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🌙 Skinny Dips & Secret Plunge Pools – Our Review of El Alquimista Zipolite 🌊

Added 2025-06-21 12:05:03 +0000 UTC

If your dream vacation includes falling asleep to crashing waves, moonlit dips in a private plunge pool, and no clothes required—El Alquimista in Zipolite checks all the boxes.

We just wrapped filming our full YouTube hotel review (now live!) and trust us—this place is just as magical as ever. Even after Hurricane Erick made landfall nearby (the strongest on record this early in the season), El Alquimista remains open, standing strong, and still serving up serenity on the sand.

🌿 Rustic & rugged? Book one of their beachfront cabanas where the ocean is literally your lullaby.
✨ Refined & romantic? Go for one of only two premium suites with private plunge pools and sweeping ocean views.
🌊 Spacious & sexy? Their premium oceanview rooms offer tons of extra space plus a balcony for—well, let’s just say, sunset cocktails or whatever else comes up.

We also had a fun little photo shoot on the rocks between the main beach and El Alquimista’s more intimate stretch of sand—those pics are up now for you right here on Patreon 🔥📸

Need another reason we keep coming back to El Alquimista? It’s quiet. Peaceful. No DJs. No late-night parties. Just stars, sand, and that sexy little spa pool in the jungle courtyard that’s technically open all night. (We may or may not have tested the acoustics... just don’t wake the neighbors 😉)

Next week, we’re taking you to one of the best gay nude beaches in the world: Playa del Amor. We’ll be showing you everything from tranquil sunset strolls to full-on beach parties during Zipolite Diverso (the local Pride). 🌈 So get ready—things are heating up.