Trees Chapter 356 This Knockoff Main God Seems Pretty Temperamental

By the giant tree, the middle-aged man, who is a Reincarnator, was tied up on it.

His lower body was covered in filth… clearly, Sasuke had been playing with his favorite laxatives again.

During Naruto's absence, Sasuke had taken the liberty of testing all his Heavenly Flames on the man.

Not to mention the 72 different types of poison he had treasured in his collection.

In the end, Sasuke came to a realization about these Reincarnators...

They were downright mediocre.

After being hit by his Dust Release, their performance was even worse than that of ordinary Shinobi.

Naruto frowned in disgust and instinctively pulled out a gas mask to wear.

Wang Tian, in his dazed state, vaguely heard their conversation.

‘Necromancer…’

‘Damn it!!’

‘I was dragged out here by this yellow-haired bastard!’

‘Were these two devils or something?!’

At this point, Wang Tian wanted nothing more than to keep his eyes shut and never wake up.

But Naruto seemed to notice his eyelids twitching and flicked his skeletal forehead with a crisp thunk.

Boom…

Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t hold back his strength, and with that one flick, Wang Tian’s skull cracked open.

"Aahhh!!!"

"Stop! Please stop!!"

Wang Tian, who had been pretending to be unconscious, didn’t feel much pain, but he could sense the cold air brushing against his exposed brain.

He knew...

His brain was now fully exposed to the open air.

"Ugh... ugh..."

"Please... I’m begging you, just let me go."

"I’ll tell you anything you want to know."

Naruto leaned back, taking a few steps to stand next to Sasuke, casually wiping the blood off his hands onto Sasuke’s clothes before putting on an exaggeratedly surprised expression.

"Oh? Really?"

"I didn’t force you, though."

Wang Tian: "..."

‘What kind of absolute monster is this guy?!’

‘Wang Tian felt both terror and an overwhelming sense of absurdity.’

But with his life on the line, he obediently answered.

"Y-yes! I’m volunteering!"

Naruto casually picked up a stick from the ground, crouched in front of Wang Tian, and poked at his brain with a serious expression.

The moment the stick made contact, Wang Tian let out another blood-curdling scream.

Even Chen Feng, who had been unconscious nearby, twitched in response.

That’s how horrifying it was.

"Talk."

"Where are the rest of your people?"

"What’s your mission this time?"

After giving his ‘fellow countryman’ a taste of the Shinobi World’s unique hospitality, Naruto finally got down to business.

Wang Tian, barely holding onto consciousness, spilled everything he knew like a broken dam.

Including sealing Madara after reanimating him with Impure World Reincarnation…

Their mission is to help Uchiha Madara complete the Eye of the Moon Project, and then kill the two ‘saviors’, Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke.

Of course...

Wang Tian, in an attempt to redirect their anger, made sure to mention how some of his teammates had their eyes on Hinata, Sakura, and the other girls.

Upon hearing this, Sasuke’s gaze turned downright disdainful as he looked at the two.

Now he understood why Naruto had spoken about these people the way he did.

Their strength was artificially boosted, but their greed knew no bounds.

They had no sense of morality, and not even a shred of dignity...

At the very least...

Most of the people he knew would fight to the death when facing a powerful enemy.

They wouldn’t kneel and beg for their lives like dogs.

Calling them locusts would be giving them too much credit.

As Naruto listened, he grew increasingly puzzled.

He had already noticed that these people didn’t seem to be restricted by the Main God at all.

The Main God he was familiar with would instantly kill anyone who leaked information.

‘Hmm...’

‘Seems like...’

‘I might have overestimated this thing.’

According to Wang Tian’s description, the strongest among their batch of Reincarnators was just some guy who exchanged for a Kryptonian Bloodline.

There were rumors of some truly powerful Reincarnators in the past, but apparently, they all got wiped out in some unknown universe.

Something about even the Main God being trapped there.

‘Tch...’

‘So all my earlier worries were for nothing?’

‘If some Superman wannabe dares to come to our Shinobi World, I will slash them and force the guy to show their HP bar.’

‘Then it’d just be a matter of whether I could one-shot them or not.’

And as for their claim that Madara was sealed by ice-based abilities...

Naruto could only silently mourn for their remaining teammates for three seconds.

Beside him, Sasuke turned his head, giving Naruto a puzzled look.

His eyes seemed to say, ‘Where’s that ‘punch-a-planet, two-punches-destroy-the-universe’ Reincarnator you were talking about?’

‘This is it??’

Sasuke decided that next time, maybe he shouldn’t take the intel from Naruto too seriously.

"Boring."

Sasuke sighed, flicking a kunai to finish off the old Reincarnator’s life.

"Don’t kill me!!"

"Please, Naruto, d-don’t... don’t kill me!"

"I’ll do anything, just let me live!!"

Wang Tian, seeing his companion die, scrambled desperately to Naruto’s feet in terror.

He didn’t want to die...

After surviving so many missions... he really didn’t want to die in this messed-up Naruto World.

Naruto felt not a shred of pity. He raised his foot and stomped down on Wang Tian’s head.

Like a watermelon being crushed, Wang Tian’s skull burst apart.

Thankfully, both of them had Chakra cloaking their bodies, or they’d have been splattered with ‘watermelon juice’.

"So, what now?"

"Reincarnators... and a reanimated Uchiha Madara?"

Sasuke glanced at his good brother, waiting to hear his next move.

"Hmm..."

"Let’s put the Biju Capture Plan on hold for a couple of days."

"We need to head back to the village first."

He wasn’t too worried about the Reincarnators’ strength, but if they were allowed to hide and grow in some corner, that would be a real problem.

Especially since they might sneak into the village and cause trouble.

As for the reanimated Madara, that was easy to handle.

He’d go back and find the Nidaime Hokage first.

That guy would definitely lose his mind the moment he heard about this.

They could leave Madara to the village to deal with.

Sasuke nodded, showing no objections.

Then, as if remembering something, he pulled out the Reincarnator Wristwatch from his pocket and waved it at Naruto.

"How do we use this?"

Naruto’s eyes lit up with interest when he saw the wristwatch.

He took it, brimming with confidence as he declared to Sasuke.

"Sasuke!"

"No one understands the Main God’s space better than me!"

With that, Naruto strapped the wristwatch on. Instantly, words flashed before his eyes.

[New wearer detected... Successfully inherited the reincarnation points...]

When Naruto saw these words, he immediately felt happy.

‘Good, good...’

‘You knockoff Main God better be ready!’

‘This Savior is about to deliver some righteous justice.’

Beep beep beep…

But just as Naruto was about to proceed, the text in front of him suddenly started flickering wildly.

A few seconds later, his vision was flooded with lines upon lines of text.

[Damn it!!!]

[Damn it, you damned yellow-haired bastard!!!]

[You f*king hurt ******** I really *****]

Naruto: “???”

Meanwhile, in the Warhammer 40k Universe, the Main God, who is currently fleeing for his life from multiple factions, had been consoling himself with the thought of the Naruto World and countless parallel dimensions.

So much so that he even started paying attention to the newly bound Reincarnators these past few days.

But then...

It saw him.

That damn yellow-haired bastard who had caused his downfall.

The Main God completely lost it.