Harry Potter and the Unhappy MILF (CH 1-2)
Added 2026-01-09 15:43:22 +0000 UTCHarry was sprawled across the master bedroom's king-sized bed, one arm flung over his face. The morning sun streaming through the curtains hadn't been enough to wake him up. Neither had the muffled argument downstairs.
The master bedroom. His bedroom now, technically, though it still felt strange to think of it that way. The Dursleys had fucked off to wherever the hell they'd gone, and Harry had claimed the biggest room in the house because why the bloody hell not?
After eleven years in that cupboard and another six in Dudley's second bedroom, he thought he'd more than earned the right to stretch out on a proper mattress.
Harry finally stirred when the door creaked open. But it wasn't until someone sat on the edge of the mattress that he cracked one eye open, then the other, blinking against the light.
Hermione was reaching out to shake his shoulder.
