Fan Fiction Story Time - September #1 - Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh
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I'm one of the other degenerates, and I'm very proud too—elated that I wasn't the only one who submitted this!
Nic Strickland
2025-10-26 18:26:51 +0000 UTCI'm just now getting around to watching this, and omg I'm Nic Saturnine, the last name of submitters!!!!
Nic Strickland
2025-10-26 18:09:49 +0000 UTCPatreon renewed, off to a great start with misspelling, and Optimus Prime enters the chat. What a time to be a gamer.
SUPERSHASHA
2025-10-20 20:28:41 +0000 UTCthis is such an experience, one I did not need
Lavender
2025-09-26 08:44:00 +0000 UTCI only have one episode left after this and now I’m disappointed. Came here for ffst and soon it’s over 😢
FiggityFiggityFox
2025-09-22 17:47:30 +0000 UTCOf all the monthly nickel-and-diming in my life, this is my favorite $5 to watch go poof.
N8Nefarious
2025-09-22 07:14:50 +0000 UTCThis comment is the reason I read comments before watching the video
Shaun Rutherford
2025-09-20 11:40:41 +0000 UTCI am incredibly sad and incredibly happy I missed this episode: sad because I didn't get to hear this a couple weeks ago, but happy because now I can listen to two FFST's at once!
Artufex
2025-09-19 20:51:38 +0000 UTCI just got here and I’m already scared.
Veronica Adams
2025-09-18 23:03:25 +0000 UTCWe just glossing over the fact that primes asshole is a tourist trap
Zach Kondos
2025-09-18 02:12:55 +0000 UTCSurprised they didn’t shoehorn in Rodimus Prime
Joshua Sharpe
2025-09-17 21:43:43 +0000 UTCOptimus Prime...diddling Leia Organa...with Jar-Jar's... I've had fever dreams more lucid
Will Nuessle
2025-09-17 16:11:00 +0000 UTCsaw the thumbnail and audibly said "no, please"
Hyve Wren
2025-09-13 16:48:38 +0000 UTCdoes anyone have any fanfic ideas for the ghost hunters adventure club?
ThumperDaeTime
2025-09-13 05:47:08 +0000 UTCI see the clips of these storytimes and ive always wanted to subscribe and finally got to do it. I have to say this was very worth the investment. Been a hot minute since ive laughed so hard 🤣
Dylan Follett
2025-09-13 02:18:48 +0000 UTCThey done my boy Jar Jar dirty
Nikki-John-Wicky
2025-09-12 12:51:51 +0000 UTCfingers crossed they get submitted valveplug one day and read some crazy megop fic - wish i knew any weird ones but the only ones i know are too serious for this
ellie ravenborn
2025-09-11 17:55:55 +0000 UTCThis... this was something special. I don't know what else to say
Dan
2025-09-11 05:37:51 +0000 UTCThe weirdest part is how much the author feels the need to justify such an out-there sexual fantasy, both in-universe and in front of the internet. At a certain point, this CANNOT be connected back, and it's odd to justify it in-universe or to think anyone thinks the story would be incomplete as a Transformers/Princess Leia/R2D2 fuckfic if it weren't believable. Yet, I think I get it: the fantasy might feel more complete to the author that way. Jar Jar death and 'resurrection' and ruined finale and it all ties in between the second and third episodes.
Crescent Minor
2025-09-11 04:38:45 +0000 UTCWait, so Optimus forever has Jar Jar’s junk grafted to his schlong now? 😂
Media Breakdown
2025-09-09 16:26:50 +0000 UTCIs Dan gonna be just a set of eyes peeking out of a goose down jacket when winter actually hits?
Tomas Bailey
2025-09-09 06:27:34 +0000 UTCOh no...I haven't started watching yet, but the fact that you mentioned the dreaded E.T. fic is not a good sign. 😰
GracefullyAutistic
2025-09-09 04:44:58 +0000 UTCWell I wouldn't say good actually
Jacob B.
2025-09-09 01:32:23 +0000 UTCTheres a really good MCR fanfic written by Stephanie Meyers you guys should check out
Jacob B.
2025-09-09 01:32:03 +0000 UTCDid five year old me write this in 1984?
dennytron
2025-09-09 01:18:12 +0000 UTCAlright this has to be the nuttiest shit they’ve read so far 😭
Evan the Dude
2025-09-08 23:03:38 +0000 UTCI vote for a special episode with Ike and Toasty reading, and Dan and Arin mysteriously laughing off screen.
hosui
2025-09-08 18:50:57 +0000 UTCThe amount of times I audibly said ‘HUH???’ Alone to myself in my car. Why do I feel like this was written by the E.T. Author?
Gilly Savard
2025-09-08 16:34:15 +0000 UTC02:00 in, and I already hate it 😑
Pete Morgan
2025-09-07 14:37:42 +0000 UTClove that leia casually calls luke her brother in this. fascinating implications. almost as fascinating as the whereabouts of 3po in the coliseum that whole time...
Cami L
2025-09-07 07:44:27 +0000 UTCHonestly, C-3PO and Optimus? J see it.
Keoh
2025-09-07 07:07:37 +0000 UTCI imagine Optimus' "experimental anus" looking like a car wash lmaoooo, this was a WILD one
Reagan Moore
2025-09-06 19:32:44 +0000 UTCI love the after story chat, we need more of this! More recorded discussion please!
James Gilholm
2025-09-06 19:22:54 +0000 UTCThese captions are a bit fucked, they keep getting locked on *intro music*. Even at 18:00, when Leia's doing the phone number thing. I don't want the people with bad hearing to miss that!
Crescent Minor
2025-09-06 16:58:58 +0000 UTCJust when I thought they'd reached the bottom of the barrel with fanfictions, R2-D2 is inside Optimus Prime's extravagantly-described anus...
Rennon the Shaved
2025-09-06 16:13:29 +0000 UTCWhy does Arin’s laugh after “Autoboys” sound like Elmo?
Joshua David Vega
2025-09-06 15:56:31 +0000 UTCArin nails the character voices when doing these eps, while Dan absolutely crushes reading the typos and fucked up spelling mistakes as they are. Both are good in different ways
Shakira’s howl from “She Wolf”
2025-09-06 06:48:06 +0000 UTCVery happy that this was posted on my birthday 😭😂
Dale Sanders
2025-09-06 06:08:53 +0000 UTCHe is fluent in over six million forms of communication.
Dustin Koski
2025-09-06 04:51:53 +0000 UTCOh yeah, especially when Michael Jordan's dick was too big for him to fuck Lola Bunny, so they had to surgically attach Bill Murray's dick to It.
Dustin Koski
2025-09-06 04:51:06 +0000 UTCBuilt 4 Love - TWRP ft.NSP
Rudy
2025-09-06 01:43:35 +0000 UTCWe need an Ike cam LMAO
Avorie
2025-09-06 01:37:52 +0000 UTCI'm so proud to be one of the degenerates to bring this to the Grumps.
Sapid
2025-09-06 00:01:49 +0000 UTCAuthor really missed the opportunity to call it the Colosseamen...
Rebecca Whitman
2025-09-05 23:19:51 +0000 UTCBy the time the story ends I don't think the author ever said R2 left (not saying where because of spoilers... and because I'm not typing that lol). So presumably he left with Optimus? That's gonna be one hell of a cameo reveal...
Nade
2025-09-05 23:01:49 +0000 UTCYou are looking for Fan Fiction Story Time #3. It came out 2 years ago here and they just released it free on YT.
rj
2025-09-05 22:13:16 +0000 UTCwhy were you advertising garfield fan fiction when there doesn't appear to be a video for that here?
seagull
2025-09-05 21:52:09 +0000 UTCI don't think knowing about phimosis is necessarily a sign of being well-learned😅
Lisa Hedlund
2025-09-05 21:43:44 +0000 UTC“Autoboys” immediately killed me
SwoodMan
2025-09-05 21:30:52 +0000 UTCAm I crazy or is Jabba’s entertainment plan the villain’s motivation in the original Space Jam? Didn’t he want to make Michael Jordan a game at a theme park?
WhiteShaq01
2025-09-05 21:00:54 +0000 UTCSlug love is slow love
mikkel colfach
2025-09-05 20:57:44 +0000 UTCI'm okay with this being Star Wars canon. Sure, why not...
Sarahmonster
2025-09-05 20:37:57 +0000 UTC". . . . . . . . Keep going. ."
Elizabeth Baphometsolutely
2025-09-05 20:17:09 +0000 UTCGoddamn that was an experience.
Zio the Black Magician
2025-09-05 19:55:42 +0000 UTClove is so beautiful…
Mia Ram
2025-09-05 19:51:50 +0000 UTCHonestly, the description of the anus with the sine wave elevator and the fluffy pillows sounded like a great time. Leia really got shafted with that one.
Emily R. H. Wells
2025-09-05 19:43:40 +0000 UTCThere is something in the way Dan reads these stories, especially the heavily typoed ones that just sends me. He must be fluent in typonese lol! His delivery is just 🤌🏻
Lady A
2025-09-05 19:41:36 +0000 UTCY'know, I actually do like that this unexpectedly became a bisexual encounter in this otherwise bonkers fanservice fever dream. I actually don't hate that at all 😆
Pancakes
2025-09-05 19:37:01 +0000 UTCLmao the fact that neither knew what phimosis was killed me
DMAN
2025-09-05 19:26:02 +0000 UTC"The Penis is Active"
DMAN
2025-09-05 19:25:23 +0000 UTCIn my office, Peter. Bring Michael Bay and George Lucas.
Chris Gardner
2025-09-05 19:24:49 +0000 UTCThis is what happens when a preteen boy gets a hormone spike at just the wrong time
web
2025-09-05 19:23:12 +0000 UTCR2D2 is the freak of the robot school. Can’t wait for that Disney+ series.
Beef
2025-09-05 19:22:00 +0000 UTCwait oh shit i actually genuinely love transformers fanfiction. can't wait to see why the thumbnail is jabba the hut.
LouBengal
2025-09-05 19:19:10 +0000 UTCAh, Poitimus! My fav transformer
Ems
2025-09-05 19:16:06 +0000 UTCI didn't spend the whole pandemic reading transformers porn and learning an entire glossary of absurd fan terms to NOT hear the correct terminology used.
Samantha Wright
2025-09-05 19:11:00 +0000 UTCYesss the weird Leia x Optimus prime one
Joshua Kaine
2025-09-05 19:09:01 +0000 UTCI love poitimus of the autoboys so much
Walking Zero
2025-09-05 19:08:19 +0000 UTCAny scoundrels in the chat ready to goon for 25 minutes? I’ve always wanted to has did an clanker
Beef
2025-09-05 19:06:25 +0000 UTCIt is I: Leader of the Autoboys!
Olof Rönn
2025-09-05 19:05:38 +0000 UTCFrom the title alone, this will be a doozy.
Cobalt Cresent
2025-09-05 19:02:47 +0000 UTCHooray!
Matthew Jenkins
2025-09-05 19:02:36 +0000 UTCMy show is on! Yippee! What horrors await!
Julia Soler
2025-09-05 19:02:10 +0000 UTC
