And, I found this sticky penis dildo. I hate that material that is rubbery and supposed to feel like real skin, but doesn't, and then even when it's clean it feels sticky and lint and crap sticks to it. So, I had this guy marked for the trash pile. But, then I thought what if I just hide it in the woods on a hike or stick it in a hole in a tree. Can you imagine hiking and seeing that? It would be hilarious!