’t have helped bc i literally was still fully covered, I like to think it was future me doing myself a favour. I know you said not to comment but i feel bad abt the warning and stuff sorry.

Sarah

listening to this episode at work. i fear no mortal man.

rheegan

enjoy the bonus!

Sad Boyz

I realize that this came out before the YouTube sad boyz video and I'm missing context. Whoops got to excited 😂 clicked too fast

Arielle

There is a Black Cat is SF! Very nice jazz bar 👏🏻

Skylar Grey


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